hmmm coke

[g_loves_laura]

should i go for it with this hot girl if chances are i get to hook up with her after?

[HangsLikeHeaven]

what

[g_loves_laura]

me and this girl have been wanting to try it for a while and she's been dropping hints to me about hooking up with me as well, so do you reckon doing coke with her would help my chances :p

[<*)))><]

I much prefer Pepsi.

[the1]

Stay in school.

[g_loves_laura]

Stay in school.

alright

[tottivillarossi]

You're 14 years old, do you even have hair down there yet?





(If you do find me on Facebook)

[Kozzy333]

Be aware of coke dick.

[g_loves_laura]

You're 14 years old, do you even have hair down there yet?





(If you do find me on Facebook)

hahaaa

[g_loves_laura]

Be aware of coke dick.

care to elaborate?

[Kozzy333]

care to elaborate?

Snort to much cocaine and you can't get hard or ejaculate or some shit like that. I have never used coke so I really don't have any experience but it's something like that.

[Smeee]

Stick with the Playstation. You're only a child.

[g_loves_laura]

Snort to much cocaine and you can't get hard or ejaculate or some shit like that. I have never used coke so I really don't have any experience but it's something like that.

ahh alright thanks

[g_loves_laura]

Stick with the Playstation. You're only a child.

yeah i'm quite unsure but I dunno at the moment. But if I hook up with her :shrug:

[argg_xo]

Pokemon

[g_loves_laura]

yeah screw it
no point with messing with anything serious

[Ava1anche]

You're 14...

[g_loves_laura]

You're 14...

yeah perhaps i'm too young i'll leave it

[Kozzy333]

Hook up with her buddy. I wish I had oppurtunities like that. Don't even have to do coke.

[g_loves_laura]

Hook up with her buddy. I wish I had oppurtunities like that. Don't even have to do coke.

her friends are nowhere near as hot as her though haha

[g_loves_laura]

have any of you guys ever tried it? I'd like to hear your experiences with if you have any

[Kozzy333]

her friends are nowhere near as hot as her though haha

I didn't mean her friends, I was referring to you as buddy. I forgot to put a comma in to clarify this.

[g_loves_laura]

I didn't mean her friends, I was referring to you as buddy. I forgot to put a comma in to clarify this.

ahh okay sorry, yeah i'll try :) just smoke a few and just chill and see what it turns into

[yellowhouse]

have any of you guys ever tried it? I'd like to hear your experiences with if you have any

ive tried it. it was fucking awesome.

i was also drunk though.

[g_loves_laura]

ive tried it. it was fucking awesome.

i was also drunk though.

ahh alright sweet, yeah we'll probably have quite a bit to drink to

[yellowhouse]

ahh alright sweet, yeah we'll probably have quite a bit to drink to

you young people are crazy! i wasnt even thinking of doing such things at the tender young age of 14...

[g_loves_laura]

you young people are crazy! i wasnt even thinking of doing such things at the tender young age of 14...

haha the uk is crazy man, how old were you?

[Smeee]

Pokemon

Screw my Playstation suggestion, I second this motion.

[iAMhollyood315]

yeah coke will ruin your chances at staying hard more than 1 minute. and jesus your 14, do your really want to travel down that path at such a young age.

[argg_xo]

Screw my Playstation suggestion, I second this motion.
:highfive:

[g_loves_laura]

yeah coke will ruin your chances at staying hard more than 1 minute. and jesus your 14, do your really want to travel down that path at such a young age.

ahh okay :/ but yeah i'm not even entirely sure if i want to try it, i might just stick to doob.

[thesollopsist]

why bother with things like that, girls like a sensitive man, tell her how you feel and the like.












That being said. Fuck her. Hard

[g_loves_laura]

why bother with things like that, girls like a sensitive man, tell her how you feel and the like.







That being said. Fuck her. Hard

haha i think i could probably get with her after a few months but i reckon if i do this i could get with her quicker

[thesollopsist]

haha i think i could probably get with her after a few months but i reckon if i do this i could get with her quicker
theres no point getting with a girl who tries to lull you into doing coke. Just wait it out, the chance will arise again anyways.

