EASYCORE will be the dominant subgenre of 2K10

[StuffUWillHate]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8TJYl4uc3lQ/Syz_1NMCimI/AAAAAAAAB18/Uqx6Nc2g6Ts/s400/new_found_glory_easycore.jpg

I was thinking about how to sculpt my personal brand for 2K10, and I decided that easycore will be my fave kind of music for the new year because it is the subgenre that best captures what is in the hearts of teens who like 2 mosh. Since you all "have your finger on the pulse of youth culture" I am asking for ur help in finding the best new easycore bands so I can position myself as an expert on this important new youth movement/subgenre.

What do u think of easycore?? What are your fave bands in this subgenre? Can u still mosh to major key songs? Do u have to mosh 4 Christ to be easycore???

Read more:
http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/2009/12/easycore-will-be-dominant-subgenre-of.html

[therookielot]

wat

[kbi the crowing]

:-|

wat

is that a microkorg XL in your avatar?

[chassmariee]

Genres make me want to die.

[Bi11 Lumburgh]

who the fuck cares what genres will be cool and what genres you can mosh too, listen to bands you like and who gives a fuck what genre it is

[jeremypeele]

I will not fucking give you an answer because instead of typing "you", you typed "u", and instead of typing "your", you typed "ur", and instead of typing "favorite", you typed "fave"


Arghasflajdflasjngldf;d

Pet Peeve.

[bluecrunchy]

que?

[Oddpac87]

Genres make me want to die.
Couldn't have said it better.

[StuffUWillHate]

sarcasm

[hiya]

I really hate that NFG created that stupid word and that I always hear kids going around saying it. your blog is prretty funny though.

[OldJersey]

I mosh only 4 christ.

[Whimsikill]

Haha the full blog is hilarious.

[StuffUWillHate]

I really hate that NFG created that stupid word and that I always hear kids going around saying it. your blog is prretty funny though.
Thanks dude, glad you get it

[StuffUWillHate]

I will not fucking give you an answer because instead of typing "you", you typed "u", and instead of typing "your", you typed "ur", and instead of typing "favorite", you typed "fave"


Arghasflajdflasjngldf;d

Pet Peeve.
ur sarcasm detector is broken

[abcdefghijake]

ur sarcasm detector is broken

Can you come over here so I can slap the shit out of you?

[Burn That Shit]

What do u think of easycore??I think it's fucking awful. and easycore isn't a genre.
What are your fave bands in this subgenre?easycore isn't a genre. if you want to talk about bro-mosh pop punk bands like four year strong and set your goals, then I don't have any favorites and I think they're all fucking awful.
Can u still mosh to major key songs?Do u have to mosh 4 Christ to be easycore??? you can do whatever the fuck you want to, i still think this shit is awful.

[StuffUWillHate]

I mosh only 4 christ.
praise christ, u will have a place waiting for you in heaven next to MXPX's merch guy

[caveBEAR]

praise christ, u will have a place waiting for you in heaven next to MXPX's merch guy

I don't get this whole 'stuff u will hate' thing/blog. Is it supposed to be funny/satire? Kinda like Lil' Wayne's Rebirth was supposed to be interesting/good?

[eriatarka24]

this thread.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress. com/2008/02/funny-pictures-kitten-shoe-loled.jpg

[StuffUWillHate]

I don't get this whole 'stuff u will hate' thing/blog. Is it supposed to be funny/satire? Kinda like Lil' Wayne's Rebirth was supposed to be interesting/good?
Yes. it is supposed to be funny. I make fun of stuff I like.

[sleepyseanzzz]

listen to the wonder years.

[pleasedontpanic]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8TJYl4uc3lQ/Syz_1NMCimI/AAAAAAAAB18/Uqx6Nc2g6Ts/s400/new_found_glory_easycore.jpg

I was thinking about how to sculpt my personal brand for 2K10, and I decided that easycore will be my fave kind of music for the new year because it is the subgenre that best captures what is in the hearts of teens who like 2 mosh. Since you all "have your finger on the pulse of youth culture" I am asking for ur help in finding the best new easycore bands so I can position myself as an expert on this important new youth movement/subgenre.

