Dickthrumping

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So I was inline today to get my id card for community college and just started talking to a few guys around me and this one really weird guy kept saying the word dickthrumping, but he kept using different ways sometimes "this kid Mathew eating his sandwich be dickthrumping and he drinking kiwi"or "I be dickthrumping the police see what I dickthrumping and they be like what you on boy, dis shit motafucker" then my personal favorite " I been see this guy dickthrumping with a lawn mower then be like who's dis weed aint I be snorting shit cause we crunk, dickthrumping". Has anyone ever heard of dickthrumping or has any idea what this word means? That kid was talking about it for like an hour yet I don't think anyone there had an idea of what it is but it sounds cool. So dickthrumping

[Schmidty Says]

Seems we are in trouble, even Urban Dictionary doesn't know what it means

[Jennurna Gray]

Wiki?

[Willy McFurgle]

to smack a person across the face with an erect penis

[Wake Up]

i once gave a woman a black eye.

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to smack a person across the face with an erect penis
That is cockslapping, and why would someone do that to a lawn mower?

[wroteurname]

Sounds German. I added the terms "Ghost-bust a nut" and "creep sweep" to Urbandictiony; some of my better accomplishments.

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Now you can add dickthrumping once we find or make up a definition for this mystic word.

[Machu505]

I'd say it does involve the human penis. Also, I added "lolocaust denier" to Urbandictionary.

[overdrive91]

i once gave a woman a black eye.

I made it white.

[Deadbolt23]

Dickthrumping is similar to cockslapping, except the motion is more of a stab.

"That guy just dickthrumped me in the eye."
"Shut up, Ashley, or I'll give you a good dickthrumping."

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I made it white.
Ha epic but then wouldn't it turn red?

[Wake Up]

I made it white.

haha. i meant to say that i gave a black woman a white eye. lmao

[overdrive91]

Ha epic but then wouldn't it turn red?

so its a strawberry shortcake but with eyes :|

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so its a strawberry shortcake but with eyes :|
Well if you want you can still choke the broad.

[overdrive91]

Well if you want you can still choke the broad.

or ejaculate on her hair then leave.

[Wake Up]

this thread rules where no other thread has ruled before

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or ejaculate on her hair then leave.
That is just mean do you know how hard it is to wash that stuff out? Didn't think so.

this thread rules where no other thread has ruled before
I really wish I remember to get that kids name I want to know what dickthrumping is and what the fuck he was talking about cause I had no idea. If he was here this thread could take over the internetz.

[overdrive91]

That is just mean do you know how hard it is to wash that stuff out? Didn't think so.



You do? do tell us...

[Wake Up]

That is just mean do you know how hard it is to wash that stuff out? Didn't think so.


I really wish I remember to get that kids name I want to know what dickthrumping is and what the fuck he was talking about cause I had no idea. If he was here this thread could take over the internetz.

im astounded that i half way understood what you just said

[Andy Young]

dick
–noun Slang.
1.a detective.
2.Vulgar. penis. (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=penis&db=luna)


thrump
–noun
a thumping, rumbling sound, usually repetitive: the thrump of artillery echoing through the valley.

Hmm... I suppose that doesn't make too much sense.

[Wake Up]

or ejaculate on her hair then leave.

you really crossed the line with that one.

[overdrive91]

dick
–noun Slang.
1.a detective.
2.Vulgar. penis. (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=penis&db=luna)


thrump
–noun
a thumping, rumbling sound, usually repetitive: the thrump of artillery echoing through the valley.

Hmm... I suppose that doesn't make too much sense.

A penis that makes noises then...

[Carolina.Alex]

i'm so... entralled

[overdrive91]

you really crossed the line with that one.

I'm sorry :(

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You do? do tell us...
It is like taking glue putting it on tape then meeting an elephant then you use the rest of the glue on your hair.

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im astounded that i half way understood what you just said
Indeed half way is the first way to the full way.

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dick
–noun Slang.
1.a detective.
2.Vulgar. penis. (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=penis&db=luna)


thrump
–noun
a thumping, rumbling sound, usually repetitive: the thrump of artillery echoing through the valley.

