worst experience in high school/college?

[g_loves_laura]

care to share with ap.net?

[a nocturnal day]

In photography class I got slapped in the face and kicked in the junk by my ex. Shit was embarrassing not to mention pretty painful aswell.

[sleepyseanzzz]

my ex hit me with her car and sent me to the hospital senior year

[Ari Christos]

In photography class I got slapped in the face and kicked in the junk by my ex. Shit was embarrassing not to mention pretty painful aswell.

my ex hit me with her car and sent me to the hospital senior year

Jesus, what the hell relationships were you guys in? Haha

Worst for me was probably moving right after sophomore year. Grew up in Florida all my life with the same people, and having to meet new people and break into new groups of friends was hard. Lonely period of time.

[HometownHero]

Having sex with everyones girlfriends.

[crypticv24]

Drunk faceplant down a window well. End result was roughly akin to having someone drop a bowling ball on your face from eight feet up.

[dmobley]

During my senior year i was selected to be part of a spirit assembly for some reason... I was to shoot a free throw as part of a relay. The entire school of 1400 witnessed me air ball my first attempt. Embarrassed.

[Yellowcard2006]

I spent almost every weekend last fall in my dorm room. Going back tomorrow to finish the year(sophomore year of college). FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[samsara]

Falling down stairs in front of my best friend and administration.
Sophomore year I think. 4 years ago.

[Waldorf]

aren't you the kid who was going to do coke with that girl to score with her?

[Kassie09]

fuck i loved highschool
um
worst experience was probably would girls would spread rumors about me but then i learned to just embrace them. the rumors were always that i like had sex with all of these people when in reality i did nothing. My favorite was that i was pregnant with my best guy friend's baby. so we held hands and he carried my books around, we embraced the wonderful rumors.
it was always like these weird little sophomore girls or freaky nerdy kids that started them and i was like wtf really

[TheProsAndCons]

Last year, for putting a pen down my trousers and pretending it was my dick and getting up and walking around and shit,
funny at the time, but, got expelled over it, and my parents got called to the principals office with me,
where the principal used the words "pretended to have an erection" and "sexual harresment" like 50 times....embarrising as fuck haha

[thesollopsist]

aren't you the kid who was going to do coke with that girl to score with her?
I think that's him.

[samsara]

Yeah it is.

[framebyframe]

Getting suspended from residence for smoking. I'm a dumbass. Now I'm on probation for the rest of the year.

[ZeRo]

my ex hit me with her car and sent me to the hospital senior year


I hate to say it, but I laughed at that. Bitches be wildin' out and shit. Jesus.

[JordanBuell]

I spent almost every weekend last fall in my dorm room. Going back tomorrow to finish the year(sophomore year of college). FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

umm get out and do somethings. idk where you go to school but im sure there is something to do. or just go to a party, something.

[Yellowcard2006]

umm get out and do somethings. idk where you go to school but im sure there is something to do. or just go to a party, something.
No car. No invites, no knowledge of where the parties are. And I don't drink.

[SophGod]

last year i got drunk and hooked up with a fat chick. everyone and i mean EVERYONE found out. most embarrassing 3 month period of my life. people ended up forgetting about it. but it still comes up every now and then.

[dru]

last year i got drunk and hooked up with a fat chick. everyone and i mean EVERYONE found out. most embarrassing 3 month period of my life. people ended up forgetting about it. but it still comes up every now and then.

that has got to be the worst...haha.

[Neo Cassady]

Freshman year in college. Tequila night. Cell phone. Girlfriend's dad.

[ActionActionFan]

No car. No invites, no knowledge of where the parties are. And I don't drink.

Just sit with people at meals and see what they are doing over the weekend. Then see if they will invite you to join.

[Neo Cassady]

No car. No invites, no knowledge of where the parties are. And I don't drink.

Say hi to people in your hall. Get a campus job. Join an organization. There are a lot of ways to meet people.

[j4ckieee]

No car. No invites, no knowledge of where the parties are. And I don't drink.

So you're saying that in your entire college there is not one more person who doesn't drink? Its not like there are other kids that love yellowcard and don't like partying going door to door in your dorm trying to find friends..leave your room every once in a while or you're never going to make any friends.

[Yellowcard2006]

Just sit with people at meals and see what they are doing over the weekend. Then see if they will invite you to join.

Say hi to people in your hall. Get a campus job. Join an organization. There are a lot of ways to meet people.

So you're saying that in your entire college there is not one more person who doesn't drink? Its not like there are other kids that love yellowcard and don't like partying going door to door in your dorm trying to find friends..leave your room every once in a while or you're never going to make any friends.

Thanks for the advice guys. I'm gonna try harder this semester.

[ManchesterOrch8]

Well, rumors were always fun. I guess I got my best friend pregnant, that was pretty gnarly.


My girlfriend of 2 years and I broke up Junior year, and she immediately started dating my best friend. Everyone knew, and I do mean everyone. I wasn't even the coolest kid on the block, but all the seniors knew about it and all that jazz. That was pretty embarassing, because everyone knew you just got really fucked over, and everyone knew it, and everyone kept asking me about it. "So why'd you break up?" and all that.


Oh, and later that year, I pretty much either got with, or attempted to get with nearly every cute girl in my year, and I swear to christ, they all hung out one weekend and talked, because one week towards the end of school, every single one of them hated me and called me a cr33p.


lol sucked so hard.

[SomedayTheFire]

Last year, for putting a pen down my trousers and pretending it was my dick and getting up and walking around and shit,
funny at the time, but, got expelled over it, and my parents got called to the principals office with me,
where the principal used the words "pretended to have an erection" and "sexual harresment" like 50 times....embarrising as fuck haha
Hahahaha I heard about that!

[etheritcher]

Right now kind of sucks. My roommate was hung over all morning and now my dorm smells like puke. It's disgusting.

