Girl's Pissed Off Brother

[Carolina.Alex]

So to keep this from being too long, the background is this. This girl and I had a bad breakup yesterday. Today in class we fight again and I assume she must have either gone home crying or told her brother what happened. Anyways, her brother is apparently going to come find me during 3rd period tomorrow to "kick my ass." Any dirty/cheap moves you guys know that don't involve any kinds of weapons? I don't really feel like getting expelled so nothing that would cause permanent damage, just something to put somebody on the ground quick. Thoughts?

[raychull]

Reminds me of the Hey Arnold episode, 24 Hours to Live.

[kwsqd]

tell him that his sister is a whore, and that one day he might be lucky enough to park your car or bag your groceries. At this point, beat his ass, and to conclude: pee all over his worthless, lifeless body.

[Brand-new-123]

Break off a shard from your lunch tray and hone it to a deadly point. When he comes for you, stab repeatedly in his lower back, on the side, between his ribs and hip bone. When he collapses to his knees, proceed to kick him sharply in the groin. Next, grab the back of his head and bring it down swiftly onto your upwards moving knee, shattering his nose.

Or you could just tell the principal or a teacher that you heard this kid is planning to attack you. Either way, your point will be made.

[Wake Up]

hold your hands up open not in a fist and plead to him that you dont want to fight and that your sorry. then start throwing your fists all over the place. throw some leg in there too.

[Kassie09]

ball tap

[CaryGrant]

Reminds me of the Hey Arnold episode, 24 Hours to Live.

Wow, that is the best Hey Arnold recall I have seen in anybody. If you are ever in the Bay Area California, I will buy you a milkshake of your choosing.

[raychull]

Wow, that is the best Hey Arnold recall I have seen in anybody. If you are ever in the Bay Area California, I will buy you a milkshake of your choosing.
Hah. Well thanks. Too bad I live in Florida.

[Christrings]

tell him you were only dating his sister to get to his mum, he'll understand.

[anthonydarko]

Power kick to the balls, fuck etiquette.

[Carolina.Alex]

Break off a shard from your lunch tray and hone it to a deadly point. When he comes for you, stab repeatedly in his lower back, on the side, between his ribs and hip bone. When he collapses to his knees, proceed to kick him sharply in the groin. Next, grab the back of his head and bring it down swiftly onto your upwards moving knee, shattering his nose.

Or you could just tell the principal or a teacher that you heard this kid is planning to attack you. Either way, your point will be made.

I'm considering it, but I don't want to feel like a bitch. Its not that I'm really scared to fight, more like I just don't see the point. Especially when it's over a girl who you won't be dating anymore

[Carolina.Alex]

tell him that his sister is a whore, and that one day he might be lucky enough to park your car or bag your groceries. At this point, beat his ass, and to conclude: pee all over his worthless, lifeless body.

I don't think I can pull it out that fast before a teacher breaks it up unfortunately

[overdrive91]

If you can kick hard enough aim for the side of the knee joint. Might just knock it out of the socket. Otherwise, kick him in the nuts then knee him in the face and proceed to pummel.

Or do a fight club allow him to kick the shit out of you then bleed on him, spit your blood and laugh your ass off.

[Carolina.Alex]

I kind of feel like I should bring in a boombox and play Body Bag by Hit the Lights while we fight. Yes? No?

[Carolina.Alex]

If you can kick hard enough aim for the side of the knee joint. Might just knock it out of the socket. Otherwise, kick him in the nuts then knee him in the face and proceed to pummel.

Thank you for the first piece of legit advice

[overdrive91]

Thank you for the first piece of legit advice

No problem. oh and if you can headbutt do so. Causes a world of pain, if you do it right and less so to you.

[Carolina.Alex]

No problem. oh and if you can headbutt do so. Causes a world of pain, if you do it right and less so to you.


Will do. I basically want to cause as much pain as possible in the thirty or so seconds before a teacher steps in

[overdrive91]

Then aim for nuts first because no guy can withstand that shit unless he's wearing a jockstrap. You might want too in case he's thinking the same thing. Your ex probably told him to rip your balls off so mhmm beware.

[terror_91]

First off, we need to know how you are going to fair against this guy? Do you have some size on him or are you both similar?

[Carolina.Alex]

First off, we need to know how you are going to fair against this guy? Do you have some size on him or are you both similar?