[g_loves_laura]

theres no point getting with a girl who tries to lull you into doing coke. Just wait it out, the chance will arise again anyways.

ahh alright, always wanted to try it anyway. i guess I'll wait till I'm more mature and can understand what I might be getting into.

[live.]

ahh alright, always wanted to try it anyway. i guess I'll wait till I'm more mature and can understand what I might be getting into.

Smart man.

[g_loves_laura]

Smart man.

:) you tried it?

[caress me down]

Don't do it. If she's sending hints your way then coke would not be needed to get into her underage panties

[g_loves_laura]

Don't do it. If she's sending hints your way then coke would not be needed to get into her underage panties

okay thanks

[g_loves_laura]

sorry to have sounded silly and immature guys, i was genuinely questioning what to do and thought asking AP wouldn't hurt

[MattADALIE]

Sneak some Pixie Sticks into the mix, pretend to do coke with the girl, and, see what happens. But, in all seriousness, it's not worth it. I've never done anything other than smoking weed in my day, but, I've seen how drugs like coke and heroin fuck up people's lives immensely.

[g_loves_laura]

Sneak some Pixie Sticks into the mix, pretend to do coke with the girl, and, see what happens. But, in all seriousness, it's not worth it. I've never done anything other than smoking weed in my day, but, I've seen how drugs like coke and heroin fuck up people's lives immensely.

thanks man yeah yeah i can't believe i even considered it, i think i'll just stick to bud :)

[sideways_eight]

Cocaine will mess you up. have fun

[oh...rly]

You're too young. Drugs are fun, but at that age you lack the self-control to stop yourself from going overboard.

[RiCCioLi]

Do a line off her training bra. Now thats hot. bahahahahaha Oh and by the time your 16 you will be a big dog skipping class to shoot up with the 36 year old bag lady at the grocery store

[SomedayTheFire]

Sneak some Pixie Sticks into the mix, pretend to do coke with the girl, and, see what happens. But, in all seriousness, it's not worth it. I've never done anything other than smoking weed in my day, but, I've seen how drugs like coke and heroin fuck up people's lives immensely.
Pixie sticks fucked my friend up more than coke haha. Sneezed a fuck lot of blood and ended up in hospital.

[sweepthenation]

Don't do it. Idiot

Edit: Plus if the girl you like needs coke to hook up with you, you have some deeply serious problems

[jeremypeele]

hit that like a tractor trailer with no brakes.

[J.Hearne]

i also live in the u.k and although our country is a shit hole i didnt know there was 14 year olds sniffing coke. maybe its because i dont live in a big bad city like stoke but i'm 15 and all thats on my mind is girls. i would think that your doing your gcse's at the moment so is it really worth mucking them up?

[mogley]

ive got a friend who tried coke for the first time at 14 and now hes a huge fuck up. drugs can be fun, but wait til you're a little older. just stick with weed for now

[.invisible ink.]

ive got a friend you tried coke for the first time at 14 and now hes a huge fuck up. drugs can be fun, but wait til you're a little older. just stick with weed for now

came in here to say exactly this. stick with weed. 14 year old cokeheads are completely trash.

[xmicxcorex]

dumb thread is dumb.

You're fucking 14.

[optimusrob]

http://www.davidbowieisverydisappointediny ou.com/images/bowie.gif

[SandManTEND13]

Is this kid serious?

[mogley]

Pixie sticks fucked my friend up more than coke haha. Sneezed a fuck lot of blood and ended up in hospital.

your friend is a dumbfuck

[ilikesound93]

You're 14 years old, do you even have hair down there yet?





(If you do find me on Facebook)

hahahahaha

[chicagogirll04]

Wait a couple of years before completely fucking up your life.

