Craig Owens New Gf

[xogossipgirlxo]

Craig Owens' new girl he's been fucking is butt ass ugly NASTY.....

twitter.com/giantpandabears

tweets by her-

"dave & busters with craig and nick for nick's birthday!"

"too much passion for the pistons game already! but totes entertaining, hahaha. ex: "chauncey's a cunt!""
"@NateErickson (http://twitter.com/NateErickson) hahaha, it's not me! craig is just going off on this game right now, but it's funny"

"@ericaforserious (http://twitter.com/ericaforserious) we are going upstairs now, so i'll have to video chat you in some other time. sorry! see you tomorrow! so excited!"

"we're all getting sick=( i am done internet-ing for the night. hoping the night time meds kick in soon. going to sleep in the big, comfy bed"

"@ChelseaRoseBaby (http://twitter.com/ChelseaRoseBaby) haha, i am just always here! but i do have three pairs of shoes, a bunch of my clothes & shower stuff here. so kinda? haha"


if you look back further though shes before they started hooking up it seems like shes a SUPER FAN of his....hahahahha
pictures of her....

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/phot...UFpp1YPsg %3D (http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/16064361.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X 5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1261107922&Signature=Kp0Z0v8KfOI4UpDOXDUFpp1YP sg%3D)

[mulcahy67]

i hate to be the first one to inform you, but no one gives one shit.

[Greg.Kushlan]

Give us some pictures of you so we can judge you.

[xogossipgirlxo]

Give us some pictures of you so we can judge you.

sweetheart im not scared to show what i look like or care if people know who i am

[AP_Punk]

xoxo, gossipscenegirl

[JustAGirl01]

between this and the "20 year old scene girl review" thread, its been kind of a bleak day for the music forum

[TMS2787]

Easily in my top ten threads of the decade.

[saab_girl]

:fish:

[bladerdude360]

Gossip Girl indeed...

[swimbearswim]

Harsh..

[NateFoundGlory]

If that's her in the twitter picture, I don't see where the ugliness is, really.

Also, don't give a fuck.

[maxvsmaradona]

Craig Owens' new girl he's been fucking is butt ass ugly NASTY.....

twitter.com/giantpandabears

tweets by her-

"dave & busters with craig and nick for nick's birthday!"

"too much passion for the pistons game already! but totes entertaining, hahaha. ex: "chauncey's a cunt!""
"@NateErickson (http://twitter.com/NateErickson) hahaha, it's not me! craig is just going off on this game right now, but it's funny"

"@ericaforserious (http://twitter.com/ericaforserious) we are going upstairs now, so i'll have to video chat you in some other time. sorry! see you tomorrow! so excited!"

"we're all getting sick=( i am done internet-ing for the night. hoping the night time meds kick in soon. going to sleep in the big, comfy bed"

"@ChelseaRoseBaby (http://twitter.com/ChelseaRoseBaby) haha, i am just always here! but i do have three pairs of shoes, a bunch of my clothes & shower stuff here. so kinda? haha"


if you look back further though shes before they started hooking up it seems like shes a SUPER FAN of his....hahahahha
pictures of her....

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/phot...UFpp1YPsg %3D (http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/16064361.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X 5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1261107922&Signature=Kp0Z0v8KfOI4UpDOXDUFpp1YP sg%3D)


I think you're jealous.

[xogossipgirlxo]

kiddies im not jealous
im just doing my job for fueled by gossip

[maxvsmaradona]

Well, you can take your gossip, and get the fuck up out of here.

[xogossipgirlxo]

wouldnt give you that kind of satisfaction love

[kerropi]

Well, you can take your gossip, and get the fuck up out of here.
Yep. Also why the hell would you come on absolute punk to tell people this?
Go back to the upper east side gossip girl.

[DylanCa]

I can't tell if she's being sarcastic when she calls people love and sweetheart, while being a bitch right after. Is that just how she talks?

[xogossipgirlxo]

the funny thing is...you guys are saying you dont care...who gives a fuck....blah blah blah....yet you sit here open up the forum and read it....silly kids xoxo

[zion the lion]

What exactly does this have to do with music? And why are you so concerned with who he dates?


I never thought I'd have to say this in a serious manner, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder...And now I feel corny.

[beazer32]

oh this is fun. say something witty to me now!

[partisanpunk]

fuck craig owens.
i've got bigger things to worry about than her ass.

[xxemo_kittyxx]

I <3 gossip. Bring it on, bitch!

[NateFoundGlory]

the funny thing is...you guys are saying you dont care...who gives a fuck....blah blah blah....yet you sit here open up the forum and read it....silly kids xoxo

Apparently...if we take the time to make fun of something completely...fucking stupid...we must care...silly bitch xoxo

[xogossipgirlxo]

aww thats why i do my job cuz people like you darling care

[And Hours Pass]

:fish:
Not sure what this animation is meant to indicate, but I enjoyed it.

[wuduprod]

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd264/thebitterlegion/Macros/Gifs/Jackson_popcorn.gif

[saab_girl]

Not sure what this animation is meant to indicate, but I enjoyed it.

I think the fish looks bored. Not like they can actually make facial expressions. But, it fit the thread.

[samsara]

Oh shit its in here multiple times.

[briewer]

aww thats why i do my job cuz people like you darling care
Wait, so are you going to post pictures?

[Max_123]

:hitself:

[xogossipgirlxo]

post pictures of myself? just go to my profile
i have nothing to hide
theres pictures on there
say what you will
i will probably just giggle <3

[samsara]

post pictures of myself? just go to my profile
i have nothing to hide
theres pictures on there
say what you will
i will probably just giggle <3


Can you do me a favor?












Stop posting?

