T.S.S. (This Shit Sucks)

[everyonesfault]

I'm trying not to dwell on this, but it's been digging at me for the past few days. I had a thing with the sexiest girl at my school for a little while, almost fucked her sunday night until her friend walked in on us and threw the whole night off, hung out and hooked up again monday night, and then on tuesday night she attempted to hook up with my best friend right in front of me. Being The Fucking Man, he threw her off of him (quite a commendable feat considering how goddamn gorgeous she is) and told her to fuck off. At the time, I was absolutely hammered and went on a belligerent emotional rampage, making a total ass of myself. Then last night, I saw her at a party and she tried to hook up with both of us again. Shit is absurd, but it blows because she is fucking gorgeous and is actually really awesome when she isn't intoxicated/trying to play games. However, I feel like 75% of my interaction with her takes place while she's in one of those states. And now I get a text this morning asking me what I'm doing tonight and if I'm okay..should I shut shit off with the woman or continue to try to lay the pipe until I succeed? I'm not trying to deal with unnecessary drama during my senior year of my school, but I also would love to experience the hottest girl in the Northern VA area for myself.

[SincerelyMe]

Don't waste your time.

[sk8mule89]

Don't waste your time.

this.

[COREhorizon]

Just have a one-night stand

[fake empire]

fuck her before you get out

[argg_xo]

So she only makes a move while drunk? Sounds like a classy lady.

[Kozzy333]

Try if you want to. Don't try if you don't want to. Simple as that.

[.invisible ink.]

it's amazing how we are so programmed by the need to procreate/breed with the "best" genes that we will ignore all common sense which tells us not to bother with people who are morons. She might be pretty but she sounds like she's a mess. Why do you think that fucking her would be so much better than fucking someone who isn't the "hottest girl in Northern VA" but is actually not a whore and really likes you? It sounds like half of Northern VA has probably already fucked her so it's not like you're going where no one has been before or anything epic. You're just going to be another guy who sticks it in her, big fucking deal.

Tell your hormones to calm the fuck down and go meet someone actually worthy of fucking.

[Carolina.Alex]

Pics or it didnt happen.

[baseballfreak19]

look man, im a senior too and before this year i came up with a philosophy for myself: have fun, get with chicks, and dont get in a relationship. if you're having fun getting with this girl, then keep doing what you're doing. just don't get attatched. just my 2 cents.

[spunkmastaflex]

this girl seems like more trouble than she is worth. ditch her, or at least try to just move into the more friendish zone and when she calms down a little, jump back in the wagon

[kbi the crowing]

I'm trying not to dwell on this, but it's been digging at me for the past few days. I had a thing with the sexiest girl at my school for a little while, almost fucked her sunday night until her friend walked in on us and threw the whole night off, hung out and hooked up again monday night, and then on tuesday night she attempted to hook up with my best friend right in front of me. Being The Fucking Man, he threw her off of him (quite a commendable feat considering how goddamn gorgeous she is) and told her to fuck off. At the time, I was absolutely hammered and went on a belligerent emotional rampage, making a total ass of myself. Then last night, I saw her at a party and she tried to hook up with both of us again. Shit is absurd, but it blows because she is fucking gorgeous and is actually really awesome when she isn't intoxicated/trying to play games. However, I feel like 75% of my interaction with her takes place while she's in one of those states. And now I get a text this morning asking me what I'm doing tonight and if I'm okay..should I shut shit off with the woman or continue to try to lay the pipe until I succeed? I'm not trying to deal with unnecessary drama during my senior year of my school, but I also would love to experience the hottest girl in the Northern VA area for myself.

fuck it dude, no one is worth that shit

[Alex DiVincenzo]

Find a girl who isn't a crazy slut. It will do wonders for you.

[terror_91]

fuck her before you get out
Pretty much this

[MattADALIE]

Find a girl who isn't a crazy slut. It will do wonders for you.

Good advice right here. So what if this girl happens to be "the most gorgeous girl in your school"? If there's a mess along with it (there tends to be for the highly-revered females physically speaking), the whole situation isn't really worth it. But, then again, you're young and if you're just looking for some fun while compromising your morals, dignity, and so forth, go for it. As long as that behavior doesn't span the rest of your adult life, you'll be alright.