[Bi11 Lumburgh]

Sneak some Pixie Sticks into the mix, pretend to do coke with the girl, and, see what happens. But, in all seriousness, it's not worth it. I've never done anything other than smoking weed in my day, but, I've seen how drugs like coke and heroin fuck up people's lives immensely.

heroin and crack will fuck up lives, coke (IN MODERATION) will not turn you into an addict, mind over matter, don't let it overcome your life, but some people just have addictive personalities, i've seen it happen with weed, which is not addictive at all but people make it a priority, and honestly, it's so expensive, unless you have a pretty high paying jobs or friends who do it constantly, then it shouldn't even be an issue

Cocaine will mess you up. have fun

It really won't

ive got a friend who tried coke for the first time at 14 and now hes a huge fuck up. drugs can be fun, but wait til you're a little older. just stick with weed for now

This.

[SomedayTheFire]

your friend is a dumbfuck
My friend is a dumbfuck. He's not exactly the sharpest tool in the box.

[Deadbolt23]

do it

[j-dogg_69]

Coke is pretty naff, gives you a buzz for a short time then leaves you just wanting more and more...drugs in general are pretty rubbish, I smoke weed still, from time to time, but pretty much just socially with a few mates. I'm quite happy with a few beers or some Jack Daniels. When I was 14 all I cared abotu was skateboarding good enough to impress this punk loving girl in my class?

[thesollopsist]

i also live in the u.k and although our country is a shit hole i didnt know there was 14 year olds sniffing coke. maybe its because i dont live in a big bad city like stoke but i'm 15 and all thats on my mind is girls. i would think that your doing your gcse's at the moment so is it really worth mucking them up?
I agree with this, I didn't think alot of chavs even do coke. Weird. This country is definitely going to hell though

[limepomegranate]

should i go for it with this hot girl if chances are i get to hook up with her after?
First of all...you're 14 years old. So don't do it. Second of all...when you do coke you have ZERO SEX DRIVE. So don't do it.

Retards...y'all are a bunch of retards...

[.invisible ink.]

heroin and crack will fuck up lives, coke (IN MODERATION) will not turn you into an addict, mind over matter, don't let it overcome your life, but some people just have addictive personalities, i've seen it happen with weed, which is not addictive at all but people make it a priority, and honestly, it's so expensive, unless you have a pretty high paying jobs or friends who do it constantly, then it shouldn't even be an issue


everything in moderation is fine but starting coke at 14 is a pretty stupid move, regardless of how addictive your personality is, or isn't. People *do* become coke addicts by the way. Shit, ever heard of the 1980s? Lots of people absolutely destroyed their lives on coke during that era because it was readily-available and people were stupid.
i'm not anti-drugs by any means but seriously, your brain and body at 14 are still growing, why risk fucking your body up with coke at that age? there's plenty of time in life to do drugs, don't start doing it at 14 just to get a chick. that seems really stupid.

[limepomegranate]

dumb thread is dumb.

You're fucking 14.
Exactly.

http://www.davidbowieisverydisappointediny ou.com/images/bowie.gif
:lol::rotfl::rotfl::lol:
Is this kid serious?
I hope not.
your friend is a dumbfuck
Hahaha I couldn't agree more!

[Spewk]

What's the big deal, I drink Coke all the time...


HAHAHAHA!

[g_loves_laura]

yeah i'm not doing it

[tottivillarossi]

hahahahaha
You're welcome :)

[Manicapathy]

me and this girl have been wanting to try it for a while and she's been dropping hints to me about hooking up with me as well, so do you reckon doing coke with her would help my chances :p

WTF kind of 14 year old can afford cocaine? She steal it from her folks or some shit?

AND.....Don't forget this important life advice from Rick James

9PR_rzF8ofw

[Bi11 Lumburgh]

everything in moderation is fine but starting coke at 14 is a pretty stupid move, regardless of how addictive your personality is, or isn't. People *do* become coke addicts by the way. Shit, ever heard of the 1980s? Lots of people absolutely destroyed their lives on coke during that era because it was readily-available and people were stupid.
i'm not anti-drugs by any means but seriously, your brain and body at 14 are still growing, why risk fucking your body up with coke at that age? there's plenty of time in life to do drugs, don't start doing it at 14 just to get a chick. that seems really stupid.

I completely agree, 14 if far too young, thats why I quoted the next guy who also suggested that 14 is too young, and stick to weed because its fairly safe, still not totally condoning it at that age, but kids will be kids, and its more about damage control rather than trying to be a hypocrite, considering my past

[justletgo]

WTF kind of 14 year old can afford cocaine? She steal it from her folks or some shit?