Hmm... I suppose that doesn't make too much sense.
Maybe it is a detective sound.

[overdrive91]

It is like taking glue putting it on tape then meeting an elephant then you use the rest of the glue on your hair.

Long winded example which had an irrelevant start but I understand now. I will not be ejaculating on any woman's hair.

[Wake Up]

It is like taking glue putting it on tape then meeting an elephant then you use the rest of the glue on your hair.

hahahahahahah

[Chancetobe]

Excellent. I am using this as one of my 'overheards' for my fiction writing class, and as a discovery of a new word for my history of the English language. You just helped me with all sorts of homework.

[Wake Up]

Excellent. I am using this as one of my 'overheards' for my fiction writing class, and as a discovery of a new word for my history of the English language. You just helped me with all sorts of homework.

the dudes a genius

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Long winded example which had an irrelevant start but I understand now. I will not be ejaculating on any woman's hair.
Long irreverent start that is like saying you know what I'm saying when indeed you don't know what I'm saying but really your just trying to be smart about what I'm saying because this is long and complete irreverent start. So dickthrumping fucking epic.

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Excellent. I am using this as one of my 'overheards' for my fiction writing class, and as a discovery of a new word for my history of the English language. You just helped me with all sorts of homework.
Your welcome that kid was just talking using a lot of words I know then throwing dickthrumping into the mix making everything he said in to a lolwtfbbq. I only manage to write down three of his things but if I knew from the beginging about this dickthrumping thing I would of brought a pen and paper. Who says WCC won't teach you anything?

[Chancetobe]

Your welcome that kid was just talking using a lot of words I know then throwing dickthrumping into the mix making everything he said in to a lolwtfbbq. I only manage to write down three of his things but if I knew from the beginging about this dickthrumping thing I would of brought a pen and paper. Who says WCC won't teach you anything?

So for the rest of the semester I'll be that odd creative kid who carries around a notebook incase inspiration strikes for my fiction class.

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So for the rest of the semester I'll be that odd creative kid who carries around a notebook incase inspiration strikes for my fiction class.
Although at Case I don't think you will hear words like the words I hear maybe you can learn some science word that is plain amazing.

[atticus18244fss]

"I totally Dickthrumped that biotch harddd."

New word to add to the vocab

[Carolina.Alex]

this thread has wayy over delivered

[NateFoundGlory]

No lie, I knew you started this thread before I even clicked on it. Damn.

My contribution? None. Someone had a good idea with a basic "cock-stabbing".

[phil19]

wtf?

[overdrive91]

Long irreverent start that is like saying you know what I'm saying when indeed you don't know what I'm saying but really your just trying to be smart about what I'm saying because this is long and complete irreverent start. So dickthrumping fucking epic.

You sir, have found me out.

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No lie, I knew you started this thread before I even clicked on it. Damn.

My contribution? None. Someone had a good idea with a basic "cock-stabbing".
Well you can look to see who started the thread before you click on it.
You sir, have found me out.
I found a lot of things, it is easy to discover things when you are sitting in the woods drinking a camouflage beer. The only drink that encourage stalking.

[NateFoundGlory]

Well you can look to see who started the thread before you click on it.

Not if it's on the forum feed on the front page haha.

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Not if it's on the forum feed on the front page haha.
I never go to the front page, just straight to forums.

[overdrive91]

Well you can look to see who started the thread before you click on it.

I found a lot of things, it is easy to discover things when you are sitting in the woods drinking a camouflage beer. The only drink that encourage stalking.

Someday I will join you in the woods with camouflage beer and stalk with you.

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Someday I will join you in the woods with camouflage beer and stalk with you.
Then who will I be stalking?

[overdrive91]

Then who will I be stalking?
dick thrumpers.

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dick thrumpers.
Based on the way that kid used dickthrumping in his sentence I still have no idea what it means. So how will we know what to stalk? Also doesn't sounds fun to a dickthrump a lawn mower.

