how does a girl pick up a girl?

[amber_x3_you]

... any suggestions? i dont want a long term deal. just a hook up.

[Reaver]

are we talking about lesbians or about (mostly) straight girls who want to try it with another girl for once?

[Jennurna Gray]

Probably neither.

[amber_x3_you]

are we talking about lesbians or about (mostly) straight girls who want to try it with another girl for once?
this

[Reaver]

this

i believe that didn't quite answer the question -.-

[Jennurna Gray]

this
Duh, can you read? There were two options.

[Statler]

first she bends down and wraps her arms around the right areas and then she lifts

[Fullblast]

Depends on Sexual Orientation, other factors that would lead to some form of attraction to one another.

[Fullblast]

first she bends down and wraps her arms around the right areas and then she lifts
Sounds rather painful Statler, I wouldn't suggest trying that.

[samsara]

first she bends down and wraps her arms around the right areas and then she lifts

Thats what I was thinking.

[Reaver]

Duh, can you read? There were two options.

I kinda want to know now what she thought.

[kaycey]

code word : hello kitty

[Statler]

code word : hello kitty

you'd know

bitch

[JordanBuell]

go to a gay bar?

[amber_x3_you]

i believe that didn't quite answer the question -.-

the second. sorry.

[amber_x3_you]

first she bends down and wraps her arms around the right areas and then she lifts

hah, nice

Duh, can you read? There were two options.

duh! i'm like, so sorry. and like, i can totally read. thanks though :)

[Fullblast]

you'd know

bitch
Owned

[amber_x3_you]

go to a gay bar?

but once i get there?

[kaycey]

you'd know

bitch
hi! lol Muppet bitch.

[SomedayTheFire]

this
lol

[Reaver]

the second. sorry.

that's what my girlfriend wants, too. however, she only admits it when she's really horny. well, i have no idea how to set up such a thing. asking friends might not be such a good idea.

[Jennurna Gray]

I kinda want to know now what she thought.

hah, nice
duh! i'm like, so sorry. and like, i can totally read. thanks though :)
Trollin'?

[fake empire]

This is hot.

[amber_x3_you]

that's what my girlfriend wants, too. however, she only admits it when she's really horny. well, i have no idea how to set up such a thing. asking friends might not be such a good idea.
no i think not. my best friend would be down, but we dont want to take our relationship to that level. where's your girlfriend? is she hott? hah, just kidding

[Jennurna Gray]

that's what my girlfriend wants, too. however, she only admits it when she's really horny. well, i have no idea how to set up such a thing. asking friends might not be such a good idea.
When I'm under the influence I talk about scissor sex, but when sober, the thought just sits in the back of my mind, wasting away.

[Reaver]

Trollin'?

i guess you're too 'crankcore' for me, i believe that's what she called it =P

[Smash Adams]

go behind her
put your arms around her waist
lift her
falcon punch

[samsara]

i guess you're too 'crankcore' for me, i believe that's what she called it =P

*crunkcore

[up da punx]

I know someone I can hook u up with

[Jennurna Gray]

i guess you're too 'crankcore' for me, i believe that's what she called it =P
You don't know what trolls are? :o

[lauren1234]

If you think your best friends would be down then try that when you guys are drunk. It happened with me and my two best friends and nothing was ever awkward after.

[Reaver]

no i think not. my best friend would be down, but we dont want to take our relationship to that level. where's your girlfriend? is she hott? hah, just kidding

hahah, no you're not =P you can check out my profile gallery and fly over to germany, lol.

but, wait ... you and your best friend both want to do it and you don't becaaause

When I'm under the influence I talk about scissor sex, but when sober, the thought just sits in the back of my mind, wasting away.

of what influence are we talking here?

[Reaver]

*crunkcore

oh yea, right! thanks, hahah :)

You don't know what trolls are? :o

I thought I did, but I didn't get it the way you used it.

[amber_x3_you]

hahah, no you're not =P you can check out my profile gallery and fly over to germany, lol.

but, wait ... you and your best friend both want to do it and you don't becaaause

looks like i'm flying to germany! haha.

we don't because what if its awkward after?

