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Jeremy Aaron
01/07/10, 01:50 PM
Them Crooked Vultures - Them Crooked Vultures
Record Label: Interscope
Release Date: November 17, 2009

Them Crooked Vultures seems like it came from out of nowhere, dropping only a few short months after its members announced they'd been recording an album. Rock fans everywhere rejoiced at the thought of a collaborative effort from these three heavyweights. Perhaps the most intriguing lineup in recent supergroup memory (except maybe Tinted Windows, whose lineup was not intriguing in a good way), Them Crooked Vultures-- Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters, Nirvana), John Paul Jones (Led fucking Zeppelin), and Josh Homme (approximately one million different projects)-- is definitely not short on star power, but what would they conspire to lay on eager listeners' ears?

Well, as you would imagine, there's a healthy amount of good old fashioned rock 'n' roll muscle-- sixty-six minutes worth, in fact-- with Homme leading the charge. And as you'd also imagine, it does at least somewhat succumb to the pitfall of most supergroups, the failure to either sound like an electrifying amalgam of its members' previous groups or to be something completely new altogether. With Homme manning guitar and lead vocals, his presence can't help but dominate the album, so it comes across as something like Queens of the Stone Age or Eagles of Death Metal with Dave Grohl on drums and John Paul Jones on bass. But really, is that such a bad thing? After all, few artists' catalogs encapsulate the whole "sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll" concept quite as completely as Homme's, so who better to front a band like this?

Homme and friends waste no time getting to the sex part, as the kickoff tune "No One Loves Me and Neither Do I" features some scuzzy guitar licks and lyrics to match: "So I told her I was rich, then she asked could I use a dirty bitch. Of course," and "[She said] 'I've got a beautiful place to put your face,' and she was right." Homme's slithery vocal and effortless swagger allow him to pull this off naturally, while the same performance from another singer might have strained credulity.

If you're looking for clear evidence that this is actually something other than just another Josh Homme project, it comes on "Mind Eraser, No Chaser", on which he and Grohl alternate vocals in the chorus. With its obvious showcase of both stars, it would have made a great choice as a lead single, but you can't place fault anywhere for the selection of "New Fang", probably the most instantly likable and commercially viable track on the album. The hook is obvious, and there's a taste of the jamming that characterizes that album as a whole and hints at how much fun it must have been to make.

For relatability, "Dead End Friends" is sure to strike a chord with a lot of listeners. With lyrics like "I drive all alone at night. Don't know what I'm headed for. I follow the road blind," it definitely speaks to a guy like me, who's approaching thirty and still doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up. Its mid-tempo groove is simple and contagious, suggesting single potential. Less simple musically is "Elephants", the album's first real extended jam, which transitions from speedy riffing to an edgy psychedelic sound and then back again.

Them Crooked Vultures also provides Homme with an opportunity to explore his entire range, going light falsetto on "Scumbag Blues" (classic Homme song title, if there ever was one) and grave low-end on "Bandoliers". His approach is more straight-forward on "Reptiles", allowing the complex arrangement to take center stage. It's probably the album's most interesting cut musically, though it occasionally borders on cluttered.

Following the ethereal segue "Interlude With Ludes", the rock returns with "Warsaw or the First Breath You Take After You Give Up". Somewhere in the midst of the song's nearly eight-minute run time, even on my first listen, I started to think that this is all just too much. As fun as this album is at its best, it's a bit difficult to digest in its entirety. I bet it would be awesome to see this performed live, and in many ways, that energy comes off on recording, but some of these jam sessions probably didn't need to make the final cut. That's not to say there's no reason to keep listening. Jones' keyboard work on "Caligulove" recalls the late-'60s and early-'70s classic rock with which he's associated, and "Gunman" is a clinic on the power of repetitive riffing. Once again, though, we're faced with an overlong piece in the form of closer "Spinning in Daffodils", a superfluous number given the sixty minutes that precede it.

In the end, what we're left with is a record that without question reflects the greatness of the men that created it, but finds them giving in to indulgences rather than creating a focused record. But I guess that's kind of the point. Not one of these guys has anything left to prove, and I certainly can't knock them for living out a wish to record together and having a good time with it. A number of these tracks will likely be in my rotation for some time to come, as there is some truly terrific stuff here. However, as a whole, Them Crooked Vultures is a perfect example of more adding up to less.

1. No One Loves Me, and Neither Do I (5:10)
2. Mind Eraser, No Chaser (4:07)
3. New Fang (3:48)
4. Dead End Friends (3:15)
5. Elephants (6:50)
6. Scumbag Blues (4:26)
7. Bandoliers (5:42)
8. Reptiles (4:16)
9. Interlude With Ludes (3:44)
10. Warsaw or the First Breath You Take After You Give Up (7:50)
11. Caligulove (4:55)
12. Gunman (4:45)
13. Spinning in Daffodils (7:28)

kevinAIWW
01/07/10, 02:43 PM
Three Rock Gods. Making an album. I love this CD. Great review!

steveC
01/07/10, 05:04 PM
i think i'll check this out now

CarouselBoy
01/07/10, 06:06 PM
nice review. Record sounds really tempting and a coworker of mine who eats this stuff up says its great but I'm not sold on it. I need to listen to a few tracks first.

doritoz
01/07/10, 08:29 PM
I think Elephants is NICER DICER, but haven't really given the rest a chance.

live4music
01/08/10, 08:04 AM
Such a dead-on fucking review. Bravo. Just a fun rock n' roll record

The Revisionist
01/08/10, 08:31 AM
I was much more excited for the announced lineup of Tinted Windows.

