Anyone else have friends that

[superBMRuth]

constantly cockblock you. Intentionally or not.

[SonEric84]

http://www.bumperactive.com/images/catalog/thumbs/1326-72.jpg

[Esrb99]

hell yes.

[jay_klinkhammer]

yes.

[meroki22]

Every god damn day.

[GueroCanelo]

Your friends need to learn something about bro-hood

[re7ard1337]

if so, they would no longer be my friends.

[muttley]

Ditch friends. Get pussy.

[Derka Derka]

My friends did it all the time to me at parties in college

[Deadbolt23]

ofc.

[LoginBanned]

Ditch friends. Get pussy.

You are wise beyond your 18 years.

I have a friend who sits back and lets me start the conversation and then he swoops in and blows it. Not because he's more funny and charming, just because he acts like such a doofus that he ruins the fun for everyone.

[kbi the crowing]

unfortunately, yes
it sucks cuz it will be me him and my girl in my room/her room and I don't want to be a dick and ask him to leave just so we can get down, but he doesn't take any hints that we'd like him to leave either. the trials you have to endure for being young and constantly horny...

[ace1112]

Ditch friends. Get pussy.

umm freinds stay the same pussy gets dry and wrinkly as the years go by

[schmalz]

yes. I gave a girl a key to my hotel room. For some damn reason he took it from her and said that I was supposed to let him crash with me. I have yet to forgive him.

[overdrive91]

Doesn't happen that often but has happen a few times. This fucker kept doing it, like everytime i went out, so I scored with his girl friend instead. Eye for an eye.

[argg_xo]

It's always the ugly friends that do this.

[war_Bhavini]

oh
Yes.

[Shatter_Glass]

guide the cock, don't block it.

[Illadelphia]

Yeah, he thinks he makes funny jokes, but all he does is create extremely awkward situations.

[roughroads]

Sounds to me like your friends need to read...
http://saberyganyan.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/brocode.jpg
... it changed my life, true story

[heroesofthepast]

last year i walked around my friends house drunk yelling that i was going to prevent people from being cockblockers, and by doing so was being a cockblock. i think i win

[4N6 science]

I've been cockblocked by so many friends. It sucks sometimes but as long as it doesn't happen too often/intentionally then i'll let it slide.

[mattattack]

its definitely happened to me.... annoying

[Car Crash Dream]

i'd like to think this is why i'm still a virgin, but it is probably because i'm a prick.

[your a sheep]

My roommate hates it when I get girls he always trys to take them away from me, then they are like your roommate is a dick so they leave me, at least we still got each other at night.

[Waldorf]

no friends = no cockblock