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BryterJonah

01/15/10, 07:35 AM

Can't do it. The idea of commiting myself to any of you seems so illogical. And it's not like I try to be that way. I just can't see/think it any other way.

Sorry guys and gals, but we were never meant to be.

Brand-new-123

01/15/10, 07:38 AM

Ok. Have fun with that.

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 07:40 AM

Ok. Have fun with that.
I'm better than you. Don't talk down to me.

Don't talk down to me. I'm better than you.

Brand-new-123

01/15/10, 07:45 AM

I'm better than you. Don't talk down to me.

Don't talk down to me. I'm better than you.
I found a picture of you.
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/WTF/schwastika.jpg

<*)))><

01/15/10, 08:06 AM

ironic

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 08:07 AM

ironic
WHY?

Reaver

01/15/10, 08:20 AM

I was hoping you were serious when you said you would leave ap. now I'm disappointed.

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 08:21 AM

I was hoping you were serious when you said you would leave ap. now I'm disappointed.
You're boring. B;ah blah blah, oh you're not leaving? Just shut the fuck up if you have a problem.

German pissersr. I'm jewish by the way asshole.

And Hours Pass

01/15/10, 08:27 AM

Viva Sonata

01/15/10, 08:27 AM

Someone's going to beat that superiority complex out of you and then you might adequately grow up.

I dream about it sometimes.

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 08:28 AM

It's really a match between you and Waldorf of what kid I think is a bigger idiot. You'll both end up serving fries at a drive-through eventually, so I don't really care either way. To quote a fine film, "You are part of a league of morons... you're one of the morons I've been fighting my whole life."
You have no idea how much time I spend studying and sucking ass to teachers. My grades are the shit and my future is looking golden.

So suck a cock.

wroteurname

01/15/10, 08:29 AM

I dont give a a damn about falling in love.

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 08:29 AM

Someone's going to beat that superiority complex out of you and then you might adequately grow up.

I dream about it sometimes.
They told Jesus the same thing. So thanks.

Deadbolt23

01/15/10, 08:31 AM

You're boring. B;ah blah blah, oh you're not leaving? Just shut the fuck up if you have a problem.

German pissersr. I'm jewish by the way asshole.

That's not even one bit funny.

Viva Sonata

01/15/10, 08:31 AM

They told Jesus the same thing. So thanks.

Because that makes sense.

Reaver

01/15/10, 08:34 AM

You're boring. B;ah blah blah, oh you're not leaving? Just shut the fuck up if you have a problem.

German pissersr. I'm jewish by the way asshole.
you're such an idiot. people like you are the reason the nazis were able to establish that much power.
sadly, it's not even a joke..

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 08:34 AM

Because that makes sense.
His dad told him he'd get his shit tossed for claiming to be a messiah. His shit got tossed.

And now he's one of the most worshiped gods out there. So thanks.

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 08:35 AM

That's not even one bit funny.
First parts just an insult. Second part is truth.

You'd have to have some pretty poor taste even to think it was a joke.

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 08:37 AM

you're such an idiot. people like you are the reason the nazis were able to establish that much power.
sadly, it's not even a joke..
Nazis are fueled by people who cling to the past. I have no love or nostalgia for the past.

I'm all about progress.

Viva Sonata

01/15/10, 08:37 AM

First parts just an insult. Second part is truth.

You'd have to have some pretty porr taste even to think it was a joke.

*poor

Viva Sonata

01/15/10, 08:38 AM

His dad told him he'd get his shit tossed for claiming to be a messiah. His shit got tossed.

And now he's one of the most worshiped gods out there. So thanks.

Was Jesus a dick-shrinking elitist prick?

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 08:38 AM

Yikes. Guess I'm that one guy who ever made an internet typo, eh?

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 08:39 AM

Was Jesus a dick-shrinking elitist prick?
Oh, now I'm an elitist. Cute.

And Hours Pass

01/15/10, 08:40 AM

You have no idea how much time I spend studying and sucking ass to teachers. My grades are the shit and my future is looking golden.

So suck a cock.
You'll fail at everything you do.

Viva Sonata

01/15/10, 08:40 AM

Oh, now I'm an elitist. Cute.

Shit's gonna get lonely. All I'm gonna say.

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 08:42 AM

You'll fail at everything you do.
http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1309322
(http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1309322)
Sure I will.

