Licking butthole

[up da punx]

Who's into this?

[Reaver]

that avatar fits you

[argg_xo]

I had a guy myspace message me once asking if I ever had a thumb stuck in my butthole.

[fake empire]

I had a guy myspace message me once asking if I ever had a thumb stuck in my butthole.
So have you?

[argg_xo]

So have you?
Nope, don't like things going near my butthole too much.

[decel241]

i hear this is good for shoulder pain

[HometownHero]

You never go ass to mouth

[caress me down]

:thumbdwn:

[Mibabalou]

this is what i expect from AP pl's

[DanTGD]

A girl asked me too once... I said no. She got pissed off. I still said no. She left.

Don't care what the situation is I am not licking your shit hole.

[your a sheep]

A girl asked me too once... I said no. She got pissed off. I still said no. She left.

Don't care what the situation is I am not licking your shit hole.
Amen.

[fake empire]

A girl asked me too once... I said no. She got pissed off. I still said no. She left.

Don't care what the situation is I am not licking your shit hole.
Pussy

[Debut_Fin]

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/39644247.html

[DanTGD]

Pussy

I'll lick that.

But not asshole.

[dissident]

there's some seriously repressed people around here.

[fake empire]

I'll lick some ass. Any girls down?

[OdeToTheSun]

poopy tongue

[sk8mule89]

You never go ass to mouth

you sometimes go ass to mouth

[kylemathis]

:drew:

[zachff]

Knew a girl in college who loved this shit (excuse the irony). I was absolutely floored and disgusted with her

[dissident]

there's nothing wrong with going south of the border if it's clean

[roughroads]

JoRQEQUi9NM

[sleepyseanzzz]

You never go ass to mouth

those high school kids are into everything these days

[schenksta]

My philosophy is that nothing should go into an asshole, only out of it

[kerropi]

ahhah.
Yuck, who does this?

[Echo Park]

this is gross. I thought i was liberal, i guess not.

[Theseventhson]

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/39644247.html
Wut?

[Shatter_Glass]

I had a guy myspace message me once asking if I ever had a thumb stuck in my butthole.

really that's all he wanted to know? Not what's your sign or 'do you prefer chocolate or vanilla"??

Well, how did you respond?

[Roboman]

I've done it once, after my girlfriend and I came out of the shower. She didn't really care for it, though. Nevertheless, I'd be up for it again. I must say I agree with this man:

there's nothing wrong with going south of the border if it's clean

[warstory]

I enjoy receiving.
I had a boyfriend who loved doing this for me and also enjoyed receiving it. Yes he was straight.
I think I'm going to get flamed for this

[fake empire]

I enjoy receiving.
I had a boyfriend who loved doing this for me and also enjoyed receiving it. Yes he was straight.
I think I'm going to get flamed for this
hawt

[JuneJuly]

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/39644247.html

oh my god... WHAT THE FUCK.

[unnameworthy]

I've never gone ass to mouth. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO6q7EiNPaA)

[argg_xo]

really that's all he wanted to know? Not what's your sign or 'do you prefer chocolate or vanilla"??

Well, how did you respond?
Just your average myspace creeper from another state!

I told him no, I don't take to kindly to things around my butthole, have a nice day.

[Shatter_Glass]

Just your average myspace creeper from another state!

I told him no, I don't take to kindly to things around my butthole, have a nice day.

He sounds like a real catch to me :shrug:

[Max_123]

i'm so confused on what's going on with AP lately, so many weird sexual threads now

[Debut_Fin]

oh my god... WHAT THE FUCK.

I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT

[WSwan]

You people all have the definition of ass-to-mouth wrong, which is a shame. Straight from the lips of Kevin Smith in the commentary on Clerks 2, as to mouth is when you take your dick out of a girl's ass and then put it in her mouth afterward. After it's dirty and shitty. It is in fact not putting your mouth on a girl's asshole.

[argg_xo]

He sounds like a real catch to me :shrug:
Never talked to him after that charming message, or used myspace really.

[phil19]

i dont think i could lick a butthole. what if they dont wipe properly??

[live.]

Nothing says 'I love you' like licking your significant other's anus.

[cates]

I enjoy receiving.
I had a boyfriend who loved doing this for me and also enjoyed receiving it. Yes he was straight.
I think I'm going to get flamed for this

Hot indeed.