[xogossipgirlxo]

aww darling im sorry i can not but if you have a problem with me posting please just don't read them. then you'll be happy i'll be happy and we're all happy. k? K xoxo

[samsara]

aww darling im sorry i can not but if you have a problem with me posting please just don't read them. then you'll be happy i'll be happy and we're all happy. k? K xoxo

No we are not happy with you posting. Eh you will be banned by tomorrow.














































bye bitch

[xogossipgirlxo]

silly head....if youre not happy dont read
and secondly it would be rude of me not to reply back to people asking questions and what not
so please please do me a favor

and take your cute max bemis picture and yourself somewhere that will make you happy
now you have yourself a good night

[briewer]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/08/23-End/flying-cat-fight.jpg

[samsara]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/08/23-End/flying-cat-fight.jpg

Cute

[atticus18244fss]

picz or it didnt happenz love

btw you're an ugly slut k K? xoxo

[the daniel]

silly head....if youre not happy dont read
and secondly it would be rude of me not to reply back to people asking questions and what not
so please please do me a favor

and take your cute max bemis picture and yourself somewhere that will make you happy
now you have yourself a good night

I'm going to rape the living fuck out of you. Seriously.

[Oddpac87]

Easily in my top ten threads of the decade.
So much win.

That might be in my top 10 posts of the decade.

[barkingincision]

craig owens is fat

[CTMarshall]

this chick tries too hard to act superior. It's fun to read though, "darling".

[JustLove]

http://img.moronail.net/img/5/6/1156.jpg

[LendMeYourBrain]

I'm going to rape the living fuck out of you. Seriously.
thats bad, but hehehe

[sweepthenation]

I'm going to rape the living fuck out of you. Seriously.

truth

[Smeee]

This is just ridiculous. Why would we care who his girlfriend is and what she looks like? Incidentally, she's clearly prettier than the OP. Jealous much?

[Sloth7]

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd264/thebitterlegion/Macros/Gifs/Jackson_popcorn.gif


Hahahaha, well done.

[abcdefghijake]

post pictures of myself? just go to my profile
i have nothing to hide
theres pictures on there
say what you will
i will probably just giggle <3

All I want for Christmas is you.:inlove:

[xmicxcorex]

If that's her in the twitter picture, I don't see where the ugliness is, really.

Also, don't give a fuck.

I think you're jealous.


Thank you to both of you. I came in to say this.

Now I will continue to browse till I see a picture of OP, at which point I will determine whether, IMO, it is even worth it for her to talk or breathe.

[xmicxcorex]

Craig Owens' new girl he's been fucking is butt ass ugly NASTY.....

twitter.com/giantpandabears

tweets by her-

"dave & busters with craig and nick for nick's birthday!"

"too much passion for the pistons game already! but totes entertaining, hahaha. ex: "chauncey's a cunt!""
"@NateErickson (http://twitter.com/NateErickson) hahaha, it's not me! craig is just going off on this game right now, but it's funny"

"@ericaforserious (http://twitter.com/ericaforserious) we are going upstairs now, so i'll have to video chat you in some other time. sorry! see you tomorrow! so excited!"

"we're all getting sick=( i am done internet-ing for the night. hoping the night time meds kick in soon. going to sleep in the big, comfy bed"

"@ChelseaRoseBaby (http://twitter.com/ChelseaRoseBaby) haha, i am just always here! but i do have three pairs of shoes, a bunch of my clothes & shower stuff here. so kinda? haha"


if you look back further though shes before they started hooking up it seems like shes a SUPER FAN of his....hahahahha
pictures of her....

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/phot...UFpp1YPsg %3D (http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/16064361.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X 5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1261107922&Signature=Kp0Z0v8KfOI4UpDOXDUFpp1YP sg%3D)



So, I decided to try to be decent, went to your profile, looked at what seems to be pictures of you, and concluded the following:


You're ugly, GTFO.

[Griff]

Someones a hater

[TurbulentCo]

gossip girl that chick he is banging is hotter than you.

[Burn That Shit]

silly head....if youre not happy dont read
and secondly it would be rude of me not to reply back to people asking questions and what not
so please please do me a favor

and take your cute max bemis picture and yourself somewhere that will make you happy
now you have yourself a good night

you're so jealous
like craig is so cool and awesome
and finally found someone he likes

but YOU have to ruin it for him.
just let him live his life in peace and fuck some girl, ya know?
silly bitch

xoxo

[caveBEAR]

You:
http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/0/9/3/2/1/2/l_b41c1388269d43edbc2e06bd82ee1b71. jpg

The girlfriend:
http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/185138301/1.JPG

Sorry, 'sweetie', but the girlfriend wins.

[Mibabalou]

lol you look like a coke whore

[element4433]

Haters gunna hate

[Carlo Marx]

you're 21 and your username is xogossipscenegirlxo. go fuck yourself with a rusty dagger.

[Dahstin]

i thought he was married?

[saab_girl]

i thought he was married?


I thought there was a greek girl.. "With Love"?

[therookielot]

post pictures of myself? just go to my profile
i have nothing to hide
theres pictures on there
say what you will
i will probably just giggle <3

I looked at the pics.

I approve.

[saveferris]

wouldnt give you that kind of satisfaction love
I hate you. Seriously.

[saveferris]

I think she's pretty.

[saveferris]

kiddies im not jealous
im just doing my job for fueled by gossip
So your job is to talk shit and give us pointless information?

[saveferris]

The Craig Owens girl has a very natural beauty look.

[saveferris]

the funny thing is...you guys are saying you dont care...who gives a fuck....blah blah blah....yet you sit here open up the forum and read it....silly kids xoxo
Silly Rabbit, trix are for kids

[saveferris]

What exactly does this have to do with music? And why are you so concerned with who he dates?


I never thought I'd have to say this in a serious manner, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder...And now I feel corny.
Don't, it's a true statement that stands the test of time.

[saveferris]

wouldnt give you that kind of satisfaction love
What kind of satisfaction will you give?

[maxvsmaradona]

please let this thread die.

