Weird tendencies you have when you're drunk?

[WakeUpBlondie]

-pierce myself
-use social interview on facebook
-make aimless threads
-catch up on old pop-punk songs, Yellowcard, Midtown, Good Charlotte, etc.

[argg_xo]

Explain to people why "cunt" is one of my favorite words.

[WakeUpBlondie]

Explain to people why "cunt" is one of my favorite words.
I think you're officially my new best friend haha. Random: I was visiting my friend at OSU and at this party i asked what their wifi password is, the house owner nonchalantly said "cuntmower"

[pshh]

become best friends with the people i despise

[argg_xo]

I think you're officially my new best friend haha. Random: I was visiting my friend at OSU and at this party i asked what their wifi password is, the house owner nonchalantly said "cuntmower"
Hahaha thank you! I don't really think cunt is that vulgar of a word :shrug:

[zion the lion]

You're 17, you arent supposed to be drunk.

[tommyishere]

i sing "Remembering Sunday" over and over

[4N6 science]

I like to shave my legs.

[AndrewIcex]

I tend to do a lot of headstands.

[pr0digy]

I tend to not want to shut the hell up, when normally it's rare for me to speak for long intervals while sober....i also have a bad habit of drunk texting and IMing, especially to girls I am interested in =\

[lovely864md]

become best friends with the people i despise

This. I also sit on random people's laps and tell them stories.

[argg_xo]

break my pinkie finger break dancing or post drunk threads about charmander

[WakeUpBlondie]

You're 17, you arent supposed to be drunk.

Pulling the age card, original.

[wroteurname]

Ahhhh yes social interview is my drunk mistress.
Also...
-thinking it's a good idea to eat 4 lb calzones in like 3 minutes
-getting really excited to see people i see all the time
-texting/calling people I probably shouldn't
-singing
-basically I become super friendly and outgoing and will say anything and talk to anyone instead of my usual introverted self

These aren't really weird drunk tendencies, more drunk "me" tendencies.

[zion the lion]

Pulling the age card, original.

Not as original as getting drunk at 17 I guess.

[pshh]

This. I also sit on random people's laps and tell them stories.

I do this all the time, except lap sitting, my friends purposely try to get my super high/drunk to tell them awesome stories or answer SAT questions (I live in a community of nerds).

This is why I stopped drinking, I love marijuana though.

[Kozzy333]

I tend to talk to everyone, become a lot less introverted. The opposite happens when i smoke a ton of weed though.

[perceptrons]

Go into High Fidelity Mode and start arguing about albums and ranking all kinds of shit.

[warstory]

- dole out tons of compliments especially to girls
- remind people that I am drunk by working it in to anything i'm trying to say "yeah i think the soda is in the livingroom but i don't really know I'm drunk" "I don't want to watch gone with the wind that movie is 4 hours long and I'm drunk"
- go out of my way to socialize

[lauren1234]

I tend to tell people things I wouldn't usually tell them since it seems like a good idea at the time but that's not weird.

[MattADALIE]

I have a weird tendency to vomit when I'm drunk.

[beth danger]

I spill and knock things over like you wouldn't believe. I'm all elbows and hips when I start drinking.

[Kassie09]

~i say 'i love you' A LOT.
~kiss girls
~anytime i drink, its a given i want to have sex..a lot.
~laugh. hysterically. at..anything..at all. like just stare into the distance and laugh my ass off.

[ikikwe]

I leave facebook videos like it is my job.

[warstory]

~anytime i drink, its a given i want to have sex..a lot.


I wasn't going to go there but since you did I guess I will too :D
I would rather DD than drink around a bunch of people I know I can't/don't want to have sex with. No one can fuck the horny out of me when I'm drunk hehe

[Kassie09]

I wasn't going to go there but since you did I guess I will too :D
I would rather DD than drink around a bunch of people I know I can't/don't want to have sex with. No one can fuck the horny out of me when I'm drunk hehe


hell yeah, alcohol is like viagra or something for me, once i'm drunk it is guaranteed i'll be like 'lets have sex 9438 timessssssss!' ahahahahaha! I think it happens to most people..people are just being shy

[billyboatkid]

Nothing. I'm just a happy laid back drunk.

[Qadriyyah]

~ i threw my dorm keys into a field (had to pay 70 dollars to replace them)
~ i sung "a whole new world" to some random dude (i remember him being cute..thank God)
~ i listen to music and sing at the top of my lungs (paramore is even better when you're drunk)
~ one time me and my friends got drunk in my room and then we wanted to go to a party but there weren't any going on so we went to the girls basketball house and demanded they have a party, they did. but we got into an argument with them and left (when i'm drunk i'll argue with anyone that includes huge lesbians.)
~ i dance with guys that i have crushes on and never talk to on any other occasion.
~ me and one of my friends sometime grab cute guys and both dance on him (we call this "running a train" lol)

i think that's about it...and for all those reason i don't drink anymore. i hate acting like that.

[Derka Derka]

-I call every girl a cunt
-I tend to drunk text everyone
-I also tend to want to swim, really badly

[k1guitar]

for some reason i tend to overreact to myself, and sometimes i punch myself in the head. hard. i need help.

[AlkalineAshes]

Um i can go manic at times esp when i mixed with xanax... hence why ii started smokin weed instead. and ya i was always lookni to get laid, but i think all guys always are.

[Kassie09]

Um i can go manic at times esp when i mixed with xanax... hence why ii started smokin weed instead. and ya i was always lookni to get laid, but i think all guys always are.