Memphis
01/08/10, 08:39 AM
great review, i agree completely, hopefully their next record will be more focused

HometownHero
01/08/10, 08:47 AM
I was much more excited for the announced lineup of Tinted Windows.
Please let this be sarcasm for my heart and souls sake

HometownHero
01/08/10, 08:48 AM
Also this album fucking rules. Just saying

perceptrons
01/08/10, 08:57 AM
Is it better than "Permission To Land," though?

The Revisionist
01/08/10, 09:02 AM
Please let this be sarcasm for my heart and souls sake
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Yellowcard2006
01/08/10, 09:57 AM
I really like "Mind Eraser"

MorningStar10
01/08/10, 09:58 AM
Is it better than "Permission To Land," though?
my nut-sack is better than Permission to Land.

HometownHero
01/08/10, 10:26 AM
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
But....Tinted Windows had a Hanson brother. Does not compute

jbaseball44
01/08/10, 10:30 AM
Album is pretty average

The Revisionist
01/08/10, 10:49 AM
But....Tinted Windows had a Hanson brother. Does not compute
Hanson wrote pretty decent pop songs.

Frankly, to me it comes down to a Fountain of Wayne versus a Foo Fighter, and the Fountain wins.

HometownHero
01/08/10, 10:53 AM
Hanson wrote pretty decent pop songs.

Frankly, to me it comes down to a Fountain of Wayne versus a Foo Fighter, and the Fountain wins.
If it weren't for your avatar I'd argue with you more. But I just can't because it makes me laugh to much

Hagysaurus Rex
01/08/10, 10:58 AM
TCV > Tinted Windows, but I still enjoyed both.

:shrug:

Hagysaurus Rex
01/08/10, 10:59 AM
my nut-sack is better than Permission to Land.

Then you must have an awesome nut-sack.

brenByah
01/08/10, 11:38 AM
More Grohl please.

Kurt Retenauer
01/08/10, 11:44 AM
Hanson wrote pretty decent pop songs.

Frankly, to me it comes down to a Fountain of Wayne versus a Foo Fighter, and the Fountain wins.
This.

IceAge/HeatWave
01/08/10, 12:08 PM
i agreed with this review a lot on the first few listens, about it being difficult to digest at some points and indulgent as a whole. but after several listens, i can't get nough of it. after new fang (track 3), this album is nearly flawless. despite what i wrote in my EOTY list a few days before the close of '09, this is undoubtably my favorite record of last year.

Indoor Living
01/08/10, 03:10 PM
Hanson wrote pretty decent pop songs.

Frankly, to me it comes down to a Fountain of Wayne versus a Foo Fighter, and the Fountain wins.
Hanson gets a terrible rap, way too often. It's not good.

ozzysaxman
01/08/10, 04:35 PM
I have to strongly disagree. TCV have bypassed the supergroup bullshit and made a killer, and more importantly, an honest recording here. 95% for sure.

newfoundmichael
01/08/10, 07:16 PM
But....Tinted Windows had a Hanson brother. Does not compute
Definitely nothing wrong with Hanson. They get a bad wrap because of "Mmbop" but they are an above average band.

With that being said, Foo > Fountains of Wayne any day of the week. Not sure why that is even being argued.

-karla
01/08/10, 09:26 PM
led zep>kyuss>foo fighters>them crooked vultures

Alex DiVincenzo
01/08/10, 11:29 PM
Awesome album. As good as the sum of its parts.

GibsonFF
01/09/10, 12:11 AM
Album is pretty average

Really? This is seriously one of the greatest albums of all time. As much as I respect the guys for not giving a shit about selling a million copies of it, its kinda sad that something like Miley Cirus or Lady Gaga can sell more than a REAL record.

led zep>kyuss>foo fighters>them crooked vultures

I'd have to say zep>TCV>QOTSA>FF>Kyuss>Nirvana

When you listen to TCV...you can't help but think of IV and Physical Graffiti and Houses of the Holy. As much as people say "Zep is GOD! nothing can be better"...you can't tell me that this doesn't at least come close. Grohl and Bonham are easily the 2 greatest drummers of all time. And as much as no one will admit it, Josh Homme is a damn good guitarist. He's very talented and very creative. He writes a lot of sick riffs and solos. I'm not saying he's Page, but he if definitely an underrated guitarist, and A LOT better than most of those in "succesful" bands today.

Its also ridiculous to call them a "supergroup." They aren't Velvet Revolver or Audioslave or anything like that. They aren't here to make a living and to be popular. They're 3 friends making and playing music the way its supposed to be...for the passion.

I was fortunate enough to see them live in Boston and it was hands down the greatest show I've ever experienced. The passion and excitement on their faces was greater than anything I've ever experienced. These guys are going to be playing together for a while...they won't crash and burn like expected like other "supergroups"

ZeoVGM
01/09/10, 01:58 AM
But....Tinted Windows had a Hanson brother. Does not compute

So... it has a talented musician and that's a problem?

jbaseball44
01/09/10, 07:18 AM
Really? This is seriously one of the greatest albums of all time. As much as I respect the guys for not giving a shit about selling a million copies of it, its kinda sad that something like Miley Cirus or Lady Gaga can sell more than a REAL record.
I have no idea how many copies it sold, it just didn't do very much for me and ended up being a middle of the road record.

dstix
01/10/10, 08:14 PM
I think this album is great. If only there was more rock music out there like this then the world would be a better place. If anyone out there likes straight up no bullshit rock and roll check out my band Social Hero. www.myspace.com/socialhero

MU-x
04/14/10, 10:19 PM
i really like the music
most of the lyrics are kind of dumb
all in all is a great album

----->
07/28/10, 09:17 AM
it's cool, especially No One Loves Me...

nuff said

IceAge/HeatWave
07/28/10, 10:01 AM
i really like the music
most of the lyrics are kind of dumb
all in all is a great album

Really? I kinda like the sleezy lyrics. I feel like they characterize Josh well.