Revenge

[your a sheep]

So I'm planning revenge on someone so far all I got was 34 cardboard cut out of myself and a full size blackboard.
What have you done to take revenge on someone?

[Reaver]

kill his family and make him watch. then shoot him in both his knee caps and leave with the line "see, that's what happens when you mess with me".

that'll teach him.

[saab_girl]

Revenge seems like a good idea at the time. But, I know karma usually takes care of people :wave: If there were no consequences, of course, it would be a different story.

[zachff]

I'm not sure what he did to you, but something involving his sister/mother, leather whips, a video camera and spankwire sounds good.

[DanTGD]

Take a shit through his letterbox.

[malloryy24]

I didn't do this, but this guy I was really good friends with stopped talking to me and like 8 months later I noticed that he had been talking to a girl that he really liked, she totally burned him saying that she just wanted to be friends and what not. It doesn't really make sense, but it was almost the exact thing he did to me. Even though I didn't participate in this crushing of his feelings for her I still tasted the sweet bitterness of revenge. Makes me laugh.

Although, I'm sure what this person did to you is worse than what I just said so for revenge, if they're gullible, set up a box propped up by a stick and set out a trail of candy that would catch this person's eye. When they get to the box pull the stick with a string and trap them! Then seal the box and send it off to the far away land of Madagascar.

Haha, two bad references there :p

[argg_xo]

It's all about karma.

[Blaise&Panthia.]

My friend was having an argument with a girl in the kitchen at a house party, and just grabbed some scissors and cut her ponytail off.

[SouthernCross40]

I'm not sure what he did to you, but something involving his sister/mother, leather whips, a video camera and spankwire sounds good.

Spankwire? I've been lurking PL for quite a while, and I don't even know what the hell spankwire IS.

Also I support this idea^

[TheReckoner]

Train a monkey sodomy. And then hide the monkey in the said victims closet until the time is right.

[Deadbolt23]

Shoot him in the teeth

[Knatuhlee]

so there was this guy, and he was the worlds biggest douche bag. (it was take far to long to explain, 2 years worth of stuff... made my life hell, told a bunch of rumors, that made a whole church (actually CULT) hate me, blah blah blah)
so get revenge me and some friends took tampons, pads and canned tomato soup, and dipped the femmy products in the soup and stuck it all over his car. just completely covered it. and top to it off, it was feburary in montana. so it all froze on there... hahahahahahhahahahha.
greatest revenge of my life. he was so mad, he had his girlfriend and his gfs sister and brothers all calling me to figure out if i had done it. but of course, i denied it. :)

[Kozzy333]

Living well is the best revenge.

[SKooT]

Living well is the best revenge.

Fuck.

I was 30 minutes too late.

[whiterussian]

My friend was having an argument with a girl in the kitchen at a house party, and just grabbed some scissors and cut her ponytail off.


I don't know what happened so I can't judge, but ha. Awesome

[RAMROD85]

kill his family and make him watch. then shoot him in both his knee caps and leave with the line "see, that's what happens when you mess with me".

that'll teach him.

ah, good ol' germany.

[briannedixon]

one of my friend's friends was giving him shit for some money he supposedly owed him but had already paid back (and a whole bunch of other stuff i didn't even bother getting to the details of), so he took a shit on the hood of the dude's truck. it was kinda dumb but infinitely hilarious.

[rockstarK9]

My psychotic ex roommate was an obnoxious metalcore/wannabe scene kid that made me and my friend's life miserable, destroyed all of our nice shit, and was just an all around bad person.

Long story short, I had my friend roommate come home early from out of town on the day of an epic beer pong tournament d-bag was planning, he even invited people from out of town and all over the place. Once my friend saw how fucked up the house was, he waited for d-bag to come home, chewed his ass out, had him cancel the tournament, and kicked him outta our apartment.

It was one of the most satisfying moments ever.

[Helpless]

I killed a kids parents, baked them into chilli and fed it to him.

