So yesterday, I finally had sex with my teacher.

[bronxville]

I will really try to keep this brief, but I could not contain myself. Yes we have all read the threads about hot milfs and what not. But now it is finally time to bask in the glory and reveal all the goods on the most amazing experience I have ever had. So I have been taking classes with, lets just call her Ms. K, for a while. She is quite possible the hottest teacher I have ever met. She teaches Science but also does a ton of electives which I love to take (obv just because of her), so for the past month I have been walking her to the subway on a regular basis. I always stay late so I can do this. Slick I know. After wearing her down for a while, I eventually got her to give me her sn. She is only 4 years older than me and just out of college. A month later we finally agree to meet up and have coffee. I play my cards correctly and she agrees to let me come see her place. She lives uptown so we take the subway to her house. Let me make it clear, I had to wear her down forever. This literally took months, but she only agreed after I graduated. So to the sex. I was on her bed and she wanted to ride me. I couldnt believe it. Before she climbed on though I had to tell her about this awesome band I was in. She was like oh, send me an mp3 of your work. I know you are looking for an ill drummer in the NYC area. So I gave her the url: virb.com/mattjoshdrew. She was like oh I like Taking Back Sunday, Saves the Day, bands like that so I should like this right? Right. She told me she would tell her friends and email me at jleavitt577 at g.rwu.edu if she knew anyone. So after we got that out of the way. She climbed on top of me and it was amazing. I mean this was the best sex I have ever had in my life. She told me she would call and never did. That is why I started a band because im heart broken.

[TheReckoner]

hahahahahahahah.

[Brand-new-123]

self promotion forum

[Brand-new-123]

Also, how did you start the band to show it to her before you started it because you were heartbroken?

[Esrb99]

must admit, that was entertaining.

:appl:

[kieza]

Best thread title ever!

[bronxville]

If you guys got as hot as I did reading this, please give the material a listen. Any feedback appreciated.

It is real legit I promise.

http://virb.com/mattjoshdrew

[argg_xo]

Subtle yet effective, I like it.

[asthenia*]

.. is that autotune? or just the natural tone of one of the vocalists...

[xBLACKOUTx]

Win.

[Meeze]

very very impressive infomercial. best self-promo i have read on this site yet.

Edit: not a bad song as well...

[pr0digy]

okay that was pretty damn good :clap: :clap: :clap:

[bronxville]

.. is that autotune? or just the natural tone of one of the vocalists...

As many people know, autotune is used a lot more than many people are led to believe in appropriate situations.
All your favorite records have auto tune on them yadda yadda. I can testify that he sings as well as the recording.
Whatever tones you are referring to are just the way he does things, but yes every instrument has been fined tuned
through Pro Tools including the vocals.

[astereo]

I'm actually digging the song as well. Any other material?

[crypticv24]

I like that song. Reminds me of JamisonParker a bit.

[Lloyd Christmas]

that was awesome.

[SouthernCross40]

Listened to the song only because of how awesome that post was...not disappointed, keep us updated!

[bronxville]

For those of you looking for more material I have updated the other mastered demo.
This one is a little different, it is on the heavier side.

Thanks for the kind words.

[denissuxx]

hahahaha, that was awesome

[rosielikesyou]

Hahah that was great.

[TheOldCowboy]

Ummm, no one sings exactly like auto tune, I assure you. I'm not saying the singer is a train wreck. I'm just saying when vocals sound like that, they are processed.

[ReadyForAction]

I normally hate it when people self promote in the wrong forum, but this was amazing

and the song was pretty good

[Alex DiVincenzo]

Thread of the day. :clap:

[SonEric84]

The music is actually really good. You have a myspace page?

[NateFoundGlory]

Such an epic win right here haha.

[rollerman4221]

At least you were creative about your self promotion

[DBZGTom]

well played, and good song as well, reminds me of Jamisonparker too

[3wotkris]

Singer reminds me so much of Winch House/Brooke's lead singer its actually incredible

[Smeee]

Great effort.

[Andy Young]

You, sir, win. Well done subliminal advertising.

[samsara]

This guy knows how to catch AP members attention.

[joeag1985]

Nice song.

[chronomic]

well played good man.

[Kill_the_radio]

taking back sunday?

[nlcentralchamps]

Nicely done.

[coma]

Who the fuck uses their Student Email for their band? Jesus Christ you're an idiot.

[Illadelphia]

You are a genius, the music is pretty good too.

[hellogorgeous]

Hahahah ohhh sex

[thehereaway]

Quality

[Sventhegreat]

Pretty good. Haha

[bronxville]

Who the fuck uses their Student Email for their band? Jesus Christ you're an idiot.