[beth danger]

My freshman year when my roommate started dating my ex about 5 minutes after I broke up with him. Like, come on, we didn't break up so I could spend more time with him. Dorm rooms are small enough as it is.

[TheProsAndCons]

Hahahaha I heard about that!

haha do I know you?:wave:

[atticus18244fss]

Last year, for putting a pen down my trousers and pretending it was my dick and getting up and walking around and shit,
funny at the time, but, got expelled over it, and my parents got called to the principals office with me,
where the principal used the words "pretended to have an erection" and "sexual harresment" like 50 times....embarrising as fuck haha
I don't undertsand how that can get you expelled. You didn't do anything wrong.

[SomedayTheFire]

haha do I know you?:wave:
Probably not haha

[DCfreak]

First: November 9th of Junior year of high school my girlfriend and I were at a party and we both shared and almost killed a handle of shit vodka. I passed out and she ended up getting "taken advantage of"\cheated on me with another guy. It sucked that it happened, but going back to school the monday after was so much worse. My friends, her friends, people I didnt even really know very well... I felt like everyone was just looking at me without knowing what to say. Worst experience Evar.

Second: Kidney Stone a few months later that year, was stuck in my ureter for 2 weeks before i finally pissed it out.

[JordanBuell]

No car. No invites, no knowledge of where the parties are. And I don't drink.

even if you dont drink still get out. what about the people in your dorm? make friends with people

[TheProsAndCons]

I don't undertsand how that can get you expelled. You didn't do anything wrong.

ha well I had gotten suspended 3 times in 2 months, and they had been telling me they wanted to expell me for ages, so they used that and said it was "sexual harresment" haha

[TheProsAndCons]

Probably not haha

damn I thought I knew someone on this...oh well:-( haha

[uglystar03]

Right now kind of sucks. My roommate was hung over all morning and now my dorm smells like puke. It's disgusting.

If that's the shittiest thing that's ever happened to you, you must have a great life.

[raychull]

Getting sexually harassed on the city bus.

[samsara]

Getting sexually harassed on the city bus.

Try living in a city with a bunch of creepy mexicans and perverted racists.

[tmowlds]

Jesus, what the hell relationships were you guys in? Haha

Worst for me was probably moving right after sophomore year. Grew up in Florida all my life with the same people, and having to meet new people and break into new groups of friends was hard. Lonely period of time.


probably the same for me after my freshman year. hard as hell to get into circles of friends.

[raychull]

Try living in a city with a bunch of creepy mexicans and perverted racists.
Oh, dude, it's here too. Trust me. I live in the ultimate white trash capital, as well.

[argg_xo]

Try living in a city with a bunch of creepy mexicans and perverted racists.
Try living in Detroit.

[Waldorf]

Getting sexually harassed on the city bus.

wow they'll go for just about anybody huh

</heartlesscallousandmean>

[samsara]

Oh, dude, it's here too. Trust me. I live in the ultimate white trash capital, as well.


I feel for you.
Try living in Detroit.
Ehhh pass.

[argg_xo]

I feel for you.

Ehhh pass.
I would too.

[samsara]

I would too.

Ha no offense. I dont like big cities.

[argg_xo]

Ha no offense. I dont like big cities.
None taken at all! Detroit is a shithole for sure.

[samsara]

None taken at all! Detroit is a shithole for sure.

Ha I'm pretty sure theres something nice about it.
Nice avatar!

[argg_xo]

Ha I'm pretty sure theres something nice about it.
Nice avatar!
Downtown is nice :shrug:
I've lived here all my life, I really couldn't imagine living anywhere else besides the city.
and thank you!

[samsara]

Downtown is nice :shrug:
I've lived here all my life, I really couldn't imagine living anywhere else besides the city.
and thank you!

Yeah I like the city but then it starts to feel to crowded.

I like it here well not really because there in absolutely nothing to do.

[raychull]

wow they'll go for just about anybody huh

</heartlesscallousandmean>
I'd be offended if I actually cared about what you say.

I feel for you.

Ehhh pass.
Yeah. I'm ready to get the fuck out of here.

[samsara]

I'd be offended if I actually cared about what you say.


Yeah. I'm ready to get the fuck out of here.

Well you only have a few months. Dont you?

[krystofer]

went into girls washroom second week of high school, seen by many lolz

[raychull]

Well you only have a few months. Dont you?
If I can get a full roster of summer classes, which only last six weeks, I can get out of here by the end of the upcoming fall semester.

[argg_xo]

Yeah I like the city but then it starts to feel to crowded.

I like it here well not really because there in absolutely nothing to do.
I don't like it when there aren't enough people around. Too empty for me.

[samsara]

If I can get a full roster of summer classes, which only last six weeks, I can get out of here by the end of the upcoming fall semester.
Oh well I hope that works out. It would be exciting.

[raychull]

Oh well I hope that works out. It would be exciting.
thanks. yeah, so far this semester is going slightly better than last, but that's probably because i'm not riding the bus.

[samsara]

I don't like it when there aren't enough people around. Too empty for me.

Yeah I can see how that is. If there is something big happening here. The rest of the city is empty and its creepy.

[AndrewGWGC]

high school suckeddd. its not that i was picked on or anything but all of my close friends went to a different school so i never had good friends around me except for the weekends.
college = best 4 years of my life. amazing friends. amazing times. deff glad i took that route.

embarassing having a seizure while another class was in session in the computer lab in college. FML on that day, then I had to explain to a professor why I missed my test that afternoon.

[Domenic182]

Can't think of much but one time I had to run out of class to throw up.

[Waldorf]

I'd be offended if I actually cared about what you say.


That's what I was counting on.

[argg_xo]

Yeah I can see how that is. If there is something big happening here. The rest of the city is empty and its creepy.
I would never be able to live in the country or a rural area, way to empty/creepy.

[samsara]

thanks. yeah, so far this semester is going slightly better than last, but that's probably because i'm not riding the bus.