[xxemo_kittyxx]

I think the girl's not exactly good looking but that's just my opinion and Craig Owens' seems to differ, obviously.

[CalIsARealBoy]

I'm gonna go write all this thread down in my Little Book of Care.

[chassmariee]

Maybe they do heroin together? Sparks fly when your getting high.
Haha, I don't know I'm in school. This is fucking dumb. I wanna call the gossipgirl a huge cock whore to start some shiznit.
So fuck you cock whore!

[demondays524]

This is funny, please keep going. :popcorn:

[JordanBuell]

You:
The girlfriend:
http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/185138301/1.JPG

Sorry, 'sweetie', but the girlfriend wins.


damn she is really cute. good job Craig. i dont like your music but i like your girlfriend.

[deFobbed14yrs]

I think the girl's not exactly good looking but that's just my opinion and Craig Owens' seems to differ, obviously.

i really like your avatar

[Colin1755]

fuck you for maiking another hate thread against craig owens you terrible scumbag./

[briewer]

gossipgirl's posts > saveferris posting 20 times in a row.

[Burn That Shit]

Maybe they do heroin together? Sparks fly when your getting high.
Haha, I don't know I'm in school. This is fucking dumb. I wanna call the gossipgirl a huge cock whore to start some shiznit.
So fuck you cock whore!

let the shiznit commence.

[sweepthenation]

gossipgirl's posts > saveferris posting 20 times in a row.

I suppose multi-quoting just isn't his thing

[zeropunk16]

Omgz?! Rly!!??

[zeropunk16]

Every time a white person says the word 'hater', a food stamp line in Alabama grows a little bit longer.

[Dahstin]

I thought there was a greek girl.. "With Love"?

ya thats what i remember.

[caveBEAR]

Every time a white person says the word 'hater', a food stamp like in Alabama grows a little bit longer.

Where's the emoticon that shows a person swinging and missing?

[Macbeth.]

Craig Owens' new girl he's been fucking is butt ass ugly NASTY.....


twitter.com/giantpandabears

tweets by her-

"dave & busters with craig and nick for nick's birthday!"

"too much passion for the pistons game already! but totes entertaining, hahaha. ex: "chauncey's a cunt!""
"@NateErickson (http://twitter.com/NateErickson) hahaha, it's not me! craig is just going off on this game right now, but it's funny"

"@ericaforserious (http://twitter.com/ericaforserious) we are going upstairs now, so i'll have to video chat you in some other time. sorry! see you tomorrow! so excited!"

"we're all getting sick=( i am done internet-ing for the night. hoping the night time meds kick in soon. going to sleep in the big, comfy bed"

"@ChelseaRoseBaby (http://twitter.com/ChelseaRoseBaby) haha, i am just always here! but i do have three pairs of shoes, a bunch of my clothes & shower stuff here. so kinda? haha"


if you look back further though shes before they started hooking up it seems like shes a SUPER FAN of his....hahahahha
pictures of her....

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/phot...UFpp1YPsg %3D (http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/16064361.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X 5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1261107922&Signature=Kp0Z0v8KfOI4UpDOXDUFpp1YP sg%3D)


YOU GHOUL.

[xogossipgirlxo]

OH MY HOW SOME OF YOU ARE BITTER AND ANGRY
ITS QUITE AMUSING ACTUALLY
IVE SAID THIS BEFORE SO ILL SAY IT AGAIN
IM JUST DOING WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR....MY JOB
SO IF YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT.....GREAT
BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CARE.....OH YES
WHERE DO YOU THINK WE GET OUR HITS AND TIPS FROM.....YOU REALLY DONT THINK WE SIT AND WANDERING AROUND FOR INFORMATION ON THESE MUSICIANS? DO YOU!?
CUZ IF YOU DO YOU ARE MUCH MISTAKEN.
IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US OUR INFORMATION BECAUSE THEY THEMSELVES ARE SCARED TO SAY SOMETHING BUT KNOW WE ARE NOT
WE VERIFY WITH SOURCES...SOMETIMES OUR SOURCES ARE INDIVIDUALS IN THE BAND, THE INDIVIDUAL THEMSELVES OR FRIENDS OF THE INDIVIDUAL AND THEN WE REPORT IT
I HAVE NO ILL FEELINGS TOWARDS ANY INDIVIDUAL WE REPORT ABOUT..... community.livejournal.com/fueled_bygossip
THEY KNOW THIS
SO LIKE I SAID MY JOB HERE IS DONE
SOME OF YOU ARE PISSED OFF TO THE MAX
SOME OF YOU ARE GLAD
SOME OF YOU ARE AMUSED
SOME OF YOU ARE ENTERTAINED
AND I AM HAPPY BECAUSE MY JOB IS DONE.

XOXO

[zeropunk16]

OH MY HOW SOME OF YOU ARE BITTER AND ANGRY
ITS QUITE AMUSING ACTUALLY
IVE SAID THIS BEFORE SO ILL SAY IT AGAIN
IM JUST DOING WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR....MY JOB
SO OF YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT.....GREAT
BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CARE.....OH YES
WHERE DO YOU THINK WE GET OUR HITS AND TIPS FROM.....YOU REALLY DONT THINK WE SIT AND WANDERING AROUND FOR INFORMATION ON THIS MUSICIANS? DO YOU!?
CUZ IF YOU DO YOU ARE MUCH MISTAKEN.
IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US OUR INFORMATION BECAUSE THEY THEMSELVES ARE SCARED TO SAY SOMETHING BUT KNOW WE ARE NOT
WE VERIFY WITH SOURCES...SOMETIMES OUR SOURCES ARE INDIVIDUALS IN THE BAND, THE INDIVIDUAL THEMSELVES OR FRIENDS OF THE INDIVIDUAL AND THEN WE REPORT IT
I HAVE NO ILL FEELINGS TOWARDS ANY INDIVIDUAL WE REPORT ABOUT..... community.livejournal.com/fueled_bygossip
THEY KNOW THIS
SO LIKE I SAID MY JOB HERE IS DONE
SOME OF YOU ARE PISSED OFF TO THE MAX
SOME OF YOU ARE GLAD
SOME OF YOU ARE AMUSED
SOME OF YOU ARE ENTERTAINED
AND I AM HAPPY BECAUSE MY JOB IS DONE.

