Jerk Off List 2010

[IAmNietzche]

Every time you jerk off and the location. What you were thinking about is optional but definitely recommended.

http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspglxvyoz1qzc4eao1_500.gif

[popdisaster00]

I'll be thoroughly impressed if someone honestly posts in this thread every single time they jerk off this year.

[eraserhead]

HAHAHAHA awesome gif.

[TJ Wells]

tou fucking che

[Genuma]

i would have so many fucking posts in this thread.

[poppa Q]

as long as I don't have to post my previous five days' worth, I will be keeping track in here.

[irthesteve]

it's already the 6th, i have lost count

[IAmNietzche]

it's already the 6th, i have lost count
Hence the need for the thread.

[irthesteve]

There should be a Sex List 2010 to compare to

[danielineffigy]

Haven't all year, CHA CHING.

[Wake Up]

There should be a Sex List 2010 to compare to

I like this.

[jbaseball44]

Great thread.

[<*)))><]

There should be a Sex List 2010 to compare to
It will be much shorter.

[oldwirehands]

Bangbros.com

[irthesteve]

It will be much shorter.
which would turn it into a challenge for everyone, keep the sex list higher than the jerk off list, you gotta earn those tugs!

[<*)))><]

which would turn it into a challenge for everyone, keep the sex list higher than the jerk off list, you gotta earn those tugs!
I feel like that can be the new stimulus plan, people of AP would be spending money on hookers. Obama should of though of that one, instead of the bail outs.

[lindZ629]

1/6/10 @ approximately 7:30pm
http://i39.tinypic.com/ivwg0z.jpg

[narcoleptic953]

Classic thread.

[Genuma]

i think there should be a ban of all women from this thread, unless they want to participate. no lurking.

[irthesteve]

I feel like that can be the new stimulus plan, people of AP would be spending money on hookers. Obama should of though of that one, instead of the bail outs.
Obama challenges the States: More sex with other humans than with yourself in 2010

[<*)))><]

Obama challenges the States: More sex with other humans than with yourself in 2010
Would having sex with a life size cardboard cut out of your self being considered jerking off?

[Drew Beringer]

I'll get to 100k posts a lot quicker in this thread.

[irthesteve]

Would having sex with a life size cardboard cut out of your self being considered jerking off?
what part of human didn't register in your head

[Smeee]

Hahaha. I hope people genuinely do this.

[<*)))><]

what part of human didn't register in your head
Well it has an awesome gland, where the shame gland should be. True Story.

[TheHoldSteady]

lol, this thread is brilliant.

[doritoz]

Well it has an awesome gland, where the shame gland should be. True Story.
Legen...wait for it...dary!

[Meeze]

i shall follow this thread with a passion second to none. :bowdown:

[Ari Christos]

I'll be back here later tonight probably.

[<*)))><]

Legen...wait for it...dary!
and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!

[narcoleptic953]

I'm up to 75 already! High five!

[Car Crash Dream]

I'm up to 75 already! High five!
I don't want to touch either of your hands.

[muttley]

Shouldn't this be in PL?

Also, the other night in my bathroom.

[Genuma]

1. On the shitter - 1/6

[narcoleptic953]

I don't want to touch either of your hands.

Shit. Dude, it's called soap and water. Duh.

[narcoleptic953]

1. On the shitter - 1/6

/thread

[TheHoldSteady]

I don't want to touch either of your hands.

lol hahaha.

[drawndead]

1. computer chair listening to sjufan stevens cause that guy could make any guy cum

[Ari Christos]

1. On the shitter - 1/6

While you were shitting?

[jwicklun]

I'm up to 8 right now. This winter break needs to end.

[Genuma]

While you were shitting?
i was wiping then out to play came mr. boner and i couldn't just ignore him.

[heyzombiehitler]

1/6/10 @ approximately 7:30pm
http://i39.tinypic.com/ivwg0z.jpg


you win this thread.

[Ari Christos]

i was wiping then out to play came mr. boner and i couldn't just ignore him.

I do the same in the morning. Waking up with a boner is too convenient to pass up.

[jwicklun]

1/6/10 @ approximately 7:30pm
http://i39.tinypic.com/ivwg0z.jpg
oh. my. god.