Reaver

01/15/10, 08:45 AM

Nazis are fueled by people who cling to the past. I have no love or nostalgia for the past.

I'm all about progress.
back then, everyone hated the jews. a lot of european people praised hitler for what he was doing, until it became obvious that the war was lost of course.
maybe you see why you just made a giant fool out of yourself.

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 08:48 AM

back then, everyone hated the jews. a lot of european people praised hitler for what he was doing, until it became obvious that the war was lost of course.
maybe you see why you just made a giant fool out of yourself.
I'm aware of the praise. I'm aware that he was also named one of Time's people of the year.

One of his messages when spouting propaganda was of how the jews were the cowards that had caused the German's distasterous run in WW! and afterwards when you guys were in some serious debt. Scapegoats can only exist when people can't let go of what pains them.

<*)))><

01/15/10, 08:59 AM

I never heard of Word War ! does it come after World War Z? Bryter your posting has gone down hill I use to enjoy them but now I just find you annoying and coming from me that is saying something.

Laural666

01/15/10, 09:05 AM

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 09:05 AM

Laural666

01/15/10, 09:06 AM

Lmao!! whats up with yer profile picture, i loveeee it. haha.

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 09:08 AM

You might want to call me something else before a mod sees that.

Brand-new-123

01/15/10, 09:11 AM

Your A Loserr, Faggggggotttt!!!!
Reported.

Viva Sonata

01/15/10, 09:17 AM

Your A Loserr, Faggggggotttt!!!!

Because calling him that makes you better and more right.

And Hours Pass

01/15/10, 09:24 AM

http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1309322
(http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1309322)
Sure I will.
I'm not following... I have a full time job where I probably make more money than you will in 5 years. I play music and see shows because I enjoy doing it. Can you elaborate what you were trying to get across?

It's ok that you're a failure. I would blame the potential ineptitude of your parents for not aborting you, but nobody has a crystal ball...

Edit: I also find it hilarious that you went hunting trying to find something to respond with and came up with nothing. You're adorable.

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 09:27 AM

I'm not following... I have a full time job where I probably make more money than you will in 5 years. I play music and see shows because I enjoy doing it. Can you elaborate what you were trying to get across?

It's ok that you're a failure. I would blame the potential ineptitude of your parents for not aborting you, but nobody has a crystal ball...

Edit: I also find it hilarious that you went hunting trying to find something to respond with and came up with nothing. You're adorable.
I meant the whole music concept you were going for in that description. And I'll still be in college in five years so that makes sense.

Abortion insults are my thing by the way.

And Hours Pass

01/15/10, 09:32 AM

I meant the whole music concept you were going for in that description. And I'll still be in college in five years so that makes sense.

Abortion insults are my thing by the way.
You were trying to respond to me telling you you'll fail by saying you don't think a blending of Paul Simon and Stevie Wonder would produce good music? You may be a bigger idiot than i could have ever imagined you to be.

Let me give you the benefit fo the doubt here - when you graduate from a 2-year CC, I'm sure you may start as a manager. Most people start the drive-thru, but I'll go ahead and help you out here and say that while those guys are only making $5 an hour, you'll be making 'em look like dopes at $5.50 an hour. You're a champ in the making.

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 09:36 AM

You were trying to respond to me telling you you'll fail by saying you don't think a blending of Paul Simon and Stevie Wonder would produce good music? You may be a bigger idiot than i could have ever imagined you to be.

Let me give you the benefit fo the doubt here - when you graduate from a 2-year CC, I'm sure you may start as a manager. Most people start the drive-thru, but I'll go ahead and help you out here and say that while those guys are only making $5 an hour, you'll be making 'em look like dopes at $5.50 an hour. You're a champ in the making.
Van Morrison and Bob Dylan are amazing artists. Doesn't make Duets anything more than bleh.

And seriously, I'm going to have a successful life. I have the love of my science and english teachers. I put more effort into participating in classes than anyone else. And I've never done even smoked or had a drink.

John is a cult

01/15/10, 10:12 AM

:popcorn:
This is funny =-]

And Hours Pass

01/15/10, 10:19 AM

Van Morrison and Bob Dylan are amazing artists. Doesn't make Duets anything more than bleh.