Ha thats good. Buses can be creepy.

[samsara]

I would never be able to live in the country or a rural area, way to empty/creepy.

Yeah it would be like living in a ready made horror movie.

[Knatuhlee]

when i was freshman in highschool i was REALLY obsessed with lord of the rings, like super nerdy.
and lotr: return of the king was coming out. so the day it came out i dressed up like an elf and SUPER GLUED the tips of my ears together (so they were pointy), did my hair like legolas.
and then i went to school. all day. dressed as an elf.

i never heard the end of it for 3 and a half years.

:/

[argg_xo]

when i was freshman in highschool i was REALLY obsessed with lord of the rings, like super nerdy.
and lotr: return of the king was coming out. so the day it came out i dressed up like an elf and SUPER GLUED the tips of my ears together (so they were pointy), did my hair like legolas.
and then i went to school. all day. dressed as an elf.

i never heard the end of it for 3 and a half years.

:/
hahaha! I'm sorry but that was precious and made me laugh :-)

[etheritcher]

If that's the shittiest thing that's ever happened to you, you must have a great life.

I suppose I could think of worse but the smell of puke is sort of just right there on my mind right now.

[DejaGuy89]

taking one of the hottest girls to a concert but then her bringing her friend along and she drove and i rode bitch. then when we were there they just talked to each other like i wasnt there. the only time i got a word in was when the friend went outside to talk on the phone. PLUS there were drunk frat guys behind us and they kept hitting on them and making fun of me.

[krystofer]

when i was freshman in highschool i was REALLY obsessed with lord of the rings, like super nerdy.
and lotr: return of the king was coming out. so the day it came out i dressed up like an elf and SUPER GLUED the tips of my ears together (so they were pointy), did my hair like legolas.
and then i went to school. all day. dressed as an elf.

i never heard the end of it for 3 and a half years.

:/
lol epic

[lauren1234]

I can't really think of anything too bad that ever happened to me. Oh, wait, one day on the way to lunch I totally tripped on the way to the parking lot. Everyone laughed but so did I because honestly it was hilarious. But that's not really that bad or is it?

[SomedayTheFire]

when i was freshman in highschool i was REALLY obsessed with lord of the rings, like super nerdy.
and lotr: return of the king was coming out. so the day it came out i dressed up like an elf and SUPER GLUED the tips of my ears together (so they were pointy), did my hair like legolas.
and then i went to school. all day. dressed as an elf.

i never heard the end of it for 3 and a half years.

:/
Amazing!

[trappedintime]

having my girlfriend of the time cheat on me with 3 different guys in the span of like 2 months? that sucked. but it sucked even worse taking her back for all the crap she did. then, have her cheat on me again with one of the three dudes from before. so i cut her loose and then basically hooked up with every girl i came in contact with.

[fishguts182]

Try living in a city with a bunch of creepy mexicans and perverted racists.

sounds like parts of abq

[samsara]

sounds like parts of abq

Ha yeah. I've been creeped out there too. Especially walking by myself to my friends car.

[zion the lion]

I defended a friend who was about to get jumped (because she had just gotten out of chemo that day) and then the cunt that was going to jump her decided to hate me and at one point she was sitting behind me in social studies and she cut a big chunk of my hair off, then made fun of the fact that I had some growths on the frontal lobe of my brain, so as I picked my text book and swung it (aiming for her face) my friend grabbed my arm and took the book from me.

So my worst experience was basically missing the opportunity to kick some ass.

Also one time I got really sick and my stepdad refused to pick me up and in fact told me to walk home, so I had to walk the mile to the house and I was so sick that I actually stopped and laid down right on the overpass.

[Goat01]

Mine's good and bad.
Bad part: my entire high school thought I was gay all four years.
Good part: the guys that called me gay, their girlfriends were the ones that knew I wasn't =)

[c_rob2700]

when i was freshman in highschool i was REALLY obsessed with lord of the rings, like super nerdy.
and lotr: return of the king was coming out. so the day it came out i dressed up like an elf and SUPER GLUED the tips of my ears together (so they were pointy), did my hair like legolas.
and then i went to school. all day. dressed as an elf.

i never heard the end of it for 3 and a half years.

:/
Will you marry me?

[terror_91]

last year i got drunk and hooked up with a fat chick. everyone and i mean EVERYONE found out. most embarrassing 3 month period of my life. people ended up forgetting about it. but it still comes up every now and then.
Pretty much the same but instead of fat she was really ugly and is used a standard. "She was uglier than Jo"

Comes up every now and then, really fucks me off.

[Big_Guy]

Freshmen year of college I got so fucking shit hammered at my buddies apartment and went outside, then an undercover pig found me. more people kept coming out of the house they all got busted, I puked on said cop and then got carted away to the hospital. I woke up in a hospital bed of course with no recollection of what happened with a catheter in my dick.

this was also the best thing that ever happened to me because it was hilarious. I puked on a cop.

[i2ockbotm]

In science class I picked up the teacher's tarantula to try and impress a girl. My hand became really itchy and I freaked out because I thought the spider was biting me. I lowered my hand into its tank and it wouldn't release off my hand, so I started violently shaking my hand inside the tank. By now several people including the girl are watching as I propel the tarantula against the wall of its tank, killing both it and my chances of attending class without embarrassment for weeks

[fishguts182]

my worst experience has been in college with of so called best friend screwing me out of rent and all kinds of other money. Karma is gonna come around for that kid though

[Formatfun]

Worst for me was probably moving right after sophomore year. Grew up in Florida all my life with the same people, and having to meet new people and break into new groups of friends was hard. Lonely period of time.
This. Right after sophomore year, too. Went from MI to GA. And I never really had any friends, but at least I knew people in MI and they knew me. I'm too introverted to let anyone get to know me.