Drinking with xanax is sweet.
i take xanax everyday..so i mean, anytime i drink i am combining it with xanax. only freaks me out when my breathing gets real slow and shit

[AlkalineAshes]

Drinking with xanax is sweet.
i take xanax everyday..so i mean, anytime i drink i am combining it with xanax. only freaks me out when my breathing gets real slow and shit
oh what is your dosage? dr. is ok with everyday use?

[xxxxxxxxxxxmatt]

Let's see...
-I come on to every girl in sight.
-I have sex with my friend's cousin in my car while my friend and the girl's boyfriend are inside and know what's going on.
-I was in the midst of trying to quit smoking, and after about a week of that, I got really wasted and begged someone to ride bikes with me down the road to the gas station. I couldn't quite keep myself on the bike for too long, so a few scratches and bruises later, I managed to somehow roll a cigarette, consisting of: tobacco from a pouch of dip and my proof of insurance as the rolling paper.
-On that note, I tend to drink a bit too much when I drink. I can control myself, but sometimes I go into the night with the mindset of "It's not a good night till I outdrink everyone". About 20 shots of vodka is just too much.
-Throwing up on my friend's really expensive couch the first time I got him to drink with everyone.
-Hooking up with best friends. Eesh.
-I sing a lot. I especially try to play guitar (which I cannot drunk) and start singalongs.
-Drunk text, dial, etc. mostly to girls I have feelings for, or worse yet, used to.

There's probably more, I don't know. Hah.

[Cøltøn]

-Drunk text
-Drunk fb/threads/posts
-Drunk tricks (flips and shit)
-Change the party playlist to a heavy song and hardcore dance

[Kassie09]

oh what is your dosage? dr. is ok with everyday use?

yeah i'm supposed to take it everyday. i take 1 mg on a good day, 2 mgs on a bad day. Not sure what the max dosage is..I don't think thats a ton though? maybe it is haha.

It clearly says to not use alcohol with it, cause it intensifies the effects but eh.

[klawansie7]

i took some hip hop classes in high school but i'm way too shy to do it sober now, so i usually end up trying to do breakdancing moves in the dorm lobby or do some other crazy moves when drunk... once i told my friend that my dancing was how i got all my boyfriends (which is not true).
also i try and make out with basically everyone. it's sometimes an issue...

[AlkalineAshes]

yeah i'm supposed to take it everyday. i take 1 mg on a good day, 2 mgs on a bad day. Not sure what the max dosage is..I don't think thats a ton though? maybe it is haha.

It clearly says to not use alcohol with it, cause it intensifies the effects but eh.

ya thats not too bad, some docs say you arnt supposed to take it everyday for long periods of time, but mine prescibed me a dose similiar to yours. and ya its not good to mix it with alcohol really. since it can cause respitory failure, but 1mg and 1 drink or 2 should be fine.I miss havin xanax around tho, but i think i get too addicted to it..nothin like crazy drunk xanax high sex:-)

[SteffRyanFail]

I tend to not want to shut the hell up, when normally it's rare for me to speak for long intervals while sober....i also have a bad habit of drunk texting and IMing, especially to girls I am interested in =\
This
and I like to tell people my life story.
and whenever I'm settiling down to go to sleep, if there's someone with me, I talk about my sister.

[Kassie09]

ya thats not too bad, some docs say you arnt supposed to take it everyday for long periods of time, but mine prescibed me a dose similiar to yours. and ya its not good to mix it with alcohol really. since it can cause respitory failure, but 1mg and 1 drink or 2 should be fine.I miss havin xanax around tho, but i think i get too addicted to it..nothin like crazy drunk xanax high sex:-)

Hahahah, yeah you're def not supposed to be prescribed it for long periods of time..but my doctor did, if i stop taking it i get bad muscle twitches and shit, definitely addicted!
xanax/alcohol/weed sex is the bestest even though at that point it borderlines on unconscious lol

[maxvsmaradona]

I make tuna salad, and then watch Hoarders on demand.

[Tristan Needler]

I don't know if it's weird, but I always really, really want to take a walk outside. Doesn't matter where, as long as it's outside and there's at least another person with me to enjoy the night air and sky. I get pretty disappointed if I can't go out or no one will go with me. Although I'm drunk, so I get over it quickly enough if something fun happens.

I've never ever had the desire to do anything phone related... no drunk texting or drunk dialing, no drunk IMing or emailing. I might get on the computer (to listen to some trippy psychedelic rock like Donovan or The Doors) and talk to a friend or two on IM if everyone crashes before me, but that's it. I much perfer to enjoy the company of the people I'm with, rather than feel the need to talk to anyone I'm not with. I've only once kind of wanted to call my sister, but I didn't.

[AlkalineAshes]

Hahahah, yeah you're def not supposed to be prescribed it for long periods of time..but my doctor did, if i stop taking it i get bad muscle twitches and shit, definitely addicted!
xanax/alcohol/weed sex is the bestest even though at that point it borderlines on unconscious lol
haha ya i remember those hand tremors. not fun explain to friends "ohh im in xanax withdrawls"

[apresnuledeluge]

I don't know if it's weird, but I always really, really want to take a walk outside. Doesn't matter where, as long as it's outside and there's at least another person with me to enjoy the night air and sky. I get pretty disappointed if I can't go out or no one will go with me. Although I'm drunk, so I get over it quickly enough if something fun happens.

Agreed completely. My favorite thing to do when I drink is go wander aimlessly around the city. No one else is ever down though, haha.

[Tristan Needler]

Agreed completely. My favorite thing to do when I drink is go wander aimlessly around the city. No one else is ever down though, haha.
I know, right? It's bullshit (I'm drinking a bit now, so my reactions are obviously a little amplified haha). Everyone wants to stay inside. I'm not really a party guy and don't go to bars or clubs or anything. I just like to chill, and wandering outside in the cool night air, peace and quiet, taking in the views of the city/trees/sky/whatever's around, and maybe get into some occasional mischief if the mood strikes.