XOXO

Kayne West has hacked another teenagers profile.

[caveBEAR]

OH MY HOW SOME OF YOU ARE BITTER AND ANGRY
ITS QUITE AMUSING ACTUALLY
IVE SAID THIS BEFORE SO ILL SAY IT AGAIN
IM JUST DOING WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR....MY JOB
SO IF YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT.....GREAT
BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CARE.....OH YES
WHERE DO YOU THINK WE GET OUR HITS AND TIPS FROM.....YOU REALLY DONT THINK WE SIT AND WANDERING AROUND FOR INFORMATION ON THIS MUSICIANS? DO YOU!?
CUZ IF YOU DO YOU ARE MUCH MISTAKEN.
IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US OUR INFORMATION BECAUSE THEY THEMSELVES ARE SCARED TO SAY SOMETHING BUT KNOW WE ARE NOT
WE VERIFY WITH SOURCES...SOMETIMES OUR SOURCES ARE INDIVIDUALS IN THE BAND, THE INDIVIDUAL THEMSELVES OR FRIENDS OF THE INDIVIDUAL AND THEN WE REPORT IT
I HAVE NO ILL FEELINGS TOWARDS ANY INDIVIDUAL WE REPORT ABOUT..... community.livejournal.com/fueled_bygossip
THEY KNOW THIS
SO LIKE I SAID MY JOB HERE IS DONE
SOME OF YOU ARE PISSED OFF TO THE MAX
SOME OF YOU ARE GLAD
SOME OF YOU ARE AMUSED
SOME OF YOU ARE ENTERTAINED
AND I AM HAPPY BECAUSE MY JOB IS DONE.

XOXO

No one was pissed that you were talking down about Craig Owens, except for the two 16 year olds who did care, they were pissed that you seemed to think we gave a shit who he was dating.

You're a cutie, by the way. ;-)

[KingsCrossing]

OH MY HOW SOME OF YOU ARE BITTER AND ANGRY
ITS QUITE AMUSING ACTUALLY
IVE SAID THIS BEFORE SO ILL SAY IT AGAIN
IM JUST DOING WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR....MY JOB
SO IF YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT.....GREAT
BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CARE.....OH YES
WHERE DO YOU THINK WE GET OUR HITS AND TIPS FROM.....YOU REALLY DONT THINK WE SIT AND WANDERING AROUND FOR INFORMATION ON THESE MUSICIANS? DO YOU!?
CUZ IF YOU DO YOU ARE MUCH MISTAKEN.
IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US OUR INFORMATION BECAUSE THEY THEMSELVES ARE SCARED TO SAY SOMETHING BUT KNOW WE ARE NOT
WE VERIFY WITH SOURCES...SOMETIMES OUR SOURCES ARE INDIVIDUALS IN THE BAND, THE INDIVIDUAL THEMSELVES OR FRIENDS OF THE INDIVIDUAL AND THEN WE REPORT IT
I HAVE NO ILL FEELINGS TOWARDS ANY INDIVIDUAL WE REPORT ABOUT..... community.livejournal.com/fueled_bygossip
THEY KNOW THIS
SO LIKE I SAID MY JOB HERE IS DONE
SOME OF YOU ARE PISSED OFF TO THE MAX
SOME OF YOU ARE GLAD
SOME OF YOU ARE AMUSED
SOME OF YOU ARE ENTERTAINED
AND I AM HAPPY BECAUSE MY JOB IS DONE.

XOXO

Haha you're deaded.

[xogossipgirlxo]

But The Thing Is People Do Care
You Know How Many Emails And Tips We Get From People On Who's Dating Who
There Are Super Fans Out There And In This Website That We Get Tips And Information From And Ask Us To Report So We Do


And Ps Thank You

[caveBEAR]

Ha ha ha ha ha, if anyone would like the humor to extend beyond the thread, I suggest going to the site. The thread about 'which musicians smoke cigarettes/weed' is almost hurting my sides right now.

[KingsCrossing]

But The Thing Is People Do Care
You Know How Many Emails And Tips We Get From People On Who's Dating Who
There Are Super Fans Out There And In This Website That We Get Tips And Information From And Ask Us To Report So We Do


And Ps Thank You

The only people who give a shit about "scene gossip" are superficial, brainless, moronic thirteen year olds who have no life and will not even obtain a GED.

You're basically catering to a crowd of retards.

edit: I can't believe you're of drinking age. What a sad world we live in.

[John is a cult]

But The Thing Is People Do Care
You Know How Many Emails And Tips We Get From People On Who's Dating Who
There Are Super Fans Out There And In This Website That We Get Tips And Information From And Ask Us To Report So We Do


And Ps Thank You

Why is every word capitalized?
what an odd way to type.

[Griff]

gossipgirl's posts > saveferris posting 20 times in a row.

Where's the emoticon that shows a person swinging and missing?


Seriously

[sweepthenation]

But The Thing Is People Do Care
You Know How Many Emails And Tips We Get From People On Who's Dating Who
There Are Super Fans Out There And In This Website That We Get Tips And Information From And Ask Us To Report So We Do


And Ps Thank You

I wonder what your parents did to deserve having Satan's spawn?

[seraph1214]

Who the fuck cares about any of this?

[xogossipgirlxo]

In the words of the band Company Of Thieves
We are all our own devil

[rollerman4221]

I think Craigs gf is a cutie, congrats homie

[caveBEAR]

In the words of the band Company Of Thieves
We are all our own devil

You don't get to mention a band with actual credibility. You've lost that right.

