Ever wanted to fuck one of your friends?

[TerrancePryor]

I don't mean date them or start a relationship with them. Just straight up pounding them hard. I hate having cute girls as friends.

[Mibabalou]

Lol

[Mibabalou]

Just straight up pounding them hard.

epic

[overdrive91]

Yes, I have.

[your a sheep]

I go feel ya every Tuesday.

[tottivillarossi]

Rohypnol. And what's more, you get to avoid all of that awkwardness afterwards because she won't have a fucking clue!

[Charles777]

All the time.

[anamericangod]

So you're saying you'd rather have ugly friends that would actually let you fuck them?

Sad.

[mybreakingpoint]

oh yes.

[Carolina.Alex]

So you're saying you'd rather have ugly friends that would actually let you fuck them?

Sad.

i think he's saying he'd rather have ugly friends so that he won't want to fuck them in the first place.

[COREhorizon]

Yes, and even ones I'm not friends with.

It's a fact of life, there are some girls you could never imagine dating, just nailing, and vice versa.

[overdrive91]

i think he's saying he'd rather have ugly friends so that he won't want to fuck them in the first place.

still a sad criteria to choose your friends from.

[argg_xo]

I have several dude friends that I would be okay with fucking and not talking to them after because it would be awkward. I seen a ton of cute guys I would straight up fuck today.

[Big_Guy]

um yeah. who hasn't had this feeling

[micsforsinging]

Just straight up pounding them hard.

epic

i just LOLed

[tottivillarossi]

I have several dude friends that I would be okay with fucking and not talking to them after because it would be awkward. I seen a ton of cute guys I would straight up fuck today.
I'm kinda tired today.

[screamoutmyname]

why else do you think i'd be friends with them?

[argg_xo]

I'm kinda tired today.
take a nap and get back to me?

[Carolina.Alex]

still a sad criteria to choose your friends from.


true

[rollerman4221]

Welcome to life

[tottivillarossi]

take a nap and get back to me?
I'm gonna play it cool, be a bit of a bastard, that way you'll want it more. I know these things. I watch soaps.

[argg_xo]

I'm gonna play it cool, be a bit of a bastard, that way you'll want it more. I know these things. I watch soaps.
You are a bastard! I'll pretend to hate you because you don't call but I'll come running back to you once you text me, because I'm a girl and we do stupid shit like that.

[overdrive91]

You are a bastard! I'll pretend to hate you because you don't call but I'll come running back to you once you text me, because I'm a girl and we do stupid shit like that.
Some girls. Other times it backfires.

[argg_xo]

Some girls. Other times it backfires.
This is true.

[tottivillarossi]

Some girls. Other times it backfires.

This is true.


....I've learned nothing!

[argg_xo]

....I've learned nothing!
take your chances? all that you'll lose is ignoring a girl and not getting any.

[tottivillarossi]

take your chances? all that you'll lose is ignoring a girl and not getting any.
Not getting any is quite a big loss though :(

[argg_xo]

Not getting any is quite a big loss though :(
this is true, also. now you have to ask yourself if being a bastard to a girl is worth it?

[Akissforher]

actually about 3 or 4 i would do terrible terrible things to get them.

[Max_123]

:rape:
i can finally use this one!

[tottivillarossi]

this is true, also. now you have to ask yourself if being a bastard to a girl is worth it?
Well, playing nice hasn't paid off to anywhere near acceptable levels yet :-P

[argg_xo]

Well, playing nice hasn't paid off to anywhere near acceptable levels yet :-P
i understand how you feel on that one.

[billyboatkid]

Yes, and then I did. Problem solved.

"Go FOR BROKE!"

[overdrive91]

this is true, also. now you have to ask yourself if being a bastard to a girl is worth it?

Nice guys don't get laid, so i hear.

[argg_xo]

Nice guys don't get laid, so i hear.
This is sadly true as well.

[tottivillarossi]

Yes, and then I did. Problem solved.

"Go FOR BROKE!"
"Broke"? You mean like a Hymen?

[overdrive91]

"Broke"? You mean like a Hymen?

She may lack a hymen.

[tottivillarossi]

She may lack a hymen.
Well then I can't see what you'd get out of that tbh.

[overdrive91]

Well then I can't see what you'd get out of that tbh.

He clearly is demonstrating that he is bankrupt.

[Alex Djaferis]

its pretty normal i think.

[MKEcasey]

I think everybody can relate to having a friend they wanted to hook up with.

[Derka Derka]

I'm pretty sure everyone has at least one friend that wouldn't mind doing it with

[fake empire]

How's thenjscene Terrance Pryor?