[HometownHero]

fuck i loved highschool
um
worst experience was probably would girls would spread rumors about me but then i learned to just embrace them. the rumors were always that i like had sex with all of these people when in reality i did nothing. My favorite was that i was pregnant with my best guy friend's baby. so we held hands and he carried my books around, we embraced the wonderful rumors.
it was always like these weird little sophomore girls or freaky nerdy kids that started them and i was like wtf really

Psh. Come on. Those were all true

[atticus18244fss]

ha well I had gotten suspended 3 times in 2 months, and they had been telling me they wanted to expell me for ages, so they used that and said it was "sexual harresment" haha
Aren't you the little troublemaker? Load of bullshit. Should have teabagged or dickslapped the prinicpal. Now that would be sexual harrassment.

[Formatfun]

ha well I had gotten suspended 3 times in 2 months, and they had been telling me they wanted to expell me for ages, so they used that and said it was "sexual harresment" haha
There's this kid who was in a class with me last semester who did some crazy shit without ever getting in trouble for it. When the teacher's back was turned he'd pull down the back of his pants and everyone would see his ass, and nobody'd say anything but laugh. Or he'd be like you wanna see my dick, and pull it part way out under the desk. Or simulate having sex with girls behind them (even the teacher). I'm glad I'm out of that class.

[Kassie09]

Psh. Come on. Those were all true

No way! I was an angel.

[Chancetobe]

I was coming back from a concert - with a guy I liked at the time - and there was a whole huge group of thug-y type guys also on the train. They started taunting us, calling the Indians I was with terrorists, and making fun of my nose, and doing jew jokes. And they all crowded around, and I was horrified, and embarrassed, and it was just really bad.

[lynnie]

For me, it was in high school. I asked this guy out I thought was a real cutie. I liked him for a while and some of my so called friends told me to ask him out because "he would" say yes. He said "no!". I was mortified. It really knocked me for six. I don't know what made me think he would say yes?! I remember thinking, I will never ask a guy out again and to this day I haven't. A bit of a confidence knock. Silly really... :-/

To be honest, it probably isn't my worst! My worst was breaking up with my then boyfriend in high school. He said I wasn't "experienced enough!" - How lovely of him!! He ended up getting back with his ex girlfriend who had been round the block a few times... Dear me. High school, hey!

[ascitiesburn101]

1) Returning to high school after being out for 20 days. In rehab. 14 years old, freshman year.

2) Having a girlfriend cheat on me with her ex in front of the entire school at a dance I did not attend. And having to go to school the week after that.

3) Being blamed for a used condom at a party (similar situation to #2), thus suggesting that I took advantage of/fucked a drunken female.

[cuzimlefthanded]

Going into anaphylactic shock at my grad night. That sucked.

[npmshah]

Getting convinced to be the school mascot at the last pep rally. So stupid of me.

[get up kidd]

Made a large fake dick out of paper and pretended to jerk off with it. And my bus driver said over the loud speaker "Justin, Stop wishful thinking"

[xapplexpiex]

Made a large fake dick out of paper and pretended to jerk off with it. And my bus driver said over the loud speaker "Justin, Stop wishful thinking"
Haha nice.

[xapplexpiex]

My whole four years of high school. I had no friends and went through depression. I'm in my first year at a community college, hoping for the best.

Ap.net and its amazing music helps.

[anthonydarko]

last year i got drunk and hooked up with a fat chick. everyone and i mean EVERYONE found out. most embarrassing 3 month period of my life. people ended up forgetting about it. but it still comes up every now and then.
What kind of fat chick we talking about here, the hot but still fat chick or the ugly and fat chick?

[SgtSmegma]

Freshmen year of college I got so fucking shit hammered at my buddies apartment and went outside, then an undercover pig found me. more people kept coming out of the house they all got busted, I puked on said cop and then got carted away to the hospital. I woke up in a hospital bed of course with no recollection of what happened with a catheter in my dick.

this was also the best thing that ever happened to me because it was hilarious. I puked on a cop.

lololol

[anthonydarko]

1) Returning to high school after being out for 20 days. In rehab. 14 years old, freshman year.

2) Having a girlfriend cheat on me with her ex in front of the entire school at a dance I did not attend. And having to go to school the week after that.

3) Being blamed for a used condom at a party (similar situation to #2), thus suggesting that I took advantage of/fucked a drunken female.
What a whore.

[anthonydarko]

I think the worst experience I had in high school was going to school dances. Now keep in mind that I was an overweight, socially awkward person back then so I never had a date nor did I get many chances to dance with girls, so going to them was not very fun for me.

[lynnie]

My whole four years of high school. I had no friends and went through depression. I'm in my first year at a community college, hoping for the best.

Ap.net and its amazing music helps.

*hugs*

[Knatuhlee]

Will you marry me?

yes. but only if you super glue YOUR ears to be pointy.

[SophGod]

What kind of fat chick we talking about here, the hot but still fat chick or the ugly and fat chick?
ehhhh the gross she's ugly and fat but if she wasn't fat shed be hot.

[Dorian Grey]

Besides some Indian kid telling me to kill myself it would have to be the incident in my Jr. year. I was climbing up the stairs trying to unwrap a muffin to eat for breakfast when I tripped and faced planted on the second to last step in front of the entire boys soccer team. It was mortifying.

[Charles777]

My entire 3 and a half years. A miserable blurred mess.

[po0ty]

When I tried out for the golf team I got very unlucky and was in the group with the coach. Almost towards the end of the front 9 I slice a ball pretty bad- meanwhile the coach was over looking for his ball by a tree on the side. The ball nails him in the head and he falls over. No idea what I said after that but he had a huge welt on his forehead. I didn't make the team.

[atticus18244fss]

When I tried out for the golf team I got very unlucky and was in the group with the coach. Almost towards the end of the front 9 I slice a ball pretty bad- meanwhile the coach was over looking for his ball by a tree on the side. The ball nails him in the head and he falls over. No idea what I said after that but he had a huge welt on his forehead. I didn't make the team.