AND.....Don't forget this important life advice from Rick James

9PR_rzF8ofw

came here to quote this. dammit.

good job

and i wouldn't suggest even weed at your age. all my friends that i used to smoke with when i was like 14 either dropped out, or graduated but didn't go to college and are living off their parents.

[FBTMOPenguins]

Smoke weed, I don't anymore but coke is for models and business men who have power hours and shit.

[aerofan11]

You're 14, so no. If this girl rejects you because you won't do coke with her, then she's just an idiot, and you shouldn't be going after her.

[g_loves_laura]

WTF kind of 14 year old can afford cocaine? She steal it from her folks or some shit?

]

we go to private schools and our parents gives us a fair bit of money a week, so we're alright for that, and in case you haven't read my previous posts i've decided i'm just sticking to bud

[ascitiesburn101]

I was a much smarter drug user at 14. You'll get coke dick, and if you have no more coke, she'll get moody, and not in that mood either.

[xmicxcorex]

I love the people saying 14 is far too young to start doing coke....

Whatever happened to the simple theory of don't do drugs in the first place.
Seriously, if it takes drugs to put a smile on yourself, then you should probably think your life through a bit.
I will say, I really don't have an issue with pot, because the worst that comes from that is you might not get a job and youll eat all the food you have in your house....but seriously....there is never a good time to start doing coke.

[marchofmarty]

let her do a line off your dick

[fake empire]

let her do a line off your dick
What I was gonna say. Then he should do a line off her ass.

[heroesofthepast]

I love the people saying 14 is far too young to start doing coke....

Whatever happened to the simple theory of don't do drugs in the first place.
Seriously, if it takes drugs to put a smile on yourself, then you should probably think your life through a bit.
I will say, I really don't have an issue with pot, because the worst that comes from that is you might not get a job and youll eat all the food you have in your house....but seriously....there is never a good time to start doing coke.
dude you missed the point they think hes too young to be "hooking up" with her. the coke thing is just like an afterthought. 14 is too young to even think about bad stuff anyway
EDIT: i just read the middle pages. youre right. people are dumb

[introduction]

fuck drugs.

[maniac R.O.D.]

What I was gonna say. Then he should do a line off her ass.

You're talking about a 14 year old girl. Nice one.

[zion the lion]

Snort to much cocaine and you can't get hard or ejaculate or some shit like that. I have never used coke so I really don't have any experience but it's something like that.

ahh alright thanks

Premature ejaculation

[SophGod]

a 14 year old wanting to do coke? shit, i didn't even want to do marijuana when i was 14.

[ohitsmark]

Lol. Amazing.

Kids these days are fucking priceless.

Don't do it, be smart.

[XEmoBoyShandorX]

You're 14 why the fuck would want to try coke?

[showmethefever]

There's too many negative fucks in here, just follow your heart kid.

[Brissona]

dude you got the rest of your life to hook up with chicks, you're 14, if she's doing coke at 14 chances are she ain't gonna be looking good too much longer

[terror_91]

let her do a line off your dick
:coke:

[Siren Silently]

You're talking about a 14 year old girl. Nice one.

Good, her flat ass will prevent coke from being spilled.

[limepomegranate]

What I was gonna say. Then he should do a line off her ass.
COCAINE OLYMPICS!!!!!!!!!!!
Good, her flat ass will prevent coke from being spilled.
BAHAHAHAHAHA

[Tom_is_awesome]

Fuck that dude, cocaine is one hell of a drug, would you really want to jump in the deep end of a drug use at the age of 14, just to possibly hook up with some chick, just make it happen with out drugs. Also it is rather expensive.

[po0ty]

You will regret doing cocaine at 14.

The fact that you even know how to get it at your age is troubling.