[paidtomakegirls]

How to get your friend to fuck you is a better question.

[THE_SICKEST]

I wish all girls were down like most guys are. Just casual sex, whats the big deal? we can still be friends...

[billyboatkid]

"Broke"? You mean like a Hymen?

I was actually referencing Street Fighter, but that works too. haha

[Reaver]

the question is trivial. i've cut off contact with my former girl friends since i have my girlfriend.

[sk8mule89]

I don't mean date them or start a relationship with them. Just straight up pounding them hard. I hate having cute girls as friends.

all too often.

[Trioxide]

I don't mean date them or start a relationship with them. Just straight up pounding them hard. I hate having cute girls as friends.

Truly awesome wording.

Yeah this is the reason i don't have all that many male friends.

[Roboman]

Of fucking course.

[DCD08]

nawp.

me and my gf fuck all the time =]

[Shatter_Glass]

I don't mean date them or start a relationship with them. Just straight up pounding them hard. I hate having cute girls as friends.

Sometimes you have to act directly on your feelings mate, almost impulsively. I mean you are from Jersey.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/did-mtv-go-too-far/

[Max_123]

cool story bro

[Shatter_Glass]

Truly awesome wording.

Yeah this is the reason i don't have all that many male friends.

Are you saying you're a sexual deviant ?

[zion the lion]

That's why I make those people my friends in the first place. Duh.

[Chancetobe]

Actually, I've never really had a friend who I wanted to fuck but not date (because you obviously like them as a person, and then find them attractive too). There are some guys though, that have been in my classes or whatever, that I'm like "now. please." Usually its the badass and/or mysterious guys.

[zion the lion]

I wish all girls were down like most guys are. Just casual sex, whats the big deal? we can still be friends...

Actually guys are more likely to complicate casual sex by bringing feelings into it.

[andthetruthwill]

I don't mean date them or start a relationship with them. Just straight up pounding them hard. I hate having cute girls as friends.

Yes. Very much. It's frustrating.

[Macbeth.]

i was doubtful...but this thread was hilarious

[wroteurname]

I have a few of these. They're called girls I tried dating and got friendzoned by.

[Amie FM]

I wish all girls were down like most guys are. Just casual sex, whats the big deal? we can still be friends...
Because there's a double standard... When guys sleep around it's not a big deal, but when girls are like that they're called sluts.

[cuzimlefthanded]

I have a few of these. They're called girls I tried dating and got friendzoned by.

Ouch. That's fucking shitty dude.

[bstthngunvrhd7]

Yeah especially when they tell you that they were listening to an Iron & Wine song and that some of the lyrics are "we were born to fuck eachother so lets just get this over with" & apologzie and say sorry but it just caught them off guard.

[Metal Now]

PL is so great.

[aerofan11]

Yes, but not in a desperate way.

[Thesleepingwell]

It's something I'd prefer not to do, but what if they wanted it from you?
It's a toughie.

[Trioxide]

Are you saying you're a sexual deviant ?

it just gets awkward between male friends and i because eventually one wants to sleep with the other and it just gets weird.

[concernedparent]

Actually guys are more likely to complicate casual sex by bringing feelings into it.
dumb

[Trioxide]

Actually guys are more likely to complicate casual sex by bringing feelings into it.

true. I find, its the younger ones that get clingy and weird and can't separate sex and feelings.

[zion the lion]

dumb

Dont tell me, tell your winkie...

true. I find, its the younger ones that get clingy and weird and can't separate sex and feelings.

And then they act like they dont.

[Trioxide]

And then they act like they dont.

Silly boys, why wont they learn that we can tell when they start liking us... and even more importantly, why can't they get the hint we dont like them back *shakes head* tsk tsk tsk

[zion the lion]

Silly boys, why wont they learn that we can tell when they start liking us... and even more importantly, why can't they get the hint we dont like them back *shakes head* tsk tsk tsk

haha, they're too vain.

[tottivillarossi]

Actually guys are more likely to complicate casual sex by bringing feelings into it.
You're a whore.

[zion the lion]

You're a whore.

First you wanted to marry me, now I'm a whore?

How?

[tottivillarossi]

First you wanted to marry me, now I'm a whore?

How?
Oh no, it's a good thing. Dang.

[Lunar]

I've had sex with nearly all my female friends.

[thursday727]

Here's something all girls with platonic male friends who think of them as their brother should know.
unless they were gay they've all thought about sleeping with you.

"men don't have platonic friends , we just have women we havn't fucked yet"
"For women a platonic male friend is like a Dick in a glass case . break incase of emergancy"
- Chris Rock

[Mrs.Sweeny Todd]

yea but the difference between me and you probably is that my friends want to fuck me

[zion the lion]

Oh no, it's a good thing. Dang.