[saysmydoctor]

I know, right? It's bullshit (I'm drinking a bit now, so my reactions are obviously a little amplified haha). Everyone wants to stay inside. I'm not really a party guy and don't go to bars or clubs or anything. I just like to chill, and wandering outside in the cool night air, peace and quiet, taking in the views of the city/trees/sky/whatever's around, and maybe get into some occasional mischief if the mood strikes.
This, all of this.

We generally utilize the parties in the student area to get us this drunk cheaper and then do all of this.

[AbandonShip!!!]

I don't know if it's weird, but I always really, really want to take a walk outside. Doesn't matter where, as long as it's outside and there's at least another person with me to enjoy the night air and sky. I get pretty disappointed if I can't go out or no one will go with me. Although I'm drunk, so I get over it quickly enough if something fun happens.


My friends and I time walks outside with the scheduled rounds by Resident Advisors so that its not loud in our room when they walk by.

Walking around feels great, especially since its usually hot inside wherever the party is. Plus, it helps us avoid getting caught.

[AbandonShip!!!]

oh and I have this tendency to jump on furniture and tell everyone that "I'm a fucking ninja, even when I'm drunk"

[foisol]

Weirdness... is I like to go onto abandoned train tracks, abandoned warehouses, anywhere where there can be an adventure with friends and get lost. Keep in mind, safety's always a key issue especially when you're drinking... so for the love of God don't go on an an active railway and step on the third rail or something. I live in Queens, NY and there are a lot of place people don't realize can be found to explore, and get away from the city.

[THE_SICKEST]

Nice thread. I like to walk back and forth and stomp like I'm a hardcore kid pacing the pit. Especially during beer pong where I become the "comeback kid."

[Deadbolt23]

I high five. a lot.
And I ask lots of bizarre questions. I think at the last party I went to I asked someone whether they would rather have a goat's neck or goat's feet.
I always find some time to cry. Even if I have no reason to be upset.
I will text whoever I'm thinking about, even if they're next to me.
I fall in love with every girl.

[Derka Derka]

I high five. a lot.
And I ask lots of bizarre questions. I think at the last party I went to I asked someone whether they would rather have a goat's neck or goat's feet.
I always find some time to cry. Even if I have no reason to be upset.
I will text whoever I'm thinking about, even if they're next to me.
I fall in love with every girl.

Goats feet, you could cover them up with shoes

[Deadbolt23]

Goats feet, you could cover them up with shoes

Plus when you took your shoes off, you could trot around like a cool guy.

[rising_tied]

-Talk to EVERYONE.... Hit on my friends hot aunt at the same time I was talking to her daughter and cousin at the same time.. All the while starting to talk to me Ex girlfriend who is also one of their cousins.

-Want tacos
-I also do alotta high fives sometimes
-want to walk around outside
-No matter where im at I gotta strip down to basketball shorts and a wifebeater (if ive been working out) or maybe a under shirt
-Texting thing happens at times.. but not a much as some people I know

Im sure theres aloooooooot more

[Derka Derka]

Plus when you took your shoes off, you could trot around like a cool guy.

very true, the neck would just be to hard to hide and very unattractive

[Smeee]

break my pinkie finger break dancing or post drunk threads about charmander

Ahh, you gotta love kemichels...

[timb89]

Ahhhh yes social interview is my drunk mistress.
Also...
-thinking it's a good idea to eat 4 lb calzones in like 3 minutes
-getting really excited to see people i see all the time
-texting/calling people I probably shouldn't
-singing
-basically I become super friendly and outgoing and will say anything and talk to anyone instead of my usual introverted self

These aren't really weird drunk tendencies, more drunk "me" tendencies.

thats pretty much me.

the first thing i do in the mornings after... delete my sent items. i just don't wanna know what i sent.

[LamarVannoy]

I just hug everyone alot. Also have a weird tendancy to want to climb trees.

[overdrive91]

more talkative, more inappropriate, get more touchy i guess

[Jennurna Gray]

I like to shave my legs.
Marry me.
Um i can go manic at times esp when i mixed with xanax... hence why ii started smokin weed instead. and ya i was always lookni to get laid, but i think all guys always are.
Xanax and alcohol are not a good mixture, I'm fine when I do it, but a lot of people tend to black out. I know a guy who blacked out for two days and woke up in the hospital. They immediately took him off of xanax, too, lol.

When I'm drunk, I tend to do reaaaally stupid things like cuss out my friend's mothers via telephone. I'm also hallucinative and all over guys.

[Jennurna Gray]

I just hug everyone alot. Also have a weird tendancy to want to climb trees.
This is me sober.

[open mind]

i like to run my tongue up the faces of random people and enjoy slathering crisco on my balls but other then that i'm pretty normal when i drink....really though i tend to think about things i ought to write about.

[stereokiller]

i tell random people "i love you."

[abcdefghijake]

You're 17, you're supposed to be drunk.

Fixed.

[Kozzy333]

I also smoke way to many cigarettes when I am drunk. I assume every girl who I talk to would like to have sex (they don't).

[I'm DC]

When I get drunk I like to drive.
A lot

Only when I'm in my hometown though. Never ever in the city. Just the small town haha

[argg_xo]

Ahh, you gotta love kemichels...
congrats for being the only person to understand that reference! :highfive:

[al.is.on]

anal.anyone.no?

[Chrisj182]

Ring the girl I like.

Dance stupidly.

