pick up lines in baggy pants

[McDuck]

so what happens if you're wearing baggy pants and you wanna pick up chicks???
everyone knows that all girls in the world today are only attracted to boys in super duper tight pants

what are some good pick up lines

[kaycey]

they create too much drag.

[Hamlet]

Start rapping "Pants on the Ground". Ladies will swoon, it's a guarantee.

[Domenic182]

gold in ya mouth, hat turned sideways

[swt_catastrophe]

pants on the ground?

EDIT: too late, I see.

[jeremypeele]

tell them you obviously wear baggy pants because your dick is so massive, they'll understand.

[DanTGD]

"Hey, I don't care if you got a problem with my pants cause the roofies will kick in in a few minutes."

[Deadbolt23]

Just lose the pants.

[Dumpweed]

Start crumping. Furiously.

[SophomoricSlump]

Start rapping "Pants on the Ground". Ladies will swoon, it's a guarantee.

Don't forget the rapper moves!

[Mibabalou]

aids??

[roughroads]

"You may have noticed I am currently wearing baggy pants, we should probably fuck to fix this problem"

[PezMullet]

''I might not be the prettiest one here, but still, I'm the only one talking to you''

[Dumpweed]

Are my pants filled with gravy? No. I'm just happy to see you.

[Alex DiVincenzo]

Something about them filling up the extra room in your pants