He's bigger, thats why I'm asking for dirty moves haha

[Carolina.Alex]

Then aim for nuts first because no guy can withstand that shit unless he's wearing a jockstrap. You might want too in case he's thinking the same thing. Your ex probably told him to rip your balls off so mhmm beware.

I kind of hesitate to do that, but you bring up a good point about my ex so I should probably get over it and go for it

[overdrive91]

I kind of hesitate to do that, but you bring up a good point about my ex so I should probably get over it and go for it

You might want some friends to jump in just in case shit does get out of hand and he starts mauling you. Not fair play but rather look like a coward then get my fucking face smashed in.

[kafe]

He's not gonna kick your ass, brothers are just supposte to say that to guys that have hurt their sisters. Mine have told me that if I ever need it, I can come to him but he would never seriously beat someone up.

[MyNameIsRoss]

just kick his fucking ass if he tries something..

[Jake Denning]

I kind of feel like I should bring in a boombox and play Body Bag by Hit the Lights while we fight. Yes? No?

This would make me beat your ass even harder.

Why should anyone be giving tips when Bas Rutten can beast you up instead?

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[terror_91]

He's bigger, thats why I'm asking for dirty moves haha
Bring a blade. Whip out blade when shit starts going down. Easy win.

[Renee]

Just stay in a populated area. "Fight" will be over before it even begins.

[overdrive91]

This would make me beat your ass even harder.

Why should anyone be giving tips when Bas Rutten can beast you up instead?


Bas Rutten is such a beast. There was a documentary on fighters and they were testing his kick strength. Apparently if Bas Rutten kicks you with full force it has the same impact as a car hitting you at 60-80 Mph or something.

[overdrive91]

Bring a blade. Whip out blade when shit starts going down. Easy win.

This is rather chavish. Proceed to shank him,nick his wallet and his phone?

[Carolina.Alex]

Bring a blade. Whip out blade when shit starts going down. Easy win.


and then get expelled?

[Deadbolt23]

Don't kick him in the balls. That is the lowest thing you can do in a fight. Just punch him in the nose.

[terror_91]

and then get expelled?
Ye, fuck school.

After this join a gang. Be a loyal friend to a lower gang member. On a police raid on your corner one day, save the entire stash. You have begun your slow rise through the ranks, well done.
This heroic act has meant that you have been promoted to having a corner at a young age. Keep working hard and make sure the addicts come to your corner. Maybe take out a few of your competitors with the blade that started it all.
You should now have more than one corner and you should have a few footsoldiers to help you.

Take out your boss. Just before you kill him with the blade, say something badass.
Enjoy your life as a drug baron, send me a postcard from Miami.

[Carolina.Alex]

Don't kick him in the balls. That is the lowest thing you can do in a fight. Just punch him in the nose.


But if he's allowed to reproduce, there's no telling how douchey his kids could be. I have to do this for the world

[Mibabalou]

ball tap

lol

[intensified]

Break off a shard from your lunch tray and hone it to a deadly point. When he comes for you, stab repeatedly in his lower back, on the side, between his ribs and hip bone. When he collapses to his knees, proceed to kick him sharply in the groin. Next, grab the back of his head and bring it down swiftly onto your upwards moving knee, shattering his nose.

Or you could just tell the principal or a teacher that you heard this kid is planning to attack you. Either way, your point will be made.

I really enjoyed the first paragraph of ideas. Well said.

However, my suggestion was to hide in the women's restroom like a pussy. To each his own, I guess.

[Brand-new-123]

I really enjoyed the first paragraph of ideas. Well said.

However, my suggestion was to hide in the women's restroom like a pussy. To each his own, I guess.
Haha thanks. That was always my plan in case one of my many enemies ever decided to attack.

and you're also from Louisville. Well done. Even though it's not that great.

[acemvivere]

1. Chances are, your fists aren't hardened and you could do more damage to yourself by punching him. The same likely applies to him. Just hold up a thick textbook while he tries to punch you; hardcover would be best.
2. If it comes to it, slam your open palm or elbow on his ear. Disorienting, and painful.
3. Run like hell and hide behind the nearest teacher.

[intensified]

Haha thanks. That was always my plan in case one of my many enemies ever decided to attack.

and you're also from Louisville. Well done. Even though it's not that great.

One of many? That's no good! I can come protect you, if you'd like.

But, yeah. Louisville is quite mediocre at best, but it's home.

