Jose Canseco is playing his first game tonight

[Broken Parachute]

And he's 0/2 with 2 K's so far.

[ntb60]

And he's 0/2 with 2 K's so far.


There's a shocker

[Caleb Cattivera]

There's a shocker

yeah he hasnt played organized baseball in 6 years.

[Broken Parachute]

yeah he hasnt played organized baseball in 6 years.
He played in a softball league or something. I remember ESPN reported that he had like 20 home runs or something haha

[looksthatkillbn]

hahahaha this is so great

[Caleb Cattivera]

He played in a softball league or something. I remember ESPN reported that he had like 20 home runs or something haha

hahahahaha. amazing.

you know, i hold the record for home runs in my town in kiddie leauge. my birthday falls so late, that when i was 10, i had to play with the 6 to 9 year olds, and the coach's still pitched to you. i had 36 hr's in a 12 game season. the best thing was, i played for mcdonalds and got a coupon for a free happy meal every home run i hit...i got fat that summer.

[Chriz2z]

hahahahaha. amazing.

you know, i hold the record for home runs in my town in kiddie leauge. my birthday falls so late, that when i was 10, i had to play with the 6 to 9 year olds, and the coach's still pitched to you. i had 36 hr's in a 12 game season. the best thing was, i played for mcdonalds and got a coupon for a free happy meal every home run i hit...i got fat that summer.
Hahahaha, that is amazing. That is a great story.

[Broken Parachute]

hahahahaha. amazing.

you know, i hold the record for home runs in my town in kiddie leauge. my birthday falls so late, that when i was 10, i had to play with the 6 to 9 year olds, and the coach's still pitched to you. i had 36 hr's in a 12 game season. the best thing was, i played for mcdonalds and got a coupon for a free happy meal every home run i hit...i got fat that summer.
Hahaha I had a similar problem. I was the biggest kid ever for my age. I was 7 and the size of a 12 year old. So they always put me on the older teams. So when I was on the 9-10 year old team, the coach was pitching to me and I cracked the ball so hard they had to back all the kids up against the fence so I didn't hurt anyone. It was so akward being big. I was always on older teams because of my size, it sucked..sometimes I never played.

I remember being 11 and playing on the 13-14 year old team. I was good too, my dad's friend was the coach so he tried to play me as much as possible..but I just wasn't as good as the older kids. I wished I had played on younger teams, I might have gotten even better.

[zizou1790]

im confused whose he playing for?

[Broken Parachute]

im confused whose he playing for?
San Diego Surf Dogs or something. A minor league team.

[zizou1790]

San Diego Surf Dogs or something. A minor league team.


haha San Diego Surf Dogs sweet name how can they let someone play who has admitted to using steriods though

[FondestMemory]

haha San Diego Surf Dogs sweet name how can they let someone play who has admitted to using steriods though

i believe it's an independent league. i could be wrong though.

[DaveFeelsRight]

So hes working his way up?

[snowandlights]

i believe it's an independent league. i could be wrong though.
Yeah it is.

[StandMyBrothers]

i believe it's an independent league. i could be wrong though.
No it is, Fullerton has one. I'm only going to go when they play Conseco though. Sit in the parking lot and wait for a homerun ball

[rcrook]

you guys dont get the funny part about this whole thing. jose canseco is a designated hitter for the surf dawgs...but every 5 days he is the starting pitcher...and he is not any typical starting pitcher...he's a knuckleball pitcher...i almost rolled my car when i heard that on the radio the other day

[Caleb Cattivera]

you guys dont get the funny part about this whole thing. jose canseco is a designated hitter for the surf dawgs...but every 5 days he is the starting pitcher...and he is not any typical starting pitcher...he's a knuckleball pitcher...i almost rolled my car when i heard that on the radio the other day

hahaha i can see you driving and that happening.

remember he pitched that game for the rangers way back when.

[bigmike]

hahahahaha. amazing.

you know, i hold the record for home runs in my town in kiddie leauge. my birthday falls so late, that when i was 10, i had to play with the 6 to 9 year olds, and the coach's still pitched to you. i had 36 hr's in a 12 game season. the best thing was, i played for mcdonalds and got a coupon for a free happy meal every home run i hit...i got fat that summer.
Quit lying Caleb.










You're still fat. :)

[Caleb Cattivera]

Quit lying Caleb.










You're still fat. :)

hahaha i know man. the munchies are a killer!

[bigmike]

hahaha i know man. the munchies are a killer!
haha, true true.

[Broken Parachute]

Jose Canseco's final game stats:

0/3, 3 K's, HBP

[DaveFeelsRight]

of course he will be rusty....


he needs to shoot up again

[StandMyBrothers]

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/50/full.getty-71313675dpm010_canseco_1_52_20_am.j pg

[Broken Parachute]

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/50/full.getty-71313675dpm010_canseco_1_52_20_am.j pg

Look at his arms. Shit..