I just bought some jeans but there's a problem...

[Waldorf]

I think they make me look too phat.

[Willy McFurgle]

http://flashforwardblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fg.jpg

[raychull]

thought you said you were done. anyways, hello.

[Waldorf]

Guys stop ignoring the question!!!!

[Deadbolt23]

Lose some weight fatass.

[Willy McFurgle]

they apple bottoms?

[roughroads]

You look "Phat"?
Like with a "Ph"?
Meaning like cool?
Sounds like a solution, not a problem.
Oh wait this isn't the 90's, yep, either way, definitely a problem.

[DanTGD]

there's a really good method of taking a chainsaw to your legs and trimming away the bits you don't like.

try that?

[samsara]

there's a really good method of taking a chainsaw to your legs and trimming away the bits you don't like.

try that?
mmhmm :nod:

[Smeee]

I was expecting you to say the problem is that you don't have any legs. That would be a real problem.

Thread disappoints.

[Charles777]

Is it possible to look to phat?

[Kozzy333]

There is no god. No god would allow you to exist on this forum.

[thesollopsist]

There is no god. No god would allow you to exist on this forum.
Oh SNAP!

[raychull]

There is no god. No god would allow you to exist on this forum.
Saysmydoctor?

[phil19]

i dont even own one pair of jeans

[timb89]

Oh SNAP!

Really? It was a pretty shitty call.

[nonamesleft]

Eat shit and die.

[Manicapathy]

I think they make me look too phat.

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[<*)))><]

Skinny jeans.

[fishguts182]

it cant be as bad as this

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e181/cwshiles/FatGirl.jpg

[CarouselBoy]

it cant be as bad as this

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e181/cwshiles/FatGirl.jpg

i bet it's worse

[Kozzy333]

Saysmydoctor?

Not sure what he has to do with that. Did I steal something he said?

[limepomegranate]

Stupid thread is stupid.

/fail

[Lunar]

Probably because they're girls jeans you nork.

[bstthngunvrhd7]

i dont even own one pair of jeans

Khakis then or sweatpants? Or cords?

[phil19]

Khakis then or sweatpants? Or cords?

im not sure what cords are. i wear trousers

[bstthngunvrhd7]

im not sure what cords are. i wear trousers


Whoops--I meant to say corduroys...
And trousers are like dress pants right?

[Reaver]

Stupid thread is stupid.

/fail

+1

[phil19]

Whoops--I meant to say corduroys...
And trousers are like dress pants right?

um i guess. they're just trousers :shrug:

[zachff]

If I had a genie, one of my wishes would be for the OP's ban

[Willy McFurgle]

it cant be as bad as this

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e181/cwshiles/FatGirl.jpg

thats hot. gotta love the muffin look.

[bstthngunvrhd7]

um i guess. they're just trousers :shrug:

Oh well, I was just curious...I guess it's what we say in the U.S.

[Helpless]

you can never look too phat

[Laural666]

i dont even own one pair of jeans

So your naked most of the time.

[saveferris]

um i guess. they're just trousers :shrug:
In America we call them Slacks or Fancy Pants.

[saveferris]

So your naked most of the time.
You do know there's more than Jeans right?

[Nerdy91]

If I had a genie, one of my wishes would be for the OP's ban

Oh don't waste a valuable wish on him.

[Laural666]

You do know there's more than Jeans right?

I was thinking he meant he doesnt wear pants at all, my bad.

[Waldorf]

you can never look too phat
Oh ok.
I was thinking he meant he doesnt wear pants at all, my bad.
Nice one, moron from Texas.

[lynnie]

Are they those silly skinny drain pipe jeans some dudes wear? I think they call it the emo look with all their hair pulled forward and to one side looking like they got caught in a gust of wind with a camera shot moment!

[Fullblast]

Lose some weight fatass.
Buy some Levi's 511's. Best fitting jeans.

[phil19]

Oh well, I was just curious...I guess it's what we say in the U.S.

oh cool. different terminology

So your naked most of the time.

thankfully not

In America we call them Slacks or Fancy Pants.

fancy pants! hahaha i like slacks better

[argg_xo]

oh cool. different terminology



thankfully not



fancy pants! hahaha i like slacks better
PHIL WEARS SLACKS?!

:swoon:

[Waldorf]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_78wgd5ujqrc/Sud7e-BggJI/AAAAAAAALuw/Ck6eZCRv9lw/s400/Abercrombie_Fierce_Weber.1.jpg

[limepomegranate]

+1
I love your avatar! I used to have it but it was on the roar one!

[-karla]

fancy pants! lol!

[phil19]

PHIL WEARS SLACKS?!

:swoon:

haha indeed i do :-)

[Reaver]

I love your avatar! I used to have it but it was on the roar one!

thanks!! I wanted the whole animation, but i don't know how to make it work.