[overdrive91]

Based on the way that kid used dickthrumping in his sentence I still have no idea what it means. So how will we know what to stalk? Also doesn't sounds fun to a dickthrump a lawn mower.

Must catch him in the act. Search for people who use this in their vocabulary and see what dick thrumping actually means.

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Must catch him in the act. Search for people who use this in their vocabulary and see what dick thrumping actually means.
I heard it used in 3 sentences and I still have no idea what it means. What if I see dickthrumping and do not know it is dickthrumping?

[overdrive91]

I heard it used in 3 sentences and I still have no idea what it means. What if I see dickthrumping and do not know it is dickthrumping?

Then...we're fucked. We'll never know what it means and it'll gnaw your thoughts till we go mental.

[TheReckoner]

Maybe a lawnmower makes a dickthrobbing noise. So with that logic, he was starting the lawn mover...

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Maybe a lawnmower makes a dickthrobbing noise. So with that logic, he was starting the lawn mover...
Still doesn't explain the snorting weed or that he is crunk and then ends again with dickthrumping.

[kemichels]

I saw community college, stopped reading, and laughed.

[songydarko]

I saw community college, stopped reading, and laughed.
A little closeminded are we?

[kemichels]

A little closeminded are we?

Not really, I just saw that the user that posted the thread was Ted Is Lying, so it's not like I couldn't have guessed that from the outright.

[songydarko]

Not really, I just saw that the user that posted the thread was Ted Is Lying, so it's not like I couldn't have guessed that from the outright.
Sure the thread topic of this thread is slightly retarded, but pretty sure community college has nothing to do with that.

[kemichels]

Sure the thread topic of this thread is slightly retarded, but pretty sure community college has nothing to do with that.

slightly retarded? ..cmon lol

[songydarko]

slightly retarded? ..cmon lol
Very retarded, but that's not the point here.

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I saw community college, stopped reading, and laughed.
Well I got kicked out of my other college...
Very retarded, but that's not the point here.
You tell him hot girl.

[kemichels]

Well I got kicked out of my other college...

You tell him hot girl.

lolololol.

My girlfriend sure did tell me.

[hells army]

that ''word'' is fucking stupid

[songydarko]

Well I got kicked out of my other college...

You tell him hot girl.
lololol

[songydarko]

lolololol.

My girlfriend sure did tell me.
You win.

[kemichels]

You win.

Always do.

[songydarko]

Always do.
Wouldn't go that far my frand.

[kemichels]

Wouldn't go that far my frand.

I can say I went that far, and succeeded the other night, if you know what I mean.

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Always do.
I challenge to you a game of a Russian roulette, win gets some sort of prize in the form of a gift certificate to the Olive Garden.

[songydarko]

I can say I went that far, and succeeded the other night, if you know what I mean.
Fuck thatttt fucker!

[kemichels]

I challenge to you a game of a Russian roulette, win gets some sort of prize in the form of a gift certificate to the Olive Garden.

Songy loves Olive Garden. I may have to take you up on this.

[songydarko]

I challenge to you a game of a Russian roulette, win gets some sort of prize in the form of a gift certificate to the Olive Garden.
How about whoever wins gives ME the OG gift card?

[kemichels]

Fuck thatttt fucker!

"oh god"

*drops mic, walks off stage*

[songydarko]

"oh god"

*drops mic, walks off stage*
I'm pushing you off the ferris wheel at fun world tomorrow.

[songydarko]

Can you start the battle, I want my OG gift card now.

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Songy loves Olive Garden. I may have to take you up on this.
It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype.

[songydarko]

It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype.
Breadsticks....... mmmmmm.

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Breadsticks....... mmmmmm.
And the salad both of which are amazing.

[songydarko]

And the salad both of which are amazing.
I want it now :( Hey someone take me on a date to OG.... cough kemichels cough.

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I want it now :( Hey someone take me on a date to OG.... cough kemichels cough.
Unfortunately for you an your amazing taste in restaurants, I don't date anyone in the cheese state.

[songydarko]

Unfortunately for you an your amazing taste in restaurants, I don't date anyone in the cheese state.
LOL. Why's that?

