AntiSlade2.0
06/25/06, 03:40 PM
A Ballad from Mother to Son
My favorite website, I visit a lot
It's real intrigueing, more often than not
But then one day, I was typing along
And this fucking douchebag told me I had shit taste in songs!
(SPOKEN)
“Mae's the best, they slay all the rest! And if you don't think so, YOU SUCK!”
Needless to say, I was taken a bit back
I mean, Mae sucks, it's a fact!
So who's this fucker to tell me I suck?
When his favorite band is whack as fuck?
DAVE SLADE DAVE SLADE
He's got 20 millions posts and runs ap.net!
DAVE SLADE DAVE SLADE
If he don't shut the fuck up, I'll call in Boba Fett!
DAVE SLADE DAVE SLADE
He love Mae more than his retarded aunts
DAVE SLADE DAVE SLADE
But I think it's time for a BANT BANT BANT BANT!
His name is Dave, but he goes by Slade
He likes to make sure that everyone's afraid
To disagree with his musical tastes
Even though his choice in music is as fucked up as his face!
DAVE SLADE DAVE SLADE
But I think it's time for a BANT BANT BANT BANT!
One special day I read an announcement
On something I could not believe
Slade's band had an EP out
And you know, it sucked.
But I guess it was expected
Slade's ignorance only further ignites riots
But guess what?
If I could I'd light Slade on fire and eat his gut.
DAVE SLADE DAVE SLADE (x3)
My favorite website, I visit a lot
It's real intrigueing, more often than not
But then one day, I was typing along
And this fucking douchebag told me I had shit taste in songs!
(SPOKEN)
“Mae's the best, they slay all the rest! And if you don't think so, YOU SUCK!”
Needless to say, I was taken a bit back
I mean, Mae sucks, it's a fact!
So who's this fucker to tell me I suck?
When his favorite band is whack as fuck?
DAVE SLADE DAVE SLADE
He's got 20 millions posts and runs ap.net!
DAVE SLADE DAVE SLADE
If he don't shut the fuck up, I'll call in Boba Fett!
DAVE SLADE DAVE SLADE
He love Mae more than his retarded aunts
DAVE SLADE DAVE SLADE
But I think it's time for a BANT BANT BANT BANT!
His name is Dave, but he goes by Slade
He likes to make sure that everyone's afraid
To disagree with his musical tastes
Even though his choice in music is as fucked up as his face!
DAVE SLADE DAVE SLADE
But I think it's time for a BANT BANT BANT BANT!
One special day I read an announcement
On something I could not believe
Slade's band had an EP out
And you know, it sucked.
But I guess it was expected
Slade's ignorance only further ignites riots
But guess what?
If I could I'd light Slade on fire and eat his gut.
DAVE SLADE DAVE SLADE (x3)