[And Hours Pass]

it's amazing how we are so programmed by the need to procreate/breed with the "best" genes that we will ignore all common sense which tells us not to bother with people who are morons. She might be pretty but she sounds like she's a mess. Why do you think that fucking her would be so much better than fucking someone who isn't the "hottest girl in Northern VA" but is actually not a whore and really likes you? It sounds like half of Northern VA has probably already fucked her so it's not like you're going where no one has been before or anything epic. You're just going to be another guy who sticks it in her, big fucking deal.

Tell your hormones to calm the fuck down and go meet someone actually worthy of fucking.

This is the right advice.

fuck her before you get out

This is the wrong advice, but what I'm currently thinking...

[badasstunes!]

just make sure it ain't no dinna thang

[NoNameHere]

If she wasn't a slut I'd say talk to her about it. She sounds pretty slutty though so don't bother man.

[LoginBanned]

The thing about hot chicks is that they don't have to take accountability for shit like this because they're hot and everyone is trying to get in their pants. I think you and your best friend should treat her like shit it will make her want you guys more and she'll do more and more desperate stuff to try to gain your approval back.

[deFobbed14yrs]

she's probably lot good in bed, so don't waste your time

[heroesofthepast]

stick it in, brag about it, ruin her life, and tell her thats what she gets for being a whore

[TheByrus]

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Girls come and go, but sexual conquests last forever.

[Blaise&Panthia.]

Hit it, quit it, admit it, omit it.

[Alou]

it's amazing how we are so programmed by the need to procreate/breed with the "best" genes that we will ignore all common sense which tells us not to bother with people who are morons. She might be pretty but she sounds like she's a mess. Why do you think that fucking her would be so much better than fucking someone who isn't the "hottest girl in Northern VA" but is actually not a whore and really likes you? It sounds like half of Northern VA has probably already fucked her so it's not like you're going where no one has been before or anything epic. You're just going to be another guy who sticks it in her, big fucking deal.

Tell your hormones to calm the fuck down and go meet someone actually worthy of fucking.

This.

[ohheroine]

she sounds gross, probably has a disease.

[ReadyForAction]

Give her my number

[zion the lion]

High school chicks are just dumb sluts who cant handle their alcohol...


apparently.


edit: also under the impression that tss was something else.

[SincerelyMe]

High school chicks are just dumb sluts who cant handle their alcohol...


apparently.


edit: also under the impression that tss was something else.

Toxic shock syndrome.

[zion the lion]

Toxic shock syndrome.

I still dont understand fully what it is, but at least once a month, I get paranoid and for about five minutes I think I have it.

[Car Crash Dream]

She's bound to cheat on you.

[dru]

I'm trying not to dwell on this, but it's been digging at me for the past few days. I had a thing with the sexiest girl at my school for a little while, almost fucked her sunday night until her friend walked in on us and threw the whole night off, hung out and hooked up again monday night, and then on tuesday night she attempted to hook up with my best friend right in front of me. Being The Fucking Man, he threw her off of him (quite a commendable feat considering how goddamn gorgeous she is) and told her to fuck off. At the time, I was absolutely hammered and went on a belligerent emotional rampage, making a total ass of myself. Then last night, I saw her at a party and she tried to hook up with both of us again. Shit is absurd, but it blows because she is fucking gorgeous and is actually really awesome when she isn't intoxicated/trying to play games. However, I feel like 75% of my interaction with her takes place while she's in one of those states. And now I get a text this morning asking me what I'm doing tonight and if I'm okay..should I shut shit off with the woman or continue to try to lay the pipe until I succeed? I'm not trying to deal with unnecessary drama during my senior year of my school, but I also would love to experience the hottest girl in the Northern VA area for myself.

i think me and her have dated...haha but seriously. i know girls like these, if 75% of your guys' interaction is when she's drunk, and you guys have already hooked up once, you should let it go before you look like the douchebag who wants to fuck the (seems like it from your story) slut. if she's just going to hook up with your best friend/other guys, it's not worth it; you're just being used and nothing's really there between the two of you.

[yves.]

i thought this was going to be about toxic shock syndrome.