[limepomegranate]

thanks!! I wanted the whole animation, but i don't know how to make it work.
Me neither! I wish I knew how so I could tell you and I could have an animated avatar myself!

[Reaver]

Me neither! I wish I knew how so I could tell you and I could have an animated avatar myself!

you're adorable!

[lynnie]

Me neither! I wish I knew how so I could tell you and I could have an animated avatar myself!

Bless you! :-) I think you have to upload the image as a "gif" file instead of a jpeg etc... Not sure if that would work!? x

[Reaver]

Bless you! :-) I think you have to upload the image as a "gif" file instead of a jpeg etc... Not sure if that would work!? x

i did that and it didn't work, thanks though!

[Laural666]

Oh ok.

Nice one, moron from Texas.
Fuck you.

[samsara]

Fuck you.

People like you make me hate that state.

[limepomegranate]

you're adorable!
Awwwe thankyou! :blush:

Bless you! :-) I think you have to upload the image as a "gif" file instead of a jpeg etc... Not sure if that would work!? x
Thanks for trying to help but it didn't work! Still I appreciate the effort! :-)

[Reaver]

Awwwe thankyou! :blush:
you're welcome, mademoiselle!

[lynnie]

Awwwe thankyou! :blush:


Thanks for trying to help but it didn't work! Still I appreciate the effort! :-)

No problem lovely. I have been trying and I am not sure we can upload animated pictures? Come to think, I don't think I have seen one on anyone elses profile? :-/

[Reaver]

No problem lovely. I have been trying and I am not sure we can upload animated pictures? Come to think, I don't think I have seen one on anyone elses profile? :-/
It's rare, but phil has one! We really should ask him!

[Laural666]

People like you make me hate that state.
People like me? You dont even know me, grow up asshole.

[samsara]

People like me? You dont even know me, grow up asshole.

bahahaha mmkay gurl whatever you say.

[lynnie]

haha indeed i do :-)

Hello there Phil! How do you get you avatar to move like that!? We would like to do this just like yours. Thank you in advance! :-) x

[phil19]

Hello there Phil! How do you get you avatar to move like that!? We would like to do this just like yours. Thank you in advance! :-) x

its a secret

[limepomegranate]

No problem lovely. I have been trying and I am not sure we can upload animated pictures? Come to think, I don't think I have seen one on anyone elses profile? :-/

It's rare, but phil has one! We really should ask him!
Ahhh yes we should! I need to know how haha

[Reaver]

Ahhh yes we should! I need to know how haha

its a secret
oh, come on!!!

[limepomegranate]

oh, come on!!!
What?!??! Why won't he tell us?! :bluesad:

[Reaver]

What?!??! Why won't he tell us?! :bluesad:
I knew it!! Australians are jerks! lol

[limepomegranate]

I knew it!! Australians are jerks! lol
Haha but they have wallaby's and awesome accents!

[phil19]

What?!??! Why won't he tell us?! :bluesad:

oh, come on!!!

I knew it!! Australians are jerks! lol

Haha but they have wallaby's and awesome accents!

i feel so special. you guys talking about me

[limepomegranate]

i feel so special. you guys talking about me
I'm so glad I was able to make you feel special!!

[Reaver]

i feel so special. you guys talking about me
haha, will you tell us now?

[phil19]

I'm so glad I was able to make you feel special!!

:-) it was that comment about awesome accents that did it.

haha, will you tell us now?

hmmm, that depends. whats in it for me?

[limepomegranate]

:-) it was that comment about awesome accents that did it.
Haha it's true!

[argg_xo]

Hello there Phil! How do you get you avatar to move like that!? We would like to do this just like yours. Thank you in advance! :-) x

its a secret
hahhahaha. But Phil, she was so polite about it!!

[phil19]

Haha it's true!

i hate the accent.

hahhahaha. But Phil, she was so polite about it!!

haha she was only polite because she wanted something. once she got her answer she would have dropped me faster than you can say "used australian"

[Reaver]

hmmm, that depends. whats in it for me?
welllll, we're talking about you and you're our hero.

[argg_xo]

i hate the accent.



haha she was only polite because she wanted something. once she got her answer she would have dropped me faster than you can say "used australian"
what a dirty bitch! oh and my brother has an attractive friend named Phil, but he isn't a hot australian like you.

[phil19]

welllll, we're talking about you and you're our hero.

that is a tempting offer. i'll need some time to ponder my options

what a dirty bitch! oh and my brother has an attractive friend named Phil, but he isn't a hot australian like you.

i know. i feel dirty.
oh really?? well, i give you permission to proceed with this second rate phil

[argg_xo]

that is a tempting offer. i'll need some time to ponder my options



i know. i feel dirty.
oh really?? well, i give you permission to proceed with this second rate phil
take a shower and think it over, you'll feel better after, I promise.