[zion the lion]

Slash their tires, key their car, you can shoot their tires. Cut off a horses head and leave it on their bed.

Or you can scare them a little bit, set up a situation like on scare tactics, but end it with you aiming a gun at their head.

Or sleep with them, and say that you're pregnant with their child, ask for a ton of money and claim that it's for the abortion.

tada!

[your a sheep]

Slash their tires, key their car, you can shoot their tires. Cut off a horses head and leave it on their bed.

Or you can scare them a little bit, set up a situation like on scare tactics, but end it with you aiming a gun at their head.

Or sleep with them, and say that you're pregnant with their child, ask for a ton of money and claim that it's for the abortion.

tada!
Kind of like the last one but I'm a guy and getting revenge on a girl so would that work?

[zion the lion]

Kind of like the last one but I'm a guy and getting revenge on a girl so would that work?

Then fuck her, and then cum in her face, or her hair...I know I'd cry if I ever got cum in my hair.

[your a sheep]

Then fuck her, and then cum in her face, or her hair...I know I'd cry if I ever got cum in my hair.
I was told that stuff is very difficult to get out, also to avoid it never have sex in a moving train.

[CKY2K_Chicka777]

Then fuck her, and then cum in her face, or her hair...I know I'd cry if I ever got cum in my hair.


...hahahaha

i agree. hair would be worse than the face.

[zion the lion]

I was told that stuff is very difficult to get out, also to avoid it never have sex in a moving train.

Which is why it's revenge.

[your a sheep]

Which is why it's revenge.
Well having sex on a train and getting it in her hair is an accident any other time is just funny.

[zion the lion]

Well having sex on a train and getting it in her hair is an accident any other time is just funny.

Again, revenge = cum in hair


seriously, it makes girls cry...which could backfire, because a girl crying with cum in her hair while your dick is in her face doesnt look good.

[lolwut1337]

Kicked them in the face with Chuck Norris's fist.

[Trioxide]

squeeze some Spam into the air holes on the hood of their car, when they start the car it will cook and go through the whole engine and air con and the smell of sweet, sweet, sickening spam will never leave their car. This will also attract rats and cats.

[AlexEnglish]

I killed a kids parents, baked them into chilli and fed it to him.

fuck you scott tenorman

[Deadbolt23]

squeeze some Spam into the air holes on the hood of their car, when they start the car it will cook and go through the whole engine and air con and the smell of sweet, sweet, sickening spam will never leave their car. This will also attract rats and cats.

You clearly have some experience in the field of revenge.

[Chancetobe]

Karma will get her. Seriously. Don't get bad karma back. If you get 'revenge' make it something not seriously, like putting shit on her dorm or car.

[Deadbolt23]

Karma will get her. Seriously. Don't get bad karma back. If you get 'revenge' make it something not seriously, like putting shit on her dorm or car.

Your avatar creeps the fuck out of me.

[Chancetobe]

Your avatar creeps the fuck out of me.

It's the pedo-smile, isn't it?

[Deadbolt23]

It's the pedo-smile, isn't it?

It's the eyelash-batting. It's the orangy-brown skin. It's the pleading hands. It's a creepy fucking picture.

[Chancetobe]

It's the eyelash-batting. It's the orangy-brown skin. It's the pleading hands. It's a creepy fucking picture.
Ohh common. The grinch is cute.

[Deadbolt23]

Ohh common. The grinch is cute.

I've had poos cuter than that thing.

[MyNameIsRoss]

So I'm planning revenge on someone so far all I got was 34 cardboard cut out of myself and a full size blackboard.
What have you done to take revenge on someone?

What the fuck are you going to do with these?

[Oh_Snap!:O]

It's the eyelash-batting. It's the orangy-brown skin. It's the pleading hands. It's a creepy fucking picture.

totally agree O.o

[overdrive91]

Feed him to the pigs.

[your a sheep]

What the fuck are you going to do with these?
It is very complex but the goal is to make him believe he is dead.