So yesterday, I finally had sex with my student.

[Waldorf]

Hello everyone, I am a 70 year old female science teacher. I go by the pseudonym 'Mrs. K' even though my real name is Mrs. Robinson. My student is 40 years younger than I am and he thinks that I just got out of college but I didn't - I never went to college, but Jenny Craig taught me how to look young again! Anyway, my student has been taking the subway to my place for a while and he was a horny little prick who had no interest in learning and only wanted my vagina. He threatened to kill my family if I didn't have sex with him, so I agreed to sex, but only after he graduated. After he graduated, he came to my apartment and would not leave until i fucked him. He was on my bed and he wanted to do me, as I said before. I couldnt believe it; this boy's behaviour was absolutely reprehensible. Before he climbed on though, the brat decided to bore me by talking about some shitty band he's in. So I told him to send me an mp3 of his music or something... I just wanted him to leave. So he gave her the url but I can't even remember it. I told him I liked all these crappy pop punk bands that he was always talking about, hoping this would make him happy enough with me to leave. I also told him I would tell my friends and email him at his lame email address. I said these things because obviously this man is a deranged psychopath, so I needed to keep him pleased and peaceable. So after he got tired of talking about shitty music, he climbed on top of me and started doing something with my boobs, but I didn't really understand what it was. Then he got his really tiny you-know-what out and, well, you know. It was pretty weak and horrible but I told him he was the best I ever had like Drake so that he would appreciate the clever popular song reference and leave. But I mean this was the worst sex I have ever had in my life. This man was no Frank Sinatra, I will tell you that. Anyway, I told him I would call, he left, and then I never called him. I've never met a creepier individual in my whole entire life.






What's up, PL?

[ThatColdPart]

Welcome back.

[bronxville]

I feel like Nirvana felt when Weird Al covered Smells Like Teen Spirit.

[Esrb99]

hmm...

[mogley]

Too long; didn't read.

[spiffa0]

Obviously fake

[argg_xo]

Fuuucccckkkkk

ps- Hi Wally!

[Formatfun]

You forgot to advertise for a band. That was the whole point.

[x1onexwo1fx]

You forgot to advertise for a band. That was the whole point.

this thread didn't deliver because of this fact.

[bronxville]

Thread didn't deliver because it wasn't funny, witty, or intelligent.

[jeremypeele]

Obviously fake
He's very much real.

[JuneJuly]

You forgot to advertise for a band. That was the whole point.

this thread didn't deliver because of this fact.

these.

[Waldorf]

oh by the way guys you should check out my band

zjRofdcmiQU

this is us playing at our school talent show

it was br00tal

[SincerelyMe]

http://i36.tinypic.com/dptzyg.jpg

[argg_xo]

Because of Waldorf I was able to correctly named all the Muppet characters for my 3 year old neice, she thinks I'm cooler than Spongebob now.

[Waldorf]

Evidently, I'm good for something.

[argg_xo]

She was also impressed that I knew Statler's name, but then again she's only 3.

[Waldorf]

Generally, anybody younger than 60 is pretty impressed with people who know this stuff, because just about everybody under 65 grew up with the Muppets in some capacity but never took the time to learn the names.

[kbi the crowing]

Too long; didn't read.

avatar win

[jjjkman]

oh by the way guys you should check out my band zjRofdcmiQU

this is us playing at our school talent show

it was br00tal


Your band is named after a Yu-Gi-Oh card?

[makeshiftmind]

UD5qJIvNoLE

[Waldorf]

Your band is named after a Yu-Gi-Oh card?
if that was actually my band, my band would be named after a yu-gi-oh card, yes.

[MattADALIE]

Some more bullshit for me not to enjoy reading...

[Waldorf]

Some more bullshit for me not to enjoy reading...
how do you know its bullshit if you didn't read it

[Derka Derka]

UD5qJIvNoLE

I fucking love this video

[lolwut1337]

Because of Waldorf I was able to correctly named all the Muppet characters for my 3 year old neice, she thinks I'm cooler than Spongebob now.

Patrick was always the one for me <3 But I guess you're cool too.

[lolwut1337]

UD5qJIvNoLE

D: where is his chin?!

[argg_xo]

Patrick was always the one for me <3 But I guess you're cool too.
haha thanks! She usually forgets Patrick's name so I guess she doesnt care too much for him.

[lolwut1337]

haha thanks! She usually forgets Patrick's name so I guess she doesnt care too much for him.

D: poor Patrick. I can understand how she could though. He's a starfish. They don't even have brains, sponges are more interactive.

