What if

[your a sheep]

What if I was a turtle.

[overdrive91]

You'd have a shell and be green.
You'd also be slow as fuck.

[argg_xo]

i like turtles

[overdrive91]

CMNry4PE93Y

[argg_xo]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Jonathan is so awesome!

[tottivillarossi]

What if I was a turtle.
Turtle or tortoise?


Or
http://cellar.org/2006/pimp-my-tortoise.jpg


AN AWESOME COMBINATION OF TORTOISE AND MONSTER TRUCK?

[overdrive91]

apparently according to my mother, the asian, some asians eat turtles. So therefore if you were a turtle in asia they would eat you and hence you'd be fucked.

P.s not being racist. true fact.

[tottivillarossi]

It is true. Asians eat anything.

[threepunchjim]

http://www.gameguru.in/images/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-1.jpg

Just be sure to not wear a bandana-mask until you earn that shit.

[NateFoundGlory]

http://www.salon.com/entertainment/movies/review/2002/08/02/master_disguise/story.jpg
Yes?

[Max_123]

http://cellar.org/2006/pimp-my-tortoise.jpg


AN AWESOME COMBINATION OF TORTOISE AND MONSTER TRUCK?
this is too funny hahahaha

[schenksta]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/DiosMioMang/filburt1.jpg

[Reaver]

what's the difference between turtle and tortoise? i always thought they're the same.

[caress me down]

i like turtles

CMNry4PE93Y
:highfive:

[argg_xo]

:highfive:
have you seen the Jonathan/ "I Like Turtles" shirts online? They are awesome.

[Mibabalou]

im on a boat

[caress me down]

have you seen the Jonathan/ "I Like Turtles" shirts online? They are awesome.
No I have not actually

[SincerelyMe]

Then you'd be a turtle.

[argg_xo]

No I have not actually

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_like_turtles_tshirt-p235005394322013363trlf_400.jpg

[caress me down]

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_like_turtles_tshirt-p235005394322013363trlf_400.jpg
Hahahaha oh my god I want one

[Chino In The AM]

you're*

[your a sheep]

Well time to hunt the red ninja.

[re7ard1337]

http://www.salon.com/entertainment/movies/review/2002/08/02/master_disguise/story.jpg
Yes?

haha what is this from?

[zion the lion]

You'd live forever

[your a sheep]

haha what is this from?
The master of disguise, actually a really good movie.

[re7ard1337]

The master of disguise, actually a really good movie.

it looked really familiar. i haven't seen that movie in ages, i'm going to go rent it now.

thank you.

[your a sheep]

it looked really familiar. i haven't seen that movie in ages, i'm going to go rent it now.

thank you.
No problem I actually bough that movie for blueray just because it is such a good movie. I honestly though it would be terrible but it isn't, underrated movie of the decade.

[kdefrisc]

http://www.salon.com/entertainment/movies/review/2002/08/02/master_disguise/story.jpg
Yes?
Fuckin worst movie I've ever seen

[your a sheep]

Fuckin worst movie I've ever seen
Then you havn't seen any movie by Mathew Mcconaughey.

[kdefrisc]

Then you havn't seen any movie by Mathew Mcconaughey.
Lol ok, bad superlative there are a lot of bad movies out there

[your a sheep]

Lol ok, bad superlative there are a lot of bad movies out there
I think it was a pretty good movie, and funny for something which is suppose to be a terrible movie.
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t33/I_luv_Josh08/masterofdisguise.gif

[kdefrisc]

I think it was a pretty good movie, and funny for something which is suppose to be a terrible movie.
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t33/I_luv_Josh08/masterofdisguise.gif
Can't agree with you I'm afraid, I was not remotely entertained

[your a sheep]

Can't agree with you I'm afraid, I was not remotely entertained
Well now to be honest with you your to ugly for this movie.

[kdefrisc]

Well now to be honest with you your to ugly for this movie.
Lol good stuff.

*you're by the way
and *too

[your a sheep]

Lol good stuff.

*you're by the way
and *too
And Im to bad at grammer which is ironic cause I was going to be the only freshmen in my upper class level writing class. When I type online I dont really care I just go for the shortest. Also notice the mistake in my username.

[kdefrisc]

And Im to bad at grammer which is ironic cause I was going to be the only freshmen in my upper class level writing class. When I type online I dont really care I just go for the shortest. Also notice the mistake in my username.
Cool story, bro

[NateFoundGlory]

Fuckin worst movie I've ever seen

It's fucking god awful (as is most of everything Dana Carvey does...), but figured it was relevent.

[kdefrisc]

It's fucking god awful (as is most of everything Dana Carvey does...), but figured it was relevent.

Lol yeah good call. He lost me after Wayne's World

[overdrive91]

have you seen the Jonathan/ "I Like Turtles" shirts online? They are awesome.

They have t-shirts? I want one!

[live.]

Not a single Franklin reference in this entire thread? Fuck you all.

[Sventhegreat]

http://www.family-vacation-getaways-at-los-angeles-theme-parks.com/images/TomorrowlandNemoCrush.gif

[introduction]

What if I was a turtle.

your name is spelt incorrectly. or grammatically incorrect. i'm not sure which one it fits under.

[Deadbolt23]

http://www.anthonypierpont.us/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jackturtle.jpg

[your a sheep]

your name is spelt incorrectly. or grammatically incorrect. i'm not sure which one it fits under.
Grammer

[tottivillarossi]

what's the difference between turtle and tortoise? i always thought they're the same.
Turtles live in the sea.

[your a sheep]

Turtles live in the sea.
Damn I wanna live by a pond.

[deFobbed14yrs]

http://media.insidepulse.com/zones/diehardgamefan/uploads/2009/03/squirtle1.jpg