Well then lets start playing the "trying to make a baby" game!

[Thomas Balkcom]

of course.

[Car Crash Dream]

Truly awesome wording.

Yeah this is the reason i don't have all that many male friends.
You either say this in an egotistical "I know I'm hot, and I don't give them a chance" way, or you hate the fact that you can't fuck them, so you just stop talking to them because it annoys you too much.]

I'm curious as to which.

[tottivillarossi]

Well then lets start playing the "trying to make a baby" game!
You can't make a baby with anal. I loose.

[zion the lion]

You can't make a baby with anal. I loose.

It's possible to. But you arent going near the forbidden tunnel.

[Trioxide]

You either say this in an egotistical "I know I'm hot, and I don't give them a chance" way, or you hate the fact that you can't fuck them, so you just stop talking to them because it annoys you too much.]

I'm curious as to which.

Haha, probably more of the first one.

I have a number guy friends who have made passes at me, its gotten awkward because i've not been attracted to them in that way (also gotten awkward because ive let it go further than it should have) and therefore we arent very good friends anymore.

[MilesToGo]

ugh, I have quite a few good male friends that are like brothers to me. That's filthy.

That being said, there are a few guy friends I'm not as close to that I wouldn't mind having a go with.

[WhatTheFrack]

No, no way lol

[Deadbolt23]

I've had sex with nearly all my female friends.
sweet brag

[BryterJonah]

the question is trivial. i've cut off contact with my former girl friends since i have my girlfriend.
Have you EVER

EVER

It is not a trivial question, you ignorant sack.

[ilikesound93]

Guys are only friends with girls they find attractive, so yes, that would make sense.

[sweepthenation]

Every minute of every day, but I am a horny bastard

[saving jonathan]

Guys are only friends with girls they find attractive, so yes, that would make sense.
I've heard a lot of things in my day, and that might be one of the dumbest.

[alert=danger]

Guys are only friends with girls they find attractive, so yes, that would make sense.

This is a load of rubbish. As a guy, I have a number of friends, that without being mean to them, I would say are unattractive, but they are amazing people.

You are either very ugly, and feel that that is why guys don't want to be your friend, but this is not true at all, and it is a rather imature comment to make.

[framebyframe]

Actually, no. I don't really find any of them attractive.

[tonyrodmon]

This question is like asking if Obama can shoot a 3. Of course he can, of course I want to fuck my attractive friends.

[EROW]

it sounds like a good idea, but it can get pretty bad- soon you may find yourself lowering multiple standards, and if you are a man with really cute girl friends- clearly you have some sort of respectable image for the rest of your peers... are you willing to be viewed something else?

[ilikesound93]

This is a load of rubbish. As a guy, I have a number of friends, that without being mean to them, I would say are unattractive, but they are amazing people.

You are either very ugly, and feel that that is why guys don't want to be your friend, but this is not true at all, and it is a rather imature comment to make.

I like how generalizations about women are made on here all the time and no one cares, but if one is made about guys...
Just realize I was not being serious. Good lord. Anyways, I think throwing in "you must be ugly" to your response is a rather immature comment to make.

[Reaver]

Have you EVER

EVER

It is not a trivial question, you ignorant sack.

dude, what's wrong with you? every straight male who isn't a total moron wanted to fuck their female friends at least once. period.

[Machu505]

All the time.

[lauren1234]

Most all of my friends are girls. They are attractive but I would not want to fuck any of them.

[showmethefever]

Yeah, of course I'd fuck some of my friends who are attractive.

[EasySkankin]

Does the pope shit in the woods?

[Jennurna Gray]

I thought that was normal.

[Jennurna Gray]

dude, what's wrong with you? every straight male who isn't a total moron wanted to fuck their female friends at least once. period.
I'm a straight female, and sometimes I wanna fuck girls, so I'm guessing even gay males wanna fuck girls every once in a while.

[Jaimehere]

Every minute of every day, but I am a horny bastard

:beerbros: likewise hahahahaha

[Judge'sDaughter]

I don't mean date them or start a relationship with them. Just straight up pounding them hard. I hate having cute girls as friends.
I hate this amazingly hot guy friend, I told him I wanted to fuck him, we fucked, now we're fuck buddies. Just tell them, man.

[lynnashleey]

:d

[tottivillarossi]

I'm a straight female, and sometimes I wanna fuck girls, so I'm guessing even gay males wanna fuck girls every once in a while.
OH. MY. GOD.

[Michifoxx]

Cousin?

[Jennurna Gray]

OH. MY. GOD.
Hmm?