[zack-182]

i kinda hate you

[DCD08]

haha this is so fucking entertaining.

please keep this going. i'm making popcorn.

[timb89]

You:
http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/0/9/3/2/1/2/l_b41c1388269d43edbc2e06bd82ee1b71. jpg

The girlfriend:
http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/185138301/1.JPG

Sorry, 'sweetie', but the girlfriend wins.

they're both pretty cute?

[xogossipgirlxo]

Oh my!
HAHA I'm not trying to have a battle of who's cuter.
Im not jealous.
I never said Jenny was ugly. I think Jenny is very pretty.
I just put together what others have said and put it up here.

[John is a cult]

Oh my!
HAHA I'm not trying to have a battle of who's cuter.
Im not jealous.
I never said Jenny was ugly. I think Jenny is very pretty.
I just put together what others have said and put it up here.

:hitself:

[tyramail]

i smell jealousy. she is a cute girl.

[summer skin]

Gossip Girl looks like octomom, straight up.

[isntnikione]

lmao. of course a girl would post shit like this.

I know when I say talk like this about some guy's gf it's probably cause I'm kind of jealous and want him all to myself. But then again I don't delude myself into thinking I have a chance with famous musicians.... just saying.

xoxo

[KatastrophiE]

id do them both. and by them i mean craig and his girlfriend, also the gossip chick is hot too

[heyzombiehitler]

n00dz of gossip girl? we're the same age darling. letss hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.

[maxvsmaradona]

I knew OP looked familiar!!

http://happyvalleynews.files.wordpress.com /2008/12/amy_winehouse0423081_nc.jpg

[samsara]

Proper sentence structure can go a long way.

[cuzimlefthanded]

I don't see what everyone's talking about, gossipgirl isn't bad looking. Crazy/creepy? Maybe.

[cuzimlefthanded]

I knew OP looked familiar!!

http://happyvalleynews.files.wordpress.com /2008/12/amy_winehouse0423081_nc.jpg

holy boner killer batman

[jewdeenee]

ok how annoying......its like Mary Ann vs Ginger

and MARY ANN WINS................

gossipgirl is smokin hot.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

I'd take the gossip girl over her. She's got more sex appeal but Craig's new gf is good looking.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

I knew OP looked familiar!!

http://happyvalleynews.files.wordpress.com /2008/12/amy_winehouse0423081_nc.jpg

pretty sure tthat's what death looks like.

[Metal Now]

Haha, she's a girl on a forum and she doesn't think the conversation will become entirely about her looks. That's adorable.

[deFobbed14yrs]

well that was weird

[Matthew Tsai]

it can be concluded gossip girl is probably the worst user this site has ever seen. I've never seen 99% of the posts in a forum all come to a consensus opinion on something. this has broken the rule.

[ReadyForAction]

Gossip Girl is cute, but I feel it wouldn't take much convincing to let me pee on her face

[samsara]

OP looks like a cracked out Miley Cyrus.

[ndoleman]

you're a joke. press the "restart life" button on the back of your head.

[Cuddleworthy]

the girlfriend looks like she might stab you with her deadly chin if you're not looking

gossip girl wanna fuck y/n?

[briewer]

the girlfriend looks like she might stab you with her deadly chin if you're not looking

gossip girl wanna fuck y/n?
That's what I'm sayin'!

[chassmariee]

let the shiznit commence.
I was hoping so. Nothing popped off :(

[Mosh]

i can't believe someone came onto absolutepunk to talk about craig owens new girlfriend...LAME.

[briewer]

I run LA!

[zeropunk16]

Wait. Was she bragging about how she's part of a gossip LiveJournal group?

[Mosh]

i run to my bus stop.

lolwat

[zion the lion]

At first I thought her username was a shitty homage to Gossip Girl, and now I've had my epiphany and realize that it's about the fact that she's gossiping...clever.

ok how annoying......its like Mary Ann vs Ginger

and MARY ANN WINS................

gossipgirl is smokin hot.

I doubt you even knew who Mary Ann and Ginger were before you posted this.

[xxemo_kittyxx]

i really like your avatar
aww thanks :)

[xapplexpiex]

From the picture she posted on this thread, I thought Gossip Girl was hotter. Then I saw the other pictures on her profile...

[Chris92]

who.
fucking.
cares.

[Hagysaurus Rex]

You:
http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/0/9/3/2/1/2/l_b41c1388269d43edbc2e06bd82ee1b71. jpg

The girlfriend:
http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/185138301/1.JPG

Sorry, 'sweetie', but the girlfriend wins.

This'd. GossipGirl looks like a heavily used cumdumpster.

[doppelganger]

This'd. GossipGirl looks like a heavily used cumdumpster.
haha. yea, the gf is not even ugly.

[kerropi]

ahahah

[doppelganger]

OH MY HOW SOME OF YOU ARE BITTER AND ANGRY
ITS QUITE AMUSING ACTUALLY
IVE SAID THIS BEFORE SO ILL SAY IT AGAIN
IM JUST DOING WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR....MY JOB
SO IF YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT.....GREAT
BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CARE.....OH YES
WHERE DO YOU THINK WE GET OUR HITS AND TIPS FROM.....YOU REALLY DONT THINK WE SIT AND WANDERING AROUND FOR INFORMATION ON THESE MUSICIANS? DO YOU!?
CUZ IF YOU DO YOU ARE MUCH MISTAKEN.
IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US OUR INFORMATION BECAUSE THEY THEMSELVES ARE SCARED TO SAY SOMETHING BUT KNOW WE ARE NOT
WE VERIFY WITH SOURCES...SOMETIMES OUR SOURCES ARE INDIVIDUALS IN THE BAND, THE INDIVIDUAL THEMSELVES OR FRIENDS OF THE INDIVIDUAL AND THEN WE REPORT IT
I HAVE NO ILL FEELINGS TOWARDS ANY INDIVIDUAL WE REPORT ABOUT..... community.livejournal.com/fueled_bygossip
THEY KNOW THIS
SO LIKE I SAID MY JOB HERE IS DONE
SOME OF YOU ARE PISSED OFF TO THE MAX
SOME OF YOU ARE GLAD
SOME OF YOU ARE AMUSED
SOME OF YOU ARE ENTERTAINED
AND I AM HAPPY BECAUSE MY JOB IS DONE.