[Reaver]

that is a tempting offer. i'll need some time to ponder my optionsl
but don't think too much, the offer is temporary you know! :D

[phil19]

take a shower and think it over, you'll feel better after, I promise.

thats good advice.

but don't think too much, the offer is temporary you know! :D

ultimatums make me stubborn

[argg_xo]

thats good advice.



ultimatums make me stubborn
that's the only kind of advice i give ;-)

[phil19]

that's the only kind of advice i give ;-)

but of course. i should have known it was a given

[Reaver]

ultimatums make me stubborn
bahaha, what the hell man!!

[argg_xo]

but of course. i should have known it was a given
hahha! it's okay, i know you were upset about the second rate phil and weren't thinking clearly.

[phil19]

bahaha, what the hell man!!

hahaha its actually not that big a secret.
when i joined i just went through all the avatar selections they had and i just picked this one because i liked it

[phil19]

hahha! it's okay, i know you were upset about the second rate phil and weren't thinking clearly.

i tried to hide it but you obviously know me too well and could see right through me.
it hurts to think there's another phil out there who has your heart :-(

[argg_xo]

i tried to hide it but you obviously know me too well and could see right through me.
it hurts to think there's another phil out there who has your heart :-(
don't fret, i don't think there is any chance of this other phil stealing my heart. he wore really little skinny jeans once and after that i havent felt the same about him.

[phil19]

don't fret, i don't think there is any chance of this other phil stealing my heart. he wore really little skinny jeans once and after that i havent felt the same about him.

nothing has made me happier than to read these words

[argg_xo]

nothing has made me happier than to read these words
:hug:

[phil19]

:hug:

oh, before you hug me, i think you should know i went all creeper and tweeted you

[argg_xo]

oh, before you hug me, i think you should know i went all creeper and tweeted you
i havent used twitter in a few months, so go ahead and tweet me.

[limepomegranate]

i hate the accent.
Why do you hate your accent?? It's sexy!


haha she was only polite because she wanted something. once she got her answer she would have dropped me faster than you can say "used australian"
No I didn't :-( that's so mean!

[phil19]

i havent used twitter in a few months, so go ahead and tweet me.

i kind of got that impression

[argg_xo]

i kind of got that impression
hahaha, I'll tweet something just for you.

[phil19]

No I didn't :-( that's so mean!

not you, i meant the first girl who asked.

you think its sexy?? i think it sounds hell bogun

[phil19]

hahaha, I'll tweet something just for you.

that would make my day

[argg_xo]

that would make my day
Just did it

[phil19]

Just did it

bahahahaha i knew there was a reason i loved you!! tweet has been favourited

[argg_xo]

bahahahaha i knew there was a reason i loved you!! tweet has been favourited
awww shucks! you know how to make me feel special!

[phil19]

awww shucks! you know how to make me feel special!

well, you deserve it

[argg_xo]

well, you deserve it
:blush:

[phil19]

:blush:

so cute

[argg_xo]

so cute
i'm just going to keep tweeting you.

[phil19]

i'm just going to keep tweeting you.

sounds good to me

[argg_xo]

sounds good to me
haha :)

[lynnie]

i hate the accent.



haha she was only polite because she wanted something. once she got her answer she would have dropped me faster than you can say "used australian"

:-( That is really not a nice thing to say. You don't know me...

[phil19]

:-( That is really not a nice thing to say. You don't know me...

i guess i only claim to be nice

[lynnie]

i guess i only claim to be nice

The day you can give out love for someone else and are happy in yourself, is the day you will be loved.

[phil19]

The day you can give out love for someone else and are happy in yourself, is the day you will be loved.

so i guess i'll never be loved then. thanks for the pep talk

[lynnie]

What?!??! Why won't he tell us?! :bluesad:

Ahhh yes we should! I need to know how haha

Guys, I have found out how to do it. You basically need to have the animation set up at 50x50 pixels in order for it to work. ;-) x

[limepomegranate]

Guys, I have found out how to do it. You basically need to have the animation set up at 50x50 pixels in order for it to work. ;-) x
Awwe thanks so much!! :-D

[phil19]

Guys, I have found out how to do it. You basically need to have the animation set up at 50x50 pixels in order for it to work. ;-) x

sweet animated avatar lynnie

[lynnie]

sweet animated avatar lynnie
Thanks ;) I would like to say I created it but I found it in the avatar section. There are quite a few to choose :)

[xkatemonster]

gain weight up top - balance it out.

[Fozzie]

i'm sorry oh so sorry but god i just fell off my chair laughing when i found this one

it's soooooo stupid and soooooo funny

[Jennurna Gray]

Such good times.

[SophomoricSlump]

Hahaha I remember this.