4 Million for Toucan Sam's Jigglies

[Jason Tate]

Was Ashlee Simpson offered 4 million to pose naked for Playboy? Maybe (http://www.bestsyndication.com/Articles/2006/dan_wilson/entertainment/06-07/062906_ashley_simpson_playboy_magaz ine_rosie_odonnell_star_jones_reyno lds.htm).

[etwiels]

Fuck Playboy. I'd rather read the articles.

[ALucidDream]

For 4 million I'm sure they can get a chick thats actually attractive and won't make people want to vomit on eye contact.

[Steve Henderson]

I'd like to see that...post-nosejob, that is.

[xearlynovemberx]

i hope not

[lightcollapse]

For 4 million I'm sure they can get a chick thats actually attractive and won't make people want to vomit on eye contact.

you're out of your mind. i would hit that in a heartbeat.

[Jason Tate]

you're out of your mind. i would hit that in a heartbeat.
http://nflfreaks.com/images/Players/NFLF-Ashley_Simpson_010405.jpg

[Chris Fallon]

I won't lie - I'd like to see that. But yeah, she could use a nosejob and as long as her hair isn't all fucked up like usual, it might be nice. I mean, like, on her head. :O

[dontgrabtindy]

:puke::puke:
:puke::puke:
:puke:

[TgE ARTdamage]

second the motion for hitting it in a heartbeat.

[Punkdc]

4 million bucks...to show your tits...fuck yeah I'd do that.

[lightcollapse]

http://nflfreaks.com/images/Players/NFLF-Ashley_Simpson_010405.jpg
so you're saying if ashlee simpson walked up to you and said "i want to fuck you like a stoned test bunny" you would turn her down?

[ARo2431]

Id tap it. She has a nice rack.

[Brandon Herbel]

I would love to see that shit. Only if it was with her black hair and pre-nose job. woo woo!!

[lightcollapse]

Id tap it. She has a nice rack.

agreed.

[Jonathan Lally]

4 million paid is 4 million too much.

[dashboard1190]

I'd hit (or click if need be).

[JIMMYateEARTH]

give me 4 million and I'll do pretty much anything you want.

[twelve2395]

i'd rather see jessica.

thanks

[xearlynovemberx]

give me 4 million and I'll do pretty much anything you want.

even have sex with an animal?

[Broken4EverMore]

I wouldn't pay forty dollars to see her naked... Her sister, yes, but not her.

[JIMMYateEARTH]

even have sex with an animal?
with 4 million I could go far away from anyone who knows how I got my money.

[xearlynovemberx]

with 4 million I could go far away from anyone who knows how I got my money.

good point

[shane hennessey]

she is so hot

[bigmike]

they put the thought of Ashlee Simpson naked in your mind.
Then they follow it up immediately with a story about Barbara Walters and Star Jones?!?
And if that's not enough, they then talk about Rosie O'Donnel?!?


I think I just vomited in my mouth.

[Ibanezgsr200]

i'd rather see jessica.

thanks
how about both of them in the same shoot. now that i would pay to see

[Joe DeAndrea]

how about both of them in the same shoot. now that i would pay to see

INCEST!
Though I agree with you. :-)

[Roboman]

they put the thought of Ashlee Simpson naked in your mind.
Then they follow it up immediately with a story about Barbara Walters and Star Jones?!?
And if that's not enough, they then talk about Rosie O'Donnel?!?


I think I just vomited in my mouth.

Yeah, I was completely thrown by everything after the first paragraph, I don't know what the fuck's up with that.

INCEST!
Though I agree with you. :-)

Well Jessica already said that she thinks Ashlee has the best body in Hollywood, or something like that.

[lftcoastenvy05]

to be completely honest, i dont care what anyone says, id nut on her anytime

[waggy]

http://nflfreaks.com/images/Players/NFLF-Ashley_Simpson_010405.jpg

that pic's pre-nose job. she's way hotter now (basically a younger jessica). and i'm generally anti-cosmetic surgery, but i already hate her, so at least now if i have to see her it's a little bit more of a pleasant experience.

