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Spicoli hey bud
07/01/06, 11:18 PM
to take it in the ass.
xearlynovemberx
07/01/06, 11:24 PM
same reason my mom did
TheByrus
07/01/06, 11:27 PM
im a giver not a taker.

santa would be proud.
Spicoli hey bud
07/02/06, 04:47 PM
same reason my mom did
what a slut
Alba
07/02/06, 09:13 PM
Its actually a fact that the chicken crossed the road to take it in the ass ... but it was because it knew my mighty, meaty cock was about to enter it's cloaca.
Broken Parachute
07/02/06, 09:41 PM
Anal.
ForeverInADay
07/02/06, 11:17 PM
It crossed to get to the other side.

Why'd the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stappled to the chicken.
ThirdTimeAround
07/03/06, 05:59 AM
to take it in the ass.

Golden.
ThirdTimeAround
07/03/06, 06:25 AM
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

:flag:

Why did the chicken cross the border?
ThirdTimeAround
07/03/06, 06:42 AM
To start a new life for its family which had been befallen by many hardships due to the poverty-stricken conditions from which they came?

Wrong; he was from Greece and he wanted his children to have a better chance of getting into college.
Broken Parachute
07/03/06, 08:18 AM
AMERICA! The land of oppurtunity!

:flag:
headclub
07/04/06, 12:06 AM
wow...this thread is priceless...
beatin_hearts
07/04/06, 01:28 AM
what's the difference between a gay dude and a refrigerator?
the refrigerator doesn't fart when you put meat in it
Base3Studd
07/04/06, 01:34 AM
chickens don't cross roads
A picasso blue
07/04/06, 08:28 AM
How are women like airplanes?

They both have cockpits.


alright i'm going outside now..
ThirdTimeAround
07/04/06, 08:37 AM
what's the difference between a gay dude and a refrigerator?
the refrigerator doesn't fart when you put meat in it

Hahahahaha.
Crocodile Logic
07/04/06, 08:49 AM
AMERICA! The land of oppurtunity!

:flag:
and misspelling!
Spicoli hey bud
07/04/06, 09:36 PM
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!