[heroesofthepast]

tell him that his sister is a whore, and that one day he might be lucky enough to park your car or bag your groceries. At this point, beat his ass, and to conclude: pee all over his worthless, lifeless body.
you sir are a gentleman and a scholar

[Brand-new-123]

One of many? That's no good! I can come protect you, if you'd like.

But, yeah. Louisville is quite mediocre at best, but it's home.
Oh please do. I could definitely use a personal bodyguard.

[intensified]

Oh please do. I could definitely use a personal bodyguard.

Okay. I'm not very big but I'll do what I can.

[Brand-new-123]

Okay. I'm not very big but I'll do what I can.
You could be like my side kick then. We could just knock off all of our enemies one by one.

[ReadyForAction]

Aim for the nose, it will make his eyes water and blind him.

Be wary about going for the balls, if you try to do it and miss, then he wont hesitate about doing the same thing to you.

[intensified]

You could be like my side kick then. We could just knock off all of our enemies one by one.

Awesome, I can do side kick. Just let me grab my sledgehammer and we can be like the Ice Climbers.

[Brand-new-123]

Awesome, I can do side kick. Just let me grab my sledgehammer and we can be like the Ice Climbers.
YES! I want to be the blue one. Pink doesn't suit my eyes. I never played their own game, but I loved them in Super Smash Bros.

[overdrive91]

^ lul whut?

[SomedayTheFire]

Go for the ear, it will disorientate him fast.

[Brand-new-123]

Haha, me too. I don't know why I haven't played their game. I'm sure it's pretty lame though. As for who is who, I'm down with pink.

According to Wikipedia you can get it in Animal Crossing. I might have to find it on there and play, just for the sake of playing it.

I took the liberty of deleting that code from the quote. I'm sure it wasn't intentional.

[introduction]

well keep us informed on how it goes! if we don't hear from you, we'll have to assume that he killed and ate you, or you're in jail for killing and eating him.

[intensified]

^ lul whut?

I have no fucking clue what that is but no matter how many times I try to delete it, it won't let me.

[intensified]

What the fuck is this doing?

[Carolina.Alex]

I clicked on it and it took me to Hopeless Records????

[intensified]

I clicked on it and it took me to Hopeless Records????

What the? I don't get it.

[terror_91]

Fucking lol at the code and confusion.

[flks511]

Buddy of mine tried this once and it worked:

Lean on a wall, and when he throws the first punch, duck.

[Carolina.Alex]

Buddy of mine tried this once and it worked:

Lean on a wall, and when he throws the first punch, duck.

thats... fantastic

[Helpless]

Reminds me of the Hey Arnold episode, 24 Hours to Live.

DONT HIT ME
I'LL HIT ME

[Carolina.Alex]

What the? I don't get it.

It took me to their web store

[thatonecrazykid]

I kind of feel like I should bring in a boombox and play Body Bag by Hit the Lights while we fight. Yes? No?

Yes. Except, if you lost, then that wouldn't really be to your advantage. It would just add to your misery, cause your music would be used against you.

[intensified]

It took me to their web store

No, I understand that. I just don't get why it's on my post.

[Brand-new-123]

Oh, I used to love Animal Crossing. Let's play it together.

Yeah, I have no idea what that was about. I tried removing it all but it kept coming up. I just deleted the post.


AH! it happened again!

I need to find my copy again haha. I haven't played it in a few years. I used to sit motionless playing it for hours and hours and the back of my scalp would go numb. I might buy the new one for Wii if it's any good.

[intensified]

Fucking lol at the code and confusion.

FML.

[thesollopsist]

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Just do this shit and you're set.

[okide]

Hah. Well thanks. Too bad I live in Florida.

is this the one where he just acts "crazy" ?

[raychull]

is this the one where he just acts "crazy" ?
At the end with the song? Yeah.

[llwilliamsll]

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Just do this shit and you're set.
Fucking lol'd at the 'nipple cripple' optional.

I think the kid is better off trying that rather than what's in the video. Pretty sure he'd do something wrong and end up being the one with the broken ribs etc etc.

[Carolina.Alex]

Fucking lol'd at the 'nipple cripple' optional.

I think the kid is better off trying that rather than what's in the video. Pretty sure he'd do something wrong and end up being the one with the broken ribs etc etc.


