best punk song titles?

[level4loser]

i gotta say my favorite is "you were too ugly to rape so i just beat the shit out of you instead" by anal cunt.

2nd place goes to: "honey i shit the hot tub" by dillinger four.

any others?

[Carlo Marx]

super powers enable me to blend in with machinery

OR

SELLTHEHOUSESELLTHECARSELLTHEKIDSFI NDSOMEONEELSEFORGETITI'MNEVERCOMING BACKFORGETIT

by that band with the fat guy who gets drunk and naked at their shows.

[Bishop]

Descendents - I Wanna Be a Bear

More songs from the band with the fat guy who gets drunk and naked at their shows.

Portrait of the Artists as a Fucking Asshole
Supermodels Don't Drink Colt .45
Define Learning Disorder

[nofx5675]

Fuck Armagenden this is hell- Bad Religion

it the fucking truth

[level4loser]

Fuck Armagenden this is hell- Bad Religion

it the fucking truth

your name reminded me of one:

we threw gasoline on the fire and now we have stumps for arms and no eyebrows- nofx

[mrzippo3]

Why Do Fat Kids Like Metallica - Treephort

[Broken Parachute]

Insulted by Germans (Again) - NOFX

[x togepi x]

me vs. morrissey in the pretentiousness contest (the ladder match)- a wilhelm scream

[X Out The Eyes]

doublewhiskeycokenoice - d4
pints of guiness make you strong - against me
less deicide, more minor threat - paint it black

also lots of nmb songs because theyre from seinfeld. "nods to nothing" "everyday balloons" "bizarro me" "oh theres legwork"

[Carlo Marx]

None More Black - Ice Cream with the Enemy

[TheDeekay]

Underminded - Strikersdontstrikeonsuperbowlsunday
Anal Cunt - Your Kid Killed Himself Because You Suck

[Carlo Marx]

Anal Cunt - Easy E. Got AIDS From Freddy Mercury

[IAmHolocaust]

I Wanna Hump You - ChixdiggiT

[level4loser]

Anal Cunt - Your Kid Killed Himself Because You Suck

that song was written about eric claptons kid.

[she cant swim!]

your name reminded me of one:

we threw gasoline on the fire and now we have stumps for arms and no eyebrows- nofx
i was thinking of that when i saw the thread

[Darren McLeod]

Against Me! - You Look Like I Need a Drink
The Buzzing Bees - Bite The Curb, It's Vegan, I Swear.

[X Out The Eyes]

bad brains - pay to cum

[ALI.v.s.FRAZIER]

ALL - she broke my dick

[level4loser]

ALL - she broke my dick

damn dude i thought you were dead

[ALI.v.s.FRAZIER]

naw....my work cut off our internet and that was the only time I came here...thought I'd come by and see what's been goin' on here

[murphy77]

Screeching Weasel- I Wanna Be A Homosexual

[Oh, the horror!]

If I chose a specific name, I guarantee you it would be by The Great Redneck Hope, or Daggermouth.

[dead_milkgirl]

Why Do Fat Kids Like Metallica - Treephort

Haha, that's awesome

[exotic36084]

sex and violence-the exploited, just like the title!

[Asterix06]

Stick the fucking flag up your godamn ass you son of a bitch by propagandhi

[Czarsy]

Machine Gun Romantics - Nice Guys Finish Last But Assholes Get Murdered First

PS- Anal Cunt isn't a punk band.