How many other guys, or girls...

[tottivillarossi]

Have the mentality that an empty house is a chance to crack one off, and properly let loose?










(I'm a guy, not a creep).

[kwsqd]

crack one off?

[tottivillarossi]

Yeah, you know, the old "low-five"?

[bstthngunvrhd7]

I looked up 'crack one off' on Urban Dictionary and it also said to fart loudly as well as what I am pretty sure this post is meant to say...that made me laugh.

[tottivillarossi]

I looked up 'crack one off' on Urban Dictionary and it also said to fart loudly as well as what I am pretty sure this post is meant to say...that made me laugh.
I don't fart when I masturbate. But I could, cos there'd be no else in the house.

[kwsqd]

I'm not following.

[bstthngunvrhd7]

I don't fart when I masturbate. But I could, cos there'd be no else in the house.

Thank you for that handy (hardy har har) bit of information.

[Smeee]

This thread is weird.

[rhinitus]

I don't fart when I masturbate. But I could, cos there'd be no else in the house.

i'm sitting here, still laughing as i type

[chicagogirll04]

Strange...

[wroteurname]

Nothin like waking up during winter break and no one else is gonna be home for several hours mmmmmmm. Maybe I should take that as an option to bring a girl over? Nah.

[DanTGD]

i instantly get naked, walk around the house, put some extra loud music on, some food in the oven, get in the shower (open door don't want to disrupt the music) then come out, get the food eat, if there's time after that I'll visit pleasure town.


i'm a student at the moment on a three month break, that's pretty much how I wake up every morning.

[GhostFight]

Yeah, you know, the old "low-five"?
ahahahaha, fuck, thats some funny shit man i gotta remember that one.

[MartyrsCasualty]

Yes.. but it's always much better when you smoke first

[sweepthenation]

Yes.. but it's always much better when you smoke first

I'm never in the mood when I smoke

[justrockthesock]

I don't fart when I masturbate. But I could, cos there'd be no else in the house.
hahaha

[alliegator16]

This thread is funny.

[j4ckieee]

this makes me uncomfortable, because i'm alone in my home and i hope this is not what people assume i have been doing all day

[zion the lion]

I'm home alone right now, and loving it.

That's about as much as I can legally say before this all turns into kp

[limepomegranate]

I'm never in the mood when I smoke
I almost always am! That's how I know i've smoked the right amount! Anymore than that and I freak out :/ <--low tolerance...

[limepomegranate]

I'm home alone right now, and loving it.

That's about as much as I can legally say before this all turns into kp
Porn?

[zion the lion]

Porn?

bingo

[kevinjordan]

i instantly get naked, walk around the house, put some extra loud music on, some food in the oven, get in the shower (open door don't want to disrupt the music) then come out, get the food eat, if there's time after that I'll visit pleasure town.


i'm a student at the moment on a three month break, that's pretty much how I wake up every morning.

That sounds fucking awesome.. I've never tried the baking while I'm showering thing. Although I usually do a load of laundry, so that's still pretty productive in my book.

[phil19]

yes

[DCD08]

empty house = get drunk

[DanTGD]

That sounds fucking awesome.. I've never tried the baking while I'm showering thing. Although I usually do a load of laundry, so that's still pretty productive in my book.

It's a pretty good routine, putting your food in first gives you about half hour to shower and get some form of clothes on, even if it's just some underwear, before your time is up. and then you have the last ten minutes of whatever album you put on to listen to while you enjoy a fucking good meal.

I'm just about to do it actually.

Game on.

[theguy77]

hahaha its depressing how dependant some of you are on masturbation. i mean everyone does it but seriously its definitely not the first thing i think about when my roomies leave the house. you can only pleasure yourself so often before it starts to make you feel really pathetic hahaha

[tottivillarossi]

hahaha its depressing how dependant some of you are on masturbation. i mean everyone does it but seriously its definitely not the first thing i think about when my roomies leave the house. you can only pleasure yourself so often before it starts to make you feel really pathetic hahaha
Yeah but girls have less of a sex drive than men.

[theguy77]

Yeah but girls have less of a sex drive than men.

hahaha what the fuck, did you just call me a girl? lol

[Deadbolt23]

Yeah but girls have less of a sex drive than men.

http://womenwhoride.typepad.com/.a/6a00e009919ec1883301156e6bd10d970c-800wi

DID HE JUST CALL HIM A GIRL?

[AndrewIcex]

I will say I do nothing differently when I am alone in my apartment... I stay in my room and sit on this fucking computer... too much.

[Hamlet]

i instantly get naked, walk around the house, put some extra loud music on, some food in the oven, get in the shower (open door don't want to disrupt the music) then come out, get the food eat, if there's time after that I'll visit pleasure town.


i'm a student at the moment on a three month break, that's pretty much how I wake up every morning.

This is the life. I pretty much do exactly this, including the open door shower with loud music.

Except there's a lot more air guitar involved, and I do the self-lovin' before the shower. Doing it after doesn't make sense...

[tottivillarossi]

hahaha what the fuck, did you just call me a girl? lol
If the vagina fits :-p

[Jaimehere]

i instantly get naked, walk around the house, put some extra loud music on, some food in the oven, get in the shower (open door don't want to disrupt the music) then come out, get the food eat, if there's time after that I'll visit pleasure town.


i'm a student at the moment on a three month break, that's pretty much how I wake up every morning.

lol exactly what i do and many of my friends xD

i don't know why it feels so good to walk around your house naked without anyone seeing you...