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Jason Tate
07/06/06, 11:54 AM
RateYourMusic.com (http://rateyourmusic.com/list/djlanda/the_100_worst_album_covers_ever/) has posted the "worst album covers (http://rateyourmusic.com/list/djlanda/the_100_worst_album_covers_ever/)" of all time. Can you think of any in our "genre" that deserve to be on this list?
Jason Tate
07/06/06, 11:54 AM
http://rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s108898.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/13/HawthorneHeights.jpg/200px-HawthorneHeights.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/10/Hawthorne_Heights_-_If_only_you_where_lonely_-_1.jpg/200px-Hawthorne_Heights_-_If_only_you_where_lonely_-_1.jpg
Also, most covers from bands like NOFX or Guttermouth.
robdobi
07/06/06, 12:01 PM
http://www.hartfordadvocate.com/binary/122748-273-1/music_cd-4932.jpeg
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000DJEQX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
ethicka
07/06/06, 12:02 PM
probably the first armor for sleep cover and the first underoath cover (both boring). also, ocean avenue from yellowcard. it's weird.
Jason Tate
07/06/06, 12:02 PM
http://www.hartfordadvocate.com/binary/122748-273-1/music_cd-4932.jpeg
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000DJEQX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
That A Wilhelm Scream one kinda sucks too.
:)
http://www.cdquest.com/images/album_art/sorted/0827/9692/0827969245828.jpg
HeadSock
07/06/06, 12:04 PM
Im very surprised that they didnt put the latest Bloodhound Gang CD cover on that.
http://smartpunk.com/product_images/15106.gif
Im suprised most of them where Prince.
"Charles Manson wanted to follow in Joan Baez's footsteps. Luckily, Joan outran the fucker."
Now that's funny.
Saves The Night
07/06/06, 12:11 PM
new found glory - catalyst
Roboman
07/06/06, 12:12 PM
You people have to be kidding me...even the 100th entry in that list is 10000x worse than any of the covers posted in here. Sure, they may be boring, or you may hate the band, but they don't have naked people or Michael Jackson on them.
Saves The Night
07/06/06, 12:14 PM
new found glory - catalysthttp://www.punkgazetka.ru/nfg2004.jpg
yeah, that wins it....Love the band, hate that cover
poppa Q
07/06/06, 12:17 PM
I love that site.
Scott Weber
07/06/06, 12:23 PM
You people have to be kidding me...even the 100th entry in that list is 10000x worse than any of the covers posted in here. Sure, they may be boring, or you may hate the band, but they don't have naked people or Michael Jackson on them.
The post says "from our genre" dude.
eastcoast-fu
07/06/06, 12:23 PM
i think the new format album "dog problems" has a pretty gayish cover. the album title sucks too.
MrChainsaw389
07/06/06, 12:29 PM
Taking Back Sunday's naked baby cover was pretty creepy.
McSavah
07/06/06, 12:34 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005OSZE.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jp g
Most of the covers in this "genre" are just boring copycats of each other. Jade Tree did some good stuff in the late nineties, but im not sure if that is still this "genre/"
danny of the gs
07/06/06, 12:37 PM
Spitalfield - Stop Doing Bad Things has the worst cover art ever.
i think the new format album "dog problems" has a pretty gayish cover. the album title sucks too.
I actually dig that one. Creative, interesting colors, not photoshopped gayness involving: mirrors, trees, young scenesters in sad poses, or (the worst) blood stains of any variety.
Brett727272
07/06/06, 12:46 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009W5JD2.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
Couldn't have made a worse cover. Really.
storts87
07/06/06, 12:46 PM
i'd have to say....
The Rocket Summer - Hello, Good Friend.
walshknilb281
07/06/06, 12:46 PM
http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/3/3/6/2/0/cover_thumb.jpg (http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/showimage.php?i=11808&c=7)
TheOldJostler
07/06/06, 12:51 PM
The Angels and Airwaves cover is horrendous. It looks like a failed trapper keeper design concept...and good call on 'catalyst'. stunningly horrific.
relevanceof27
07/06/06, 12:55 PM
I've ben laughing non stop for like an hour. What a great top 100 list.
i'd have to say....