[Shatter_Glass]

Never talked to him after that charming message, or used myspace really.

a message like that would be my last straw too, you know unless it was a beautiful Ukrainian woman who needed a green card.

[fake empire]

Fuckin prudes

[Scrawns]

if freshly bleached, and cleaned. AND freshly out of the shower, AND i was drunk. then maybe...

[warstory]

if freshly bleached, and cleaned. AND freshly out of the shower, AND i was drunk. then maybe...
That's what like 30 minutes of preparation?!

[DCD08]

if freshly bleached, and cleaned. AND freshly out of the shower, AND i was drunk. then maybe...

the alcohol would deff have to be there.

and the girl would have to have a super hot ass.

[saysmydoctor]

We get it folks, a very popular stoner flick talks about going ass to mouth. We fucking get it.

[fake empire]

Clerks 2 is a stoner flick?

[fake empire]

That's what like 30 minutes of preparation?!
I wouldn't make you put in so much effort ;-)

[Sventhegreat]

Clerks 2 is a stoner flick?

I'd say so.

[fake empire]

I'd say so.
I wouldn't.

[Sventhegreat]

I wouldn't.

Well I'm glad we got that sorted out. Great movie regardless.

[fake empire]

Well I'm glad we got that sorted out. Great movie regardless.
Haha. No one smokes weed in the movie. Don't see how it could be called a stoner flick. Just sayin'.

[Sventhegreat]

Haha. No one smokes weed in the movie. Don't see how it could be called a stoner flick. Just sayin'.

Well actually they do. A lot of my "stoner" friends reallly love that movie, so that's just how I see it.

[Sventhegreat]

Woaaahhh woahh woah. Totally thought we were talking about a different movie, sorry bro.

[fake empire]

Heh ok

[GaryClear]

If it was a super clean, bleached, pornstar kind of asshole, I'd give it some consideration; but an icky, just-met-you, hook-up butthole? Hellz no.

[aerofan11]

A girl told she had it done to her.
I don't like the idea of it, but if people do enjoy it, then let them.

[AlexEnglish]

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/39644247.html

that was fucking disturbing.

[argg_xo]

a message like that would be my last straw too, you know unless it was a beautiful Ukrainian woman who needed a green card.
That would be an entirely different story, but this was big creepy dude with a beard from Philly.

[mattattack]

lick dat pooopuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[your a sheep]

I don't even want to put a real post on this thread.

[Shane Standlea]

Sure. I've accidentally done it while 69ing with my gf from a few months back.
It was alright. No big deal. She wiped.

:-p

[Reaver]

Sure. I've accidentally done it while 69ing with my gf from a few months back.
It was alright. No big deal. She wiped.

you think about your ex every day and have a gf?

[deFobbed14yrs]

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/39644247.html


i saw that on this site awhile ago. it still freaks me the fuck out

[meekers]

I enjoy receiving.
I had a boyfriend who loved doing this for me and also enjoyed receiving it. Yes he was straight.
I think I'm going to get flamed for this

daaaaang

[Shane Standlea]

you think about your ex every day and have a gf?

Ha, sorry I need to clear that up. Nah this was one that I had this year. Were broken up too. I just don't really think about her in that light. Sorry if it was confusing. Yes, I am single. :P

[Say Nothing]

/Thread ftw

[songydarko]

fucking gross.

[chassmariee]

My boyfriend likes it, soo I let it happen for him. But I think it's repulsive.

[schmalz]

A good ol fashioned RJ

[fake empire]

My boyfriend likes it, soo I let it happen for him. But I think it's repulsive.
feels good??

[Mrs.Sweeny Todd]

who the fuck licks an asshole unless ur like a child preditor

[fake empire]

hahahah

[SophomoricSlump]

I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT

That literally made my insides lurch.

[chassmariee]

feels good??
It's a really weird feeling. I'm not sure yet. Like...I don't know. It's wild.

[ThatColdPart]

Your mom was into it last night.

[Mibabalou]

lol

[GhostFight]

i was once told a perfect 10 is a woman that you would eat mashed potatoes out of her ass.

[dissident]

who the fuck licks an asshole unless ur like a child preditor

thanks for the contribution.