Clearly this is to find a full time drummer. If you dig the music that is cool too.
There is no full launch or myspace.

Your cool though, you got me bro.

[CTMarshall]

That song is really good man. Great job!

[KellyGleason]

Hahahah this is amazing.

[beazer32]

you're an idiot.
You are a genius.

uh-oh

[:-)]

Haha is this true?

/gullibility

[saysmydoctor]

lol

[Formatfun]

I was confused at first. Then realized it was a promotion...

did the teacher sex really happen though? Or was that just part of the ad?

[BlackAxxe]

I was confused at first. Then realized it was a promotion...

did the teacher sex really happen though? Or was that just part of the ad?

oh shit your right! I was just about to comment on how good the song is and how cool the promotion was but this guys right!

I NEED TO KNOW

[Smeee]

Song is good. Sounds a lot like TBS but that's not a bad thing.

[bronxville]

I shit you not, this story is based on a real experience.

[Dre Okorley]

LOL you really had me there. Gotta give this guy credit. You should be a PR agent, not a band member.

[Scrawns]

perhaps instead of making music you should be a writer.

[tommyishere]

good story and i liked the song haha

[chassmariee]

lololololololololzzzzzz!!!1111!

[jmirand1]

Also, how did you start the band to show it to her before you started it because you were heartbroken?

Having sex with a hot teacher gives you the ability to bend time. Duh.

[GregisXcore]

"who's laughing now"
i really like this wow

[RecklessXRandy]

I lol'd

[Dre Okorley]

Oh yeah, and you guys sound just like Taking Back Sunday.

[SimplyPaige]

wow i never would have thought of that!!!!! XD awesome!!!!!!! <33

[Chancetobe]

Yesterday I was watching one of my favorite tv shows about a guy who sleeps with his super hot teacher.

[crimsonandclovr]

best self-promotion i've ever read.

sex sells, indeed.

[Formatfun]

oh shit your right! I was just about to comment on how good the song is and how cool the promotion was but this guys right!

I NEED TO KNOW
I think that was sarcasm.
And I didn't even listen to the song. I just came for the teacher sex.

[Carolina.Alex]

thats actually two fucking awesome songs.
/pleasant surprise

[BlackAxxe]

I think that was sarcasm.
And I didn't even listen to the song. I just came for the teacher sex.

sorry man, my absolute sincere and sarcastic chat sometimes seem pretty similar but i promise that was sincerity. i suck at being sarcastic online haha.

"i just came for the teacher sex", best thing i have heard all week :D

[rhinitus]

Virb - it's what you do!

[Saucey McRib]

This really sounds like Taking Back Sunday, like more than that Coheed cover from yesterday sounded like Coheed. And that's saying something. That being said, you could probably get signed, because they're pretty good TBS songs. Like better than their last two records. And originality is that last thing you need to get popular.

Not to mention you have genius promotional techniques.

[rhinitus]

Songs didn't suck. Nice job.

Panic! got signed after like 2 demos...here's to hoping Pete is trolling...

[rhinitus]

This really sounds like Taking Back Sunday, like more than that Coheed cover from yesterday sounded like Coheed. And that's saying something. That being said, you could probably get signed, because they're pretty good TBS songs. Like better than their last two records. And originality is that last thing you need to get popular.

Not to mention you have genius promotional techniques.

I fucking love the McRib. I went around telling everyone how I was going to get McRibs about a week or two ago...went to two McD's only to find out they don't have them in Chicago yet. Fucking bullshit. And of course no one in the McD's knows when they're coming. I'm moving to Germany...they have them year-round, AND you can get curly fries.

[Saucey McRib]

I fucking love the McRib. I went around telling everyone how I was going to get McRibs about a week or two ago...went to two McD's only to find out they don't have them in Chicago yet. Fucking bullshit. And of course no one in the McD's knows when they're coming. I'm moving to Germany...they have them year-round, AND you can get curly fries.


Shit, take me with you. I haven't eaten one in years. The last one I had was in Chicago, they NEVER have them in Michigan. When I move to Chicago we're hanging out.

[argg_xo]

Shit, take me with you. I haven't eaten one in years. The last one I had was in Chicago, they NEVER have them in Michigan. When I move to Chicago we're hanging out.
A+ user name.

[4N6 science]

Sounds kinda made up...but pretty good story if it's real.

[bronxville]

Sounds kinda made up...but pretty good story if it's real.

I repeat, minus the plugs, this actually did happen.

[argg_xo]

Sounds kinda made up...but pretty good story if it's real.
hahaha i love you

[4N6 science]

I repeat, minus the plugs, this actually did happen.

alright.

hahaha i love you

I know you do. I still want your bad romance!