[SwedishHeat]

Y'know what would be awesome?? After you had sex with her, she got out of bed and did that little ho down dance.

I'd be like "Do if for me, baby. . . just once."

[A000lex]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4a/Brown_paper_bag.JPG/270px-Brown_paper_bag.JPG

[FreddyKrueger]

I believe playboy, why would they pay Ashlee 4 million and not her sister

[grace we bestow]

they put the thought of Ashlee Simpson naked in your mind.
Then they follow it up immediately with a story about Barbara Walters and Star Jones?!?
And if that's not enough, they then talk about Rosie O'Donnel?!?


I think I just vomited in my mouth.
Hahahahaha.

[The Revisionist]

Too bad her self-esteem is so low that she had to resort to cosmetically modifying her body.

She sucks.

[I ARE RAY]

i wouldn't mind seeing those..

[Chris Fallon]

they put the thought of Ashlee Simpson naked in your mind.
Then they follow it up immediately with a story about Barbara Walters and Star Jones?!?
And if that's not enough, they then talk about Rosie O'Donnel?!?


I think I just vomited in my mouth.

Hahahahaha

[Freud]

oh i wish shed do it

[Ibanezgsr200]

INCEST!
Though I agree with you. :-)
a boy can dream cant he?

[PJ1336]

first of all, i think you are all ignoring the genius of jason's title for the news item. i almost shit my pants laughing at that one.

second, i love how dirty people get whenever a woman's level of physical attractiveness comes into question on this site. seeing people say how they'd jerk off on her or something, well that's just the highlight of my life.

third (and finally), anyone who doubts the fact that an issue of playboy with ashlee simpson on the cover would probably sell more copies than any issue of playboy ever published is sorely mistaken. the fact of the matter is that when this girl tears ass, the media is there to find out if it was a wet one, what did it smell like, was it loud, etc. i could only imagine the immense amount of press coverage, hype, and overall attention something like this would ultimately garner her, attention that in the long run might not be too bad. i mean, nobody really takes her seriously as an artist nowadays anyhow, so what's she got to lose? if ashlee or anyone she knows reads this website, i hope she reads this and says "wow, that guy is right. i guess it's time i/she let the world see what justabout every quasi-famous musician in the greater hollywood area has already seen."

[naphtha74]

first of all, i think you are all ignoring the genius of jason's title for the news item. i almost shit my pants laughing at that one.

second, i love how dirty people get whenever a woman's level of physical attractiveness comes into question on this site. seeing people say how they'd jerk off on her or something, well that's just the highlight of my life.

third (and finally), anyone who doubts the fact that an issue of playboy with ashlee simpson on the cover would probably sell more copies than any issue of playboy ever published is sorely mistaken. the fact of the matter is that when this girl tears ass, the media is there to find out if it was a wet one, what did it smell like, was it loud, etc. i could only imagine the immense amount of press coverage, hype, and overall attention something like this would ultimately garner her, attention that in the long run might not be too bad. i mean, nobody really takes her seriously as an artist nowadays anyhow, so what's she got to lose? if ashlee or anyone she knows reads this website, i hope she reads this and says "wow, that guy is right. i guess it's time i/she let the world see what justabout every quasi-famous musician in the greater hollywood area has already seen."

Nice

[Russ Hockenbury]

I hate that new video where she's boxing. It pisses me off when punkass celebrities pretend they can box. There's always some woman celebrity that acts all tough and says she "boxes" to stay in shape. Your ass ain't boxing if you don't ever get hit. You're just "hitting" things. It demeans those of us who actually did "box". In closing, there's NO way that nose could stand up to jab 1.

...this has been Angry Louisvillian Rant.

[wesgemm08]

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2005/08/04/1123167494_3993.jpg

so hot

[XxLoserDanxX]

Y'know what would be awesome?? After you had sex with her, she got out of bed and did that little ho down dance.

I'd be like "Do if for me, baby. . . just once."

haha so awesome. but yea, she's hot. i'd smell her butt.