[fake empire]

It's a really weird feeling. I'm not sure yet. Like...I don't know. It's wild.
ooh yea girl tell me more

[Shane Standlea]

thanks for the contribution.

lol. made my day.

[fake empire]

:-p

[Jennurna Gray]

A2M=X

I know someone who likes this, however. I asked her if it was anything like chocolate.

[de1337ed]

A2M=X

I know someone who likes this, however. I asked her if it was anything like chocolate.

Wait, is this one of this situations where you're really "someone" and asked yourself? What'd you say?

[PezMullet]

A girl I had anal sex with started sucking my dick right after I took the condom off. She almost puked and was like: ''Go clean that, it's like if I was sucking a lollipop made of my own shit''

That's what she gets for going ass to mouth. I was laughing so hard.

[Deadbolt23]

So many people in here that don't know what a2m is.

[Jennurna Gray]

Wait, is this one of this situations where you're really "someone" and asked yourself? What'd you say?
Funny, Race.

[Jennurna Gray]

So many people in here that don't know what a2m is.
ass (a) to (2) mouth (m)

[phil19]

ass (a) to (2) mouth (m)

watched some porn today and they did this

[xica_sp4ever]

You people all have the definition of ass-to-mouth wrong, which is a shame. Straight from the lips of Kevin Smith in the commentary on Clerks 2, as to mouth is when you take your dick out of a girl's ass and then put it in her mouth afterward. After it's dirty and shitty. It is in fact not putting your mouth on a girl's asshole.

There's a girl in my school that does this.

[EasySkankin]

Ass to mouth has gotta be worse than licking ass

I'd definitely do it if she was worth it

plus it's like an express route to anal, right?

[Jennurna Gray]

watched some porn today and they did this
:yuk:

[phil19]

:yuk:

it wasnt even her own ass. it came out of another girls butthole

[Jennurna Gray]

it wasnt even her own ass. it came out of another girls butthole
I'm done with this conversation.


How are you, Phillip?

[phil19]

I'm done with this conversation.


How are you, Phillip?

haha

shit. lonely. jealous.

[de1337ed]

Funny, Race.

I'd rather not my name be brought up in the "licking butthole" thread, thanks though.

[aimee<3]

i'm so confused on what's going on with AP lately, so many weird sexual threads now

I know how you feel.

[Jennurna Gray]

haha

shit. lonely. jealous.
Stop being so sad! Cheer the fuck up.

Dude, so I was just wondering: Have you ever seen a kangaroo?
I'd rather not my name be brought up in the "licking butthole" thread, thanks though.
Okay, I'm sorry.

[schaft]

I only came in here to make a Human Centipede reference, only to see it's already been done.

Fuck it.

http://imgur.com/dRjU7.jpg

[argg_xo]

who the fuck licks an asshole unless ur like a child preditor

OHMYGOD. How did I miss this beautiful, rare gem of a post from MST?!

[Smash Adams]

OHMYGOD. How did I miss this beautiful, rare gem of a post from MST?!
you were too busy licking buttholes

[argg_xo]

you were too busy licking buttholes

1. I had a feeling you were going to quote me on this
2. I've never licked a butthole in my entire life and I don't plan on ever licking a butthole

[warstory]

I'm pleased to see this thread is still alive

[White]

The word "butthole" weirds me out more than the thought of licking one.

What the fuck is wrong with me? :-(

[phil19]

Stop being so sad! Cheer the fuck up.

Dude, so I was just wondering: Have you ever seen a kangaroo?

Okay, I'm sorry.

sorry.

yeah for sure. all the time. there used to be a bunch that hung out near my highschool

[zachff]

I met a girl in college who was into tying balloon knots with her boyfriend of a long time. Her argument was that after you've been together for so long you have to do new crazy shit to keep it interesting sexually, and it felt good. I don't know about most people but if a girl wanted me to do that she'd have to spend about 2 hours cleaning that shit out with a fire-hose first and be Megan Fox hot.

[Jennurna Gray]

sorry.

yeah for sure. all the time. there used to be a bunch that hung out near my highschool
I'm on my way over.

No, seriously, I'm on my way.

