fat girls need lovin too

[Base3Studd]

I got drunk and slept with a fat girl like a year ago. every chance my friends get, they give me shit about it. Anyone else made any "BIG" mistakes?

[Broken Parachute]

There's nothing wrong with that in my opinion. Sex is sex no matter how big the cushion for the pushin is. :shrugs:

[Base3Studd]

very true

[Base3Studd]

okay bad thread cuz fat girls are just gross

[Bishop]

I almost had sex with a "larger" girl and by almost I mean she was trying to pull me into the bedroom saying "let's have sex Anthony" and then me saying "no bitch, I need to finish my cigarette." Which I finished my cigarette and she went back inside and got more drunk and forgot about me.

[ghostyouare]

I almost had sex with a "larger" girl and by almost I mean she was trying to pull me into the bedroom saying "let's have sex Anthony" and then me saying "no bitch, I need to finish my cigarette." Which I finished my cigarette and she went back inside and got more drunk and forgot about me.
Im sorry.

My friends cousin just knocked up a 5'3 325lbs girl (Im not exaggerating) and he's going to marry her. He calls her, "the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."

[Base3Studd]

Im sorry.

My friends cousin just knocked up a 5'3 325lbs girl (Im not exaggerating) and he's going to marry her. He calls her, "the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."
therapy?

[romantic rights]

Im sorry.

My friends cousin just knocked up a 5'3 325lbs girl (Im not exaggerating) and he's going to marry her. He calls her, "the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."

hahaahahahahahahahahah

[matt_rawlings]

Fat girls don't deserve physical contact, respect or even to be looked at

[mrzippo3]

Fat girls don't deserve physical contact, respect or even to be looked at
LOL

[clevername]

Fat girls don't deserve physical contact, respect or even to be looked at

Jeez THANK YOU. Everyone knows this by now.

It's a proven fact fat girls don't have feelings. I mean why else would they try to wear skirts so that it looks like sea lions rubbing together when they walk. And don't get me started on the shirts that don't fit. That to me proves they don't have feelings towards the rest of the world-- if they did they wouldn't torture our eyes with those things.


...j/k?

[Brandn3w]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=116965

[A picasso blue]

Lose some weight goddammit.

[ThirdTimeAround]

There's nothing wrong with that in my opinion. Sex is sex no matter how big the cushion for the pushin is. :shrugs:

You are my idol.

[_Andrew]

wow you people are cold.

[GRIFFARD]

i hate fat peeps. it's not that hard to stay in shape. you don't need another cupcake goddamnit

[ForeverInADay]

Fat girls don't deserve physical contact, respect or even to be looked at
hahahahaha awful.

[Freud]

ive heard fat girls give the best head.

[Base3Studd]

ive heard fat girls give the best head.
they have to

[KidLightning]

meh, i've been there, but in my case i was so drunk i didn't remember having sex with her until someone brought it up the next day. that's what happens when you find out your girlfriend of 4 and a half years has been cheating on you, you get wasted and some fattie who has the hots for you takes advantage of your fragile emotional state and you figure "fuck it, at least i'm gettin some pussy"

[Venona]

I made out with a fat girl at Mardi Gras one time
and i wasnt even drunk
just desperate
and my friends give me shit for it alot
but i'm a "Chubby boy"
so i guess they think it makes sense

i personally think some bigger chicks are hot
well it depends
if her face is cute
tits are big
nice ass
and she's not like gigantic big
and a good personality

[Base3Studd]

meh, i've been there, but in my case i was so drunk i didn't remember having sex with her until someone brought it up the next day. that's what happens when you find out your girlfriend of 4 and a half years has been cheating on you, you get wasted and some fattie who has the hots for you takes advantage of your fragile emotional state and you figure "fuck it, at least i'm gettin some pussy"
ya mine was after a 6 month hiatus from sex after a long term gf broke up w/me.....nevertheless my friends can hold that over my head

[TheByrus]

i dont have a problem with fat people.


i just wouldnt sleep with them.

[danielplaysbass]

a wise man once told me 'fat girls are like mopeds...they're fun to ride but you don't want your best friend to see you with one..'

I'd never touch one though...