XOXO
i feel bad for you. your life could be so much better and filled with less ALLCAPs rants/tantrums.
and you could be listening to good music.

[saab_girl]

ya thats what i remember.


Waste of an EP title. Almost like getting a tattoo of someone's name that you are dating at the time. I wonder what he thinks when he looks at it now.

[Kurt Retenauer]

I wonder how long until a member of CinSun stumbles upon this thread and reads the user comments on stage...

[Max_123]

so i just received an infraction for spam for posting a music video for We Came As Romans in the forums cause it won't get approved on the main news site, and this bitch is still around with all her spamming shit?

[jewdeenee]

At first I thought her username was a shitty homage to Gossip Girl, and now I've had my epiphany and realize that it's about the fact that she's gossiping...clever.



I doubt you even knew who Mary Ann and Ginger were before you posted this.



umm. did you really just say that. You are desperately retarded. Yes, I know who Mary Anne and ginger are. Giligans Island dumbo ass clown. And not only that, its a longtime scenario people have asked "Mary Anne or Ginger"? Giligans Island also use to be one of my fav shows growing up.. For any other ridiculous accusations, don't be ignorant. Later ass clown.

[Deadbolt23]

every part of this thread is ridiculous.

[oldwirehands]

This thread made my dick all sorts of horny.

[zion the lion]

umm. did you really just say that. You are desperately retarded. Yes, I know who Mary Anne and ginger are. Giligans Island dumbo ass clown. And not only that, its a longtime scenario people have asked "Mary Anne or Ginger"? Giligans Island also use to be one of my fav shows growing up.. For any other ridiculous accusations, don't be ignorant. Later ass clown.

I know what the question is, and I know that even people who have never seen the show use it.

Me and my friends used to soak up tampons in chicken blood and throw them at cunts like you in seventh grade.

Also, I refuse to take 'Dumbo' as an insult, Dumbo was cute, he was adorable, sure he had big ears, but he was cuter than you apparently try to be. Plus he had the last laugh in the end, he got to fly, he was making the big money in the circus, he had his mommy back and his friends, and those bitchy elephants in the beginning were left at the last stop. As for 'ass clown'...that's a pathetic insult, my baby sister could (and has) come up with better than that.

[Viva Sonata]

OH MY HOW SOME OF YOU ARE BITTER AND ANGRY
ITS QUITE AMUSING ACTUALLY
IVE SAID THIS BEFORE SO ILL SAY IT AGAIN
IM JUST DOING WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR....MY JOB
SO IF YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT.....GREAT
BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CARE.....OH YES
WHERE DO YOU THINK WE GET OUR HITS AND TIPS FROM.....YOU REALLY DONT THINK WE SIT AND WANDERING AROUND FOR INFORMATION ON THESE MUSICIANS? DO YOU!?
CUZ IF YOU DO YOU ARE MUCH MISTAKEN.
IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US OUR INFORMATION BECAUSE THEY THEMSELVES ARE SCARED TO SAY SOMETHING BUT KNOW WE ARE NOT
WE VERIFY WITH SOURCES...SOMETIMES OUR SOURCES ARE INDIVIDUALS IN THE BAND, THE INDIVIDUAL THEMSELVES OR FRIENDS OF THE INDIVIDUAL AND THEN WE REPORT IT
I HAVE NO ILL FEELINGS TOWARDS ANY INDIVIDUAL WE REPORT ABOUT..... community.livejournal.com/fueled_bygossip
THEY KNOW THIS
SO LIKE I SAID MY JOB HERE IS DONE
SOME OF YOU ARE PISSED OFF TO THE MAX
SOME OF YOU ARE GLAD
SOME OF YOU ARE AMUSED
SOME OF YOU ARE ENTERTAINED
AND I AM HAPPY BECAUSE MY JOB IS DONE.

XOXO

May Kirsten Bell cut your fucking throat in your sleep.

i feel bad for you. your life could be so much better and filled with less ALLCAPs rants/tantrums.
and you could be listening to good music.

I fucking love your avatar. I've been playing those games recently, all of them. Pajama Sam is god tier.

[jewdeenee]

I know what the question is, and I know that even people who have never seen the show use it.

Me and my friends used to soak up tampons in chicken blood and throw them at cunts like you in seventh grade.

Also, I refuse to take 'Dumbo' as an insult, Dumbo was cute, he was adorable, sure he had big ears, but he was cuter than you apparently try to be. Plus he had the last laugh in the end, he got to fly, he was making the big money in the circus, he had his mommy back and his friends, and those bitchy elephants in the beginning were left at the last stop. As for 'ass clown'...that's a pathetic insult, my baby sister could (and has) come up with better than that.

maybe I should have said jigaboo or Porch Monkey...instead of ass clown. Sorry, I'll use that instead gorilla breath.

[wroteurname]

Oh my!
HAHA I'm not trying to have a battle of who's cuter.
Im not jealous.
I never said Jenny was ugly. I think Jenny is very pretty.
I just put together what others have said and put it up here.

Craig Owens' new girl he's been fucking is butt ass ugly NASTY.....

twitter.com/giantpandabears

tweets by her-

"dave & busters with craig and nick for nick's birthday!"

