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As reported on Jim Rome's morning radio show...NBA player Eddie Griffin crashed his SUV into a parked car last night because he was masterbating to pornography on the tv in his steering wheel.
unwritten
06/30/06, 03:16 PM
lol omg.
bigal00004
06/30/06, 03:21 PM
lol omg.
my exact reaction.
justinevans
06/30/06, 03:23 PM
haha....(continue) FOR-EV-ER
smokedsanity
06/30/06, 03:24 PM
My my grandmother was telling me about some guy in Alabama who got into his SUV drunk and ended up killing someone when he wrecked while watching porn on his way home. I think they gave him life.
Chemical Love
06/30/06, 03:25 PM
Haha, I heard this on ESPN Radio earlier. That is so weird.
Drew Beringer
06/30/06, 03:26 PM
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahh ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahaha hahahahahahhahaha
they were joking that instead of having his hands at 10 and 2 on the steering wheel he had them at 12 and 6
Scott Irvine
06/30/06, 03:28 PM
he had them at 12 and 6
LMFAO
xbrokendownx
06/30/06, 03:32 PM
HAHAHA! this is so awesome
bigmike
06/30/06, 04:11 PM
hahaha that's great.
sweethypocrisy
06/30/06, 05:05 PM
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JIMMYateEARTH
06/30/06, 05:09 PM
Not something I'd admit to. I'd make something up.
Chriz2z
06/30/06, 05:14 PM
Hahahaha
justinevans
06/30/06, 05:26 PM
Debbie Does Dallas can do that you though.
FondestMemory
06/30/06, 05:31 PM
i haven't read the report, so i'm missing out on the most important detail. maybe somebody else can answer.
did he at least get to cum?
FUCK I FORGOT IN THE ORIGINAL POST: he was drunk and had a suspended liscene and tried to pay off the owner of the parked car into not filing charges
justinevans
06/30/06, 05:41 PM
:mastrbate
StandMyBrothers
06/30/06, 05:41 PM
please let the Onion write an article on this!
preppyak
06/30/06, 06:07 PM
:mastrbate
wow to that smiley
justinevans
06/30/06, 06:08 PM
wow to that smiley
yeah i was looking for a smiley of me shooting myself because of the phillies but then i saw that.
fluke182
06/30/06, 06:51 PM
As reported on Jim Rome's morning radio show...NBA player Eddie Griffin crashed his SUV into a parked car last night because he was masterbating to pornography on the tv in his steering wheel.
Is it possible not to laugh at that?
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