[bigmike]

last night i was drinking at this kid's house and his dad was drunk and we were talking and he said, quote "Never turn it down. Big, fat, black, white, red, blue, anorexic, bullemic, whatever. If it's human, has a pussy, don't turn it down. You can always deny it later."

[clevername]

last night i was drinking at this kid's house and his dad was drunk and we were talking and he said, quote "Never turn it down. Big, fat, black, white, red, blue, anorexic, bullemic, whatever. If it's human, has a pussy, don't turn it down. You can always deny it later."

I spit out what I was drinking while reading that. That just made me laugh really hard.

Two posts that made you my hero in one day. Impressive.

[bigmike]

I spit out what I was drinking while reading that. That just made me laugh really hard.

Two posts that made you my hero in one day. Impressive.
haha, i aim to please.

[no_name16]

on like the second to last day of school this fat gir; who is way to big for the desks we have and usualy sits in a chair at the back of the room at an extra teacher's desk or something was trying to get her year book signed because she is moving and she sat on the edge of a desk that was already partialy broken and broke it the rest of the way she fell flat on her ass. another time when we where in 5th grade we went the liberty science center and she got stuck in the touch tunnel. then in 6th grade she wore a shirt that said don't hate me because i'm beautiful (which we still make fun of her for). when we where asked what we wanted to do with our lives in 8th grade she said she wanted to be a super model and my friend said "yea right fatty" and he was suspened for like a week and the reason was lowering someone elses self-esteem. that's the exact words from his write up slip. ahh fun times

[boysdontcry17]

i dont find large ladies attractive. they remind me of really sloppy pancakes.

[blazedave123]

i messed around with a big girl not that big juss her stomache was big but i coulda went out with her but i had no feelings for her so it didnt werk out but after me n her stop talkin she lost her weight and now she looks hott but still i have no feelins for her

[FstFtsVsFences]

ive heard fat girls give the best head.
Because they're hungry...


But really, doing a fatty is a lot like riding a Razor scooter. It's only fun until your friends find out.

[Alba]

Dude one time I fucked this girl who was like 400 lbs. It was amazing, the feeling of not being able to breathe while having an orgasm was amazing! Obviously just kidding.

[XplainUrEmoDays]

haha i find this thread highly amusing and im a girl granted not fat but who cares this is fucking funny. Plus you havn't seen anything until a fat chick comes up to you and starts accusing you of talking to the guy she likes acting like shes going out with him like you are trying to like screw him on the spot or something when she is a stalker and dilusional, and thinks shes some sort of goddess on earth. try dealing with that, i don't think the guy will ever be the same after having her stalk him, and such.

[Alba]

haha i find this thread highly amusing and im a girl granted not fat but who cares this is fucking funny. Plus you havn't seen anything until a fat chick comes up to you and starts accusing you of talking to the guy she likes acting like shes going out with him like you are trying to like screw him on the spot or something when she is a stalker and dilusional, and thinks shes some sort of goddess on earth. try dealing with that, i don't think the guy will ever be the same after having her stalk him, and such.

Just bitch slap her. It works every time.

[XplainUrEmoDays]

Just bitch slap her. It works every time.
I'd try it but i think her fat would absorb the blow besides seeing her cry in the bathroom just because he didn't say hi was just to funny. I mean how pathetic can you get?

[Alba]

I'd try it but i think her fat would absorb the blow besides seeing her cry in the bathroom just because he didn't say hi was just to funny. I mean how pathetic can you get?

Buy her a beanie baby. She'll totally love it and name it, and stuff it into her vagina for safe keeping.

[XplainUrEmoDays]

Buy her a beanie baby. She'll totally love it and name it, and stuff it into her vagina for safe keeping.
nah nah nah what she'll do is look at it name it after him then proceed to rape that oor defensless beanie baby every chance she gets.

[Alba]

nah nah nah what she'll do is look at it name it after him then proceed to rape that oor defensless beanie baby every chance she gets.

In that case get her the Wrinkley Dog, this way, some little girl might spot it and think it's cute and rescue it. Ok yeah my logic is totally flawed.