What do u think of easycore?? What are your fave bands in this subgenre? Can u still mosh to major key songs? Do u have to mosh 4 Christ to be easycore???

Read more:
http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/2009/12/easycore-will-be-dominant-subgenre-of.html

This was pretty classic bro. Great post.

[Chrisj182]

I actually like some of the bands you mentioned (FYS and SYG) but Fight Fair are shocking, and i've never heard the term" Easycore" until this post

[SickOfStars]

this thread.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress. com/2008/02/funny-pictures-kitten-shoe-loled.jpg

this

[StuffUWillHate]

This was pretty classic bro. Great post.
Thanks dude! I legitimately like "easycore" a lot but it's pretty funny at the same time, you know?

[briewer]

Were you trying to rip off the guy from hipster runoff, or could you just not help it?

[doppelganger]

stupid

[Bazy0]

funny stuff

[StuffUWillHate]

Were you trying to rip off the guy from hipster runoff, or could you just not help it?
Yes! I think it's pretty funny to blatantly rip off HRO- I even have a tag "posts in the style of hipster runoff." It's sort of like if a band steals a Slayer riff, then when you ask them "Hey, isn't that the riff from Necrophobic?!" they just shrug and say "Yeah it just sounded good for the song you know??"

[briewer]

Yes! I think it's pretty funny to blatantly rip off HRO- I even have a tag "posts in the style of hipster runoff." It's sort of like if a band steals a Slayer riff, then when you ask them "Hey, isn't that the riff from Necrophobic?!" they just shrug and say "Yeah it just sounded good for the song you know??"
Haha okay.

[jay_klinkhammer]

hilarious

[gusta0117]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8TJYl4uc3lQ/Syz_1NMCimI/AAAAAAAAB18/Uqx6Nc2g6Ts/s400/new_found_glory_easycore.jpg

I was thinking about how to sculpt my personal brand for 2K10, and I decided that easycore will be my fave kind of music for the new year because it is the subgenre that best captures what is in the hearts of teens who like 2 mosh. Since you all "have your finger on the pulse of youth culture" I am asking for ur help in finding the best new easycore bands so I can position myself as an expert on this important new youth movement/subgenre.

What do u think of easycore?? What are your fave bands in this subgenre? Can u still mosh to major key songs? Do u have to mosh 4 Christ to be easycore???

Read more:
http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/2009/12/easycore-will-be-dominant-subgenre-of.html


They made up Coral Springs Easycore back in what? 2000-2001? And you are making this joke now? I don't get it.

[atarirockstar]

Funny post. I was shocked how I fit in to most of those stereotypes too.

[Neo Cassady]

Wikipedia doesn't have an article for "easycore", therefore it doesn't exist.

[untitled2112]

read the dudes full blog, its funny. i sent it to some of my band friends. the shit about staying positive, haha.

[guitarpickheart]

I can honestly say I've never heard of "easycore" before, and I also dislike it greatly.

[x1onexwo1fx]

I will not fucking give you an answer because instead of typing "you", you typed "u", and instead of typing "your", you typed "ur", and instead of typing "favorite", you typed "fave"


Arghasflajdflasjngldf;d

Pet Peeve.

i like you.

Can you come over here so I can slap the shit out of you?

ooh! can i watch?

Wikipedia doesn't have an article for "easycore", therefore it doesn't exist.

nice.

[YoTengoRabbi]

I have heard much worse descriptions in the invent-a-genre game...

Deathcore?

Give me a break.

The only fake genre I like is porno-grind.

[willybot]

I think it's fucking awful. and easycore isn't a genre.
easycore isn't a genre. if you want to talk about bro-mosh pop punk bands like four year strong and set your goals, then I don't have any favorites and I think they're all fucking awful.
you can do whatever the fuck you want to, i still think this shit is awful.


haha loser
easycore is jus a term get over and accept it
people got over "emo" quick enough

but to go so far and call easycore, "bro-mosh pop punk" is kinda sad

[StuffUWillHate]

I have heard much worse descriptions in the invent-a-genre game...