"too much passion for the pistons game already! but totes entertaining, hahaha. ex: "chauncey's a cunt!""
"@NateErickson (http://twitter.com/NateErickson) hahaha, it's not me! craig is just going off on this game right now, but it's funny"

"@ericaforserious (http://twitter.com/ericaforserious) we are going upstairs now, so i'll have to video chat you in some other time. sorry! see you tomorrow! so excited!"

"we're all getting sick=( i am done internet-ing for the night. hoping the night time meds kick in soon. going to sleep in the big, comfy bed"

"@ChelseaRoseBaby (http://twitter.com/ChelseaRoseBaby) haha, i am just always here! but i do have three pairs of shoes, a bunch of my clothes & shower stuff here. so kinda? haha"


if you look back further though shes before they started hooking up it seems like shes a SUPER FAN of his....hahahahha
pictures of her....

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/phot...UFpp1YPsg %3D (http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/16064361.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X 5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1261107922&Signature=Kp0Z0v8KfOI4UpDOXDUFpp1YP sg%3D)



Something doesn't add up here...

[zion the lion]

maybe I should have said jigaboo or Porch Monkey...instead of ass clown. Sorry, I'll use that instead gorilla breath.

:lol: dear god I am honestly laughing out loud. I thank jesus that this is immortalized on the internet for my personal entertainment until someone decides to delete it. By the way, I'm pretty sure there's more than one 'g'.

p.s. are you implying that I'm black or something?

[11:11]

You:
http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/0/9/3/2/1/2/l_b41c1388269d43edbc2e06bd82ee1b71. jpg
She reminds me of Angelina Jolie:

http://www.hollywoodmeddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/angelina-jolie1.jpg

...which is not a complement because Angelina scares me. And you can land a plane on her lips.

[urxfavxtragedy]

HOW THE FUCK IS THE GIRLFRIEND HOT?
YOU ALL ARE ON CRACK...http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/584703442/2009_12_01_032.jpg

SHE REMINDS ME OF THE DUDE FROM FUCKING PINOCHO

[samsara]

HOW THE FUCK IS THE GIRLFRIEND HOT?
YOU ALL ARE ON CRACK....
<IMG SRC=http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/584703442/2009_12_01_032.jpg>

Dude layoff this isnt myspace.

[summer skin]

HOW THE FUCK IS THE GIRLFRIEND HOT?
YOU ALL ARE ON CRACK...http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/584703442/2009_12_01_032.jpg

SHE REMINDS ME OF THE DUDE FROM FUCKING PINOCHO
which dude?

[urxfavxtragedy]

the kid that turns into the jackass donkey

[urxfavxtragedy]

http://www.make4fun.com/images/screenshots/Donkey-boy_00_00_06_00.gif

[summer skin]

who's craig owens?

[SickOfStars]

who's craig owens?

my dad. honestly, no matter how horselike one may think she is, we should all be proud of him for getting young tail.

[summer skin]

my dad. honestly, no matter how horselike one may think she is, we should all be proud of him for getting young tail.
I like to watch porn with old men doing barely legal teens for this exact same reason.

[iamazemyself3]

holy crap!
Gossip girl def. wins the "who's prettier contest"
The GF looks like a horse with those teeth and chin!

[samsara]

my dad. honestly, no matter how horselike one may think she is, we should all be proud of him for getting young tail.

I can see the resemblance. You look exactly like him.

[SickOfStars]

I can see the resemblance. You look exactly like him.

hoho you're onto me

[samsara]

hoho you're onto me

What'd you call me!?!?!

[SickOfStars]

What'd you call me!?!?!

cthulhu

http://whoyoucallingaskeptic.files.wordpre ss.com/2009/09/kraken-cthulhu.jpg

[reachforthesun]

Well, you can take your gossip, and get the fuck up out of here.


this.


ugly.

[Forever.Zero]

more delusional girls angry their fav. musician isn't fucking them.
I knew some fat bitch that had the same thing for Dallas Green.
Told her how retarded she was about her obsession . Hasn't spoken to me since.
win.

[Esrb99]

holy fuck this thread is awesome.

[Nourez]

Someone's jealous.

[caveBEAR]

Ha ha ha ha ha, I take back my previous post. Neither woman is really 'stunning'.

[eriatarka24]

holy crap!
Gossip girl def. wins the "who's prettier contest"
The GF looks like a horse with those teeth and chin!
I have to agree. I think the others are just making fun because she's spamming and also shitty thread is shitty, which I agree.

But in all honesty the OP is prettier.

[sweepthenation]

I think the GF is prettier than the OP

[ChaseyWilliams]

for someone who says it's their "job" to report stupid trivial gossip (WHAT an impressive career by the way I'm sure being a snarky bitch on an internet forum will get you far in life)
you'd think you'd take some time to check your facts

just because you may fuck every person you hang out with doesn't mean everyone does.
as someone who knows the situation as it ACTUALLY is in real life, and it's far from what this attention starved blogger is spreading, i am disgusted that people think it's is any of their business at all let alone feel the need to personally attack someone they have never met via the internet. Not to mention the fact that you have to sink so low to calling someone ugly (which she is far from thank you) it sounds to me like you're the jealous little SUPER FAN

grow the fuck up.

[heyzombiehitler]

im prettier than both

[iamazemyself3]

this is seriously the most silliest thread i have ever come upon.
who cares who craig is sleeping with?!
hes a grown up im pretty sure he can sleep with whoever he wants (as long as theyre old enough har har)
maybe the GF has an amazing personality(obv not the most gorgeous thing) and likes craig for craig.
people need to just lets this thing DIE

[xogossipgirlxo]

for someone who says it's their "job" to report stupid trivial gossip (WHAT an impressive career by the way I'm sure being a snarky bitch on an internet forum will get you far in life)
you'd think you'd take some time to check your facts

just because you may fuck every person you hang out with doesn't mean everyone does.
as someone who knows the situation as it ACTUALLY is in real life, and it's far from what this attention starved blogger is spreading, i am disgusted that people think it's is any of their business at all let alone feel the need to personally attack someone they have never met via the internet. Not to mention the fact that you have to sink so low to calling someone ugly (which she is far from thank you) it sounds to me like you're the jealous little SUPER FAN

grow the fuck up.