[JordanBuell]

high fives.
talk to everyone.
pass out compliments to every girl i see.


im really happy i dont text people haha like its never something that ive done. lucky for me haha

[wroteurname]

thats pretty much me.

the first thing i do in the mornings after... delete my sent items. i just don't wanna know what i sent.
Haha, I tend to like looking through them.

[wroteurname]

When I get drunk I like to drive.
A lot

Only when I'm in my hometown though. Never ever in the city. Just the small town haha
My friend was like this. He loves to drive drunk, high, and fast. It was absolutely ridiculous and there was no telling him to slow down or anything without him trying to fight you. He'd find the darkest windiest roads in town and drive about 70 down them. He gotta DUI a couple months ago. I was actually happy that he got one before he killed someone (himself, me, etc). Not to be a buzzkill.

[ohheroine]

i do the stereotypical drunk thing by wanting to tell every single person im around how much i love them and kiss them.

[TheReckoner]

I watch gameshows and HGTV.

[sweepthenation]

Be a complete douchebag

[UnderMyDreams]

I text people, alot, want to be everyone's friend, and sing All the Small Things.

[DropDeadSharkey]

I always get real pumped to see people I see everyday like there celebrities. lol
Smokin a blunt is my fav thing to do right above high fives haha.
I cant text drunk, I always forget im texting someone and go half a convo.. guess that's a good thing. lol

[kemichels]

I listen to 90's nu metal when getting drunk, especially Creed. Otherwise, when I AM drunk, I say "char" a lot, like Charmander.

I also have a habit of drunk tweeting. A lot.

[makeshiftmind]

whenever I'm drunk i alwys wake up the next morning with q-tips in my pocket, so apparently ask for q-tips

[youngmountain]

I don't know if it's weird, but I always really, really want to take a walk outside. Doesn't matter where, as long as it's outside and there's at least another person with me to enjoy the night air and sky. I get pretty disappointed if I can't go out or no one will go with me. Although I'm drunk, so I get over it quickly enough if something fun happens.


Exactly the same here.

[isntnikione]

Tell my friends I don't see very often about how I want to try having sex on period.

[isntnikione]

OHHHHHH and whispering very loudly "I'm drunk, don't tell anyone SHHHHHHHHHHH" when its painfully obvious....

to everyone at the party.

[saab_girl]

Drunk texting and not being able to sit/stand still.

[songydarko]

I listen to 90's nu metal when getting drunk, especially Creed. Otherwise, when I AM drunk, I say "char" a lot, like Charmander.

I also have a habit of drunk tweeting. A lot.
You have never said char with me while drunk, you know that?

[bastard_of_ness]

I think you're officially my new best friend haha. Random: I was visiting my friend at OSU and at this party i asked what their wifi password is, the house owner nonchalantly said "cuntmower"

AMAZING!

[Cameronisonfire]

fat chicks

[new_arbiter]

I always want to play Luigi's Mansion, even if I'm at a party.

[the1]

Nothing wierd, just a more laid back version of me.....but of course I always want to drink more. Oh, fallin over also becomes hilarious.

I also get a tendancy to start chatting to people with boundless enthusiasm, only to leave mid conversation??

[c_rob2700]

Depends on the type of alcohol/amount but these pretty much happen all the time:
- I drunk tweet/text/dial like no other and pretty much just spill the truth. If I drunk dial a girl a like, 9/10 I end up telling them how much I like them or how pretty I think they are.

- If there's girls around, than I def become a giant whore

- Make posts like this (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=58407171#post58407 171)

[herestoyoufla]

i tell other people that THEY are drunk...

[SteveLikesMusic]

I'm just more sociable.

[terror_91]

Depends on the type of alcohol/amount but these pretty much happen all the time:
- I drunk tweet/text/dial like no other and pretty much just spill the truth. If I drunk dial a girl a like, 9/10 I end up telling them how much I like them or how pretty I think they are.

- If there's girls around, than I def become a giant whore

- Make posts like this (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=58407171#post58407 171)
Hhaha. That's too funny.
I speak in a New Zealand accent because I watch far too much flight of the conchords. The first time I did it, I convinced my friend that it wasn't me and that my phone had been stolen by a New Zealand man. The amount of abuse I was giving him made him get genuinely angry.

[terror_91]

Tell my friends I don't see very often about how I want to try having sex on period.
I think I might have found the reason why you don't see these friends very often...

[I'm DC]

My friend was like this. He loves to drive drunk, high, and fast. It was absolutely ridiculous and there was no telling him to slow down or anything without him trying to fight you. He'd find the darkest windiest roads in town and drive about 70 down them. He gotta DUI a couple months ago. I was actually happy that he got one before he killed someone (himself, me, etc). Not to be a buzzkill.

Wow, I'm no way like that haha
I just like to cruise around. Mostly on country roads where I can go slow and no one will be around.

[Bi11 Lumburgh]

depends on the level of drunkeness

a few drinks:
more sociable, tell stories, pay attention to people who are boring / dumb, laugh about the last time I got drunk and say I;m gonna take it easy tonight

a few more drinks:
Sociable to the point where I will get into in depth discussions about things I have no clue about, to people I've never met
Think I am an expert at everything, even things I've never done before
Steer clear of boring people, or find an exit strategy when forced to engage in conversation

a few too many drinks:
everybodys best friend / worst enemy
dont believe in consequences
will call the people out on being boring
become far too up front with girls, but still being nice
standards on woman decrease drastically
buy rounds and rounds of drinks for everybody
drunken text absolute nonsense to everyone
always looking to grab food after the bars close

[Shatter_Glass]

I fuck bitches and make money :shrug:

[xxxxxxxxxxxmatt]

i tell other people that THEY are drunk...
Hahaha me too.

