Annoying Friend

[Codi23]

So, Personal Life, I have a fun question for you: how do you get rid of an annoying/terrible friend? I'm normally a nice guy, so this has been "difficult" for me. Honestly, this girl I've been trying to avoid for at least a few months, is just out right slutty, mean, and just a hassle to be around. She's awful. I've told her, and dropped hints all over the place, in the most obvious ways haha.

Get creative and post some ideas... make it fun.

[awakeohsleeper]

I've always thought drowning someone in their own urine would be an interesting way to kill someone. I'm assuming you want to kill her. You'll have to figure out how to get enough of her urine to sort her out though.

[phil19]

just be like "fuck off ...(insert name here)..., no one here likes you"

[introduction]

invite her to watch sports with you.

[kbi the crowing]

So, Personal Life, I have a fun question for you: how do you get rid of an annoying/terrible friend? I'm normally a nice guy, so this has been "difficult" for me. Honestly, this girl I've been trying to avoid for at least a few months, is just out right slutty, mean, and just a hassle to be around. She's awful. I've told her, and dropped hints all over the place, in the most obvious ways haha.

Get creative and post some ideas... make it fun.

just flat out tell her and get what you want done done

[LoginBanned]

Treat her like a human being and be respectful, sluts get really bored with that type of stuff.

[jeremypeele]

drown her?

[Deadbolt23]

Jizz in her eye, and kick her shin.
Angry Pirate (y)

[Jennurna Gray]

So, Personal Life, I have a fun question for you: how do you get rid of an annoying/terrible friend? I'm normally a nice guy, so this has been "difficult" for me. Honestly, this girl I've been trying to avoid for at least a few months, is just out right slutty, mean, and just a hassle to be around. She's awful. I've told her, and dropped hints all over the place, in the most obvious ways haha.

Get creative and post some ideas... make it fun.
I have the same exact problem, but mines being settled Monday when I punch her in the face. You're a guy, so you don't have the same options as me, though.

Walk up to her and tell her that you don't want to be hanging around dumb whores. Then get everyone's attention and yell "She's not qualitive but she's dirt cheap if you need something last minute'' or "she'll be trying to get in your pants anyway, might as well get it over and one with" as you walk away.

But if that doesn't work, I like the first idea about drowning her in her own urine.

[iAMhollyood315]

Jizz in her eye, and kick her shin.
Angry Pirate (y)

how about givin her the alabama hot pocket? haha

[Deadbolt23]

how about givin her the alabama hot pocket? haha

Haha yeah, that's less annoying, and more disgusting though. If the OP's up for that though, definitely go for it.
:D

[sweepthenation]

Donkey Punch

[tottivillarossi]

So, Personal Life, I have a fun question for you: how do you get rid of an annoying/terrible friend? I'm normally a nice guy, so this has been "difficult" for me. Honestly, this girl I've been trying to avoid for at least a few months, is just out right slutty, mean, and just a hassle to be around. She's awful. I've told her, and dropped hints all over the place, in the most obvious ways haha.

Get creative and post some ideas... make it fun.
Does this remind anyone of that Seinfeld episode?

[aoftbsten]

You say she's slutty? I say get with her so then it creates an awkward situation, then say the sex complicated the friendship so you guys shouldn't hang out anymore. This way you get rid of her and you get some.

[sleepyseanzzz]

Jizz in her eye, and kick her shin.
Angry Pirate (y)

this x 10

[COREhorizon]

Anal.

or just introduce your slutty friend to me

[everyonesfault]

Slutty friends are a blessing. Sounds like you're just bitter that she isn't fucking you.

[whiterussian]

This thread better keep on going. I'm loving it.

[Ari Christos]

Take her on a "road trip", leave her at a rest stop.

[presdaddy]

it drives girls off when you dont want it to... so try becoming more than friends. you will subtly disrespect the friendship all while making it too awkward for her to show her face again.

[Codi23]

Some of these answers are hilarious; keep going!

how about givin her the alabama hot pocket? haha
I would, but I would rather not see her naked hahaha.

You say she's slutty? I say get with her so then it creates an awkward situation, then say the sex complicated the friendship so you guys shouldn't hang out anymore. This way you get rid of her and you get some.
Slutty friends are a blessing. Sounds like you're just bitter that she isn't fucking you.
You guys don't understand haha, she wants to get with me, BADLY. I'm not even slightly attracted to her (trust me, I doubt many of you would be either). The worst kind of slutty girl unfortunately...

[Mibabalou]

post pics of here and let AP decided if you should fuck here

then post a link to this thread on her facebook

and its all over

[1mastalker]

This thread better keep on going. I'm loving it.
LMAO what you said goes perfectly with your avatar.

[ndoleman]

Im sure Tucker Max could help you out with this

[everyonesfault]

Some of these answers are hilarious; keep going!


I would, but I would rather not see her naked hahaha.



You guys don't understand haha, she wants to get with me, BADLY. I'm not even slightly attracted to her (trust me, I doubt many of you would be either). The worst kind of slutty girl unfortunately...
Actually, ugly sluts are fine. Sounds like you're just being a pussy.

[ace1112]

have sex with her then tell her the next day you think you might be gay that'll make things akward

[<*)))><]

Shoe slap.

[alexa_ATL]

just tell her to fuck off, most girls will get the message. sometimes you gotta be the asshole.

[Ari Christos]

Fuck her mother.

[Kozzy333]

Kill her siblings.

[everyonesfault]

Kill her.

[everyonesfault]

Scratch that. Kill yourself. She seems pretty cool.

[ReadyForAction]

Im sure Tucker Max could help you out with this
I thought the same thing lol

[Josh Weinstein]

how about givin her the alabama hot pocket? haha

Better yet... he should perform a Mexican Halloween on her. The look on her face afterwards will basically say "I don't want to be around you anymore"

[anthonydarko]

Tell her she's fat and ugly. That should work.

[Codi23]

Scratch that. Kill yourself. She seems pretty cool.
Give me your number, and I'll tell her to call you. You can fuck each other later, and you can help her itch her herpes in the morning. Sound good?