Rivers Gets Hitched [Archive]

Melissa Johnson

06/23/06, 08:17 PM

Rivers Cuomo got married this past weekend.

Submitted by Comandante

PopPunkKid

06/23/06, 08:23 PM

Whens his sex tape coming out

Jason Tate

06/23/06, 08:28 PM

Whens his sex tape coming out
There was a link to a 500 person asian orgy in the general forum, is that it?

no time flat

06/23/06, 08:31 PM

He was celibate for a year or so, will he continue with that or what?

PopPunkKid

06/23/06, 08:35 PM

He was celibate for a year or so, will he continue with that or what?

No, on Howard Stern he said he was waiting to find the right woman to break the celibacy.

Melissa Johnson

06/23/06, 08:42 PM

No, on Howard Stern he said he was waiting to find the right woman to break the celibacy.
Guess he found her.

joeshmoe909

06/23/06, 08:52 PM

Congrats, great dude.

Chris Fallon

06/23/06, 08:57 PM

Awww, now he can unwrap the ceran wrap from his "pinkerton," if you will, and get back to doin it and doin it and doin it well.

*yes, I stole part of that from Road Trip and LL Cool J

minusthejosh

06/23/06, 09:04 PM

Congrats to him on marriage and finally graduating from Harvard.

fromwithin

06/23/06, 09:05 PM

he's definitely taken full grasp of the rockstar life.

Amplifried

06/23/06, 09:08 PM

Rivers Cuomo got married this past weekend.

Submitted by Comandante

To the first person who had sex with him.

Nate_RAWKS

06/23/06, 09:16 PM

Congrats!

is she asian?

konstantine128

06/23/06, 09:19 PM

Congrats!

is she asian?

haha

WarpSpeedChewy

06/23/06, 09:19 PM

Congrats !

unholy_amanda

06/23/06, 09:27 PM

Yay for Rivers!!!! :)

Bethiscool

06/23/06, 09:46 PM

last night i named my parakeet "Rivers" after him.
random.

adhd561

06/23/06, 10:53 PM

Congrats!

is she asian?

damnnn you beat me to it.

lightcollapse

06/24/06, 12:16 AM

yes, she's asian. rivers very openly has an asian fetish.

Candy_Warhol

06/24/06, 04:44 AM

i posted a journal entry about this days ago.

rocksolidgurl

06/24/06, 04:47 AM

Congrats!

is she asian?

Someone laughed, but she really is asian.

bobbob

06/24/06, 06:25 AM

And with this, bang goes our chances for another decent Weezer album. Ah well.

fight4urdemons

06/24/06, 07:06 AM

I'm really happy for Rivers. He's a hero of mine and he's a terrific person. Well done dude!!!

Chasetony

06/24/06, 08:28 AM

I hope her name isnt Yoko.

exthuse

06/24/06, 08:52 AM

Didn't see this coming at all. He's a legend.

zizou1790

06/24/06, 09:24 AM

now the real question who has some pics? hahahaha

surfwaxsideshow

06/24/06, 09:31 AM

her name is kyoko

damn that is pretty similar

i breathe music

06/24/06, 09:51 AM

so i guess my dreams of marrying him are shot to hell:(
ahh well, good for him=D

butt_code

06/24/06, 11:22 AM

congrats Rivers

CorporateFish

06/24/06, 12:31 PM

Congrats to him.

albatrossxivy

06/24/06, 02:13 PM

do we get a pic of the person he saved himself for lol

SteveLikesMusic

06/24/06, 04:30 PM

uh oh

what oko did did beatles
will KYoko do to the weez? :(

ACleroK

06/24/06, 07:14 PM

And with this, bang goes our chances for another decent Weezer album. Ah well.

They need Matt Sharp back for that to happen.

screamoutmyname

06/24/06, 09:07 PM

Rivers is the shit.

Throwback

06/24/06, 09:15 PM

They need Matt Sharp back for that to happen.
...took the words right out of my keyboard.

thebestkylever

06/24/06, 10:15 PM

now the real question who has some pics? hahahaha

http://cache.umusic.com/MCAImageUpload/1455491-master.jpg

tbsunday14

06/25/06, 05:36 AM

Congrats!

is she asian?

hahhah that was exactly my first question.

Ruggiero2oo8

06/26/06, 11:48 AM

congrats to him.