Jacking Off. Need Help.

[Amour For Liars]

I have a problem, lately Ive been finding bannana peels in the trash can next to the computer me and my room mate share. Some of them are taped together. We had an agreement to no spanking it at my desk. Im thinking about injecting icy hot into the last unopened bannana but If he eats them before he makes them into a fifi Ill feel like an asshole. Still I dont want to confront him directly. There would be no fun with no revenge.

Ideas please.

[.invisible ink.]

I have a problem, lately Ive been finding bannana peels in the trash can next to the computer me and my room mate share. Some of them are taped together. We had an agreement to no spanking it at my desk. Im thinking about injecting icy hot into the last unopened bannana but If he eats them before he makes them into a fifi Ill feel like an asshole. Still I dont want to confront him directly. There would be no fun with no revenge.

Ideas please.

taped together? i think you're just jealous of his massive wang.

btw, the thread title made me laugh out loud, i thought this would be a plea to the ladies of ap to assist you in your wanking.

[Smash Adams]

taped together? i think you're just jealous of his massive wang.

btw, the thread title made me laugh out loud, i thought this would be a plea to the ladies of ap to assist you in your wanking.
I thought he would be addicted to masturbation

also don't be a cockblocker and tell your roomie to stop whacking it

[Amour For Liars]

taped together? i think you're just jealous of his massive wang.

btw, the thread title made me laugh out loud, i thought this would be a plea to the ladies of ap to assist you in your wanking.


He tapes them realllllly tight at the bottom, my guess is so they dont fall off. Like a ring around a water pipe.
And that would have been a better idea for the thread. :hitself:

[Amour For Liars]

also don't be a cockblocker and tell your roomie to stop whacking it

Have you ever had someone blow a wad on your brand new keyboard?

[llwilliamsll]

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

Definitely the bold.

[ReadyForAction]

I dont understand the connection

[.invisible ink.]

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

Definitely the bold.

:puke:

[.invisible ink.]

I dont understand the connection

FWzOQTFwRBE

[Smash Adams]

Have you ever had someone blow a wad on your brand new keyboard?
No sir I can't say I have, I also am really weird about people touching my stuff

[Amour For Liars]

No sir I can't say I have, I also am really weird about people touching my stuff

Same, much less someone cumming on my belongings and telling me it was glue for a school project.. We havent used elmers glue since middle school.

[drawndead]

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ahahha

[DanTGD]

Just stick a photo of his mum next to your computer... if you can crack one off with your mum watching you're very fucked up

[ReadyForAction]

video
weird, I would never have thought of that

[himynameiszack]

Same, much less someone cumming on my belongings and telling me it was glue for a school project.. We havent used elmers glue since middle school.
In this case, it is REALLY gross to eat paste.

[Debut_Fin]

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omg

[xBLACKOUTx]

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I don't think I've heard that many terms for masturbation, sperm, or dicks in my entire life.

[terror_91]

I don't think I've heard that many terms for masturbation, sperm, or dicks in my entire life.
I feel that I've really learnt something useful today.

[Thesleepingwell]

Intresting way to talk about it.
Using tape? Sounds New Age to me.

[yaz06]

The kid in the video seems stunned.. perhaps out of his element

[DCD08]

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haha nice i came in here to post that

[WhitestKidUKnow]

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hahahah so many euphemisms.

[FormerClarity]

Best thread ever made.

[reckoner]

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This is immediately what I thought of when I read the first post.

[atticus18244fss]

hahahah so many euphemisms.
Nice avatar ;-)

[Laural666]

Have you ever had someone blow a wad on your brand new keyboard?

Someone blew a wad all over my tv once. Pretty sick.

[WhitestKidUKnow]

Nice avatar ;-)

why thank you sir.

[schenksta]

You actually needed to make an agreement for him to not jack off on your desk?

[SgtSmegma]

Someone blew a wad all over my tv once. Pretty sick.

I lol'd. I'm sorry about that. How did that happen?

[Laural666]

I lol'd. I'm sorry about that. How did that happen?

My friend said her boyfriend was coming over so I was like that's cool, they kick me outta my room then about 25 mins later they just leave without sayin bye so I'm like okay so I go in my room, came all over my tv my bed and the floor, I didn't know someone could produce that much cum anyways I changed rooms. Haha.

[Michifoxx]

Wow..I have never heard of that before. Banana peels? Hmm,m I'm totally gonna ask my boyfriend if he's ever done this.

[SgtSmegma]

My friend said her boyfriend was coming over so I was like that's cool, they kick me outta my room then about 25 mins later they just leave without sayin bye so I'm like okay so I go in my room, came all over my tv my bed and the floor, I didn't know someone could produce that much cum anyways I changed rooms. Haha.

They didn't like...try to clean it up?

[Laural666]

They didn't like...try to clean it up?

Nope, didn't even wipe my damn tv off.

[Scrandon]

I honestly don't believe a single one of you kids on this thread.

[Wake Up]

weird fucking thread

[rising_tied]

.....wait. so yall will just be chillin with the constant fear that you might walk in on a friend fucking a banana peel? very uncool

[j4ckieee]

things like this make me very glad not to have a roommate this semester

[Deadbolt23]

I have never heard of the banana thing. I don't have any desire to try that.

[softhands]

totally thought of el andy when the banana technic came into play.

[Jennurna Gray]

Same, much less someone cumming on my belongings and telling me it was glue for a school project.. We havent used elmers glue since middle school.

In this case, it is REALLY gross to eat paste.
I lol'd.

[Jennurna Gray]

I honestly don't believe a single one of you kids on this thread.
Hahaha.
People are going to like you, right off the bat. :P

[Gwytherspoon]

Just stick a photo of his mum next to your computer... if you can crack one off with your mum watching you're very fucked up
if he takes the photo away, install a small camera and send the video to his mum.

[kaycey]

Ahahahahaha

[Amour For Liars]

Well I went to the grocery store saturday, bought about a dozen 3 inch long plantains (they're like mini bannanas) and left a note by the fruit bowl saying "Now you wont be needing the tape".. Needless to say, he came home today with a brand new labtop. Mission A- fucking complished.

[tonyC4L]

Well I went to the grocery store saturday, bought about a dozen 3 inch long plantains (they're like mini bannanas) and left a note by the fruit bowl saying "Now you wont be needing the tape".. Needless to say, he came home today with a brand new labtop. Mission A- fucking complished.
Wow, you solved your problem and managed to ridicule him in one swoop. Mission accomplished indeed.

[terror_91]

Well I went to the grocery store saturday, bought about a dozen 3 inch long plantains (they're like mini bannanas) and left a note by the fruit bowl saying "Now you wont be needing the tape".. Needless to say, he came home today with a brand new labtop. Mission A- fucking complished.
Haha, fucking ace.

[therukus]

O_o; awkward.

[caress me down]

Guys jack off in banana peels...? What the heck

[ilikesound93]

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My favorite band is a semen reference...

[wildrocks90]

Lol