This past summer I got hit with a golfball right above my left eye. I way overshot my friend so I just kept walking, planning to move out of the way when he hit. He yells up and tells me to get out of the way because I am directly in front of him. I say don't worry about it you blow and won't hit me. BOOM. Not more than 1 inch away from my eye. I could feel it just like bounce of my skull. Got the nastiest welt and bruise for a week and had to explain it to everyone at my highscool. So I totally know how that feels.

[HometownHero]

No way! I was an angel.
:whistle:

[sk8mule89]

had no friends until i got drunk prom weekend and was dared to get my nipple pierced and shave all of the hair off my head skin tight. then i had a shit ton of friends.

[xapplexpiex]

had no friends until i got drunk prom weekend and was dared to get my nipple pierced and shave all of the hair off my head skin tight. then i had a shit ton of friends.
Not my idea of "friends".

[sk8mule89]

Not my idea of "friends".

yeah, i was gonna add how they were kind of fake douche bags that people just thought were cool. college is much better haha. people are actually people there. it's refreshing.

[Renee]

7th grade orientation: I wore white shorts and sat on a seat that had grease on it. They we went for a tour of the school in groups. No one told me I had dark stain on my butt. I was mortified.

[xapplexpiex]

yeah, i was gonna add how they were kind of fake douche bags that people just thought were cool. college is much better haha. people are actually people there. it's refreshing.
I just graduated from high school. You are correct.

[:-)]

Still in high school and the worst experience has yet to come bc nothing horrible has happened so far yet... but I gotta say, on a juvenile note, dropping all my books in front of the upperclassman I had a giant crush on was quite humiliating.

[sk8mule89]

I just graduated from high school. You are correct.

yeah i graduated in '08. going away to college was the best thing ever to happen to my life.

[xapplexpiex]

yeah i graduated in '08. going away to college was the best thing ever to happen to my life.
I'm '09. I start my second semester in a community college on Thursday. It's okay.

[sk8mule89]

I'm '09. I start my second semester in a community college on Thursday. It's okay.

as long as you follow your dreams, anything is better than high school.

[werealldudes19]

apparently junior year i was so mean to a particular female she moved out of the district, i was such a dick

[istillfeelher]

Last year, for putting a pen down my trousers and pretending it was my dick and getting up and walking around and shit,
funny at the time, but, got expelled over it, and my parents got called to the principals office with me,
where the principal used the words "pretended to have an erection" and "sexual harresment" like 50 times....embarrising as fuck haha

why, Just why...

[TheProsAndCons]

Aren't you the little troublemaker? Load of bullshit. Should have teabagged or dickslapped the prinicpal. Now that would be sexual harrassment.

Troublemaker - Weezer :efu:

[TheProsAndCons]

There's this kid who was in a class with me last semester who did some crazy shit without ever getting in trouble for it. When the teacher's back was turned he'd pull down the back of his pants and everyone would see his ass, and nobody'd say anything but laugh. Or he'd be like you wanna see my dick, and pull it part way out under the desk. Or simulate having sex with girls behind them (even the teacher). I'm glad I'm out of that class.

It was an all guys school.....but still did that ;) hahaha
Do you like go to school to learn?

[TheProsAndCons]

why, Just why...
http://www.trhonline.com/nov09awesome.jpg

[Codi23]

Well, this thread makes me feel better about my high school/college years haha.

One of the worst experiences I can think of would be in my Algebra I class in high school, I started feeling really sick, and went to run out of the room. I didn't make it out before throwing up everywhere... it was ridiculous. I just barely, almost made it to the door haha. No one ever really made fun of me for it, but I could tell they felt bad for me lol.

I know I have more; I'll post them later if I can think of some... I know there aren't really any half as bad as what I've read in here, though.

[Ari Christos]

Not high school, but in 6th grade this kid who had math in a period before me shit all over himself. Apparently he thought he could hold it and no one would notice. My class skipped math the next period because the smell was awful and it took a group of what looked like those hazmats from Monsters Inc. to clean it up.

[tmowlds]

Not high school, but in 6th grade this kid who had math in a period before me shit all over himself. Apparently he thought he could hold it and no one would notice. My class skipped math the next period because the smell was awful and it took a group of what looked like those hazmats from Monsters Inc. to clean it up.


or the guy that had to pick up Fat Bastard's shit in the second Austin Power's when they found the homing beacon in the toilet.

[overdrive91]

getting arrested because my friend set a cardboard box on fire in a public place near wood. Involved police, fire trucks and a 5 hour interrogation.

[pierce007]

wost experience thus far in college? taking the train to a party in the suburbs, getting blacked out, and wandering around for hours with a dead phone until i reached a gas station where my parents came to pick me up at 5am. it was one of the first few weeks of my freshman year...a good introduction, id say!

[TheReckoner]

getting arrested because my friend set a cardboard box on fire in a public place near wood. Involved police, fire trucks and a 5 hour interrogation.
hah thats ridiculous.

[overdrive91]

hah thats ridiculous.

Japanese people hate the white people. Plus it was 4 am and I think they were bored. I was getting screamed at in japanese without understanding a damn thing.

[kwsqd]

one of my first weeks at college - apparently I got really drunk and dry humped a bean bag chair jokingly. also, getting in trouble for putting a sofa in front of my friend's dorm room so they couldn't get out. and my room mate getting in trouble for sexual harassment (which was a complete joke).. hmm

[TheReckoner]

Japanese people hate the white people. Plus it was 4 am and I think they were bored. I was getting screamed at in japanese without understanding a damn thing.
Epicanthic folds are funny.

[overdrive91]

Epicanthic folds are funny.

HAHAHAHA, I had to look that up though.

