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Paul Tao
06/30/06, 09:37 AM
The 2006 National Air Guitar Champion (http://www.usairguitar.com/Resources/hotlixx.jpeg) has been crowned.
Before a sold-out Bowery Ballroom audience on June 22, San Francisco Regional Champion Craig "Hot Lixx Hulahan" Billmeier became the 4th US Air Guitar National Champion. With near-perfect scores in the compulsory round, he defeated a formidable array of talent from across the country, including US Air Guitar's first Collegiate and Online champions and defending National Champion Fatima "Rockness Monster" Hoang.

In the first "open" round, Hot Lixx began seated, playing Carlos Montoya while wearing an enormous sombrero. But soon his music turned into Metallica and he rose, wowing the crowd with technical accuracy and undeniable airness. In the final, compulsory round, Hot Lixx stunned the crowd by jumping off the stage, sprinting up to the judges in the balcony, sitting on the edge of the railing, leaning precariously over the screaming fans on the main floor, and looking death right in the eye...all the while playing Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ with impeccable grace and daring the judges to give him less than a perfect score.

The night was not without controversy, however, as local favorite and NYC Regional Champion Andrew "William Ocean" Litz also delivered a near perfect compulsory round. Ocean featured his signature airborne flip, in which he lands on an empty can of 16oz. Sparks Malt Liquor, crushing it with his posterior, and then rising up with the crushed can triumphantly snuggled into his back pocket (don’t ask us how he did it...but he did). Ocean then jumped into the raging audience, crowd surfing and playing on the shoulders of his adoring fans. A truly unbelievable performance that sent the crowd into a frenzy.

LPMagic
06/30/06, 09:39 AM
Pimp.

- Jeff

Burnout2888
06/30/06, 09:41 AM
Hilarious.

StandMyBrothers
06/30/06, 09:51 AM
I still remember the guy who sold his Air Guitar on Ebay for a dollar something

myjokesmakeucry
06/30/06, 09:54 AM
good job to a fellow craig

seans seatbelt
06/30/06, 09:54 AM
I still remember the guy who sold his Air Guitar on Ebay for a dollar something

Hahaha, I remember that too

weworemasks
06/30/06, 09:59 AM
ahahahahaha hot lixx. thats awesome.

boldt_action
06/30/06, 10:14 AM
wow. just wow.

DroppedUrPocket
06/30/06, 10:18 AM
http://www.usairguitar.com/Resources/hotlixx.jpeg

matt_rawlings
06/30/06, 10:29 AM
http://www.usairguitar.com/Resources/hotlixx.jpeg

My hero

Ruggiero2oo8
06/30/06, 10:47 AM
haha, oh my.

FailedSenses
06/30/06, 10:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGxTbGfaS2Y

There's a little tidbit of him... hahaha

HenceChristian
06/30/06, 11:48 AM
a sold out show for a bunch of air guitar players = a joke

monicaaaa!
06/30/06, 12:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGxTbGfaS2Y

There's a little tidbit of him... hahaha

hah..that was one of the most amusing thigns i've seen in awhile.

OneFellSwoop
06/30/06, 12:40 PM
its funny to watch at home but paying to go see that ummmm lame

preppyak
06/30/06, 03:29 PM
Ocean featured his signature airborne flip, in which he lands on an empty can of 16oz. Sparks Malt Liquor, crushing it with his posterior, and then rising up with the crushed can triumphantly snuggled into his back pocket (don’t ask us how he did it...but he did).
holy fucking shit

cahrishurr
06/30/06, 03:52 PM
what a joke


i would make fun of someone for enternity if i knew someone who won this thing

screamoutmyname
06/30/06, 05:20 PM
cool beans

donger
07/03/06, 07:55 PM
whoa! That's Craig from What Happens Next/Your Mother/Colbom and a bunch of other bands. Good job dude!