Auto-Felatio

[BryterJonah]

Have you tried it, can you try it, would you try it?

Boys or Gals.

[po0ty]

I don't know what that means but I would try it.

[VampiresRevenge]

I googled it... I really wish I hadn't.

[Machu505]

One of those things that sets Ron Jeremy apart from mere mortals.

[spansen]

One of those things that sets Ron Jeremy apart from mere mortals.
yeah, ok.

[jmo182]

really wish i hadn't googled this.

[cecchemi]

lulz @ guys uncomfortable with their sexuality.

[sk8mule89]

i do it all the time. it's the only way to pleasure yourself without a lady being present.

[samsara]

Eh no.

[fishguts182]

really wish i hadn't googled this.


ugh same here

[Sventhegreat]

It's what the cool kids do.

[BryterJonah]

lulz @ guys uncomfortable with their sexuality.

Sexual pleasures, along with maturity, are empty doctrines by which we allow ourselves to be consumed by in the name of traditional growth. Imagination does not grow. It spreads, and washes over the blank, and gives birth to all you´d ever care for. Children have innocence that keeps them vibrant, as did Einstein. Stay innocent.

[Reaver]

Eh no.

I'm a fan of your new avatar!

[samsara]

I'm a fan of your new avatar!

Ha thanks! My favorite cartoon ever.

[Reaver]

Ha thanks! My favorite cartoon ever.

I don't even know which cartoon that is. That dog looks so cute, though.

[concernedparent]

Can't do it, but wouldn't if I could because I find it pretty gross.

[samsara]

I don't even know which cartoon that is. That dog looks so cute, though.

Courage the Cowardly dog!!!! Ha yeah he is cute. I wish he was real.

[Reaver]

Courage the Cowardly dog!!!! Ha yeah he is cute. I wish he was real.

wtf, I just watched the first episode 'the chicken from outer space'. hahah, what a crazy shit.

[samsara]

wtf, I just watched the first episode 'the chicken from outer space'. hahah, what a crazy shit.

Ha yeah it is. Its also kind of creepy. But I like the dog.

[Reaver]

Ha yeah it is. Its also kind of creepy. But I like the dog.

I agree! Btw, what time is it for you? Still awake or already out of bed?

[saveferris]

Courage the Cowardly dog!!!! Ha yeah he is cute. I wish he was real.
He is real, I just fed him this morning and now i'm about to take him for a walk. How did you get a picture of my dog?

[<*)))><]

He is real, I just fed him this morning and now i'm about to take him for a walk. How did you get a picture of my dog?
Google earth.

[xmicxcorex]

Sexual pleasures, along with maturity, are empty doctrines by which we allow ourselves to be consumed by in the name of traditional growth. Imagination does not grow. It spreads, and washes over the blank, and gives birth to all you´d ever care for. Children have innocence that keeps them vibrant, as did Einstein. Stay innocent.



I feel like, though perhaps valid, that statement was completely overdone. Just an opinion I thought I'd share.

Also, no.

[saveferris]

Google earth.
haha oh wow.

[<*)))><]

haha oh wow.
You can find anything on google earth, apparently you can see me with my shirt off after soccer practice. Thank you google for invading all of our privacy.

[Kill_the_radio]

bleh

[Viva Sonata]

Yes. I can't, but yes.

[JordanBuell]

sucking dick is sucking dick, even if it is your own. so no thank you.

[itstheLaserRain]

Wiki: "According to Lorton, in the Papyrus Bremner-Rhind (http://www.absolutepunk.net/wiki/List_of_ancient_Egyptian_papyri) 28, 20–24, in a document called "Book of Overthrowing Apophis", there is a poem narrating how the sun god Ra (http://www.absolutepunk.net/wiki/Ra) had created the god Shu (http://www.absolutepunk.net/wiki/Shu_(Egyptian_deity)) and goddess Tefnut (http://www.absolutepunk.net/wiki/Tefnut) by fellating himself and spitting out his own semen onto the ground.[1] (http://www.absolutepunk.net/#cite_note-lorton1-0)"


Hahahahahahahah. Auto fellatio is of the gods. ;)

[drawndead]

would that be considered getting gay with yourself ha

[Tribute2Ben89]

Sexual pleasures, along with maturity, are empty doctrines by which we allow ourselves to be consumed by in the name of traditional growth. Imagination does not grow. It spreads, and washes over the blank, and gives birth to all you´d ever care for. Children have innocence that keeps them vibrant, as did Einstein. Stay innocent.