[SiameseGun89]

Having a sex drive isn't all that uncommon.

[trappedintime]

Cousin?

I'm not your cousin anymore! We can fuck whenever, wherever, however you want. :-p

[tottivillarossi]

Hmm?
Nothing :-D

[<*)))><]

I hate this amazingly hot guy friend, I told him I wanted to fuck him, we fucked, now we're fuck buddies. Just tell them, man.
For the most part guys will always have sex, females not so much.

[Jennurna Gray]

Nothing :-D
Okay, well, in that case, what's up, my Burger King?

[tottivillarossi]

Okay, well, in that case, what's up, my Burger King?
Nothing, it was just kinda hot :P

[Jennurna Gray]

Nothing, it was just kinda hot :P
Oh, me wanting to fuck girls? It's mostly when I'm under some sort of influence that I actually try, but soberly it just sits at the back of my mind. I'm not bisexual or lesbian, though. I could fuck a girl, but I could never date one.

[tottivillarossi]

Oh, me wanting to fuck girls? It's mostly when I'm under some sort of influence that I actually try, but soberly it just sits at the back of my mind. I'm not bisexual or lesbian, though. I could fuck a girl, but I could never date one.
When you decide to fuck one, I want to be in the room. Not in a creepy way, I promise not breathe heavily or anything. In fact, you won't even know I'm there, all you'll hear is the noise from my camera.

[Jennurna Gray]

When you decide to fuck one, I want to be in the room. Not in a creepy way, I promise not breathe heavily or anything. In fact, you won't even know I'm there, all you'll hear is the noise from my camera.
I'd rather you just join in, babe.

[tottivillarossi]

I'd rather you just join in, babe.
Noo that'll ruin it. I barely have the sexual capacity to satisfy one woman, let alone two at the same time.

[Jennurna Gray]

Noo that'll ruin it. I barely have the sexual capacity to satisfy one woman, let alone two at the same time.
I doubt that.

[tottivillarossi]

I doubt that.
Doubt all you like my dear, I'm unlikely to ever prove you wrong ;P

[Jennurna Gray]

Doubt all you like my dear, I'm unlikely to ever prove you wrong ;P
True...
But I still love you.

[tottivillarossi]

True...
But I still love you.
Ahh, my bad. I'm just looking to fuck you.

[Jennurna Gray]

Ahh, my bad. I'm just looking to fuck you.
That works, too. :]

[tottivillarossi]

That works, too. :]
Cool. I'll bring the lube.

[Jennurna Gray]

Cool. I'll bring the lube.
Alright.
Your teeth are sexy.

[tottivillarossi]

Alright.
Your teeth are sexy.
Is that a shot at the Britsh lol :p

[Michifoxx]

I'm not your cousin anymore! We can fuck whenever, wherever, however you want. :-p

Alrightt!!

[Jennurna Gray]

Is that a shot at the Britsh lol :p
No, Lady Gaga lyrics.

"I don't want your money, I just want your sex, I'm a bad girl, now show me your teeth. Your teeth are sexy"

[get up kidd]

Welcome to life

YES, lol

[phil19]

ive never really had any hot lady friends, so no

[XEmoBoyShandorX]

Yup. A few times.

[tottivillarossi]

No, Lady Gaga lyrics.

"I don't want your money, I just want your sex, I'm a bad girl, now show me your teeth. Your teeth are sexy"
Yeah but she sucks. Demi Lovato <3

[Jennurna Gray]

Yeah but she sucks. Demi Lovato <3
Ew.
No hardcore Jenna lovin' for Totti.

[tottivillarossi]

Ew.
No hardcore Jenna lovin' for Totti.
I don't want any of your loving. My name's Daniel btw :P

[Jennurna Gray]

I don't want any of your loving. My name's Daniel btw :P
You know you do.

A little late, but nice to meet you, Daniel.

[tottivillarossi]

You know you do.

A little late, but nice to meet you, Daniel.
I think we may have derailed this thread a bit. It's your fault.

[Jennurna Gray]

I think we may have derailed this thread a bit. It's your fault.
I'm happy to be the scapegoat.

[bones jones]

two in particular yeah

[Willy McFurgle]

Yes.

[argg_xo]

Yes.
The feeling is mutual babe. ;-)

[yellowhouse]

Sure. I think every guy probably has.

[Willy McFurgle]

The feeling is mutual babe. ;-)

Yes, Yes it is. :-p

[argg_xo]

Yes, Yes it is. :-p
I promise to never run over your wig.

[Willy McFurgle]

I promise to never run over your wig.

I would hope not, that would be the last thing i'd want to have happen. Me and my wigs go way back.