Probably

[llwilliamsll]

Probably
Ok here are your options of taking the kid down:
1. Punch, Kick, whatever to the balls.
2. Use your stronger arm. Make hand on that arm in a open position. Make sure the pinky finger through the index finger are all touching. Use that space between your thumb and index and hit him in the adams apple. Risky as you can block his passage way and the kid could suffocate. Read up on it as I'm not exactly sure if that could happen.
3. Kick to their knee. If the fight cannot be avoided, dish out the first hit. If he isn't paying attention, sneak attack and kick right behind the knee caps. It will make him fall. From there you can get a hold of him. Something like a sleeper. From there you tell him calmly why you broke up with her sister etc.

My question is why you and his sister broke up and why he would want to kick your ass. Is it because it's just a brotherly thing to do or were you at fault in some way.

[flks511]

thats... fantastic
Sarcasm?

[Carolina.Alex]

Ok here are your options of taking the kid down:
1. Punch, Kick, whatever to the balls.
2. Use your stronger arm. Make hand on that arm in a open position. Make sure the pinky finger through the index finger are all touching. Use that space between your thumb and index and hit him in the adams apple. Risky as you can block his passage way and the kid could suffocate. Read up on it as I'm not exactly sure if that could happen.
3. Kick to their knee. If the fight cannot be avoided, dish out the first hit. If he isn't paying attention, sneak attack and kick right behind the knee caps. It will make him fall. From there you can get a hold of him. Something like a sleeper. From there you tell him calmly why you broke up with her sister etc.

My question is why you and his sister broke up and why he would want to kick your ass. Is it because it's just a brotherly thing to do or were you at fault in some way.


I honestly don't know what she told him, if you're asking whether I did something to deserve getting beat up, no. I didn't cheat on her, I wasn't offensive when we broke up. In fact, she broke up with me so I'm really confused as to why he wants to fight me.

[Carolina.Alex]

Sarcasm?

No, thats awesome. Especially if he stops trying to fight if he fractures his hand because he gets suspended for 5 days for swinging and I don't get jack shit

[drzafs]

Well, I had a better video in mind, but I couldn't find it. This gets the job done.

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[thesollopsist]

Make sure you report back with what happens.

[baseballfreak19]

Reminds me of the Hey Arnold episode, 24 Hours to Live.
Is that the "don't hit me, I'll hit me, I'm crazy!" episode?

[gabegr]

i have some good years of martial arts experience. the best thing ive learned for practical use is to put your hands up next to your face, palms forward kind of in a defensive posture and say "hey i dont want any trouble man". that way if he still attacks you, you already have your hands up to block or better yet, punch. just make sure youre fast

[gabegr]

also, dont punch using the surface area of your four fingers, try to connect using your first two (index and middle finger) knuckles that way all the force in your punch is super concentrated. with your balled up fingers, youll only push him back but with your first two knuckles, he wont move as much but you could easily shatter his jaw

[ActionActionFan]

Tiger Claw him like in the New Guy.

[FBTMOPenguins]

Fart.

[spansen]

Reminds me of the Hey Arnold episode, 24 Hours to Live.
i love hey arnold.

[saysmydoctor]

tell him that his sister is a whore, and that one day he might be lucky enough to park your car or bag your groceries. At this point, beat his ass, and to conclude: pee all over his worthless, lifeless body.

ball tap
These are seriously fucked up.
I don't think I can pull it out that fast before a teacher breaks it up unfortunately
Then you deserve to get your ass kicked, pussy.

[about3fitty]

Reminds me of the Hey Arnold episode, 24 Hours to Live.

classic

[cory-182]

As he's running up to you, tell him that his facial expression is similar to the one his sister had when you were doing naughty things to her.

[matt_bergeron]

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[happyweasels]

Tell him this:

If he hits you, and you hit back, it's a fight.

If he hits you, and you do nothing, it's assault

[timb89]

Reminds me of the Hey Arnold episode, 24 Hours to Live.

very well done. i bet this guy doesn't have a sweet loft though.

[timb89]

Tell him this:

If he hits you, and you hit back, it's a fight.

If he hits you, and you do nothing, it's assault

haha. i gotta remember that one.

[timb89]

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wow. you have won the thread.

[arizonahotrock]

I'll say this...I've been in a few fights in my day...

To everyone that says "don't go for the balls" or whatever else because it's the "pussy" thing to do...blah blah blah...

There's no such thing as a fair fight and every advantage should be taken into consideration. If it happens to include blowin' up some dude's sack with your knee, so be it.