[Genuma]

I do the same in the morning. Waking up with a boner is too convenient to pass up.
i ususally do it before i go to bed to avoid that, plus it helps me sleep like a warm glass of milk.

[JuneJuly]

I'm up to 75 already! High five!

wtf how?!

[Genuma]

wtf how?!
BY BEING SARCASTIC!

[jwicklun]

I do the same in the morning. Waking up with a boner is too convenient to pass up.
http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/morning-wood.html

[krystofer]

now, couch...8.5/10

[JuneJuly]

BY BEING SARCASTIC!

lol being on 4chan where people might have actually don't that has make my joke sensor very...shot.

also just an excuse for being oblivious.

[Ari Christos]

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/morning-wood.html

Hahaha that was pretty great

[GRIFFARD]

computer chair yesterday. Thinking about how I wanted some!
Just 1 this year. I'm going to try and keep a pretty good sex to wanking ratio going

[jwicklun]

please make this a popular thread on AP.

[yellowhouse]

i ususally do it before i go to bed to avoid that, plus it helps me sleep like a warm glass of milk.

Agreed.

[krystofer]

now, couch...8.5/10
this...again

[Schmidty Says]

Just one so far this year.

[kbi the crowing]

I've been jerking so often lately, no girlfriend over winter break.... shit sucks
I'd totally make the sex list 2010 thread if no one else does

[sweepthenation]

Last night before bed

[Genuma]

fuck haters, masturbation rules.

[Thomas Balkcom]

this thread is killing TJ's Book thread.

[SkyHeldUpByStar]

lol being on 4chan where people might have actually don't that has make my joke sensor very...shot.

also just an excuse for being oblivious.
........what?

[poppa Q]

hahaha

[anthonydarko]

Subscribing to this. Last night before I went to bed.

[JuneJuly]

........what?

:shrug: lol

[Mibabalou]

lol

20 min ago

[narcoleptic953]

this thread is killing TJ's Book thread.

Masturbation>Books

[Illadelphia]

Haha like two hours ago.
so that's 3 so far.

[sleepyseanzzz]

this thread just motivates me now lol

[narcoleptic953]

wtf how?!

I live for it man. I just fucking live for it.

[Ben09]

Monday to Shyla Stylez

[Meeze]

this thread just motivates me now lol

this...it's that little push that helps me rationalize it....off to xtube...

[jwicklun]

dude I've jacked it twice since I got here

[TheDemosRock]

I would have too many posts in this thread.. and I think 80% or more of us would.

[irthesteve]

1. In t-minus 5... 4... 3... 2...

[krystofer]

pics or it didn't happen

[Plus155]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/BWestbrook/686bd693.jpg

[poppa Q]

are you allowed to jerk it in Utah?

[oldwirehands]

I don't think I could ever bang Haley if I had the chance. I have a suspicion that her pussy smells like garbage.

[TheProsAndCons]

Think 3 times this year, that's like once every other day, by this rate should have 182.5 wanks by the end of the year....

Somehow, don't think I'll be having sex that many times.....grrrrrrr

[drawndead]

I don't think I could ever bang Haley if I had the chance. I have a suspicion that her pussy smells like garbage.

this:thumbup: :thumbup:

[drawndead]

if your ratio of jacking it to sex is 3:1 you'd be ron jeremy

we can only hope for a 12:1

[bard]

1. On the shitter - 1/6
poopjack, huh?
dude I've jacked it twice since I got here
hahahah, love that movie.

one of the funniest threads in a while, good job

[muttley]

I don't think I could ever bang Haley if I had the chance. I have a suspicion that her pussy smells like garbage.

On the other hand, it could be glorious.

[narcoleptic953]

Aiming for 15 today. Huzzah!

[oldwirehands]

On the other hand, it could be glorious.

I highly doubt it haha.

[muttley]

I highly doubt it haha.

You've got to believe!

[oldwirehands]

You've got to believe!

I'll believe when her stank ass puss is grindin' my face.

[muttley]

I'll believe when her stank ass puss is grindin' my face.

Fair enough.

[Ari Christos]

15 minutes ago. Feels good to get satisfy that boner I had in 7th period.

[Genuma]

2. About to start right now, on my couch. - 1/7