[Scrawns]

i spew racist jokes like a fountain spews water, but i dont agree with pretty much any of them.

[Kozzy333]

I always get real pumped to see people I see everyday like there celebrities. lol
Smokin a blunt is my fav thing to do right above high fives haha.
I cant text drunk, I always forget im texting someone and go half a convo.. guess that's a good thing. lol

Haha, yeah I do this too, it makes everyone so happy that you are so happy to see them, everyone is having a good time.

[your a sheep]

When I'm drunk I really dont have any weird tendencies, Im pretty much myself but a lot dumber.

[zion the lion]

Fixed.

By 17, you should be over the whole getting drunk phase, jesus, that's what 13 year olds do.

i spew racist jokes like a fountain spews water, but i dont agree with pretty much any of them.

Then why do you tell them?

[your a sheep]

By 17, you should be over the whole getting drunk phase, jesus, that's what 13 year olds do.



Then why do you tell them?
I havnt seen you in a while what have you been up to? Guess who this is.

[zion the lion]

I havnt seen you in a while what have you been up to? Guess who this is.

Its stevie-poo!!!!!! By the way, that's your new name.

[your a sheep]

Its stevie-poo!!!!!! By the way, that's your new name.
Yeah i had an issue with my last account so I made a new one.

[zion the lion]

Yeah i had an issue with my last account so I made a new one.

Yay! Well that means that I get to tell you about the creature that came out of the broom when I was sweeping. I was going to drown it in some Kahlua but it was huge and black and those damn 8 legs made it too fast.

Come here and kill it.

[your a sheep]

Yay! Well that means that I get to tell you about the creature that came out of the broom when I was sweeping. I was going to drown it in some Kahlua but it was huge and black and those damn 8 legs made it too fast.

Come here and kill it.
I don't believe in killing things, just locking them up and torturing them. Anyway I got the best idea for holiday gifts, life size cardboard cut out of myself.

[SophGod]

i like to touch people/things a lot more when im drunk.

[zion the lion]

I don't believe in killing things, just locking them up and torturing them. Anyway I got the best idea for holiday gifts, life size cardboard cut out of myself.

I believe in killing, when I get really bored, I end up making little stories about me getting a whole bunch of people that I cant stand, taking them to some little island up here, taking away their clothes, setting up cameras in the trees, giving them each one gun with one bullet, then letting them run around the island trying to save their lives. I wouldnt let any of them know about each other, and then I'd put loud speakers up so that they'd hear me constantly talking, i'd do it in late spring so that the sun would be up most of the day, and they'd go insane, and either kill each other or themselves and I'd get to watch it all. and the last one standing gets the special surprise of me finishing them off.

I got caught making one of those little stories for my friend during class once in 7th or 8th grade and the teacher laughed about it.

[your a sheep]

I believe in killing, when I get really bored, I end up making little stories about me getting a whole bunch of people that I cant stand, taking them to some little island up here, taking away their clothes, setting up cameras in the trees, giving them each one gun with one bullet, then letting them run around the island trying to save their lives. I wouldnt let any of them know about each other, and then I'd put loud speakers up so that they'd hear me constantly talking, i'd do it in late spring so that the sun would be up most of the day, and they'd go insane, and either kill each other or themselves and I'd get to watch it all. and the last one standing gets the special surprise of me finishing them off.

I got caught making one of those little stories for my friend during class once in 7th or 8th grade and the teacher laughed about it.
There is a movie like that, I remember me and a couple of my friend were watching, it was in Japanese or something but it was so crazy, I just wish I can remember the name.

[caress me down]

I used to pee on this one church. Not sure why.

But I leave parties to take walks by myself. Fun stuff?

[isntnikione]

I think I might have found the reason why you don't see these friends very often...


Actually one of them told me I should come visit his hometown while we're off from uni, so maybe my fantasies will come true

har har harrrrrr

[zion the lion]

There is a movie like that, I remember me and a couple of my friend were watching, it was in Japanese or something but it was so crazy, I just wish I can remember the name.

There was a serial killer up here who did something similar to prostitutes.

By the way, the christmas season goes by a lot faster when you dont celebrate christmas, without at least one person getting drunk on eggnog every day, time flies by a lot quicker. I thought it was still before thanksgiving.

[your a sheep]

There was a serial killer up here who did something similar to prostitutes.

By the way, the christmas season goes by a lot faster when you dont celebrate christmas, without at least one person getting drunk on eggnog every day, time flies by a lot quicker. I thought it was still before thanksgiving.
I really just want to make cardboard cut out of myself, and this is really a good reason to do it. After all I'm gonna program them to help me take over the world. Btw 7000 post.

[zion the lion]

I really just want to make cardboard cut out of myself, and this is really a good reason to do it. After all I'm gonna program them to help me take over the world. Btw 7000 post.

I would do a bunch of cardboard cutouts like the janitor did to J.D. on scrubs, except they'd be of myself. But I dont enjoy giving gifts at all, not even when they're as narcissistic as a cardboard cutout of myself.

I hit 7k and was too afraid to notice! Damn.

[your a sheep]

I would do a bunch of cardboard cutouts like the janitor did to J.D. on scrubs, except they'd be of myself. But I dont enjoy giving gifts at all, not even when they're as narcissistic as a cardboard cutout of myself.

I hit 7k and was too afraid to notice! Damn.
Im going to set them up all over my ex college and they will be doing crazy things like jumping out of windows and lighting stuff on fire, lets see them panic.

[zion the lion]

Im going to set them up all over my ex college and they will be doing crazy things like jumping out of windows and lighting stuff on fire, lets see them panic.

You realize that cardboard cutouts dont move, right?