And seriously, I'm going to have a successful life. I have the love of my science and english teachers. I put more effort into participating in classes than anyone else. And I've never done even smoked or had a drink.
Paul Simon is lauded as an incredible lyricist while at the same time bringing African and Brazilian rhythmic sensibilities to American music. Stevie Wonder's rhythmic playing is unmatched by musicians to come after him and he groups this with strong progressions and melodies. This would be a fantastic combination and I would love to see you argue a strong aspect of my senior thesis with me. (Hint: you'll fail at this as well)

While the later part of that post sounded like a genuine person, I know you're full of it from having witnessed your constant annoyance on AP. Therefore I'm going to assume it's all BS and maintain that you're already a few steps away from full-blown failure.

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 10:24 AM

While the later part of that post sounded like a genuine person, I know you're full of it from having witnessed your constant annoyance on AP. Therefore I'm going to assume it's all BS and maintain that you're already a few steps away from full-blown failure.
Is it not obvious enough that I have next to no friends? School and how I'm seen academically is all I have to live for.

So no, I'm not BSing you.

And Hours Pass

01/15/10, 10:32 AM

Is it not obvious enough that I have next to no friends? School and how I'm seen academically is all I have to live for.

So no, I'm not BSing you.
I have an odd feeling I'm going to regret saying this, but I'm going to believe you. Is it too much to ask to keep the number of downright absurd PL threads to a minimum?

(this thread, in addition to others, would indicate that I'm not the only one who feels this way)

Laural666

01/15/10, 11:19 AM

Because calling him that makes you better and more right.
I didn't put that, my friend just did that, lol sorry dude.

acemvivere

01/15/10, 11:22 AM

Remain celibate.

/thread

abcdefghijake

01/15/10, 11:33 AM

They told Jesus the same thing. So thanks.

You're so cool with your swoopy hair.

SafetyofRoutine

01/15/10, 11:52 AM

Jesus + Hitler + Falling In Love = Thread Success

Slaur

01/15/10, 01:16 PM

You're boring. B;ah blah blah, oh you're not leaving? Just shut the fuck up if you have a problem.

German pissersr. I'm jewish by the way asshole.

Dude I have no idea who you are, but your asshole attitude is exactly the reason why I rarely post in these forums.

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 01:27 PM

You're so cool with your swoopy hair.
The head of my pic is at least a year old. My hair is pretty short nowadays.

MonopolyMan

01/15/10, 02:13 PM

:popcorn:
This is funny =-]
THIS

OurLadyCoolbean

01/15/10, 03:46 PM

You're boring. B;ah blah blah, oh you're not leaving? Just shut the fuck up if you have a problem.

German pissersr. I'm jewish by the way asshole.
So you just start a thread telling us what an asshole you are so can fight us with your dipshit sized words? Yeah, i can't see you being in love either cuz nobody in their right minds would even want your filth within a 10 mile radius.

Wisdom Tooth

01/15/10, 03:52 PM

Jesus + Hitler + Falling In Love = Thread Success

:thumbup:

CobraLucha

01/15/10, 04:26 PM

+10000000000

lauren1234

01/15/10, 05:41 PM

I believe it takes a while for people to fall in love but I certainly do think it's possible. I think it's a beautiful thing to commit yourself to only one person. The idea of falling in love is scary, though.

phil19

01/15/10, 05:59 PM

i really think falling love turns out to be a negative 99% of the time

Wisdom Tooth

01/15/10, 06:01 PM

Love is a release of some chemicals in your brain. People just like to make it more than it is.

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 06:02 PM

Love is a release of some chemicals in your brain. People just like to make it more than it is.
How is it that so many of the things you say fit perfectly with your avatar?

Wisdom Tooth

01/15/10, 06:03 PM

How is it that so many of the things you say fit perfectly with your avatar?

It was just meant to be.

saturday_snow_squall

01/15/10, 10:32 PM

oh my god, i always come in way way way too late to these threads.

bladerdude360

01/15/10, 10:35 PM

I really just don't like OP. Almost as bad as Waldorf. Please, just fuck off.

BryterJonah

01/15/10, 10:36 PM

I really just don't like OP. Almost as bad as Waldorf. Please, just fuck off.
Nah. Come Salvation you and all your cronies will get yours. Yep, just another squealer.

You can always tell.