[TheReckoner]

HAHAHAHA, I had to look that up though.
Thats okay, haha. I just learned about it during a genetics lesson.

[Ari Christos]

or the guy that had to pick up Fat Bastard's shit in the second Austin Power's when they found the homing beacon in the toilet.

Haha exactly

PS love that avatar

[cdoyle7]

i got pantsed outside the cafeteria freshman year of college at prime lunch hour

[Keeponkeepinon]

Doing 40 hours of community service and going to court freshman year...never going through that again.

[xjacjac]

Last year, for putting a pen down my trousers and pretending it was my dick and getting up and walking around and shit,
funny at the time, but, got expelled over it, and my parents got called to the principals office with me,
where the principal used the words "pretended to have an erection" and "sexual harresment" like 50 times....embarrising as fuck haha

hahahaha, thats great. at least you got a good story out of it.

[lovely864md]

Having shitty friends, being arrested. The two go hand in hand.

If we get to delve into middle school I would like to include being pantsed naked in a crowded ski lodge and vomiting while singing in the church choir in front of the entire church. But those are pretty funny in retrospect.

[lovely864md]

Doing 40 hours of community service and going to court freshman year...never going through that again.

75. At an animal shelter. It involved cleaning out kennels.

[saysmydoctor]

The whole experience was pretty much the most juvenile thing I've ever been through.

[g_loves_laura]

worst experience was my parents finding my rolling machine :(

[Willy McFurgle]

Being escorted to classes for a week by a deputy after beating down my friend for something earlier in the week.

[JulieLynn]

Being 16-17 and involved in a fucked up love triangle. "Falling in love" in high school was a waste of time. Wish I had focused on school work instead of "love".

[jonny4star]

nothing that happened to me so far. but a kid in the school next to me got dumped by his gf and killed himself in front of her as she was fucking another guy..

[TheReckoner]

nothing that happened to me so far. but a kid in the school next to me got dumped by his gf and killed himself in front of her as she was fucking another guy..
It's sad that I lol'd.

[TheReckoner]

worst experience was my parents finding my rolling machine :(
Oh shit. did this just happen? I mean, youre only 14...

[g_loves_laura]

Oh shit. did this just happen? I mean, youre only 14...

yeah happened three weeks ago, and i'm gonna start living a clean lifestyle from now on :) fuck drugs, they aren't for me

[Mosh]

i'm a sophomore in high school right now and...

-i'm a black kid, yet i straightened my hair
-i wear tight jeans
-i listen to music other than radio bullshit
-ehh, i'm not the most visually pleasing guy. not ugly, but not orlando bloom AND i have braces that make my mouth look swollen right now -.-

imagine the abuse i get, haha. it's alright though i've got my friends

[g_loves_laura]

i'm a sophomore in high school right now and...

-i'm a black kid, yet i straightened my hair
-i wear tight jeans
-i listen to music other than radio bullshit
-ehh, i'm not the most visually pleasing guy. not ugly, but not orlando bloom AND i have braces that make my mouth look swollen right now -.-

imagine the abuse i get, haha. it's alright though i've got my friends

why do you get shit for that man, that's bullshit, i'm indian and i straighten my hair and do all the things you do and i'd say i'm fairly popular in my school. people in your high school must be dicks

[atticus18244fss]

i'm a sophomore in high school right now and...

-i'm a black kid, yet i straightened my hair
-i wear tight jeans
-i listen to music other than radio bullshit
-ehh, i'm not the most visually pleasing guy. not ugly, but not orlando bloom AND i have braces that make my mouth look swollen right now -.-

imagine the abuse i get, haha. it's alright though i've got my friends

I don't see any reason you should get abused. You sound like Kele from Bloc Party.

[tmowlds]

PS love that avatar

PPS I love sweet ass in my face.

[Codi23]

i'm a sophomore in high school right now and...

-i'm a black kid, yet i straightened my hair
-i wear tight jeans
-i listen to music other than radio bullshit
-ehh, i'm not the most visually pleasing guy. not ugly, but not orlando bloom AND i have braces that make my mouth look swollen right now -.-

imagine the abuse i get, haha. it's alright though i've got my friends
High school is definitely bull shit, and I was pretty well liked for the most part. Just don't give into it; once you're out, college or pretty much anything after high school is great haha. Hang in there.

[anthonydarko]

Being popular in high school is over-rated. Sure you get all the friends and perks but when high school is over, who really gives a shit about how many friends you had and how many wild parties you went to?

[pantagruel]

Being popular in high school is over-rated. Sure you get all the friends and perks but when high school is over, who really gives a shit about how many friends you had and how many wild parties you went to?

But we all stay together after and go to infinitely more wild parties in all the new cities we're in.

Worst experience: parents finding 2 ounces of weed in my backpack

[anthonydarko]

But we all stay together after and go to infinitely more wild parties in all the new cities we're in.

Worst experience: parents finding 2 ounces of weed in my backpack
Most of the popular kids I knew in high school ended hating each other.

[Schmidty Says]

Senior year of high school, I dated this girl. I really liked her. We made it through the summer and in to college. Then she cheated on me and left me. I spent the next four years alone. No girls, no sex, no anal. It was the worst.

[TheReckoner]

yeah happened three weeks ago, and i'm gonna start living a clean lifestyle from now on :) fuck drugs, they aren't for me
They can not be for you, just don't fuck them XP

[g_loves_laura]

They can not be for you, just don't fuck them XP

lol

[Mosh]

High school is definitely bull shit, and I was pretty well liked for the most part. Just don't give into it; once you're out, college or pretty much anything after high school is great haha. Hang in there.

my high school BLOWS, haha. and i'm hanging in but sometimes it gets a little stressful

I don't see any reason you should get abused. You sound like Kele from Bloc Party.

it's no coincidence that i've liked bloc party for years. kele was the reason that i stopped living the stereotypical black person's life

why do you get shit for that man, that's bullshit, i'm indian and i straighten my hair and do all the things you do and i'd say i'm fairly popular in my school. people in your high school must be dicks

they ARE, haha

[nonamesleft]

my ex hit me with her car and sent me to the hospital senior year

...What the hell!? Did you fuck her up?