[nonamesleft]

Text men the most ridiculous things ever
Eat multiple green apples
Pass out
Dance, a lot
Wake up in someone else's clothes

And other classy things like that.

[uglystar03]

Go into High Fidelity Mode and start arguing about albums and ranking all kinds of shit.

This.

Plus I tend to talk a lot about flipping tables and ghost hunting. One of my friends can make me cry pretty easily while I'm drunk. I'm not sure how she does it, but she has done it a couple times. I dance with my beer bottle and make sad faces at it when it is empty. I repeat words or phrases over and over, especially "jeep" (pronounced yeeep). I make the noise Link makes when he rolls in Ocaria of Time (YAAAT!). I also make the Hadouken noise from Street Fighter. I suppose I'm a pretty fun drunk.

[4N6 science]

Marry me..


get your ass over to VA and its a done deal.

[wroteurname]

Wow, I'm no way like that haha
I just like to cruise around. Mostly on country roads where I can go slow and no one will be around.
Yeah I have no problem with what you do. Just don't escalate to be like my friend lol

[wroteurname]

I also smoke way to many cigarettes when I am drunk. I assume every girl who I talk to would like to have sex (they don't).
Sounds like a lot of people I know.

[Derka Derka]

Text men the most ridiculous things ever
Eat multiple green apples
Pass out
Dance, a lot
Wake up in someone else's clothes

And other classy things like that.

How does that happen?

[zion the lion]

I dont really get drunk but when I celebrating mood and mix it in with whatever I have I like to do a few things

I like to sing along to a lot of old school rap
I cant, but i try to booty dance
I reenact scenes from musicals (sound of music, west side story, my fair lady, and any other that I've seen)
I try to entertain by telling many of the ridiculous stories about my life
I often double over from laughter
and I brag about my shooting skills which leads to me trying to show off my shooting skills.

Most of those I do when I'm 100% straight though, so it doesnt really count.

[Jennurna Gray]

get your ass over to VA and its a done deal.
That's a long way. >_<

[4N6 science]

That's a long way. >_<

Oh I know but it'll definitely be worth it.

[Jennurna Gray]

Oh I know but it'll definitely be worth it.
How so?

[onelastdisaster]

Text people really inappropriate things.
Scream really inappropriate things about how I wanna fuck this one guy.
Spit all over the carpet and try to hide it by pouring my drink on it instead.
Have intense conversations with people about their pants.

And throw up all over myself/windshield/steering wheel while driving down the interstate.... tend to do that.

[miketheauthor]

You're 17, you arent supposed to be drunk.

I've been drinking since I was fourteen. Who the fuck cares? haha

[bastard_of_ness]

Text people really inappropriate things.
Scream really inappropriate things about how I wanna fuck this one guy.
Spit all over the carpet and try to hide it by pouring my drink on it instead.
Have intense conversations with people about their pants.

And throw up all over myself/windshield/steering wheel while driving down the interstate.... tend to do that.

Driving drunk is a great idea...

[overdrive91]

Ended up awake on a sidewalk without a shirt and a shoe with my home number on my chest.

[your a sheep]

I dont really get drunk but when I celebrating mood and mix it in with whatever I have I like to do a few things

I like to sing along to a lot of old school rap
I cant, but i try to booty dance
I reenact scenes from musicals (sound of music, west side story, my fair lady, and any other that I've seen)
I try to entertain by telling many of the ridiculous stories about my life
I often double over from laughter
and I brag about my shooting skills which leads to me trying to show off my shooting skills.

Most of those I do when I'm 100% straight though, so it doesnt really count.
If you do it sober it doesn't count but a drunk recommendation is to have a nerf gun fight, someone always gets hit with the gun whem they run out of bullets.

[Echo Park]

i tend to sleep with any girl that is skinny and moderately attractive. Still, haven't lost my inhibitions enough to sleep with a fat uggo.

[nonamesleft]

How does that happen?

Who knows. It's a regular occurrence though.

[Derka Derka]

Who knows. It's a regular occurrence though.

Hmmm interesting

[4N6 science]

How so?


How ever you want it. What do you like?

[onelastdisaster]

Text people really inappropriate things.
Scream really inappropriate things about how I wanna fuck this one guy.
Spit all over the carpet and try to hide it by pouring my drink on it instead.
Have intense conversations with people about their pants.

And throw up all over myself/windshield/steering wheel while driving down the interstate.... tend to do that.[/

Driving drunk is a great idea...

Not driving drunk, hungover. Like 12 hours later. Either way, bad life choice. Funny story, though.

[Jennurna Gray]

How ever you want it. What do you like?
You.

[4N6 science]

You.


oh do you now??? well then come on over and you'll like me even more.

[Jennurna Gray]

oh do you now??? well then come on over and you'll like me even more.
I would, but man, like I said, loooong drive.

[nonamesleft]

Hmmm interesting
I didn't really think it was that bizarre, haha.

[4N6 science]

I would, but man, like I said, loooong drive.

Yeah it is. That sucks. What else can we do?

[zion the lion]

I've been drinking since I was fourteen. Who the fuck cares? haha

if you payed attention, I was saying that by now, you should know your limits and be done with the whole "lets get wasted bro!!!" stage.

But wow, you're such a rebel you've been drinking since 14 and say fuck. I was drinking 4 years before that. Again, getting drunk is something you should have grown out of.


If you do it sober it doesn't count but a drunk recommendation is to have a nerf gun fight, someone always gets hit with the gun whem they run out of bullets.

I had one of those nerf gun bullets hit me in the eye once, and then another one hit my mom in the neck and her reaction was so funny, she screamed as if she had really been hit.