HAHA sweetheart this is not my only job. For your information I model full time. Which I'm probably going further than you. I can give you my resume if you'd like.

Have a Merry Christmas Kids.

[lbp]

You're both ugly shut the fuck up!
I hope Craig didn't fuck either one of you!!!!

[manderson_]

I want to set the record straight. Craig Owens isn't fucking either one of them. He's with me! HAHA this site is going to hell!

[rollerman4221]

So many people with like 1 post in here, wtf?

[kerropi]

So many people with like 1 post in here, wtf?
ahahah it's a conspiracy.

[urxfavxtragedy]

I guess Craig Owens made a wise rebound move.

Or all the pretty girls wised up to his shanningans and all he can get is skank 1 and skank 2

[doppelganger]

HAHA sweetheart this is not my only job. For your information I model full time. Which I'm probably going further than you. I can give you my resume if you'd like.

Have a Merry Christmas Kids.
suicide girls?

[lolliot]

Someone needs to fix it so that we can see the pictures of the girlfriend again if the voting process is supposed to be a fair one!

[nkalldayyy]

OH MY HOW SOME OF YOU ARE BITTER AND ANGRY
ITS QUITE AMUSING ACTUALLY
IVE SAID THIS BEFORE SO ILL SAY IT AGAIN
IM JUST DOING WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR....MY JOB
SO IF YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT.....GREAT
BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CARE.....OH YES
WHERE DO YOU THINK WE GET OUR HITS AND TIPS FROM.....YOU REALLY DONT THINK WE SIT AND WANDERING AROUND FOR INFORMATION ON THESE MUSICIANS? DO YOU!?
CUZ IF YOU DO YOU ARE MUCH MISTAKEN.
IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US OUR INFORMATION BECAUSE THEY THEMSELVES ARE SCARED TO SAY SOMETHING BUT KNOW WE ARE NOT
WE VERIFY WITH SOURCES...SOMETIMES OUR SOURCES ARE INDIVIDUALS IN THE BAND, THE INDIVIDUAL THEMSELVES OR FRIENDS OF THE INDIVIDUAL AND THEN WE REPORT IT
I HAVE NO ILL FEELINGS TOWARDS ANY INDIVIDUAL WE REPORT ABOUT..... community.livejournal.com/fueled_bygossip
THEY KNOW THIS
SO LIKE I SAID MY JOB HERE IS DONE
SOME OF YOU ARE PISSED OFF TO THE MAX
SOME OF YOU ARE GLAD
SOME OF YOU ARE AMUSED
SOME OF YOU ARE ENTERTAINED
AND I AM HAPPY BECAUSE MY JOB IS DONE.

XOXO
this makes me sincerely doubt the accuracy of the age you claim to be.
grow up. stop obsessing over Craig Owens and get your own fucking life.

if this upset you to the extent that you felt the need to create an account on here and make a pointless thread just to let people know how ugly someone's girlfriend is, I doubt that you see much daylight...also judging by your seemingly Twilight inspired skin tone.


in other news, I found the first 3 pages to be mildly entertaining.

[nkalldayyy]

Dude layoff this isnt myspace.
I LOLed.

[urxfavxtragedy]

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/584926498/1.JPG
the girlfriend

http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/0/9/3/2/1/2/l_b85077963400430293844d29931d37d8. jpg
the hooker...i mean the OP

[nkalldayyy]

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/584926498/1.JPG
the girlfriend

http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/0/9/3/2/1/2/l_b85077963400430293844d29931d37d8. jpg
the hooker...i mean the OP
they should fist fight.

[urxfavxtragedy]

they should fist fight.

I bet the GF would kick OP ass

[nkalldayyy]

I bet the GF would kick OP ass
and then we: :party:

[Natron]

lolz

[Natron]

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/584926498/1.JPG
the girlfriend

http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/0/9/3/2/1/2/l_b85077963400430293844d29931d37d8. jpg
the hooker...i mean the OP

i don't think this post ended up going the way the OP had hoped.

[Mosh]

You:
http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/0/9/3/2/1/2/l_b41c1388269d43edbc2e06bd82ee1b71. jpg

The girlfriend:
http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/185138301/1.JPG

Sorry, 'sweetie', but the girlfriend wins.

OP: you're ugly. no, really.

the GF is my type of girl based on looks, so i think she's pretty cute. you can disagree but OP looks she gets play from a baseball bat.

[Bloodsucker II]

sweetheart im not scared to show what i look like or care if people know who i am

kiddies im not jealous
im just doing my job for fueled by gossip

wouldnt give you that kind of satisfaction love

the funny thing is...you guys are saying you dont care...who gives a fuck....blah blah blah....yet you sit here open up the forum and read it....silly kids xoxo

aww thats why i do my job cuz people like you darling care

aww darling im sorry i can not but if you have a problem with me posting please just don't read them. then you'll be happy i'll be happy and we're all happy. k? K xoxo

silly head....if youre not happy dont read
and secondly it would be rude of me not to reply back to people asking questions and what not
so please please do me a favor

and take your cute max bemis picture and yourself somewhere that will make you happy
now you have yourself a good night


lulz

[eriatarka24]

http://marketmynovel.com/images/Dont-Feed-the-Trolls.png

[IntoTheSun]

Ironic, seeing as you're replying to the thread.

[eriatarka24]

I knew some smart ass would say that ;-), but everyone else doesn't get the message seeing as it keeps being bumped. :)

[mulcahy67]

and you think your post is going to enlighten the masses and it will stop being bumped?

[Natron]

naw but this one will