The Rocket Summer - Hello, Good Friend.
Exactly. No contest.
http://www.mishmashmagazine.com/images/rocketsummercdbig.jpg
domesticyeti
07/06/06, 12:58 PM
those were hilarious
MusicOrMisery
07/06/06, 12:58 PM
The new Black Label Society cover that was posted a while back.
i thought they'd never get worse than this
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/86/Story_of_the_Year_Page_Avenue.jpg
but then they came out with this
http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drh000/h003/h00376p4t9u.jpg
MusicOrMisery
07/06/06, 01:05 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000EXO9YG.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V54 760575_.jpg
Pure shit.
alaskanpunker
07/06/06, 01:06 PM
Yeah I'd have to go with the last Story Of The Year cd. The cover for the new Less Than Jake sucks as well.
thisisadisaster
07/06/06, 01:06 PM
dashboard confessional - dusk & summer
without a question the worst.
McSavah
07/06/06, 01:08 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FMGTWG.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V51 149665_.jpg
love_american_style
07/06/06, 01:08 PM
silverchairs first album....its just a picture of a frog......and its called "frogstomp".......come on!!! Spinal taps "smell the glove was pretty stupid.......and pretty much any band with just a picture of themselves for an album cover is dumb.
McSavah
07/06/06, 01:11 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002B86.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jp g
Now that's cool
FstFtsVsFences
07/06/06, 01:12 PM
http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/3/3/6/2/0/cover_thumb.jpg (http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/showimage.php?i=11808&c=7)
I love that cover.
McSavah
07/06/06, 01:15 PM
I love that cover.
Yeah, without the text.
jcsubtitled
07/06/06, 01:22 PM
good call on the new Dashboard album... i was rather embarrassed to buy it - i had to lie and pretend i was cool by saying it was a Kenny Loggins album... i'd vote Nightmare of You's pink flowers cover too if i didn't think it was so hilarious.
Katie Schmitz
07/06/06, 01:24 PM
all american rejects latest
McSavah
07/06/06, 01:25 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000AMZ1YI.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jp g
Julia Conny
07/06/06, 01:26 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/13/HawthorneHeights.jpg/200px-HawthorneHeights.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/10/Hawthorne_Heights_-_If_only_you_where_lonely_-_1.jpg/200px-Hawthorne_Heights_-_If_only_you_where_lonely_-_1.jpg
Also, most covers from bands like NOFX or Guttermouth.
muhahaha. i was going to say the same. they look like the Goosbumps series.
Julia Conny
07/06/06, 01:27 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000EXO9YG.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V54 760575_.jpg
Pure shit.
thats pretty bad too.
konstantine94
07/06/06, 01:42 PM
[quote=McSavah]http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FMGTWG.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V51 149665_.jpg[/quote
i have to be shallow and admit that as a girl, i like this cover purely because of his good looks. and as a photographer, the pic is excellent.
as a music fan... eww!
InaGreendase
07/06/06, 01:46 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000A2H9VG.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V11 22055178_.jpg
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0009X75KQ.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jp g
Also coincedentally the worst 2 albums released last year!
A picasso blue
07/06/06, 01:55 PM
^^ in that picture it looks like Chris Carabba is checking to see if his penis is still there and sadly, it is not.
zizou1790
07/06/06, 01:55 PM
The Angels and Airwaves cover is horrendous. It looks like a failed trapper keeper design concept...and good call on 'catalyst'. stunningly horrific.
i like the AVA cover
A picasso blue
07/06/06, 01:56 PM
some of the jokes they make on the article are so lame.
A picasso blue
07/06/06, 02:05 PM
anyway none of these are nearly as terrible as any on their list
muhahaha. i was going to say the same. they look like the Goosbumps series.
HA! That's hilarious...good call on the Goosebumps theme! Never picked up on it...but it's dead on.
*crying stars*
07/06/06, 02:18 PM
that was really creepy that number one was prince in all his glory.
ewwwwwwwwwwww.
the rocket summer album wins. none of the others mentioned here are anywhere near as bad as that one or any of the ones on the main list.