[XplainUrEmoDays]

In that case get her the Wrinkley Dog, this way, some little girl might spot it and think it's cute and rescue it. Ok yeah my logic is totally flawed.
haha flawed logic is good logic though because it makes me laugh. One could only hope that someone would rescue that poor dog, it may decide to commit suicide otherwise.

[Alba]

Beanie suicide is an unknown problem. But it is rampant and widespread.

[XplainUrEmoDays]

it's spreading like wildfire throughout the world hell 5 of mine hoped the bridge last week.

[Alba]

I saw my god damned Unicorn hanging from the fan ... and hanging from it's horn was my fucking beanie octopus. I mean c'mon now. I take care of them. I feed them. I bathe them. I heat them in the oven so they don't get too cold. Why would they do this to me? I'm gonna go listen to Hold On by Good Charlotte and hopefully my beanies will get the message.

[clevername]

I never had a beanie Baby but I heard that one from the town over came back to where he used to live after the kid gave it away, killed the kid, the 4 friends sleeping over and then commited suicide. It was a horrible case.

[Alba]

I never had a beanie Baby but I heard that one from the town over came back to where he used to live after the kid gave it away, killed the kid, the 4 friends sleeping over and then commited suicide. It was a horrible case.

... I think that was my beanie Roger. That fucking Goat. How did you find this out. ... Alright I'm done with the beanie jokes, I sound like a huge gay right now.

[XplainUrEmoDays]

One time I found my Beanie that i had put in time out standing over me with a knife in my sleep. I was forced to use drastic measures to fend it off. ((I threw it against the wall)) I never thought eggburt would turn on me.

Eh i done wit beanies they losin there appeal.

[Alba]

One time I found my Beanie that i had put in time out standing over me with a knife in my sleep. I was forced to use drastic measures to fend it off. ((I threw it against the wall)) I never thought eggburt would turn on me.

Eh i done wit beanies they losin there appeal.

When it became tough to write about 'cause I was trying to make sense, I decided it was better to stop.

[XplainUrEmoDays]

hehe smart paln

[walshknilb281]

Fat girls don't deserve physical contact, respect or even to be looked at

Rawlings your the funniest kid on these boards and I would love to get drunk with you sometime

[we are cured]

on like the second to last day of school this fat gir; who is way to big for the desks we have and usualy sits in a chair at the back of the room at an extra teacher's desk or something was trying to get her year book signed because she is moving and she sat on the edge of a desk that was already partialy broken and broke it the rest of the way she fell flat on her ass. another time when we where in 5th grade we went the liberty science center and she got stuck in the touch tunnel. then in 6th grade she wore a shirt that said don't hate me because i'm beautiful (which we still make fun of her for). when we where asked what we wanted to do with our lives in 8th grade she said she wanted to be a super model and my friend said "yea right fatty" and he was suspened for like a week and the reason was lowering someone elses self-esteem. that's the exact words from his write up slip. ahh fun times

STUCK IN THE TOUCH TUNNEL hahahahahahahahaha...that's gotta suck for the kid right behind her

[The_Full_Effect]

like my grandpa says. "your not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep yourself from falling off the earth, then you can go and hump a fatty chick."

[marrost]

I fuck fat girls when I'm drunk. Screw it, they'll go down on you without having to force them.

[DeadCityScars]

Thread Resurrected
This old thread brought to you by the Dead Thread Society.

[ForeverInADay]

I fuck fat girls when I'm drunk. Screw it, they'll go down on you without having to force them.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha awesome

[gunzgobangz]

props to the guys in here who think it's okay to have sex with a larger girl.

i'm more attracted to thicker girls. not necessarily 'fat'...but they still have personalities.


some of you are just too materialistic. bleh to you.

[williek311]

shes double my body weight, double the fun
I'm doubling my pleasure like double mint gum

[TBSowns524]

"What? Fat chicks need love to. They just gotta pay for it," -Quagmire

[we are cured]

yeah fat girls have better personalities. plus they don't get it that often so they usually go NUTS. but at the same time, do you really like looking down at that monstrous roll slapping you in the chin while you rail her missionary? (i'm talking really fat here not just a little out of shape..yeah i've been there) no, you do not. that's why beer is the answer.

