What's the Over/Under On Something Like This?

[Jason Tate]

Paris Hilton (http://breakingnewsblog.com/parishilton/wp-content/Paris-Hilton-carl-jr--Burger.jpg) will not be making any porn videos **err**... will be celibate (http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?IDLink=2159304&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.guardian. co.uk%2Fweekend%2Fstory%2F0%2C%2C18 13894%2C00.html) for an entire year.

[Cottage Cheese]

at least we know she won't get pregnant

[mrzippo3]

haha subject line is classic

[Jason Tate]

I foresee a cucumber shortage in our future.

[mrzippo3]

I hate Paris more than any celeb on the planet, I hate girls (like my ex) that look to her as an idol of some sort.. sheesh

[hmmmmmm]

This promise will be broken in the next 3 hours.
Lets countdown!

[Big_Guy]

I call bullshit on her.

there is no way she could possibly pull this off

[whyte39]

haha nice title.
yea, i don't see this happening

[xowearmeout]

what does her vagina have to say about this?

[bubonic311]

That's a nice way to spin, "I can't have sex because I have herpes."

[UltimoScenester]

I give it a week.

Besides she's been used so much by now it's probably like having sex with a mayonaisse jar.

[jaw stabber]

Plus, she likely smells like a mayonaisse jar that's been left outside in 90 degree weather for a week.

[mrzippo3]

I give it a week.

Besides she's been used so much by now it's probably like having sex with a mayonaisse jar.
That's a nice way to spin, "I can't have sex because I have herpes."

haha true

[Take Heart]

I give it a week.

Besides she's been used so much by now it's probably like having sex with a mayonaisse jar.

Pfft, you say it like it's a bad thing. clearly, you've never experienced the joys of having sex with a mayonaisse jar. I recommend Cool Whip.

[xowearmeout]

Pfft, you say it like it's a bad thing. clearly, you've never experienced the joys of having sex with a mayonaisse jar. I recommend Cool Whip.

lol. sick.

[Shells]

what does her vagina have to say about this?

hahahaha

[poppa Q]

AbsolutePUNK.net?!? Hello?!?

[Rock]

this does nothing to change the fact she's a big hoebag. plus, she's probably already had sex enough time for the next 5-10 years of her life, if that makes any sense.

[mpw]

i hate paris hilton.

[Steve Henderson]

Just keep her away from my pimp ass.

(or anything else with a penis)

[xowearmeout]

Just keep her away from my pimp ass.

(or anything else with a penis)

hahaha. marry me.

[Shatter_Glass]

what does her vagina have to say about this?

The Vagina of Paris Hilton: "Pffffferrrrrrttt."

That's what.

[Melissa Johnson]

To accomplish this, she'd have to go join a convent and become a nun...but then again shed try and find some way to have sex with jesus or something.

[zizou1790]

not gonna happen

[Steve Henderson]

hahaha. marry me.Haha, ok, deal. Shiiiitt, I'm old enough to be your older brother.

[Big_Guy]

I love how all of you act like you wouldn't stick it to her.


I would in a heartbeat as long as I knew she was clean, which might be a problem

[|ant|]

This promise will be broken in the next 3 hours.
Lets countdown!

I say 3 also, but minutes, not hours.

[xowearmeout]

Haha, ok, deal. Shiiiitt, I'm old enough to be your older brother.


hahaha. i don't mind.

[NameTaken69]

I give it a week.

Besides she's been used so much by now it's probably like having sex with a mayonaisse jar.
hahaha, that made my day

[xowearmeout]

The Vagina of Paris Hilton: "Pffffferrrrrrttt."

That's what.

hahahah. <3

[JIMMYateEARTH]

I love how all of you act like you wouldn't stick it to her.


I would in a heartbeat as long as I knew she was clean, which might be a problem

I'm not acting I wouldn't, she makes me sick. She'll never do it, its all some bullshit lie.

She is a great example of what is wrong with society, man I hate her.

[TEN>YOU]

I'm not acting I wouldn't, she makes me sick. She'll never do it, its all some bullshit lie.

She is a great example of what is wrong with society, man I hate her.

settle down buddy

[Chris Fallon]

That's rough. From what I've heard, chlamydia is a tough one to get rid of.

[nevets]

I'm gonna say this celibate thing lasted til the end of the interview upon which she got naked and had sex with the interviewer.

[infamous_alias]

Way to take the link straight from fark, Tate.

[GAD_guy]

i don't understand why people who claim to hate paris hilton continue to write about her. hasn't anyone heard the old proverb "no press is bad press?" everyone in the world with an IQ above 60 and a sane mind already knows she totally sucks and doesn't deserve the air she breathes. the only way to make her go away is to ignore her.

[relevanceof27]

Pfft, you say it like it's a bad thing. clearly, you've never experienced the joys of having sex with a mayonaisse jar. I recommend Cool Whip.

Actually, Cool Whip is the whipped cream. Miracle Whip is the mayonnaise type stuff. I had to be the one who would correct something like that when the topic is having sex with mayonnaise jars.

[detroitkid91]

holy fuck, i'd like to be the guy that gets her 1 year and 1 day from now, holy shit I bet that will be the best fuck ever in the history of the world

[XxLoserDanxX]

what does her vagina have to say about this?

:help:

[rhythmgtr5]

I like how she says that she hasn't asked for any money since she was 18. If was given $300 + million dollars, I probably wouldn't ask my parents for money either.

[SummerxStars]

This is fucking shit. I like the way I submitted news (awhile back I might point out) about the Ian Curtis biopic but it was never posted but of course we get Britney Spears and Paris Hilton posts all the time.

[Roboman]

holy fuck, i'd like to be the guy that gets her 1 year and 1 day from now, holy shit I bet that will be the best fuck ever in the history of the world
Nah I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to disagree with you on that one.

[westsidas2000]

Lol!!!

[space unicorn]

That's rough. From what I've heard, chlamydia is a tough one to get rid of.

actually no. it goes away with a bit of antibiotics and a month or so.


did anyone actually read the article? i thought it was really well written.

[mogwaifearsatan]

Yeah... am I the only one who thought she came off sounding pretty together? If you think all of her ditziness and what not isn't a very well-scripted act, then you're brainless. No one can get that much exposure and marketing done without a pretty good head on her shoulders.

[KarolaBloch]

i think i'd like paris better is she was dead in a gutter. that's just me though. she is not a good person and she contributes nothing to society.

[enj0i29]

i think i'd like paris better is she was dead in a gutter.

My, how original!

[xowearmeout]

:help:
hahahaha.

[Rock]

She is a great example of what is wrong with society, man I hate her.
oh fo' sho.