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LOL. Why's that?
I don't believe it is an actual state, like Cleveland.

[Carolina.Alex]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thrump

I admit that makes the "dick" in dickthrumping very superfluous, somewhat akin to fistpunching.

[ManchesterOrch8]

So I was inline today to get my id card for Junior College and just started talking to a few guys around me and this one really weird guy kept saying the word dickthrumping, but he kept using different ways sometimes "this kid Mathew eating his sandwich be dickthrumping and he drinking kiwi"or "I be dickthrumping the police see what I dickthrumping and they be like what you on boy, dis shit motafucker" then my personal favorite " I been see this guy dickthrumping with a lawn mower then be like who's dis weed aint I be snorting shit cause we crunk, dickthrumping". Has anyone ever heard of dickthrumping or has any idea what this word means? That kid was talking about it for like an hour yet I don't think anyone there had an idea of what it is but it sounds cool. So dickthrumping


Fixed.



Sorry, I think I've been listening to too much Loveline. lol

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Fixed.



Sorry, I think I've been listening to too much Loveline. lol
No it is the 13th grade. I haven't even started and I feel like I failed.

[ManchesterOrch8]

No it is the 13th grade. I haven't even started and I feel like I failed.


Don't feel like that man, honestly, you'll feel a lot better when you go. You'll quickly realize that all the kids you hated in high school, that could barely spell their own names, are there with you too. They equal out the classes and make you look better, I mean, if you aren't very intelligent.


If you are, prepare to want to fucking kill yourself. More kids asking more stupid fucking questions, still acting like Freshmen in high school, and still trying to act cool around girls.

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Don't feel like that man, honestly, you'll feel a lot better when you go. You'll quickly realize that all the kids you hated in high school, that could barely spell their own names, are there with you too. They equal out the classes and make you look better, I mean, if you aren't very intelligent.


If you are, prepare to want to fucking kill yourself. More kids asking more stupid fucking questions, still acting like Freshmen in high school, and still trying to act cool around girls.
Well everyone who goes to community college was my friends in highschool so I really don't care, just wish I didn't get kicked out of my other college. And I'm going to well if I show up to class drunk everyday.

[hells army]

Dickthrumping!

[Deadbolt23]

Amen to that!

[Thesleepingwell]

Thread is genius.

[Jennurna Gray]

Kudos to Hells Army, best bump in a while.

Honestly, my favorite post ever was made in this thread:
"That is cockslapping and why would someone do that to a lawn mower?". I love you, Steve.

Note: I was too lazy to retrieve the actual quote from this thread or my signature. Wonderful that I still remember it word for word, fml.

[Fullblast 2.0]

I'd say it does involve the human penis. Also, I added "lolocaust denier" to Urbandictionary.
You're fucking stupid.

[Fullblast 2.0]

So I was inline today to get my id card for community college and just started talking to a few guys around me and this one really weird guy kept saying the word dickthrumping, but he kept using different ways sometimes "this kid Mathew eating his sandwich be dickthrumping and he drinking kiwi"or "I be dickthrumping the police see what I dickthrumping and they be like what you on boy, dis shit motafucker" then my personal favorite " I been see this guy dickthrumping with a lawn mower then be like who's dis weed aint I be snorting shit cause we crunk, dickthrumping". Has anyone ever heard of dickthrumping or has any idea what this word means? That kid was talking about it for like an hour yet I don't think anyone there had an idea of what it is but it sounds cool. So dickthrumping
Stop making threads or I will kill your family.

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Stop making threads or I will kill your family.
This was made in January.

[Deadbolt23]

Fullblast just dropped in my estimations. Disappointing.

[showmethefever]

I got the term Washington Hot Pocket added to urbandictionary.

[Deadbolt23]

I got the term Washington Hot Pocket added to urbandictionary.

Is that the same as an Alabama Hot Pocket?

[showmethefever]

Is that the same as an Alabama Hot Pocket?

Look it up.

[Deadbolt23]

Look it up.

Nice.

[showmethefever]

Yeah, poop is just too gross.