[amber_x3_you]

If you think your best friends would be down then try that when you guys are drunk. It happened with me and my two best friends and nothing was ever awkward after.
thats my fear, the awkwardness

[samsara]

oh yea, right! thanks, hahah :)



de nada

[up da punx]

If you think your best friends would be down then try that when you guys are drunk. It happened with me and my two best friends and nothing was ever awkward after.
hot

[Jennurna Gray]

of what influence are we talking here?
Alcohol, drugs, basically anything that changes my mental state.
I thought I did, but I didn't get it the way you used it.
Trolls are people that basically just try to piss people off.

[Ava1anche]

Craigslist

[amber_x3_you]

Trolls are people that basically just try to piss people off.

sorry.

[amber_x3_you]

Craigslist
yea, cuz i want to pimp myself on craigslist.. not

[Reaver]

looks like i'm flying to germany! haha.

we don't because what if its awkward after?
well, she's your best friend. i don't quite see what would be awkward if you both want it. plus, you could enjoy it much more since you already know each other.
but, it's your choice of course.

[amber_x3_you]

well, she's your best friend. i don't quite see what would be awkward if you both want it. plus, you could enjoy it much more since you already know each other.
but, it's your choice of course.
i guess its more she's worried.. she's bi where i'm just trying to fulfill a fantasy.. so theirs this whole "taking it to the next level" problem

[Reaver]

i guess its more she's worried.. she's bi where i'm just trying to fulfill a fantasy.. so theirs this whole "taking it to the next level" problem

ooh, so she'll probably fall in love with you and the friendship gets jeopardized. I see.

[Jennurna Gray]

yea, cuz i want to pimp myself on craigslist.. not
Why not?

[amber_x3_you]

Why not?
would you?

ooh, so she'll probably fall in love with you and the friendship gets jeopardized. I see.
yeaa. we joke about it, but then she always says she never could.. soo

[Jennurna Gray]

would you?

Of course

[Reaver]

yeaa. we joke about it, but then she always says she never could.. soo
so check for the next flight to germany!

x

[amber_x3_you]

Of course
really? hm.my biggest fear is getting taken, raped, and killed. so i think i'll stay off craigslist

[Ava1anche]

Of course

Holla

[Jennurna Gray]

really? hm.my biggest fear is getting taken, raped, and killed. so i think i'll stay off craigslist
Sounds fun enough to me.
Holla
Will you buy me, Kevin?

[Reaver]

really? hm.my biggest fear is getting taken, raped, and killed. so i think i'll stay off craigslist

I got a question for you. What do you think will happen after you had sex with another girl? Do you think you'll just be satisfied for fulfilling your phantasy and let it go or do you think you'll want to do it again?

[lauren1234]

thats my fear, the awkwardness
If they're your best friends then hopefully there would be no awkwardness after. But if you think there would be then try with someone else but I have no clue how to go about that.

[up da punx]

Amber I got a girl for you in NJ

[Bloodsucker II]

go behind her
put your arms around her waist
lift her
falcon punch

the falcon punch got me. :appl:

[Ava1anche]

Sounds fun enough to me.

Will you buy me, Kevin?

Yes, of course.

[amber_x3_you]

I got a question for you. What do you think will happen after you had sex with another girl? Do you think you'll just be satisfied for fulfilling your phantasy and let it go or do you think you'll want to do it again?
i have a boyfriend that i love, and he's giving me a "get out of jail free" card to do this.. i'm sure i'll want to do it agian, but i probably wont

[amber_x3_you]

Amber I got a girl for you in NJ
is she cute? skinny with a pretty face. i'm very picky

[up da punx]

is she cute? skinny with a pretty face. i'm very picky
ya

[Jennurna Gray]

Yes, of course.
<3<3
Well what are you going to do with me, then? Hopefully not just let me go.

[Ava1anche]

<3<3
Well what are you going to do with me, then? Hopefully not just let me go.

Things that can't be spoken about on absolutepunk.net

[bladerdude360]

Girls will make out with others girls when they are drunk. Just plant that seed and let it grow, and by the end of the night you can get whatever you want.

[Jennurna Gray]

Things that can't be spoken about on absolutepunk.net
Enticing.

[phillipjacob]

just be yourself. you're cute shouldnt be hard to pick up a guy

[amber_x3_you]

just be yourself. you're cute shouldnt be hard to pick up a guy
if only i was worried about picking up a guy.. lol

[deFobbed14yrs]

just be yourself. you're cute shouldnt be hard to pick up a guy

*chick

[Ava1anche]

Enticing.