[unwritten]

Was Ashlee Simpson offered 4 million to pose naked for Playboy? Maybe (http://www.bestsyndication.com/Articles/2006/dan_wilson/entertainment/06-07/062906_ashley_simpson_playboy_magaz ine_rosie_odonnell_star_jones_reyno lds.htm).


Your heading made me crack up laughing at work right now. Now people think I'm a weirdo. lol

[Rock]

sick.

[Steve Henderson]

I hate that new video where she's boxing. It pisses me off when punkass celebrities pretend they can box. There's always some woman celebrity that acts all tough and says she "boxes" to stay in shape. Your ass ain't boxing if you don't ever get hit. You're just "hitting" things. It demeans those of us who actually did "box". In closing, there's NO way that nose could stand up to jab 1.

...this has been Angry Louisvillian Rant.Shut it, pussy. Ashlee Simpson would whomp your ass.

[axl rose]

i would buy the issue if she was in it, she may be dumb and talentless but she is kinda cute

[DroppedUrPocket]

haha so awesome. but yea, she's hot. i'd smell her butt.
hahahahaha


with that said...:hitit:

Also, she's not Toucan Sam anymore, therefore....:hitit:

[Baconrocks]

Whats up with the star jones article under it

[Robb]

even have sex with an animal?

For four million dollars I'd have an orgy with a horse, an elephant, a t rex skeleton, and both of my parents.

[DroppedUrPocket]

For four million dollars I'd have an orgy with a horse, an elephant, a t rex skeleton, and both of my parents.
hahahahhhaha

And man, I was at Disney World last week, sitting on the Carousel of Progress, and the fucking thing malfunctioned and wouldn't move to the next stage. I saw the second part 3 times before they told us we could get up and leave. Hahahaha.

Progress indeed.

[maggiedotcom]

http://www.girlskickbutt.com/images/girls/ashlee_simpson/ashlee_simpson_002.jpg

at least she's got great posture and cool jeans!

[bluecrunchy]

haha those jeans are fantastic

[DroppedUrPocket]

haha that picture is probably like 3 years old.

[enj0i29]

Toucan Sam...hahahahaha

[wesgemm08]

at least she's got great posture and cool jeans!

http://z.about.com/d/xbox/1/0/f/5/Xbox_AshleeSimpson.jpg

If you are a guy and dont find this picture remotely attractive, you are not straight

[/thread]

[Steve Henderson]

http://www.usmagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/AshJessNose.jpg

MUCH better now :)

[RyanHall]

really, what is with everyone's objection of seeing a semi-attractive girl naked? ive seen much uglier girls naked before and i still liked it!

[xHittheWallx]

i love the title of this post.

[Robb]

hahahahhhaha

And man, I was at Disney World last week, sitting on the Carousel of Progress, and the fucking thing malfunctioned and wouldn't move to the next stage. I saw the second part 3 times before they told us we could get up and leave. Hahahaha.

Progress indeed.

That makes you three times luckier than most MK visitors.

[*crying stars*]

:puke::puke:
:puke::puke:
:puke:

indeed.

the title of the thread was funny, though. haha.

[tedE]

http://z.about.com/d/xbox/1/0/f/5/Xbox_AshleeSimpson.jpg

If you are a guy and dont find this picture remotely attractive, you are not straight

[/thread]
I'm sorry, it looks like she took fashion advice from the Olsen twins during their hobo phase. That dress/blouse whatever looks retarded, especially with the jeans and knee high boots.

[A000lex]

I'm sorry, it looks like she took fashion advice from the Olsen twins during their hobo phase. That dress/blouse whatever looks retarded, especially with the jeans and knee high boots.
Yep.

Apparently I'm not straight, because I don't find that very attractive.

[N8IVIin0rity]

ashlee simpson is smokin.

[cahrishurr]

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2005/08/04/1123167494_3993.jpg

so hot



holy shit yessssssssssss
shes very hot there

[Chris Fallon]

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2005/08/04/1123167494_3993.jpg

so hot

Word to your mother.

Joe Simpson is the devil, and I'd like to fuck the devil's daughter.

[CorporateFish]

I'd love to see that

[xnovemberxx]

i think she is attractive enough for playboy, but then again, there are better people that they could offer that 4 million to.