Robert Drulia
01/02/10, 03:31 PM
If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes
I'd be starving in the Florida heat
Yep! Just a Florida boy, visiting from Mars
With nothing to wield but my ugly scars
Nothing but a twinkle in my eye, as I look into the stars
and dream of fancy cars
and expensive cigars
I'm waiting to meet that lovely girl from Venus
The kind of girl that'll think I'm a genius
and you'll think you're hot shit until you've seen us
Maybe someone who knows how to sing the blues
Someone who I can call my muse?
I'll write about her wearing those glass slipper shoes!
Or maybe someone who can sit back and relax
Watch TV and eat snacks!
and not even get fat!
I want to meet a girl that will steal my heart
Someone who is sweet and funny and cool and smart
Beautiful from head to who, and loves me from the start
I want to meet a perfect girl
and I want to show her the world
I'd be starving in the Florida heat
Yep! Just a Florida boy, visiting from Mars
With nothing to wield but my ugly scars
Nothing but a twinkle in my eye, as I look into the stars
and dream of fancy cars
and expensive cigars
I'm waiting to meet that lovely girl from Venus
The kind of girl that'll think I'm a genius
and you'll think you're hot shit until you've seen us
Maybe someone who knows how to sing the blues
Someone who I can call my muse?
I'll write about her wearing those glass slipper shoes!
Or maybe someone who can sit back and relax
Watch TV and eat snacks!
and not even get fat!
I want to meet a girl that will steal my heart
Someone who is sweet and funny and cool and smart
Beautiful from head to who, and loves me from the start
I want to meet a perfect girl
and I want to show her the world