[everyonesfault]

i think me and her have dated...haha but seriously. i know girls like these, if 75% of your guys' interaction is when she's drunk, and you guys have already hooked up once, you should let it go before you look like the douchebag who wants to fuck the (seems like it from your story) slut. if she's just going to hook up with your best friend/other guys, it's not worth it; you're just being used and nothing's really there between the two of you.
Hah, I wouldn't be surprised, actually. She actually went to Falls Church after the party Tuesday night to go to one of those hookah bars in the Southern Towers area. You're right though, she's useless.

[wroteurname]

I'm trying not to dwell on this, but it's been digging at me for the past few days. I had a thing with the sexiest girl at my school for a little while, almost fucked her sunday night until her friend walked in on us and threw the whole night off, hung out and hooked up again monday night, and then on tuesday night she attempted to hook up with my best friend right in front of me. Being The Fucking Man, he threw her off of him (quite a commendable feat considering how goddamn gorgeous she is) and told her to fuck off. At the time, I was absolutely hammered and went on a belligerent emotional rampage, making a total ass of myself. Then last night, I saw her at a party and she tried to hook up with both of us again. Shit is absurd, but it blows because she is fucking gorgeous and is actually really awesome when she isn't intoxicated/trying to play games. However, I feel like 75% of my interaction with her takes place while she's in one of those states. And now I get a text this morning asking me what I'm doing tonight and if I'm okay..should I shut shit off with the woman or continue to try to lay the pipe until I succeed? I'm not trying to deal with unnecessary drama during my senior year of my school, but I also would love to experience the hottest girl in the Northern VA area for myself.

These are very much the actions of a girl. And from the way you're building her up in your head, you're only gonna be disappointed if you fuck her.

[wroteurname]

stick it in, brag about it, ruin her life, and tell her thats what she gets for being a whore

lolololol holy shit, CT represent

[xmicxcorex]

All I can say is......

Put your dick in or around her mouth. Simple as that, it's probably the most disease free part of this sluts body.
That is, if you're really gonna follow through with it.

If you use your brain and think it through...you have around....60-64 years left to find a real hot girl and fuck the shit out of her.


Finally, if all else fails, anal.

[heroesofthepast]

lolololol holy shit, CT represent
connectiCUNT see what i did there

[schenksta]

Pretty sure we need pics to determine how hot she is.

[<*)))><]

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son.

[Domcakes]

Fuck bitches, man.

[aerofan11]

Ditch that bitch!

[dru]

Hah, I wouldn't be surprised, actually. She actually went to Falls Church after the party Tuesday night to go to one of those hookah bars in the Southern Towers area. You're right though, she's useless.

hahaha wow you're joking...me and my friends go to those hookah bars occasionally, i live around there. you know where stuart high is?

[everyonesfault]

hahaha wow you're joking...me and my friends go to those hookah bars occasionally, i live around there. you know where stuart high is?
Haha, I'm totally serious. In fact I literally just got back from Prince's if you know which one that is. And yeah, I know where Stuart is. I go to Lake Braddock.

[EasySkankin]

take the opportunity to bond with your friend

double-team!

[anthonydarko]

Find someone else.

[whiterussian]

follow your heart...

to the anal road.

then just brush her off like she ain't worth shait.

and kudos on having a good friend. best "bros before hos "I've read about for a good while.

[reformryan]

hit it and quit it

[dru]

Haha, I'm totally serious. In fact I literally just got back from Prince's if you know which one that is. And yeah, I know where Stuart is. I go to Lake Braddock.

woww thats funny hahaha. me and my friends usually go up to princes or fairouz, but we know the guy at princes and he usually hooks us up with a buy one get one free sort of hookah deal haha.

[tdunks523]

your friends the man and if shes playing games with you then play games with her back. then hit it and quit it

[daniel.e]

it's amazing how we are so programmed by the need to procreate/breed with the "best" genes that we will ignore all common sense which tells us not to bother with people who are morons. She might be pretty but she sounds like she's a mess. Why do you think that fucking her would be so much better than fucking someone who isn't the "hottest girl in Northern VA" but is actually not a whore and really likes you? It sounds like half of Northern VA has probably already fucked her so it's not like you're going where no one has been before or anything epic. You're just going to be another guy who sticks it in her, big fucking deal.

Tell your hormones to calm the fuck down and go meet someone actually worthy of fucking.

I approve this!