Edit: And a trip to Australia is nothing without Chelsea.
...
Needed you to be quoted in here

[Jennurna Gray]

I met a girl in college who was into tying balloon knots with her boyfriend of a long time. Her argument was that after you've been together for so long you have to do new crazy shit to keep it interesting sexually, and it felt good. I don't know about most people but if a girl wanted me to do that she'd have to spend about 2 hours cleaning that shit out with a fire-hose first and be Megan Fox hot.
Hmmm?

[argg_xo]

I'm on my way over.

No, seriously, I'm on my way.

Edit: And a trip to Australia is nothing without Chelsea.

Needed you to be quoted in here

Thank you darling!!!! I'm on my way over as well, put the shrimp on the barby Phil!

[zachff]

Hmmm?

Never heard that before?

Balloon Knot (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=balloon+knot)

[Jennurna Gray]

Thank you darling!!!! I'm on my way over as well, put the shrimp on the barby Phil!
Mmmm, shrimp. Don't they call it something else over there? We need to practice our aussie lingo.
Never heard that before?

Balloon Knot (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=balloon+knot)
It's blocked.
Long story short: My mom's ex boyfriend pays for my internet and he thinks I like porn.

What is it?

[zachff]

It's blocked.
Long story short: My mom's ex boyfriend pays for my internet and he thinks I like porn.
What is it?

Is your mom's boyfriend incorrect in that assumption?

Urban Dictionary definition:
balloon knot - a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon

Tying a balloon knot ... you get it

[argg_xo]

Mmmm, shrimp. Don't they call it something else over there? We need to practice our aussie lingo.

It's blocked.
Long story short: My mom's ex boyfriend pays for my internet and he thinks I like porn.

What is it?
Oh shit, I remember Phil calling it something else, but I forgot what it was! Ahhhhh, prawns or something? That reminds me of District 9 which was a gross movie. We'd be lousy Aussies.

[Jennurna Gray]

Is your mom's boyfriend incorrect in that assumption?

Urban Dictionary definition:
balloon knot - a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon

Tying a balloon knot ... you get it
Yeah, incorrect. I prefer real life over internet/television :shrug:

And, yeah, I get it now. Ew.
Oh shit, I remember Phil calling it something else, but I forgot what it was! Ahhhhh, prawns or something? That reminds me of District 9 which was a gross movie. We'd be lousy Aussies.
PRAWNS! Yes, that's it.
And speak for yourself. I'd be an awesome aussie. I'm practicing my accent now.

[Xx sorrow xX]

Eww...

[aerofan11]

"Damn i can smell your dirty balloon knot from across the room."

[zion the lion]

Its easier to get diseases via the anus.

[amo.]

I only came in here to make a Human Centipede reference, only to see it's already been done.

Fuck it.

http://imgur.com/dRjU7.jpg

That fucking movie...

[argg_xo]

Yeah, incorrect. I prefer real life over internet/television :shrugs:

And, yeah, I get it now. Ew.

PRAWNS! Yes, that's it.
And speak for yourself. I'd be an awesome aussie. I'm practicing my accent now.

Ummm, have you ever seen District 9? Just the word "prawns" makes me shudder now, I think that might strike against me being an awesome Aussie.

[Mandee, darling]

I think I'll pass.

[Jennurna Gray]

Ummm, have you ever seen District 9? Just the word "prawns" makes me shudder now, I think that might strike against me being an awesome Aussie.
I haven't, and now that you brougt it up, don't plan on it.

With that in mind, I'd be the best american aussie ever.

[phil19]

I'm on my way over.

No, seriously, I'm on my way.

Edit: And a trip to Australia is nothing without Chelsea.

Needed you to be quoted in here

they're also pretty tasty to eat

[Jennurna Gray]

they're also pretty tasty to eat
Would try.

[James Johnson]

hahaha why are there wannabe Aussies in here now?

[Derka Derka]

Ummm, have you ever seen District 9? Just the word "prawns" makes me shudder now, I think that might strike against me being an awesome Aussie.

District 9 was an awesome movie, don't be hating.

[argg_xo]

District 9 was an awesome movie, don't be hating.

Umm, the movie was good, the Prawns were disgusting!

[phil19]

Would try.

i'd recommend it

[huntercity]

Atf

[Brandon Allin]

Would.

[Ryan Rumsey]

Gooo