Shatter_Glass
07/06/06, 02:40 PM
Juliana Theory - Deadbeat Sweetheartbeat.
MxPx- Before Everything and After
A Thorne for Every Heart- Thing's Arn't so Beautiful now.
Little Jeans
07/06/06, 03:02 PM
the dusk and summer cover reminds me of michelle branch's hotel paper and Yellowcard's Ocean Avenue
love_american_style
07/06/06, 03:04 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002B86.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jp g
Now that's cool
im sorry but i dont see whats so cool about it.....its just a picture of a frog.
thegreatescape1
07/06/06, 03:16 PM
A Thorne for Every Heart- Thing's Arn't so Beautiful now.
i dont see how that artwork could be called the worst of all time, it's not bad at all
Boring Pop Song
07/06/06, 03:40 PM
i don't like the new rise against cover
hailthewarrior
07/06/06, 03:49 PM
both of hawk nelson's.
hubbabubbal3ts
07/06/06, 04:32 PM
as much as i love the cd i hate the album art.
the starting line - based on a true story.
oh and i was also embarrassed to buy "hello good friend" just because of how weird he looks on the cover. i probz shouldn't have bought it anyways. i'm not a fan of the cd. the best work he ever did was the ep.
yanks2np
07/06/06, 06:09 PM
as much as i love the cd i hate the album art.
the starting line - based on a true story.
oh and i was also embarrassed to buy "hello good friend" just because of how weird he looks on the cover. i probz shouldn't have bought it anyways. i'm not a fan of the cd. the best work he ever did was the ep.
Yea the latest TSL CD has horrible artwork, ew.. But I love the CD
Deborah Remus
07/06/06, 06:53 PM
The Cute Is What We Aim For cover is by far the worst.
Chris Fallon
07/06/06, 07:06 PM
All-American Rejects Move Along, The Rocket Summer Hello Good Friend, Green Day Warning, Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish... I could go on all night if I look through some of my CDs.
Basically, anything with just text, the band/artist looking silly in some pose or something that is supposed to be "creepy" or "haunting," because like somebody said before, it looks like the cover for a Goosebumps book.
PopPunkKid
07/06/06, 07:19 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004YC1G.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V11 16037455_.jpg
jake_rm
07/06/06, 07:46 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004YC1G.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V11 16037455_.jpg
Absolutely no need to post anything else... winner right here...
jake_rm
07/06/06, 07:46 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004YC1G.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V11 16037455_.jpg
Absolutely no need to post anything else... winner right here...
van_morrison
07/06/06, 07:55 PM
most of what comes out in this genre is shit. it all looks the same, and done by kids who think they know how to design because they have photoshop on their computer.
James Johnson
07/06/06, 08:11 PM
Dwarves one was awesome!
ForeverInADay
07/06/06, 08:51 PM
probably the first armor for sleep cover and the first underoath cover (both boring). also, ocean avenue from yellowcard. it's weird.
I liked that AFS cover
http://muzikamoya.com/album_images/s86041.jpg
hahahahahahaha that's fucking awesome.
ForeverInADay
07/06/06, 08:53 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000AMZ1YI.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jp g
hahahahaha awesome.
Roboman
07/06/06, 09:57 PM
anyway none of these are nearly as terrible as any on their list
Exactly what I was trying to say. Sure, some of these may be laughable and reasonable in the context of only "our scene", but none of them touch any of the ones on that list.
ThisIsNotDan
07/06/06, 10:04 PM
i have to agree with AAR.
and the AVA one. what the fuck is that? the world in an ice cube? come on
GAD_guy
07/06/06, 10:12 PM
pitchfork did this too.
Jacktheskipper
07/07/06, 03:33 AM
http://www.punkunitedcovers.com/covers/g/Good%20Charlotte-Self-Titled-front.jpg
So here we`ve got the winner in kinda "better" quality ...
richtiemann
07/07/06, 06:51 AM
My, my...there are a lot of Prince ones aren't there?
LPMagic
07/07/06, 11:09 AM
As long as Devastatin Dave makes the list (and he does), I'm happy.
- Jeff
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