I bet you have a pretty hard time making friends.

[BryterJonah]

I bet you have a pretty hard time making friends.
All my friends are in the books.

[samsara]

I agree! Btw, what time is it for you? Still awake or already out of bed?

It was 3 AM. I feel asleep right after that last post.

[samsara]

He is real, I just fed him this morning and now i'm about to take him for a walk. How did you get a picture of my dog?
Ummm:pictures:

[Reaver]

It was 3 AM. I feel asleep right after that last post.

haha, yeah I figured that. had a good sleep?

[samsara]

haha, yeah I figured that. had a good sleep?

Eh I ended up only getting 6 hours.

[tottivillarossi]

Eh no.
How big would your tongue have to be

[samsara]

How big would your tongue have to be

Exactly. And you would have to have no backbone for it to work.

[spunkmastaflex]

One of those things that sets Ron Jeremy apart from mere mortals.

theres no way that he could get away with that, even with a gigantic dong. He is fat as hell.

[Waldorf]

NisCkxU544c
1:07

[samsara]

bahahah I love that video.

[*Ro']

Why would you need to Google "auto-fellatio"? It's not explicit enough?

[bobcatbob18]

If I were an inch longer, it wouldn't be a problem.

[j4ckieee]

If I were an inch longer, it wouldn't be a problem.

i feel like what you're implying you'd be able to do would definitely be a problem

[bobcatbob18]

would that be considered getting gay with yourself ha

Is jerking off? No.

[tmowlds]

Scary Movie 2 anybody? and I know some cats that do that bikram yoga that look pretty damn flexible enough to be able to perform such a feat.

[saveferris]

Ummm:pictures:
I see

[samsara]

I see

I be creeping. ;-)

[kevinjordan]

That wiki pic just about made me puke while laughing, it was a strange feeling..

[muttley]

Can't do it, but wouldn't if I could because I find it pretty gross.

This sums it up pretty well.

[kbi the crowing]

would that be considered getting gay with yourself ha

you're retarded

[drawndead]

you're retarded

it was sarcasm

[kbi the crowing]

it was sarcasm

my bad, I have a hard time picking up that kind of shit with text unless it's blatantly obvious
/fail

[Amour For Liars]

Okay I just googled this, and fuck you OP, I didnt need to see a poorly photoshopped photo of spencer pratt giving himself head!

[neo506]

Inerestingly enough, I just came across this

Ros73m7xBRA

[Waldorf]

Okay I just googled this, and fuck you OP, I didnt need to see a poorly photoshopped photo of spencer pratt giving himself head!

Isn't he married to that walking blow up doll

[drawndead]

my bad, I have a hard time picking up that kind of shit with text unless it's blatantly obvious
/fail

noo probs i should have italicized it ha

[WhitestKidUKnow]

didn't marilyn manson have the lowest bones in his ribcage removed so he could do this?

[Kaku]

would that be considered getting gay with yourself ha

Then every way of selfpleasuring is, hehe. Even just masturbating with your own hand. Getting a gay hj? ;)

[jmo182]

sucking dick is sucking dick, even if it is your own. so no thank you.

so does that mean if you masturbate, giving a handjob is giving a handjob, even if it is your own?

[Mikey Paine]

Surprised a lot of people dont know what Auto Felatio means.
But no, no I wouldn't.

[Jaimehere]

Inerestingly enough, I just came across this

Ros73m7xBRA

i lol'ed then realized how weird that was 0.0

[Schmidty Says]

If I wanted to see how my dick tasted, I'd ask my girlfriend for a bj and tell her to kiss me before she swallowed.

[Jennurna Gray]

I don't feel like googling, someone tell me

[Jaimehere]

I don't feel like googling, someone tell me

8=====D O:

to himself

[Jennurna Gray]

8=====D O:

to himself
Ah, no.
>.<

Flexible, flexible men.

[Wake Up]

Ah, no.
>.<

Flexible, flexible men.

you should google it. it's fascinating