Indeed, it is.

[Reaver]

*chick

you're 18 already? whoa, when did that happen? =)

[Jennurna Gray]

Indeed, it is.
:D

[terror_91]

if only i was worried about picking up a guy.. lol
You said your friend was bi didn't you? Can't you get her to hook you up? If not her then ask some gay people, I've heard they hang around in packs.

[terror_91]

If you think your best friends would be down then try that when you guys are drunk. It happened with me and my two best friends and nothing was ever awkward after.
This sounds like a great porno.

[concernedparent]

I'd just say drink with a friend/hot chick and make a lot of body contact during conversation, and then go for it.

[lauren1234]

This sounds like a great porno.
It would never go that far, though.

[kbi the crowing]

Craigslist

I had to read personal ads on there for a class, holy shit is it ridiculous

[terror_91]

It would never go that far, though.
Don't spoil it... M-(

[lauren1234]

Don't spoil it... M-(
Haha ok, forget I said that then.

[Ava1anche]

... any suggestions? i dont want a long term deal. just a hook up.

Post pics and/or video after the hookup. kthx

[caress me down]

You might do better asking this in the homosexuality thread

[benn10]

Post pics and/or video after the hookup. kthx

I lol'd

[georgia7jq]

Just get wasttedddd, try and kiss them, and if they say no blame it on the alcohol.

Or be all like 'wow..i've never got with a girl before..i wonder what its like.'

[Reaver]

Just get wasttedddd, try and kiss them, and if they say no blame it on the alcohol.

Or be all like 'wow..i've never got with a girl before..i wonder what its like.'

hahahah, someone has experience!

[raychull]

first she bends down and wraps her arms around the right areas and then she lifts
not going to lie, this is the funniest post i've seen in a while.

[timb89]

i love how this personal life post has generated 5 pages of responses.

[deFobbed14yrs]

you're 18 already? whoa, when did that happen? =)


magically. hah how are you, haven't talked to you in awhile

[wroteurname]

This is hot.

:highfive:

[amber_x3_you]

Post pics and/or video after the hookup. kthx
i will not be making a video. lol

[amber_x3_you]

Just get wasttedddd, try and kiss them, and if they say no blame it on the alcohol.

Or be all like 'wow..i've never got with a girl before..i wonder what its like.'
haha sounds like a great plan

[phil19]

i will not be making a video. lol

but you'll be taking pics, right??

[amber_x3_you]

but you'll be taking pics, right??

no.

[phil19]

no.

:thumbdwn:

[amber_x3_you]

:thumbdwn:
i'm sorry, i'm not doing this for the pleasure of others. only for the pleasure of myself.

[phil19]

i'm sorry, i'm not doing this for the pleasure of others. only for the pleasure of myself.

pleasure.

well, will you at least post the outcome??

[amber_x3_you]

pleasure.

well, will you at least post the outcome??

seems only fair.

[ReadyForAction]

I've seen some movies that don't make it seem that hard, just go fix her cable or deliver her a pizza.

[phil19]

seems only fair.

thats what i like to hear!!

[Ava1anche]

no.

plz?

[amber_x3_you]

I've seen some movies that don't make it seem that hard, just go fix her cable or deliver her a pizza.
for some reason i dont think it'll be that easy..

plz?
unlikely.

[Ava1anche]

for some reason i dont think it'll be that easy..


unlikely.
:-(

[amber_x3_you]

:-(
don't be sad, i'm sure the girl on girl porn you could download would be much hotter anyway

[Jaimehere]

vCZvYXwBlkk

[DCD08]

vCZvYXwBlkk

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[ReadyForAction]

for some reason i dont think it'll be that easy
of course it wont be, the first thing you have to do is rig things so that she has no way to pay

[amber_x3_you]

of course it wont be, the first thing you have to do is rig things so that she has no way to pay
hahaha.. i see. wouldnt it be easier to.. i dont know.. do any of the other things people have been suggesting
aka - going to a gay bar / hitting on my drunk friends.. lol

[ReadyForAction]

hahaha.. i see. wouldnt it be easier to.. i dont know.. do any of the other things people have been suggesting
aka - going to a gay bar / hitting on my drunk friends.. lol
how about you just hang out with me. We can go to clubs and hit on girls together. I'm an excellent wingman

[phil19]

how about you just hang out with me. We can go to clubs and hit on girls together. I'm an excellent wingman

you can be my wingman anytime

[amber_x3_you]

how about you just hang out with me. We can go to clubs and hit on girls together. I'm an excellent wingman
that would be awesome. except your in fl, and i'm in va..