[argg_xo]

alright.



I know you do. I still want your bad romance!
i want your love and your lovers revenge.
ps-almost got my gaga dance moves perfected!

[holyballs]

was enjoyed

[4N6 science]

i want your love and your lovers revenge.
ps-almost got my gaga dance moves perfected!


i dance to GaGa in front of my friends all the time. It's very interpretive ;)

[argg_xo]

i dance to GaGa in front of my friends all the time. It's very interpretive ;)
hahhaha i love this too! you better dance to bad romance!

[4N6 science]

hahhaha i love this too! you better dance to bad romance!


I dance to that... Dance in the Dark, poker face, paparazzi.

[argg_xo]

I dance to that... Dance in the Dark, poker face, paparazzi.
shhhiiittt, we got bad romance down pretty good.

[zion the lion]

I saw that coming.

[bronxville]

I saw that coming.

She did too.

[wroteurname]

Thread of the year.

[splitsecond]

hahaha well played

[4N6 science]

shhhiiittt, we got bad romance down pretty good.


here's what you do. you videotape yourself and then send it to me and I will jerk off to it.

[argg_xo]

here's what you do. you videotape yourself and then send it to me and I will jerk off to it.
we tried to last week but the video camera kept falling off the top of the tv.

[zion the lion]

She did too.

I'm a hard ass, so I'll just say that it was a little bit lazy, but hey, you got everyone else loving it, so congratulations.

[4N6 science]

we tried to last week but the video camera kept falling off the top of the tv.

well hopefully you can get it to work cause I would like to see that.

[argg_xo]

well hopefully you can get it to work cause I would like to see that.
i'll try harder next time.

[4N6 science]

i'll try harder next time.


ohhh yeah..

[argg_xo]

ohhh yeah..
;-)

[ZeroGravity107]

Props to the plug and if the stories legit, most definitely that as well.

[Fringe]

LMAO nice thread. Put the other song up for download?

[Whimsikill]

I do play drums, and I do live in the NYC area. I actually just sent an email. Check the inbox.

[jwicklun]

hi five!

[xmicxcorex]

I was just gonna say sweet brag, then I got to the part about your music, and was like "okay...I'll try it." So I did, and I gotta say, I'd pay $20 to see your band before I'd pay $5 to see TBS....(not the same competition for Saves The Day, sorry).....This is good man. Also, the story was fun.

[TBSEmoKid]

I actually liked it better than TBS's last two albums,and I'm a pretty big TBS fan.

[Jennurna Gray]

I'm always last to catch on. >_<

[SanePsychotic]

Best bit of self promotion I've ever read.

[andresr200]

what's this?

[raychull]

interesting.

[deFobbed14yrs]

niceee. haha that got me

[Mirrorsandfevers]

Got my attention.

[live.]

You, my good sir, are an excellent marketer. I read, I listened, and I enjoyed.

[UnderMyDreams]

The music actually sounds good.

[heregoesnothin]

bravo!
and the music is good

[jco3]

The sound is not the most original sound.

Nice, though. Sounds like you're really into TBS, though...

[Spenny]

This is amazing!

[caress me down]

...I laughed.

[Brand-new-123]

I hope Adam is collecting royalties on this.

[DejaMe]

This really sounds like Taking Back Sunday, like more than that Coheed cover from yesterday sounded like Coheed. And that's saying something. That being said, you could probably get signed, because they're pretty good TBS songs. Like better than their last two records. And originality is that last thing you need to get popular.

Not to mention you have genius promotional techniques.

THIS. Bang on I couldn't of said it better myself. I also get a slight Andrew McMahon vibe from the vocals but no doubt that it sounds a whole lot like TBS. I must say tho blatant similarities aside these two songs are not bad at all in their own right. Better than I thought they would be that's for sure.

[bronxville]

We uploaded another demo in place of an older one. It is called "All the Little Awful Things". Thanks again for listening.

[acemvivere]

...I have to say, this is possibly the best self-promotion I've seen for a band. Except Jimi Hendrix having sex with his guitar.

[altemose09]

hahahahahahahahaaha

[lesbienshop1]

wow

[JuneJuly]

lol what.the.fuck? I'm going to listen to your music now.

[fran.182]

Hahaha! Amazing! :-d

[SonEric84]

We uploaded another demo in place of an older one. It is called "All the Little Awful Things". Thanks again for listening.



Gonna post any more soon?

[bronxville]

Gonna post any more soon?

For now you will just have to live with the mp3 we have on the virb page. We have two more demos coming soon though and more stuff to boot.

[TakenByCars]

quite impressive, i must say! hahaha