[argg_xo]

D: poor Patrick. I can understand how she could though. He's a starfish. They don't even have brains, sponges are more interactive.
The funny thing is that my sister, her mother, is engaged to a guy named Patrick and my neice just calls him "Guy" Looks like she's got something against the name :shrug:

[lolwut1337]

The funny thing is that my sister, her mother, is engaged to a guy named Patrick and my neice just calls him "Guy" Looks like she's got something against the name :shrug:

Patrick Stump would be sad. That's pretty funny though, he must feel pretty special haha.

[argg_xo]

Patrick Stump would be sad. That's pretty funny though, he must feel pretty special haha.
Stump is my fave Patrick. Everyone in the family calls him Guy now, even my grandma.

[lolwut1337]

Stump is my fave Patrick. Everyone in the family calls him Guy now, even my grandma.

hahahaha. Yeah, he is the best kind of Patrick. He's gotten really thin recently though :( He must be missing Pete Wentz.

[roughroads]

I'm laughing pretty hard at all the people who joined ap.net during Waldorf's absence who are not getting the joke or reference being made about shitty self promoting bands

Welcome home Waldorf :-)

[argg_xo]

hahahaha. Yeah, he is the best kind of Patrick. He's gotten really thin recently though :( He must be missing Pete Wentz.
really? i havent seen any recent pics of him, maybe he's stressed out.

[lolwut1337]

really? i havent seen any recent pics of him, maybe he's stressed out.

Yeah it was in his video for selling his guitar for the mend a heart foundation thing, he wasn't wearing a hat either. Perhaps he's just making subtle appearance changes to fool people.

[lolwut1337]

I'm laughing pretty hard at all the people who joined ap.net during Waldorf's absence who are not getting the joke or reference being made about shitty self promoting bands

Welcome home Waldorf :-)

I wouldn't have understood if I didn't see him post it in another thread as well.

[argg_xo]

Yeah it was in his video for selling his guitar for the mend a heart foundation thing, he wasn't wearing a hat either. Perhaps he's just making subtle appearance changes to fool people.
holy shit, i just checked it out on youtube and he looks too skinny! i miss plump patrick. i'm glad he's still compassionate enough to do stuff like that for jordans mom.

[lolwut1337]

holy shit, i just checked it out on youtube and he looks too skinny! i miss plump patrick. i'm glad he's still compassionate enough to do stuff like that for jordans mom.

yeah, I've always actually thought he was a cool guy. I suppose if he's losing weight to be more healthy then that's good but if he's just stressed then this saddens me :(

[argg_xo]

yeah, I've always actually thought he was a cool guy. I suppose if he's losing weight to be more healthy then that's good but if he's just stressed then this saddens me :(
i met him once and he told me he liked my argyle sweater. i wonder how much weight he's lost, he looks like he lost 3 people!

[lolwut1337]

i met him once and he told me he liked my argyle sweater. i wonder how much weight he's lost, he looks like he lost 3 people!

yeah, he hasn't been that skinny since like. TTTYG days. I am jealous, one of my goals is to meet Fall Out Boy and get them to sign my keyhole journal.

[argg_xo]

yeah, he hasn't been that skinny since like. TTTYG days. I am jealous, one of my goals is to meet Fall Out Boy and get them to sign my keyhole journal.
i can't stop watching that video and just staring at how skinny he is.

[lolwut1337]

i can't stop watching that video and just staring at how skinny he is.

AND THE LACK OF HAT

[RX XR]

lame

[raychull]

:hitself:

[argg_xo]

AND THE LACK OF HAT
that too!

[Mandee, darling]

oh, why welcome back, waldorf. :)

[your a sheep]

I give him another week.

[MattADALIE]

how do you know its bullshit if you didn't read it

I read the first couple sentences and it threw me off. A 70-year old teacher with a student forty years younger? It's unusual, but, not so scandalous, for a senior-citizen to be getting it on with a thirty-year old.

[new_arbiter]

I feel like Nirvana felt when Weird Al covered Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Honored?

[TSTLSOOM]

Generally, anybody younger than 60 is pretty impressed with people who know this stuff, because just about everybody under 65 grew up with the Muppets in some capacity but never took the time to learn the names.
now waldorf what band member are you?

[bronxville]

Honored?

Ar first yes. To have Waldorf parody my thread seemed like an achievement.
Unfortunately, this was short lived. This whole thread is an utter disappointment. I expected so much better.
I don't need to read another 10 pages of:

argg_xo: waldorf you like muppets and your hawt

waldorf: let us dance to lady gaga

argg_xo: you are crazzzzyyyy

waldorf: you know it girl

Pick up your game or get out. I guess if you want quality threads, you have to make them yourself.