[pierce007]

It's not too bad, you are a little young to be messing with that shit. i got started on weed and alcohol around the same time. but when i did coke it was great...you can go and talk to any girl at the party with all the confidence in the world. if you do it, youre probly going to like it and want to do it again...just dont let it get out of control.
if you are seeking to do cocaine at 14 just to hook up with a girl no matter how hot she is, i would say you've got a little growing up to do big guy. i only did it cause it was around, and i was curious :p

[Robototron]

Regardless of the OP (a bunch of my friends did coke at 14 and the worst they became was art students), this thread is hilarious for all these over-the-top "say no to drugs" reactions.

[phil19]

coke at 14?? now thats XhardcoreX

[KatastrophiE]

done coke. see it all the time. stick to pharmaceuticals, at least you can trust they wont be laced with cyanide

[icekold23]

me and this girl have been wanting to try it for a while and she's been dropping hints to me about hooking up with me as well, so do you reckon doing coke with her would help my chances :p

Coke isn't that bad. I do it every so often. I've been in and out of rehabs/hospitals mind you but I'm not that bad. Go to erowid.com. Its a really good website to find out about the effects of pretty much every drug known to man.

If you do try it, try rubbing it on your tongue then smoking a joint. Its heaven dude.

[g_loves_laura]

Coke isn't that bad. I do it every so often. I've been in and out of rehabs/hospitals mind you but I'm not that bad. Go to erowid.com. Its a really good website to find out about the effects of pretty much every drug known to man.

If you do try it, try rubbing it on your tongue then smoking a joint. Its heaven dude.

yeah but i decided not to do it, i spoke to her and she's just like we'll just smoke some j's and hang out at mine. so looks like it's just an eighth this weekend haha

[terror_91]

yeah but i decided not to do it, i spoke to her and she's just like we'll just smoke some j's and hang out at mine. so looks like it's just an eighth this weekend haha
Pussy.

Do it by yourself. Cut a nice little chubby white line and go mental.

[g_loves_laura]

Pussy.

Do it by yourself. Cut a nice little chubby white line and go mental.

haha yeah just in my room on my own, that'd be perfect.

[terror_91]

haha yeah just in my room on my own, that'd be perfect.
I think you know what to do from here.

:coke::coke::coke::coke::coke::coke ::coke::coke::coke::coke:

[g_loves_laura]

i also live in the u.k and although our country is a shit hole i didnt know there was 14 year olds sniffing coke. maybe its because i dont live in a big bad city like stoke but i'm 15 and all thats on my mind is girls. i would think that your doing your gcse's at the moment so is it really worth mucking them up?

i'm not trying to get in any deep shit and besides i've done my maths and re exams last year in year 9 and i got A* in both, gcse's are my priority atm.

[g_loves_laura]

I think you know what to do from here.

:coke::coke::coke::coke::coke::coke ::coke::coke::coke::coke:

hahaa be an amazing experience all coked up on my own :p

[MattADALIE]

heroin and crack will fuck up lives, coke (IN MODERATION) will not turn you into an addict, mind over matter, don't let it overcome your life, but some people just have addictive personalities, i've seen it happen with weed, which is not addictive at all but people make it a priority, and honestly, it's so expensive, unless you have a pretty high paying jobs or friends who do it constantly, then it shouldn't even be an issue



It really won't



This.

I have someone very close to me who prioritizes his almost daily weed habit. People may say it's not addictive, but, personality traits of a constant pot-smoker seem the same to me minus certain psychotic bouts of emotions and such.

[chassmariee]

I hope you do enough to overdose homeboy.

[g_loves_laura]

I hope you do enough to overdose homeboy.

cheers for that

[quicksilv001]

do it dude.

[g_loves_laura]

do it dude.

nah

[tottivillarossi]

I hope you do enough to overdose homeboy.
Hahaha that's funny.

[Amour For Liars]

fuck you, stop trolling and go make some friends.
/thread

[Kill_the_radio]

stupid thread, stupid problem.

[Metal Now]

hit that like a tractor trailer with no brakes.

There's something very upsetting about seeing that statement next to Patrick Stump's face. I feel... sad.

[KingsCrossing]

Cocaine definitely inhibits your chances of getting hard. I would definitely avoid it, especially if you're only 14.

[Waldorf]

lol fuckin 14 years old

[-karla]

dayum.... i was a teenager in the wrong decade...