[Kodi_bnb]

Wow. Lol.

[Bean]

A little meat doesn't hurt. If she was fatty fat and I was really desperate and drunk, I might fuck it. Definitely get some suction.

[Zeran]

I got drunk and slept with a fat girl like a year ago. every chance my friends get, they give me shit about it. Anyone else made any "BIG" mistakes?

no. that's unforgiveable man.

[sayyes]

I fuck fat girls when I'm drunk. Screw it, they'll go down on you without having to force them.
would you go down on a fat girl?

[TheTrooth]

like my grandpa says. "your not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep yourself from falling off the earth, then you can go and hump a fatty chick."


old people are always right

[boysdontcry17]

a fat chick kept hittin on me at a party. she kept givin me hugs

[laryssa]

Coming from a fat girl, it's true. We need lovin' too.

[boysdontcry17]

you dont look fat on your profile pic. gained weight?

[WhatJulianSaid]

Coming from a fat girl, it's true. We need lovin' too.

for some reason I think I know you

[DemBitties]

Five year thread bump much? Haha.

Reading the previous posts brought the lulz, so I'm reviving this motherfucker.

Ladies feel free to jump in any time about your sexual escapades with the fatties. Why is it only restricted to the gentlemen? Do fat dudes need lovin too?

Is there a future for them aside from wearing Tommy Bahama shirts and playing guitar in Bowling For Soup?

[JoshSalas]

Thread is lulz, but also somewhat sad.

[icynova]

I agree with the title. I have no problem with fatties, as long as it's getting some.

[wroteurname]

Any "big" mistakes lolol

[movingxpictures]

wut is this i don't even

[Sunken In]

Haha some of things that were said in this thread..in this month...5 years ago..

[laryssa]

for some reason I think I know you

I doubt it.

[WhatJulianSaid]

I doubt it.

probably from the old myspace days your name and place seem familiar lol

[Perkins]

on like the second to last day of school this fat gir; who is way to big for the desks we have and usualy sits in a chair at the back of the room at an extra teacher's desk or something was trying to get her year book signed because she is moving and she sat on the edge of a desk that was already partialy broken and broke it the rest of the way she fell flat on her ass. another time when we where in 5th grade we went the liberty science center and she got stuck in the touch tunnel. then in 6th grade she wore a shirt that said don't hate me because i'm beautiful (which we still make fun of her for). when we where asked what we wanted to do with our lives in 8th grade she said she wanted to be a super model and my friend said "yea right fatty" and he was suspened for like a week and the reason was lowering someone elses self-esteem. that's the exact words from his write up slip. ahh fun times

fucked up right there.

and i loved the quote about never turning it down, +1 for that.

[wall e]

Wait.

[SwertsOnALog]

i lost my virginity to a larger girl. 6 years ago. Now she's married with a child. haha

[phil19]

you've got to slay the dragons before you find your princess

[stevenjksu]

^^^ this.

[applecrisp86]

totally this ^^^

[thekeywork2113]

ignorant thread.

[phil19]

ignorant thread.

someone's a chubby chaser

[thekeywork2113]

someone's a chubby chaser

fo sho dude.

someone's a scumbag.

[phil19]

fo sho dude.

someone's a scumbag.

no scumbags here. ive been with a large girl

[thekeywork2113]

no scumbags here. ive been with a large girl

and i give a shit? how is getting with a "larger" girl not make you a scumbag. did you not refer to them as the "dragons" you have to slay before the princess. getthefuck.

[phil19]

and i give a shit? how is getting with a "larger" girl not make you a scumbag. did you not refer to them as the "dragons" you have to slay before the princess. getthefuck.

lighten up bro.

[imissyourface03]

I've gotta know, what's everyone's definition of "fat?" Because people see it differently. I personally believe that I'm fat. So I just want to know what everybody else views as fat.

[limepomegranate]

I've gotta know, what's everyone's definition of "fat?" Because people see it differently. I personally believe that I'm fat. So I just want to know what everybody else views as fat.
I think i'm fat too but if I saw you I highly doubt I would think you were fat!