[ReadyForAction]

you can be my wingman anytime
likewise my friend, I'm a huge fan of australian accents so I'm sure I'd be falling in love left and right over there
that would be awesome. except your in fl, and i'm in va..
then lets just find a halfway point, like south beach

[phil19]

likewise my friend, I'm a huge fan of australian accents so I'm sure I'd be falling in love left and right over there

then lets just find a halfway point, like south beach

:beerbros:

[ReadyForAction]

:beerbros:
however, everything there is poinsonous, so I'm a bit torn about the subject

[amber_x3_you]

then lets just find a halfway point, like south beach
sounds good to me

[phil19]

however, everything there is poinsonous, so I'm a bit torn about the subject

you'll be fine. you're probably in more danger around the ladies than you are around the creepy crawlies

[Reaver]

magically. hah how are you, haven't talked to you in awhile
yea, right? I'm quite fine except for my chronic laziness xD

[zion the lion]

the second. sorry.

I dont understand why you dont just use your little get out of jail free card on a guy. Also, as much as this shit makes my nose bleed from a brain short circuit, I'll give you a great little nugget of advice or two.

Depending on where you go, you'll piss at least one person off because (at least with the people I know) it gets annoying quick, so with whoever it is tell her exactly what your intentions are, and be up front with it from the start.

Adult friend finder, I know two people who used it for a one night stand and ended up married.

[overdrive91]

"who wants to sit on my face?"

[ReadyForAction]

you'll be fine. you're probably in more danger around the ladies than you are around the creepy crawlies
Well I can definitely get into that, peroxide blondes with accents are my weakness so I can take that risk.
"who wants to sit on my face?"
A friend of mine once picked a girl up by saying, I swear to god, "hey baby, why don't you come sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart."

[xmicxcorex]

Well I can definitely get into that, peroxide blondes with accents are my weakness so I can take that risk.

A friend of mine once picked a girl up by saying, I swear to god, "hey baby, why don't you come sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart."


That made me glad I read through this whole thread.

[deFobbed14yrs]

yea, right? I'm quite fine except for my chronic laziness xD

Haha yeah I have bouts of that too. Especially since it's break and mg schedule is so off. I'm gonna be screwed for school lol

[Reaver]

Haha yeah I have bouts of that too. Especially since it's break and mg schedule is so off. I'm gonna be screwed for school lol

hahah, well I got an exam in a week and I'm watching stargate instead of learning. Yupp, I'm an idiot.

I'll be fine though .. I hope.

Sooo, what else is new over there? =D

[amber_x3_you]

I dont understand why you dont just use your little get out of jail free card on a guy. Also, as much as this shit makes my nose bleed from a brain short circuit, I'll give you a great little nugget of advice or two.

Depending on where you go, you'll piss at least one person off because (at least with the people I know) it gets annoying quick, so with whoever it is tell her exactly what your intentions are, and be up front with it from the start.

Adult friend finder, I know two people who used it for a one night stand and ended up married.

i don't want to use it on a guy, and its only for girl stuff.

no worries, i have full intentions on letting anyone know what i'm up to. i'm not trying to break hearts and take names or anything..

[fake empire]

i don't want to use it on a guy, and its only for girl stuff.

no worries, i have full intentions on letting anyone know what i'm up to. i'm not trying to break hearts and take names or anything..
How do you feel about some threesome action?

[overdrive91]

A friend of mine once picked a girl up by saying, I swear to god, "hey baby, why don't you come sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart."

He is a champ in my eyes.

[chassmariee]

Ask her if she has a mirror in her pocket and then tell her you want to see yourself inside of her pants.
It's pretty golden.

[DI Pistola]

Look for unicorn tattoos?

[zion the lion]

i don't want to use it on a guy, and its only for girl stuff.

no worries, i have full intentions on letting anyone know what i'm up to. i'm not trying to break hearts and take names or anything..

I think that those get out of jail free cards that are only to be used on the same sex are bullshit but okay.

[phil19]

Well I can definitely get into that, peroxide blondes with accents are my weakness so I can take that risk.