Chances are, he's going to come up to you, get in your face, and then push you. He's not gonna just run up and start swinging. So you could always do one of my favorite moves...after he pushes you, say something like "This isn't worth it" and then turn to walk away. Take a step away from him then in one fluid motion turn around and blast him in the face. If you miss on the first punch (and you probably will because it will be fairly telegraphed) return in the same path with a backhand. He probably won't see that coming.

Whatever the case...let him make the first aggressive move. Then you can just claim whatever you did was in self-defense. And if the teacher, dean, principal or whatever asks you why you didn't report this to them when you found out about it, just say that you thought it was too ridiculous to actually be true and didn't want to get anyone in trouble over nothing.

[PutUpOrShutUp77]

Falcon Punch.

[kwsqd]

These are seriously fucked up.

Then you deserve to get your ass kicked, pussy.
:shrug:

and so is yours.

[Drow Swordsman]

Falcon Punch.

Highly recommended. There is no greater sensei than Captain Falcon.

[jonny4star]

shit your pants. the foul smell will make him leave you alone.

[TheReckoner]

Tell her brother to fuck off.

[Carolina.Alex]

These are seriously fucked up.

Then you deserve to get your ass kicked, pussy.

because I can't piss on him that quickly??

[overdrive91]

because I can't piss on him that quickly??

he has a fetish for pissing on people.

[Carolina.Alex]

he has a fetish for pissing on people.


what a peculiar person :rape:

[medicatemex]

punch him super hard in the teeth, always a crowd pleaser.

[Carolina.Alex]

After much mental preparation for a verbal/physical confrontation, her brother pussed out and did not show. His little sidekick who i did not previously mention decided he felt the need to try and talk crap, but I took the high road and wished him luck in his future Division 3 college baseball career. And I apologised for giving his friend's sister AND mother herpes.

Success?

[Drow Swordsman]

After much mental preparation for a verbal/physical confrontation, her brother pussed out and did not show. His little sidekick who i did not previously mention decided he felt the need to try and talk crap, but I took the high road and wished him luck in his future Division 3 college baseball career. And I apologised for giving his friend's sister AND mother herpes.

Success?

Success! Well done. Lulz and some maturity were to be had!

Congrats on not having to hurt anyone or vice versa, I hate violence, especially on such a petty subject!

[Carolina.Alex]

Success! Well done. Lulz and some maturity were to be had!

Congrats on not having to hurt anyone or vice versa, I hate violence, especially on such a petty subject!

Yeah, I'm not big on violence either

[PaperLantern]

but I took the high road and wished him luck in his future Division 3 college baseball career.
Win.

[arizonahotrock]

Yeah, I'm not big on violence either

I agree...I'd much rather hurt someone emotionally and mentally. The sad fact of the matter is, in doing that, sometimes hurting someone physically becomes necessary when you have to defend yourself.

You did good today, kid.

[ManchesterOrch8]

Honestly, if you ever KNOW you're going to get into a fight, and it's absolutely unavoidable, when the kids starts walking up to you and everyone's around, he's going to try to look badass and get in your face and talk shit. Well, don't let him do that, when he's about 10 feet from you, just fucking go after him. He'll be shocked as shit because no one expected it, and he won't have a defense for it.

This isn't UFC, where if you go in there, you're going to get caught with a wicked right hand, no one in high school really knows how to fight, I've seen kids try to pull wrestling moves on kids in a fight. See you might be like "well, yeah, wrestling moves could work in a fight, taking him down and such". But they were PROFESSIONAL wrestling moves. I saw a kid try to "Rock Bottom" another kid on the football field.

True story.

[terror_91]

Honestly, if you ever KNOW you're going to get into a fight, and it's absolutely unavoidable, when the kids starts walking up to you and everyone's around, he's going to try to look badass and get in your face and talk shit. Well, don't let him do that, when he's about 10 feet from you, just fucking go after him. He'll be shocked as shit because no one expected it, and he won't have a defense for it.

This isn't UFC, where if you go in there, you're going to get caught with a wicked right hand, no one in high school really knows how to fight, I've seen kids try to pull wrestling moves on kids in a fight. See you might be like "well, yeah, wrestling moves could work in a fight, taking him down and such". But they were PROFESSIONAL wrestling moves. I saw a kid try to "Rock Bottom" another kid on the football field.

True story.
Hahaha. That's really fucking funny. Was he 12 years old or some shit?

[ManchesterOrch8]

Hahaha. That's really fucking funny. Was he 12 years old or some shit?


I actually think they were Juniors in high school....16-17.


That's my school for you.

[Carolina.Alex]

Win.

i try haha