[limepomegranate]

and i give a shit? how is getting with a "larger" girl not make you a scumbag. did you not refer to them as the "dragons" you have to slay before the princess. getthefuck.
Uhhhh lighten up man...I lol'ed hXc!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-d

[phil19]

I think i'm fat too but if I saw you I highly doubt I would think you were fat!

judging by your pic id say you weren't fat at all

[HYGz]

Fat chicks bum me out, man. They also sometimes mosh at shows for my enjoyment.

[CheckeredFloors]

Would go a chubby girl but never, ever, ever a fat girl.

[phil19]

Fat chicks bum me out, man. They also sometimes mosh at shows for my enjoyment.

hahahaha

[TZE]

wow this thread is worth 5 years of regret

[sayyes]

Fat chance!

[CruiseControl]

So when do you cross the line from being chubby to being fat? When they get a double chin or something?

I consider myself to be chubby and I've only had sex with skinny, in shape guys. That's just the way it ended up at this point in my life, but I don't think I would turn down a chubby guy. Maybe a fat guy though, I dont know. Also, it depends on the situation and the persons personality. But fuck you to all those guys that think that if you have a little bit of chunk, you're an unattractive waste of a vagina.

[Amber4961]

every fat girl has a hot friend, the hot friend will wonder why the fat girl and not her, it works in your favor

[lovemedead89]

One of my very good girl friends is at least 150lbs over weight. When we go to the bar together she sees guys hitting on me and buying me drinks, but, then she asks why guys don't want her. She asks it in a question form and stares at me. Which of course makes me very uncomfortable. What do I say to her? I normally go "oh, boys are stupid" BUT she keeps asking me EVERY time!

[sjb2k1]

One of my very good girl friends is at least 150lbs over weight. When we go to the bar together she sees guys hitting on me and buying me drinks, but, then she asks why guys don't want her. She asks it in a question form and stares at me. Which of course makes me very uncomfortable. What do I say to her? I normally go "oh, boys are stupid" BUT she keeps asking me EVERY time!
get uglier. seriously, go out one night looking terrible. it'll make her feel better.

[Kassie09]

One of my very good girl friends is at least 150lbs over weight. When we go to the bar together she sees guys hitting on me and buying me drinks, but, then she asks why guys don't want her. She asks it in a question form and stares at me. Which of course makes me very uncomfortable. What do I say to her? I normally go "oh, boys are stupid" BUT she keeps asking me EVERY time!

thats awkward, i mean she should realize why guys aren't. It isn't like she's just chubby or something..150 lbs overweight is A LOT. It's weird she'd try to make you feel bad. I'd keep saying "dunno, boys are silly" or something. Every time. Don't want to hurt her feelings..but obviously she is oblivious to how large she has become.

[lovemedead89]

get uglier. seriously, go out one night looking terrible. it'll make her feel better.

Well one night I helped her get a guy to make out with her. Well I didn't force him, his friend wanted me, so in turn I guess his friend helped him out? I dunno. Anyways EVER since then I am her favorite person to go with, I think she thinks I am the magic maker or something!

[sjb2k1]

Well one night I helped her get a guy to make out with her. Well I didn't force him, his friend wanted me, so in turn I guess his friend helped him out? I dunno. Anyways EVER since then I am her favorite person to go with, I think she thinks I am the magic maker or something!
that's a hell of a wingman. you and that dude's, haha...i really don't know what to tell you though, except go out one night looking broke down, haha

[herestoyoufla]

One of my very good girl friends is at least 150lbs over weight. When we go to the bar together she sees guys hitting on me and buying me drinks, but, then she asks why guys don't want her. She asks it in a question form and stares at me. Which of course makes me very uncomfortable. What do I say to her? I normally go "oh, boys are stupid" BUT she keeps asking me EVERY time!
This might sound bad, but maybe you should just tell her. Don't be mean about it, but tell her what the actual problem is. Maybe that's what she needs to hear. Maybe it will give her motivation to diet/workout or whatever. I know that if i started getting overweight, i'd want my friends to tell me ASAP so i could start changing my eating habits, etc. Sometimes, even though it may seem obvious to others, it's hard for people to accept and see what's happening on their own.