A friend of mine once picked a girl up by saying, I swear to god, "hey baby, why don't you come sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart."

you can have all the peroxides you want. there's plenty here, and i dont want them

[ReadyForAction]

you can have all the peroxides you want. there's plenty here, and i dont want them
well that and dark skinned girls, I melt every time I see a cute indian girl lol

[deFobbed14yrs]

hahah, well I got an exam in a week and I'm watching stargate instead of learning. Yupp, I'm an idiot.

I'll be fine though .. I hope.

Sooo, what else is new over there? =D

Same ol' same ol' lol. America is going broke, I'm bored and dreading my return to my roommates lol

[4N6 science]

... any suggestions? i dont want a long term deal. just a hook up.


WOO RICHMOND!

are you straight trying to experience something new?

[Kassie09]

its so easy to hook up with a girl
..just be drunk at a party. it's pretty much guaranteed guys will egg you on to make out. then, to make their lives even better, go to a bedroom. bam

[Smash Adams]

its so easy to hook up with a girl
..just be drunk at a party. it's pretty much guaranteed guys will egg you on to make out. then, to make their lives even better, go to a bedroom. bam
boo whore

[kaycey]

wow! that makes sense.

[Kassie09]

boo whore


I am not a whore karen

[Smash Adams]

I am not a whore karen
You can't just ask people why they're white

[Kassie09]

You can't just ask people why they're not white

um whatever white people dont live in africa

[terror_91]

This thread completely lacks:

j0odSXLWydY

[amber_x3_you]

WOO RICHMOND!

are you straight trying to experience something new?

yes i am.. and WOO RICHMOND!

[4N6 science]

yes i am.. and WOO RICHMOND!

Well you probably want to find someone like you and not a lesbian chick because they probably hate when straight girls do that.

vcu student?

[amber_x3_you]

Well you probably want to find someone like you and not a lesbian chick because they probably hate when straight girls do that.

vcu student?

no, community college.. you?

[4N6 science]

no, community college.. you?

Yeah I'm a grad student there.

you live in Richmond or in the suburbs.

[georgia7jq]

hahahah, someone has experience!

Haha actually i'm normally on the other end, i'm actualy gay with a girlfriend, but before i had a girlfriend curious girls would get drunk and do that, for the most part it worked. Normally because i was drunk too haha.

[Reaver]

Haha actually i'm normally on the other end, i'm actualy gay with a girlfriend, but before i had a girlfriend curious girls would get drunk and do that, for the most part it worked. Normally because i was drunk too haha.

ummm, pics or it didn't happen?

[amber_x3_you]

Yeah I'm a grad student there.

you live in Richmond or in the suburbs.
burbs

[4N6 science]

burbs

ahh good stuff.

So have you come with anyway to pick up a girl?

[georgia7jq]

ummm, pics or it didn't happen?


I don't know about you, but when i'm out, and someone tries to get with me, or i pull, i don't tend to stop them and ask for a photo to prove it happened ;)


pictures of me and my gf i have plenty off, probably not the sort anyone wants to see though.

[Willy McFurgle]

Flowers and Grizzly Man magazines. Gets em everytime.

[<*)))><]

Have you tried lifting?

[terror_91]

I don't know about you, but when i'm out, and someone tries to get with me, or i pull, i don't tend to stop them and ask for a photo to prove it happened ;)


pictures of me and my gf i have plenty off, probably not the sort anyone wants to see though.
We will decide that, thank you very much.

[Reaver]

I don't know about you, but when i'm out, and someone tries to get with me, or i pull, i don't tend to stop them and ask for a photo to prove it happened ;)


pictures of me and my gf i have plenty off, probably not the sort anyone wants to see though.

yay, now we're getting somewhere =)
post! post! post! post! post! post!

and post!

[georgia7jq]

We will decide that, thank you very much.


haha, in my user galleries, i'd be suprised if thats what you want to see.

[terror_91]

haha, in my user galleries, i'd be suprised if thats what you want to see.
Very nice :-p

I hope my non-creeperness is coming through my posts haha

[georgia7jq]

Very nice :-p

I hope my non-creeperness is coming through my posts haha

haha oh yes, and its definately helped by your choice of emoticon hahah.

[phil19]

right now im wondering how does a guy pick up a girl

[bstthngunvrhd7]

right now im wondering how does a guy pick up a girl

And I'm wondering the exact opposite.