[SmeezyBeezy]

Blackout Mode: Make fun of everybody and only listen to Jackson 5

[iAMhollyood315]

You're 17, you arent supposed to be drunk.

true, i guess 18 is the "breakout" age for at least some people. but if i was in your situation....what the hell would i do in Alaska if i werent getting drunk haha? fish? i think alaska is beautiful and would love to visit but i can't imagine a whole lot going on....

[zion the lion]

true, i guess 18 is the "breakout" age for at least some people. but if i was in your situation....what the hell would i do in Alaska if i werent getting drunk haha? fish? i think alaska is beautiful and would love to visit but i can't imagine a whole lot going on....

Going with that stereotype, I could say that since a lot of racism goes on in the east coast, all you do there other than drink, is burn crosses on people's lawns. There's more to do in alaska than fish. Snow machining is fun, four wheeling is fun, you can go out for rides, you can ice skate, you can go out to shows or see a movie, you can party, you can camp, you can snowboard/ski/tube/sled, you can rock climb or have a bonfire...its alaska, it's a 5th the size of the rest of the country, with different climates and different things to do.

[JustAGirl01]

eat pasta and occasionally hit on girls

[Tead42]

I keep telling everyone that I'm drunk but I'm not THAT drunk.

[Tead42]

if you payed attention, I was saying that by now, you should know your limits and be done with the whole "lets get wasted bro!!!" stage.

But wow, you're such a rebel you've been drinking since 14 and say fuck. I was drinking 4 years before that. Again, getting drunk is something you should have grown out of.




I had one of those nerf gun bullets hit me in the eye once, and then another one hit my mom in the neck and her reaction was so funny, she screamed as if she had really been hit.

Going with that stereotype, I could say that since a lot of racism goes on in the east coast, all you do there other than drink, is burn crosses on people's lawns. There's more to do in alaska than fish. Snow machining is fun, four wheeling is fun, you can go out for rides, you can ice skate, you can go out to shows or see a movie, you can party, you can camp, you can snowboard/ski/tube/sled, you can rock climb or have a bonfire...its alaska, it's a 5th the size of the rest of the country, with different climates and different things to do.
Holy lol.

[zion the lion]

Holy lol.

that last bolded part really was just me joking, I joke about racism all the time, I should have probably pointed that out.

[Tead42]

that last bolded part really was just me joking, I joke about racism all the time, I should have probably pointed that out.
Really? Yuu were joking!
I didn't even notice! :cat:

[zion the lion]

Really? Yuu were joking!
I didn't even notice! :cat:

Nobody ever catches on to my humor, so I have to be overly obvious about it.



But...No, I totally hate the blacks.

[Tead42]

Nobody ever catches on to my humor, so I have to be overly obvious about it.



But...No, I totally hate the blacks.
God you're so funny. :bowdown:

[Jennurna Gray]

Yeah it is. That sucks. What else can we do?
We can be homies.
:D
I'm Jenna, obviously.

[iAMhollyood315]

Going with that stereotype, I could say that since a lot of racism goes on in the east coast, all you do there other than drink, is burn crosses on people's lawns. There's more to do in alaska than fish. Snow machining is fun, four wheeling is fun, you can go out for rides, you can ice skate, you can go out to shows or see a movie, you can party, you can camp, you can snowboard/ski/tube/sled, you can rock climb or have a bonfire...its alaska, it's a 5th the size of the rest of the country, with different climates and different things to do.

yeah thats all fun the stuff. i like the outdoors. lived in vermont for 4 years. the cross burning shit.... down in the dirty south haha.

[Derka Derka]

I didn't really think it was that bizarre, haha.

I've woken up with some other person's shoes on, but never anything like a shirt or pants.

[terror_91]

Actually one of them told me I should come visit his hometown while we're off from uni, so maybe my fantasies will come true

har har harrrrrr
:puke:

[inthiscrowdedrm]

-I like to kick my shoes off in a fit of rage, then blame someone for taking them
-Text my ex's (even when I don't have their number saved in my phone, somehow drunk I remember them)
-Sing loudly and proudly
-Laugh uncontrollably
-Talk non-stop for about 20-25 mins before deciding I hate everyone then pass out in a corner (only when I'm HAMMERED)

[zion the lion]

yeah thats all fun the stuff. i like the outdoors. lived in vermont for 4 years. the cross burning shit.... down in the dirty south haha.

All of it sounds fun, but after five minutes in the cold, you realize that nothing is fun when you cant feel your fingers.

I was actually reading the laws about the cross burning, and its illegal in almost all of the southern states (if not all, I cant remember), and yet perfectly legal up here.

[your a sheep]

When I'm drunk I'm a bad ass, when I'm sober I'm a bad ass, when I'm high I'm angry but I do wear my sunglasses at night because the sun never sets on bad ass.

[miketheauthor]

[quote=zion the lion;59095752]if you payed attention, I was saying that by now, you should know your limits and be done with the whole "lets get wasted bro!!!" stage.

But wow, you're such a rebel you've been drinking since 14 and say fuck. I was drinking 4 years before that. Again, getting drunk is something you should have grown out of.




Dang man, you're angry huh?

[nonamesleft]

I've woken up with some other person's shoes on, but never anything like a shirt or pants.

Nope, mine's always clothes. Although this morning, it was just a jacket. Haha.

[scmaley]

All I want to do is dance. And I normally ignore obviously drunk texts from other people, but I'm more inclined to engage in drunken texting after a few drinks.

[CaliforniAFever]

i tend to shit and vomit in da bath tub and fall asleep in that mix for about six hours, then wake up all covered in poop and vomit and then go to sleep in my friends bed

i think i just won the "most disgusting drunk of the year" award :-d

[Derka Derka]

Nope, mine's always clothes. Although this morning, it was just a jacket. Haha.

do you try to find you own clothes when you wake up or do you just keep whatever you have on?