[lovemedead89]

get uglier. seriously, go out one night looking terrible. it'll make her feel better.

This might sound bad, but maybe you should just tell her. Don't be mean about it, but tell her what the actual problem is. Maybe that's what she needs to hear. Maybe it will give her motivation to diet/workout or whatever. I know that if i started getting overweight, i'd want my friends to tell me ASAP so i could start changing my eating habits, etc. Sometimes, even though it may seem obvious to others, it's hard for people to accept and see what's happening on their own.

Honestly, how do you say because you are fat nicely?

[Kassie09]

if one of my friends ever told me i was fat and thats why no one wanted to buy me drinks id probably be anorexic and get severe problems with my self worth but maybe that's just me...I wouldnt say that to her..

[herestoyoufla]

Honestly, how do you say because you are fat nicely?
Haha, there isn't a "nice" way i guess, because no one wants to ever hear that. I'm just saying, sometimes people need to hear the truth, without the sugar-coated bullshit.

[luckykaruba]

Honestly, how do you say because you are fat nicely?

You could ask her to start working out with you. Tell her you need a partner to Stay motivated.

It terms of her being fat and telling her. Anytime she brings it up you could say that you are frequenting places that might not appreciate her body type. And then offer to check out new places.

[sjb2k1]

Honestly, how do you say because you are fat nicely?
there's no nice way to say you're fat

[zion the lion]

This might sound bad, but maybe you should just tell her. Don't be mean about it, but tell her what the actual problem is. Maybe that's what she needs to hear. Maybe it will give her motivation to diet/workout or whatever. I know that if i started getting overweight, i'd want my friends to tell me ASAP so i could start changing my eating habits, etc. Sometimes, even though it may seem obvious to others, it's hard for people to accept and see what's happening on their own.

If she shops for clothes, looks in the mirror, or even does her own laundry I'm pretty sure she knows shes fat.

[herestoyoufla]

If she shops for clothes, looks in the mirror, or even does her own laundry I'm pretty sure she knows shes fat.
Then she should really stop asking rhetorical questions.

[zion the lion]

Then she should really stop asking rhetorical questions.

maybe she thinks guys are going to look past the fat and like her for something else. Or maybe she's testing her friend.

[lovemedead89]

If she shops for clothes, looks in the mirror, or even does her own laundry I'm pretty sure she knows shes fat.

See thats what I was thinking too! Oh well. I'll just have to work my magic again. haha

[herestoyoufla]

maybe she thinks guys are going to look past the fat and like her for something else. Or maybe she's testing her friend.
What would she be testing her for? To see whether or not she lies and says she looks fine?

[zion the lion]

What would she be testing her for? To see whether or not she lies and says she looks fine?

Exactly.

[lovemedead89]

Exactly.

That just seems kinda immature.

[zion the lion]

That just seems kinda immature.

I cant think of any other reason why someone who is that overweight would ask a question like that more than once.

[JoshSalas]

Next time she asks why only you get hit on you could word your answer something like 'guys seem to be into really thin girls lately for whatever reason' instead of 'you're fat'. You could even throw in 'because that's all I have going for me' or another self-put down type thing that makes it appear that the two of you are on the same level.

[herestoyoufla]

Exactly.
I guess i'm just confused as to why she would want her friends to lie to her?

[SimplyPaige]

.........awk

[zion the lion]

I guess i'm just confused as to why she would want her friends to lie to her?

Maybe she's fishing for a compliment, or trying to see how loyal her friend is.

[herestoyoufla]

Maybe she's fishing for a compliment, or trying to see how loyal her friend is.
Haha i'm so confused now. If she's trying to see how loyal she is, wouldn't she want to tell her that she's overweight?

[zion the lion]

Haha i'm so confused now. If she's trying to see how loyal she is, wouldn't she want to tell her that she's overweight?

If she's testing her, she'd want to see how loyal she is and if she'd tell the truth. If she's fishing for a compliment, she'd want her to lie. But I dont live in the girls brain so I dont know.

[herestoyoufla]

Girls are confusing. hahahaha

[Emarosa12]

This thread = lolz

[DemBitties]

Girls are confusing. hahahaha

No, it's just Zion complicating things, as usual.