[sleepyseanzzz]

...What the hell!? Did you fuck her up?

it was a couple years after we dated, i was getting changed for my lacrosse game by the trunk of my car and she tried to back into the spot behind me, she accidently hit the gas and it swung the car around and smoked me lol. we laugh about it now but to make her feel bad i used the crutches for an extended amount of weeks after the accident and all of our classmates made fun of her every day, she pretty much cried every day for a month because of it.

the first thing my mom said to the police officer when he came to check out the damage to our cars was "they went to prom together last year" and hes like "oh it must have been a bad date".

[atticus18244fss]

my high school BLOWS, haha. and i'm hanging in but sometimes it gets a little stressful



it's no coincidence that i've liked bloc party for years. kele was the reason that i stopped living the stereotypical black person's life



they ARE, haha

man Kele>Lil Wayne/Any Rapper any day

Your classmates obviously don't have good taste in music.

[SophGod]

worst experience in middle school - in 8th grade i had no friends for about 4 months, i ate lunch alone. it was shitty but whatever. my friends just decided to stop liking me one day, i dont know it was bullshit

high school - so freshmen year i dated this girl for 6 months and she broke up with me (over AIM adding to the bullshit) for some bullshit reasons, and i really loved this girl. she got a boyfriend about 2 weeks later. thankfully they didn't last, but she's been dating her current boyfriend for a year and a half now (her and i broke up two years ago) and the shittiest thing is seeing them together every day, because i know it should be me. she throws me the meanest glances too, i havent talked to her in over a year. but i think about her every day.

also, my friends are terrible. they just talk shit to each other. i've come so close to just knocking one of them out so many times.

[pantagruel]

in grade 11 i broke up with a girl, and she went around and told people that i broke up with her because she was pregnant. I was hated pretty hard until people realized that she wasn't pregnant

[Mosh]

man Kele>Lil Wayne/Any Rapper any day

Your classmates obviously don't have good taste in music.
tell me about it, everyone's just "gucci mane, lil wayne, etc". don't get me wrong, i like rap a lot, but i listen to a wider variety than just radio-rap. kele's amazing :)

[acemvivere]

I hated my Music Theory class with a passion.

[g_loves_laura]

my high school BLOWS, haha. and i'm hanging in but sometimes it gets a little stressful



it's no coincidence that i've liked bloc party for years. kele was the reason that i stopped living the stereotypical black person's life



they ARE, haha

what stuff do they do to you man?

[TheRxBandit]

high school: my current girlfriend at the time, and I, decided that we wanted to do the "nasty" in my car one night. we both told our parent's we were going to the other's house. pulled the old switcheroo. her mom called my mom to ask her a question, and then they brought up the subject of us. long story short, they figured out we lied. we were both in my car, and our phones both ring at the same time. ANXIETY ATTACK. didn't see my girlfriend for like 3 weeks, and even then she was upset that we'd gotten in trouble because she didn't want to be a "bad girl". hahahaha.

College: Not finished with college yet. But my worst experience was probably breaking up with my girlfriend, dating another girl who seemed nice, turned out to be a bitch, and also gave me CHLAMYDIA!

No worries, ladies. The antibiotics worked REAL NICE.

[dejaxentendu]

Last year, for putting a pen down my trousers and pretending it was my dick and getting up and walking around and shit,
funny at the time, but, got expelled over it, and my parents got called to the principals office with me,
where the principal used the words "pretended to have an erection" and "sexual harresment" like 50 times....embarrising as fuck haha



HAHAHAAHHAAHHA oh man did you have to explain that on your college aps?

[Codi23]

high school: my current girlfriend at the time, and I, decided that we wanted to do the "nasty" in my car one night. we both told our parent's we were going to the other's house. pulled the old switcheroo. her mom called my mom to ask her a question, and then they brought up the subject of us. long story short, they figured out we lied. we were both in my car, and our phones both ring at the same time. ANXIETY ATTACK. didn't see my girlfriend for like 3 weeks, and even then she was upset that we'd gotten in trouble because she didn't want to be a "bad girl". hahahaha.

I have a story VERY similar to this one, but I don't want to share it in internet forums hahaha. All I can say is I definitely feel your pain :-d.

[xxemo_kittyxx]

Not getting in to the dance team after working my ass off for the inaugration that lasted for the whole of my freshman year and finding out the girls in my batch are evil bitches.

Even worse part: most of them did better in school than I did.

[Codi23]

Not getting in to the dance team after working my ass off for the inaugration that lasted for the whole of my freshman year and finding out the girls in my batch are evil bitches.

Even worse part: most of them did better in school than I did.
School is ten times harder for girls than guys; I don't think anyone can deny that. When I think back to high school, some of the stuff that was going on was just awful.

[terror_91]

School is ten times harder for girls than guys; I don't think anyone can deny that. When I think back to high school, some of the stuff that was going on was just awful.
Depends what you mean by school. If you mean socialising then ye, probably. Girls are bitchy where as guys just sort shit out a lot easier.
Work wise, girls are ahead by a bit (in the UK at least).

[limepomegranate]

I fall up the stairs almost every week so I try to use the elevator as much as possible haha other than that just being late. I hate when everyone stares at you when you walk in late!

[Codi23]

Depends what you mean by school. If you mean socialising then ye, probably. Girls are bitchy where as guys just sort shit out a lot easier.
Work wise, girls are ahead by a bit (in the UK at least).
Just dealing with high school stuff haha. So much drama involved, whereas guys either forget about shit or fight each other and it's over with hahaha. I honestly feel bad for girls I went to school with, everything was a competition.