Deathcore?

Give me a break.

The only fake genre I like is porno-grind.
Bro pornogrind is legit as fuck. Here's a thing I wrote about pornogrind about a year ago but I've been listening to it for like 15+ years:
http://www.themetalinquisition.com/2008/10/brief-survey-of-pornogrind.html

GUT SOUNDSYSTEM!

[love_american_style]

I mosh only 4 christ.

yeah. I palm mute for Jesus.

[loj]

:clap:

[Griff]

At first i wanted to destroy you, then i read the whole blog, and lol'd. Well done

[saosinsg]

wow this shit couldnt be more spot on....the funny thing about most of these "easy core" bands is that some of them havent even heard of lifetime... all they know is four year strong and set your goals and a day to remember...its truly a shame

[Burn That Shit]

haha loser
easycore is jus a term get over and accept it
people got over "emo" quick enough

but to go so far and call easycore, "bro-mosh pop punk" is kinda sad

it's not, it's some shit someone made up. good luck finding "easycore" in a dictionary. what you and i consider emo are going to be drastically different, because you're an idiot and like "easycore", so i'm not even going to go into that argument.

[Carolina.Alex]

at first, this thread made me mad. then i read the full blog.

i am a changed man.

[frasercoker]

I have heard much worse descriptions in the invent-a-genre game...

Deathcore?

Give me a break.

The only fake genre I like is porno-grind.

Deathcore actually works to some extent, through the combination of the Metalcore/Deathmetal genres. However this easycore idea is just stupid. NFG are NFG. End of story. And moshing for christ? Why bother... haha.

[percussionguita]

I saw 2 Alabamian bands in the V/A Popcore breakdowns that go hard video, and I noticed that most of Fight Fair's breakdowns were just played in open position in drop D.

[Mibabalou]

oh i get it

it's a joke

[StuffUWillHate]

at first, this thread made me mad. then i read the full blog.

i am a changed man.
This makes me happy, thanks! :)

[NEWFOUNDMATT]

I hate fight fair

[Fish Man Alex]

I'm sorry, but whoever calls "easycore", "easycore", is very uneducated in my book =/ it just sounds immature

[Fish Man Alex]

wow this shit couldnt be more spot on....the funny thing about most of these "easy core" bands is that some of them havent even heard of lifetime... all they know is four year strong and set your goals and a day to remember...its truly a shame

This. Though I actually do like most of those bands. People should realize that hardcore doesn't need to have a breakdown or an "OH!" to be hardcore.

[StuffUWillHate]

Everybody knows the REAL definition of hardcore is whether your band uses varsity fonts or not!

[willybot]

it's not, it's some shit someone made up. good luck finding "easycore" in a dictionary. what you and i consider emo are going to be drastically different, because you're an idiot and like "easycore", so i'm not even going to go into that argument.

well good luk finding bro-mosh in the dictionary douche.
all these "Scene" words had to originate from somewhere
im sure at one point punk was some stupid made up word

wot a cock

[StuffUWillHate]

well good luk finding bro-mosh in the dictionary douche.
all these "Scene" words had to originate from somewhere
im sure at one point punk was some stupid made up word

wot a cock
LOLOLOL A+++, crush the haters!

[Mosh]

i seldom like the term "easycore" but if we're gonna call it that, then i like easycore a LOT.

[StuffUWillHate]

i seldom like the term "easycore" but if we're gonna call it that, then i like easycore a LOT.
My thoughts exactly. In fact, this is the perfect way to sum up my blog post haha.

[Burn That Shit]

well good luk finding bro-mosh in the dictionary douche.
all these "Scene" words had to originate from somewhere
im sure at one point punk was some stupid made up word

wot a cock

i never said bro-mosh was a word, god damn you're retarded. you kids do know that you don't have to hit enter after every sentence right? punk used to be an insult that people took and turned into their own culture, so no it wasn't a "stupid made up word". go read a fucking book.