So i'm dating this girl

[DaveFeelsRight]

Who says her uncle is Ozzie Guillen


hmmmmmmmmmm


i smell bullshit

[bigmike]

Who says her uncle is Ozzie Guillen


hmmmmmmmmmm


i smell bullshit
i'm in michigan, and i smell the bullshit over here.

she better be good in the sack or really related to ozzie. otherwise drop her.

[xearlynovemberx]

n00dz? (of ozzie of course)

[Broken Parachute]

Is she black or spanish? If she looks even remotely like Conan O'Brien she's lying hardcore.

[xearlynovemberx]

Is she black or spanish? If she looks even remotely like Conan O'Brien she's lying hardcore.

hahhah

[xbrokendownx]

Is she black or spanish? If she looks even remotely like Conan O'Brien she's lying hardcore.





hahahaha that was awesome

[Broken Parachute]

I only tell the truth. :thumbsup:

[bigmike]

I only tell the truth. :thumbsup:
that was pretty good, john.

[Broken Parachute]

that was pretty good, john.
I thought it was too. :appl: at me

[bigmike]

I thought it was too. :appl: at me
yeah, generally it's :laughat: at you.

[DaveFeelsRight]

Shes spanish and has a nice rack so i'm staying with it.

[jusscali]

Shes spanish and has a nice rack so i'm staying with it.
as you should son..

noodz please

[LeftWideOpen]

i smell bullshit too, but i live down the street from the boston harbor so it's probably just that.

[preppyak]

Shes spanish and has a nice rack so i'm staying with it.
see if you can get White Sox tickets out of it

i smell bullshit too, but i live down the street from the boston harbor so it's probably just that.
Yeah...I'm in amish country, so that's my excuse

[Broken Parachute]

I smell bullshit..

but I live on Staten Island. We own the United States' largest landfill, so I there's my excuse.

[DaveFeelsRight]

see if you can get White Sox tickets out of itOf course

[bigmike]

Of course
see if you can get ozzie to get the white sox to start sucking while we're on a hot streak so we can pull away. jesus.

[xbrokendownx]

ask her what her native countries' thoughts on gays are...that should solve everything

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

ask her if shes ever kissed her uncle on the lips, that seems to be something hed be into.

[DaveFeelsRight]

see if you can get ozzie to get the white sox to start sucking while we're on a hot streak so we can pull away. jesus.lol i think not.

[Caleb Cattivera]

make her prove it.

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

yes! with DNA and a family tree.

[DaveFeelsRight]

hahahaha

[Caleb Cattivera]

yes! with DNA and a family tree.

ok smart ass.

i meant with like a family picture or something, if it's her uncle she's bound to have pictures with him as a kid.

[Broken Parachute]

If she has any pics of family parties with Ozzie, he's probably throwing a chair at his grandma or kicking over a table of food or calling his second cousin a homo.

[xearlynovemberx]

If she has any pics of family parties with Ozzie, he's probably throwing a chair at his grandma or kicking over a table of food or calling his second cousin a homo.

or yelling at his nephew for not retaliating(sp)

[Broken Parachute]

or yelling at his nephew for not retaliating(sp)
Probably. Ozzie is good like that.

[xearlynovemberx]

Probably. Ozzie is good like that.

could you imagine if ozzie was the mets manager?

[Broken Parachute]

could you imagine if ozzie was the mets manager?
It would fit the criteria: Crazy and willing to do whatever to win, latino, and more importantly..latino.

[bigmike]

yes! with DNA and a family tree.
i've seriously LOL'd at the last like 4 or 5 things you've posted.

[justinevans]

First off, put in her ass if she is lying.

Secondly, pictures?

Thirdly, I graduated with the grandson of Tom Benson and one of the owners of the Red Wings.

And for people around the country who may have heard of Rick Case car dealerships. I hooked up with his daughter. She is quite the whore.

[preppyak]

And for people around the country who may have heard of Rick Case car dealerships. I hooked up with his daughter. She is quite the whore.
Rich men's daughters tend to be that way...a combination of being spoiled and wanting attention from any guy, regardless of what it takes.

[justinevans]

Rich men's daughters tend to be that way...a combination of being spoiled and wanting attention from any guy, regardless of what it takes.

No, she was just a guy in a girl's body.

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

so youre gay, thats cool

[justinevans]

so youre gay, thats cool

no-she just thinks about sex all the time.

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

sn?

[justinevans]

sn?

ha, she's on my myspace. Raquel. Daddy bought her a $320,000 boat for graduation

[bigmike]

ha, she's on my myspace. Raquel. Daddy bought her a $320,000 boat for graduation
You mean that's not normal?

[justinevans]

You mean that's not normal?

haha

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

link2myspace

[justinevans]

link2myspace

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=46330570

[Broken Parachute]

Yeah she looks like a good fuck.

[preppyak]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=46330570
Nice, she's already laying down on the bed...

oh, and graduation presents are nice
http://myspace-349.vo.llnwd.net/00758/94/35/758375349_l.jpg

[justinevans]

Yeah she looks like a good fuck.

Didn't fuck her, too drunk. I know, I know.

[justinevans]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=36346611 Benson's grandson, but it is step-grandson, so not by blood so I think he gets screwed. However, he is a trust fund baby.