[terror_91]

Just dealing with high school stuff haha. So much drama involved, whereas guys either forget about shit or fight each other and it's over with hahaha. I honestly feel bad for girls I went to school with, everything was a competition.
Ye, I know exactly what you mean. I still can't understand it; guys just seem to get shit over with sans drama.

[terror_91]

I fall up the stairs almost every week so I try to use the elevator as much as possible haha other than that just being late. I hate when everyone stares at you when you walk in late!
You should probably see someone about that; it's not normal...

[limepomegranate]

You should probably see someone about that; it's not normal...
I'm just really clumsy! Haha hard to believe I danced for 13 years!

[terror_91]

I'm just really clumsy! Haha hard to believe I danced for 13 years!
Very hard to believe :-p

[S9Dallasoz]

High school: Zip Lock bag ≠ condom.
her faking it w/ the lack of penetration that ensued is enough to make me look back on it and laugh.

[limepomegranate]

Very hard to believe :-p
Haha :blush:

[Urglegrew]

when i was freshman in highschool i was REALLY obsessed with lord of the rings, like super nerdy.
and lotr: return of the king was coming out. so the day it came out i dressed up like an elf and SUPER GLUED the tips of my ears together (so they were pointy), did my hair like legolas.
and then i went to school. all day. dressed as an elf.

i never heard the end of it for 3 and a half years.

:/
This is nothing to be ashamed about... haha. My brother tried to make a sheith for his sword out of cement, and somehow he mixed up water with muriatic acid... long story short after the ambulance came, and hours at the hospital, he almost became blind. Scariest moment of my life, but after he was fine, and then telling me he wanted to make a sheith out of cement, i died of laughter.

P.S. Muriactic acid is brick cleaner.

[Mosh]

what stuff do they do to you man?
nothing really bad, just talk shit and stuff

[tottivillarossi]

I was touched by my p.e. teacher.

[terror_91]

I was touched by my p.e. teacher.
Was she hot?

[caiocalo]

I was touched by my p.e. teacher.


Did she blow you or whtelse?

[wildrocks90]

im a geoscience major and at my school we tend to go on field trips for class my first one was miserable rainy, and cold... but after that it was actually fun, this was my first camping experiance

[-karla]

Try living in a city with a bunch of creepy mexicans and perverted racists.

i lol'd the first time i saw this... but then i saw your town is roswell and it all made sense. i've been there a quite a few times.

my sister used to live in alamogordo (she was married to an air force man). new mexico is a very unique place, to say the least.

[sweepthenation]

Freshman year. Copious amounts of vodka. Club. Hospital. Big trouble

[frenchatticus]

I could rule this thread.

[terror_91]

im a geoscience major and at my school we tend to go on field trips for class my first one was miserable rainy, and cold... but after that it was actually fun, this was my first camping experiance
Your worst high school / college experience was a wet day? You must live a fucking amazing life haha.

[onelastdisaster]

High school was the simplest shit ever. I can't even remember anything bad that happened. I'll try to think of something. But I did get a detention in 7th grade for calling my gym teacher a cunt. Best. Day. Ever.

For college- Last semester we had a Tuesday off for Reading day, so Monday night a bunch of us went to our one friend's apartment to drink and hang out. I never drank until college and I definitely didn't know how to pace myself. So I got completely smashed and was hugging the toilet all night and making an ass out of myself. Then the next day I had the worst hangover ever and was driving home with my two friends (around noon) and started to feel crazy sick, ended up puking all over myself and my windshield and everywhere (as I was driving). It was disgusting, but the funniest thing that's ever happened. We turned around and went back to school and cleaned myself up. Worst part is everybody knew the story by the next day and as I was walking over to the equipment truck for marching band practice the next day, people just started shouting things at me and making fun of me. "WATCH OUT, SHE'S GONNA PUKE" and things of that sort. It was all friends and all in good fun so I just kinda laughed along. I still get made fun of for it, but I don't really care. hahahahaha.

[wildrocks90]

Your worst high school / college experience was a wet day? You must live a fucking amazing life haha.


hahaha i guess so... my troubled years where more in middle school hahaha

[npmshah]

hahaha i guess so... my troubled years where more in middle school hahaha

haha same here.

[terror_91]

hahaha i guess so... my troubled years where more in middle school hahaha
We will make an exception and you can tell us about that :-)

[wildrocks90]

haha oh yeah in high school actually there was a huge hazing problem, and the older girls and guys would throw food at us in lunch, and they would pick us out individually and make us do silly things like singing... looking at it now its not as bad as it felt hahaha

[gibson277]

hahah.

[Efay08]

One day I visit my friends at their University. Got to the point of blacking out. I guess I stayed at one of my friend's apartment because her roommate wasn't there that night. Well I woke up in the middle of the night naked, covered in puke and not knowing where I was at..flipping my shit. The stains wouldn't come out so I had to pay $40 dollars for new sheets and I'm banned from the apartment. Shouldn't of had that little caesars before bed : /

[Fulltime Mike]

i was grabbing some books out of my locker and had to sneeze. naturally, i turn my head and sneezed right on this broad. she then slapped me across the face in front of everyone. quite embarrassing.

[Macbeth.]

One day I visit my friends at their University. Got to the point of blacking out. I guess I stayed at one of my friend's apartment because her roommate wasn't there that night. Well I woke up in the middle of the night naked, covered in puke and not knowing where I was at..flipping my shit. The stains wouldn't come out so I had to pay $40 dollars for new sheets and I'm banned from the apartment. Shouldn't of had that little caesars before bed : /

Before bed? When is little caesars EVER a good idea? You animal.

[Efay08]

Before bed? When is little caesars EVER a good idea? You animal.

Well my friend was drunk and bought 10 pizzas for the party of about 30 people, and I can't say no to free food. The reason I'm an animal is because I went to an Irish Catholic High School and everyone drank... High School was amazing for me.