[argg_xo]

I would hope not, that would be the last thing i'd want to have happen. Me and my wigs go way back.
Do they go farther back than you and pancakes?

ps-wear the mullet wig next time, ok?

[Willy McFurgle]

Do they go farther back than you and pancakes?

ps-wear the mullet wig next time, ok?


My wigs are like hats to me.

Mullet wig huh? Must be business time.

[argg_xo]

My wigs are like hats to me.

Mullet wig huh? Must be business time.
Oh ok, thank you for clarifying that.

Or maybe I just like mullets?

[Xanatos1138]

I've wanted to fuck a lot of my female friends but theyve never wanted to fuck me lol

[Willy McFurgle]

I've wanted to fuck a lot of my female friends but they've never wanted to fuck me lol

have you tried luring them into a van late at night?

[KellyGleason]

absolutely

[Xanatos1138]

have you tried luring them into a van late at night?


Yeah but I used the wrong bait

[Willy McFurgle]

Yeah but I used the wrong bait


next time get some groundies.

[Xanatos1138]

Nah I'd actually prefer it if the girl liked me afterwards lol or at least was awake

[oldwirehands]

Should be no problems with it. Just wear a fucking condom for christ's sake.

[Xanatos1138]

Should be no problems with it. Just wear a fucking condom for christ's sake.


Yeah thats a given

[Willy McFurgle]

Nah I'd actually prefer it if the girl liked me afterwards lol or at least was awake

And let me guess, you wanna snuggle afterward too, and talk about the future.

[Xanatos1138]

And let me guess, you wanna snuggle afterward too, and talk about the future.


Lets not get carried away here lol

[oldwirehands]

Yeah thats a given

Its never a given. If it was, there would be a whole lot less of the clap going around.

[Willy McFurgle]

thats the way to think, carry her away into the van...down by the river.

[Xanatos1138]

thats the way to think, carry her away into the van...down by the river.


That could almost be a country song

[Willy McFurgle]

not really, coz you still have the van, there was no talk of your wife leaving you, and your dog aint dead cowboy

[Xanatos1138]

not really, coz you still have the van, there was no talk of your wife leaving you, and your dog aint dead cowboy


pfft calling me a cowboy is like calling George Bush smart

[Willy McFurgle]

pfft calling me a cowboy is like calling George Bush smart

Dont push it buddy. Fool me once shame on you, Fool me twice, well, you ain't gonna fool me twice.

[bones jones]

yikes

[limepomegranate]

Yes, once and now they're my boyfriend! :-)

[Kassie09]

no.
when i don't have a boyfriend, i always end up making out with my guy friends though, idk why. weird. luckily i've had a bf for a while now, so it hasn't happened in almost 2 years.

i think it'd be cool to be friends with a guy for a long time then finally bang. like, it'd be so overdue. and awesome.

[Charles777]

I think I would fuck all of my friends.

[Esrb99]

on the receiving end of this one, it's interesting to say the least. especially when you are legitimately attracted to them and wanting a real relationship.

[Willy McFurgle]

I think i'm going to make a top ten list of my friends i want to bung. thanks for the inspiration.

[oldwirehands]

There's a girl I've worked with for two years and totally want to drill her hard. Unfortunate for me, she has a boyfriend (which in some cases makes it easier) and she wears one of those virginity rings. Maybe if I stick around long enough she'll outgrow the whole "preserve yourself for marriage" bullshit and will let me tear it up. Until then, I must seek other friendly pussy.

[kwsqd]

There's a girl I've worked with for two years and totally want to drill her hard. Unfortunate for me, she has a boyfriend (which in some cases makes it easier) and she wears one of those virginity rings. Maybe if I stick around long enough she'll outgrow the whole "preserve yourself for marriage" bullshit and will let me tear it up. Until then, I must seek other friendly pussy.
lol, awesome.

[krystofer]

on the receiving end of this one, it's interesting to say the least. especially when you are legitimately attracted to them and wanting a real relationship.
Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades

[Waldorf]

no

thats gross

[whiterussian]

Yes, once and now they're my boyfriend! :-)

http://ui09.gamespot.com/200/dsc00584_2.jpg
awesome.

[oldwirehands]

Seriously, I either need a new job before or I'm going to rip my dick off in frustration. Everyday I work, I just want to fuck her more and more. Harder and harder. Doesn't help that she's a huge flirt either.

[Fullblast]

Seriously, I either need a new job before or I'm going to rip my dick off in frustration. Everyday I work, I just want to fuck her more and more. Harder and harder. Doesn't help that she's a huge flirt either.
lol

Harder and Harder