[argg_xo]

Ar first yes. To have Waldorf parody my thread seemed like an achievement.
Unfortunately, this was short lived. This whole thread is an utter disappointment. I expected so much better.
I don't need to read another 10 pages of:

argg_xo: waldorf you like muppets and your hawt

waldorf: let us dance to lady gaga

argg_xo: you are crazzzzyyyy

waldorf: you know it girl

Pick up your game or get out. I guess if you want quality threads, you have to make them yourself.
you are crazzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[new_arbiter]

Ar first yes. To have Waldorf parody my thread seemed like an achievement.
Unfortunately, this was short lived. This whole thread is an utter disappointment. I expected so much better.
I don't need to read another 10 pages of:

argg_xo: waldorf you like muppets and your hawt

waldorf: let us dance to lady gaga

argg_xo: you are crazzzzyyyy

waldorf: you know it girl

Pick up your game or get out. I guess if you want quality threads, you have to make them yourself.

So you've become disillusioned with the fans and success that your original thread brought you. Careful now, you'll end up more like Nirvana than you might've hoped.

[spitzfire321]

wow... amazing... i think...

[Waldorf]

I'm laughing pretty hard at all the people who joined ap.net during Waldorf's absence who are not getting the joke or reference being made about shitty self promoting bands

Welcome home Waldorf :-)
lol ur name is rough roads

seriously though, thanks man. it's pretty good to be back.
:hitself:
you know you love me
wow... amazing... i think...
*gerard way quote about being polarizing*
So you've become disillusioned with the fans and success that your original thread brought you. Careful now, you'll end up more like Nirvana that you might've hoped.
:appl:
Ar first yes. To have Waldorf parody my thread seemed like an achievement.
Unfortunately, this was short lived. This whole thread is an utter disappointment. I expected so much better.
I don't need to read another 10 pages of:

argg_xo: waldorf you like muppets and your hawt

waldorf: let us dance to lady gaga

argg_xo: you are crazzzzyyyy

waldorf: you know it girl

Pick up your game or get out. I guess if you want quality threads, you have to make them yourself.
this is so frighteningly accurate
now waldorf what band member are you?
syd barrett

[rawspinner]

He's very much real.

I imagined Patrick Stump saying this with that serious face, then I almost burst out laughing.

oh by the way guys you should check out my band

zjRofdcmiQU

this is us playing at our school talent show

it was br00tal

Your band is named after a Yu-Gi-Oh card?

if that was actually my band, my band would be named after a yu-gi-oh card, yes.

Dude, they are obviously named after the Egyptian god.

Waldorf what got you banned anyway?

[Waldorf]

I imagined Patrick Stump saying this with that serious face, then I almost burst out laughing.







Dude, they are obviously named after the Egyptian god.

Waldorf what got you banned anyway?
'insulting' joe. can't remember what it was really about

i couldn't tell you what got me unbanned, though. i have so many infractions i can't even see the ones that expire anymore.

[lolwut1337]

that too!

It's madness, I tell you. (but I am excited for his solo album, if he records one :P)

[LoginBanned]

Because of Waldorf I was able to correctly named all the Muppet characters for my 3 year old neice, she thinks I'm cooler than Spongebob now.

Kids are no longer into the spongebob, they're all about the Wonderpets.

[Urglegrew]

Kids are no longer into the spongebob, they're all about the Wonderpets.
Kids these days... the cartoons just get worse, next it's
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.greendaily.com/media/2009/01/kids-recycling-zone.jpg

[Jennurna Gray]

Obviously fake
lol@this.
You've got a lot to learn, Mr. 25 posts.

[spiffa0]

lol@this.
You've got a lot to learn, Mr. 25 posts.


Having 25 posts doesn't mean anything. It just means I chose not to join or comment on anything. I've been reading for years.

[Jennurna Gray]

Having 25 posts doesn't mean anything. It just means I chose not to join or comment on anything. I've been reading for years.
I didn't even have to look at your profile. The fact that you think Waldorf is a fake proves you're lying.

That or you're an idiot.

Edit:
Join Date:
05/26/09


Yes?

[spiffa0]

I didn't even have to look at your profile. The fact that you think Waldorf is a fake proves you're lying.

That or you're an idiot.

Edit:

Yes?

If you would have actually read what I said then you'd understand that though I joined a few months ago I've been reading this site for years. Though to be honest I rarely come into the forums but the absurdity of the post title on the main AP page caught my eye.

[Jennurna Gray]

If you would have actually read what I said then you'd understand that though I joined a few months ago I've been reading this site for years. Though to be honest I rarely come into the forums but the absurdity of the post title on the main AP page caught my eye.
Yeah, I got that after I posted. My apologies.
Just curious, why would you just lurk AP for 'years' without any intention of joining? Reading blogs? Haha