[nonamesleft]

do you try to find you own clothes when you wake up or do you just keep whatever you have on?

I usually try to find my own clothes, but I take the clothes I have on with me. Everyone likes new clothes, right? Even if they are in men's sizes.

[Derka Derka]

I usually try to find my own clothes, but I take the clothes I have on with me. Everyone likes new clothes, right? Even if they are in men's sizes.

free anything is awesome

[Deadbolt23]

i tend to shit and vomit in da bath tub and fall asleep in that mix for about six hours, then wake up all covered in poop and vomit and then go to sleep in my friends bed

i think i just won the "most disgusting drunk of the year" award :-d

DING DING DING
We have a winner.

[your a sheep]

Convince people to steal cars.

[4N6 science]

We can be homies.
:D
I'm Jenna, obviously.


Alright homeslice.

I'm Jon.

[Mibabalou]

i got into my tub with a boat

and sing im on a boat

[rollerman4221]

I just love to talk

[Jennurna Gray]

Alright homeslice.

I'm Jon.
Nice to meet you, Jon.
Talk to me later. :p

[Spenny]

My main tendency, as is the same with a lot of my friends, is to go get some McDonalds. A double cheeseburger or mcnuggets really hit the spot when you're drunk. :-d

[4N6 science]

Nice to meet you, Jon.
Talk to me later. :p

yeah same. send a nice PM.

[alexa_ATL]

texting and calling, usually. and i talk to everyone, no matter if i know them or not.

[desiguerilla]

i was djin this house party and i had a lil too much jack and during when my friend was takin his shift, i popped a bottle of champagne and i went around the whole house yellin at people in french like MADAME MOISELLE MADAME MOISELLE MERCI BEAUCOUP! CHAMPAGNA?! I AM LE DJAY. i think it was a mix of having a bottle of champagne and seeing inglourious basterds the night before.

[desiguerilla]

oh and i also love ordering pizza and calzones and stuff

[Tristan Needler]

Oh, just remembered this because I'm drunk now and it just happened....


Whenever I go to the bathroom I make weird faces at/sing to myself in the mirror.

[Skadrist]

I think people steal my zippo all the time when I am drunk usually I just misplace it.

[captainmccool]

I tend to move things around and do little projects. Also, things I wouldn't kick when I'm sober...I kick them when I'm drunk.

I also try to make really bizarre logical leaps...like one time I was at a party where the bathroom was Zebra themes...towels, shower curtain etc. And there was a girl wearing a black and white dress and I just HAD to convince her to go in to the bathroom and it truly wasn't meant in the way that taking someone to the bathroom normally means. I really just wanted to see more Zebra looking shit next to each other. That was kind of hard to convey though.

[Spewk]

Watch Adam Sandler movies.

[12!21fightchoke]

Joining random forums on teh interwebz.

[live.]

A little of everything posted thus far. Especially texting and facebook. Meh.

[iloveanimals]

Get really angry if I'm drinking hard alcohol. Only beer for me :-d

[chrisstahl]

When I'm drunk I CRAVE something with marinara. I think I could just drink warm marinara sauce, probably not, but I just love it when I'm drunk. haha.

[MilesToGo]

I get pretty frisky, but that's not weird.

I also tell everyone that I love them and that they are beautiful. I'm an extremely lovey drunk.

[staciebx0]

Explain to people why "cunt" is one of my favorite words.

hahahaha this is me

[TheByrus]

I lose what little standards I have left.

[a_money]

Just get super friendly and talkative. Giving compliments about little things. Wanting to dance. Hugging everyone.
The worst is just REALLY liking to make out. Man oh man. I had to take a break from drinking because of this, especially after I started dating my boyfriend and was still making out with randoms when he wasn't around. Dumb shit. This only happens if I'm super drunk though.

[Nourez]

I mess around with people's hair. Haha

[alexa_ATL]

i can't stand, so i inevitably end up leaning on someone for 90% of the night while refusing to sit down and denying i am drunk.

[papa_smurf]

Shagging bitches.
for some reason I just can't seem to avoid it.
Another thing I do is drink alcohol.

[Chancetobe]

I mess around with people's hair. Haha

haha. Me too. Was just coming in to say this, but you said it first. What a random drunk trait to share.

[takeiteasy_]

I usually beat up my boyfriend. To everyone else though I am super happy and love everything! I also like to text people from my boyfriend's phone and pretend I'm him and now his best friend hates me, whoops!

[dirtystreetcult]

I like to watch Animal Planet and hide the clicker in the oven so no one can change it.

[SincerelyMe]

I almost always start cooking, and that never ends well.

[saysmydoctor]

if you payed attention, I was saying that by now, you should know your limits and be done with the whole "lets get wasted bro!!!" stage.

But wow, you're such a rebel you've been drinking since 14 and say fuck. I was drinking 4 years before that. Again, getting drunk is something you should have grown out of.

God, shut the fuck up.

[TERRABITHIA]

I listen to the Jonas Brothers ;-)

[zion the lion]

God, shut the fuck up.

Aww, I thought you had died! Way to quote a post from a long ass time ago.

[GhostFight]

I almost always start cooking, and that never ends well.

haha drunk cooking is great. drunk cleaning is not as great.

[Gwytherspoon]

hmm lets see..
- going insane with a friend to scare people
-an urge to sledge down the road
-eating and drinking stuff that shouldnt be consumed ever
-wanting cuddles

[schenksta]

I tend to act like a complete dickhead to any girl that isn't attractive.