Housesitting, Need Suggestions

[Momo32T]

I am currently housesitting for some people I babysat for in high school. I basically have to stay in the house most of the day because they have a dog that needs to be walked and fed, etc. I am making a lot of money but dunno how to keep myself cheery for this week alone. I am here until next Sunday. The good news is that my family doesn’t celebrate Christmas, so no missing out there (were Jewish). Any suggestions on how to not succumb to loneliness?

They said no house parties and basically have their neighbors checking in at all times. I will be studying for the LSAT most of the days but need other things to keep me in a good mood and sane. Any ideas?

[lolwut1337]

porn.

[Momo32T]

porn.

Wouldn’t expect that coming from a girl, but fitting of your username. No internet connection, plus that idea just sketches me out. Any real suggestions?

[lolwut1337]

Wouldn’t expect that coming from a girl, but fitting of your username. No internet connection, plus that idea just sketches me out. Any real suggestions?

hahaha, I was kidding, but yes I do have suggestions. Write a story or draw, also, if they have a dvd player and there's a renting place not too far away, walk there and get new dvds and return them when needed. I did it over one of my holidays and it passed the time effectively.

[KingJohn_654]

walk around naked?

[fishguts182]

just throw a houseparty anyways. you only live once

[zion the lion]

Porn gets boring by the second day. Then you're just left there bored, watching tv, with sore genitals, hoping that they arent secretly watching you, for five more days.

[lolwut1337]

Porn gets boring by the second day. Then you're just left there bored, watching tv, with sore genitals, hoping that they arent secretly watching you, for five more days.

this post made me smile, not in a weird way, in a 'if you said this out loud I would laugh' way.

[Andy Young]

anal.



I don't know how that really applies, I just wanted to be the first one to say it in a thread for once.

[Momo32T]

I could only imagine myself watching Plant Earth all throughout the week. God, this isn’t a good time to quit smoking cigarettes after 5 years. But I have made it my goal, and I am more determined than I ever have been to do it.

[Sventhegreat]

porn.

He's Jewish.

[Sventhegreat]

I didn't know being jewish meant not having a dick

It's something in their water...I don't know.

[steve187]

I didn't know being jewish meant not having a dick
The more you know!

[lolwut1337]

The more you know!

yeah, at least now I have a heads up if I'm ever dating a jew.

[lolwut1337]

It's something in their water...I don't know.

Ohhh, well, now I know that.

[timb89]

hahaha, I was kidding, but yes I do have suggestions. Write a story or draw, also, if they have a dvd player and there's a renting place not too far away, walk there and get new dvds and return them when needed. I did it over one of my holidays and it passed the time effectively.

he is studying for his lsats i don't think that an explanation further than hire a dvd is required.

[lolwut1337]

he is studying for his lsats i don't think that an explanation further than hire a dvd is required.

yeah reading that back I realise how retarded I must have sounded, my mistake.

[Momo32T]

yeah reading that back I realise how retarded I must have sounded, my mistake.

In fairness, I will not be studying all day. I will probably only put in like 4 hours a day. That will leave a lot of time to do others things, like watch DVDs.

[lolwut1337]

In fairness, I will not be studying all day. I will probably only put in like 4 hours a day. That will leave a lot of time to do others things, like watch DVDs.

Fair enough.

[assasiNATE]

throw a party of course

[God damner]

A few recommendations,

Musical instrument practice
Read a book. I recommend the hobbit or anything by philip k dick
Movies/Tv shows. If you got the coin, I recently went through a hard time and something that kept me brain occupied and cheered me up was How I met your mother. Took a gamble on it and bought a season. Loved it. Pick up a couple seasons of that as a recommendation or something you like and theres easily a few nights well spent.

[Loch_Doun]

drink there booze

[argg_xo]

Lady GaGa dance parties.

[atticus18244fss]

attack attack dance parties.
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[argg_xo]

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no thank you!

[atticus18244fss]

no thank you!

somebody obviously doesn't know how to party... :-d

[argg_xo]

somebody obviously doesn't know how to party... :-d
Nope, I guess I don't.

[live.]

Wouldn’t expect that coming from a girl, but fitting of your username. No internet connection, plus that idea just sketches me out. Any real suggestions?

That's why you download it beforehand.

[lovely864md]

Find a ladyfriend. Play house.

[arizonahotrock]

Drink away the boredom.

[tottivillarossi]

Porn gets boring by the second day. Then you're just left there bored, watching tv, with sore genitals, hoping that they arent secretly watching you, for five more days.
Holy shit. Can we get married?

[your a sheep]

Holy shit. Can we get married?
She is taken.

[Auals]

Movies/Tv shows. If you got the coin, I recently went through a hard time and something that kept me brain occupied and cheered me up was How I met your mother. Took a gamble on it and bought a season. Loved it. Pick up a couple seasons of that as a recommendation or something you like and theres easily a few nights well spent.

If it weren't for HIMYM and Scrubs, I would be in a very sad state right now, if you enter my house and HIMYM isn't on, it normally means I'm recording :p

[your a sheep]

If it weren't for HIMYM and Scrubs, I would be in a very sad state right now, if you enter my house and HIMYM isn't on, it normally means I'm recording :p
So then when are you watching scrubs?

[MKEcasey]

So you can't have a house party, that is understandable. But can you invite a friend or two over? Nothing crazy, but just some people to hang with. That might help.

[tottivillarossi]

She is taken.
By me. I know.

[your a sheep]

By me. I know.
I think it is a known fact that me and Zion have been married for the past two years.

[tottivillarossi]

I think it is a known fact that me and Zion have been married for the past two years.
I'll play that annoying guy at her workplace "who just wants to be friends". Worming my in, systematically driving you insane with jealousy, and driving her into my arms for a night. Of course, you two will end up together, just like in a sitcom.

[zion the lion]

Holy shit. Can we get married?

Only secretly in Utah apparently.

She is taken.

You won me with the mochas.

[Auals]

So then when are you watching scrubs?

Scrubs was my old one, before I found out about how I met your mother. It's currently getting a little bit of a re-run.

[warstory]

Invite someone over.
Call someone.
Draw me a picture in paint.

[chassmariee]

Party. Hello.

[your a sheep]

Scrubs was my old one, before I found out about how I met your mother. It's currently getting a little bit of a re-run.
How I meet your money is really only funny when something is about barney.