Advice Please, I Have A Crush

[BryterJonah]

I know I haven't been open about enough things. I'm sorry about that.

But there's this girl, she posts mostly and pretty much strictly in the Football Thread over at Sports, who I've been trying to talk to for so long.
From what I've seen of her profile pic is jaw dropping. She's gorgeous, and even better, a red head! When I've quoted her with some stupid little comment she always gives the wittiest comeback. It's always in good humor. I'm actually blushing just thinking about it. I haven't had a real conversation with her though.
I'm no good with long, real sorta talk like that. It would more than likely ruin any shot I would've had. She lives in MO and I'm sure something could happen if I could get the right sparks to shine. We're both round the same age and when I went to her last.fm our music compatibility was through the roof.
She loves Fleet Foxes just as much as me!

Most guys my age just look to get themselves off, like savages. But for me to have these sorta deep feelings is, not kidding, extremely rare.
It's like walking down a forest trail and being surrounded by the sounds of rushing streams and birds singing.
I've never dated or been with a girl and don't want to blow this.

Any advice?




:snoopy:

[BryterJonah]

Please. Anyone. :-(




:snoopy:

[phil19]

whats up with snoopy?

[argg_xo]

I can't take this thread seriously.

[<*)))><]

I can't take this thread seriously.
But you can have me;-)

[argg_xo]

But you can have me;-)
Pass.

[BryterJonah]

I can't take this thread seriously.
You of all people should know what it's like to be in my position. You listen to Gaga and seem to know others.

Please, just take it serious. For me.





:snoopy:

[argg_xo]

You of all people should know what it's like to be in my position. You listen to Gaga and seem to know others.

Please, just take it serious. For me.






:snoopy:

Don't bring Gaga into this!

[Jennurna Gray]

You seriously like someone on AP?

I'm sorry, no matter what you do, I will never EVER be able to take you seriously again.

[BryterJonah]

All I want is some help with being able to talk to Hannah without passing out.






:snoopy:

[<*)))><]

Pass.
Heart broken but I love Lady Gaga, so I will make due just wish she still had black hair.http://www.broadwayworld.com/columnpic/gaga1.jpg
To sexy.

[<*)))><]

All I want is some help with being able to talk to Hannah without passing out.






:snoopy:
She won't know because you are talking on the internet.

[BryterJonah]

She won't know because you are talking on the internet.
But I will seem like somebody who stalls mid conversation.:-(






:snoopy:

[argg_xo]

Heart broken but I love Lady Gaga, so I will make due just wish she still had black hair.http://www.broadwayworld.com/columnpic/gaga1.jpg
To sexy.

I spy some major camel toe in that pic.

[Laural666]

Don't bring Gaga into this!

Hey I listen to gaga!! I'm not quite sure I can take this serious either, your a huge bully!! Haha. Send her a private message and tell her how you feel.

[BryterJonah]

I spy some major camel toe in that pic.
I know how you and your friends like to make the main topic of a thread dissolve, but this is really important to me.
Please.





:snoopy:

[BryterJonah]

Hey I listen to gaga!! I'm not quite sure I can take this serious either, your a huge bully!! Haha. Send her a private message and tell her how you feel.
If it's stupid then she'll probably screencap it and make a thread so everyone will make fun of me.

and I don't mean to be a bully. sorry.




:snoopy:

[argg_xo]

Hey I listen to gaga!! I'm not quite sure I can take this serious either, your a huge bully!! Haha. Send her a private message and tell her how you feel.
Awesome!!!
I know how you and your friends like to make the main topic of a thread dissolve, but this is really important to me.
Please.




:snoopy:

I'm sorry BryterJonah, I promise to stop dissolving your important threads. Will you please forgive me?

[swirlofhues]

familiarize yourself with the :inlove: and :giverose: smileys, and make sure to follow her in every thread. quote everything she says.

[<*)))><]

But I will seem like somebody who stalls mid conversation.:-(






:snoopy:
If she question dickthrump her.

[BryterJonah]

I'm sorry BryterJonah, I promise to stop dissolving your important threads. Will you please forgive me?

It's okay. I know I must intimidate most of you with my hipster sensibility and clever wit.

But I promise I mean no harm.




:snoopy:

[Laural666]

If it's stupid then she'll probably screencap it and make a thread so everyone will make fun of me.

and I don't mean to be a bully. sorry.




:snoopy:

Well just don't make it stupid, start out with something like hey how are you? I think your a pretty interesting person. Just be nice, but not too nice.

[<*)))><]

I spy some major camel toe in that pic.
For some reason in this pic she reminds me of Katy Perry.http://saintbarry.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/katy_perry809170031.jpg
She walks the line of slut and classy perfectly.

[Jennurna Gray]

If she question dickthrump her.
Win.

[BryterJonah]

Well just don't make it stupid, start out with something like hey how are you? I think your a pretty interesting person. Just be nice, but not too nice.
Should I threaten her? like say "lock your windows tonight" or something along those lines?

I've got a pretty good sense of humor and she love Fleet Foxes!




:snoopy:

[Jennurna Gray]

For some reason in this pic she reminds me of Katy Perry.http://saintbarry.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/katy_perry809170031.jpg
She walks the line of slut and classy perfectly.
This isn't Gaga, and neither is the first image.

[<*)))><]

Win.
Right now I think the definition is to stab someone in the eye with a penis. I really need to put this on urbandictionary.

[<*)))><]

This isn't Gaga, and neither is the first image.
The first one is, this is katy perry.

[sleepyseanzzz]

i suggest you stop listening to fleet foxes, i saw them once on saturday night live and they were suck

[argg_xo]

It's okay. I know I must intimidate most of you with my hipster sensibility and clever wit.

But I promise I mean no harm.





:snoopy:

I am humbled by your response.
This isn't Gaga, and neither is the first image.
The first pic is def Gaga, back in the day, which was like 2 years ago. haha

[<*)))><]

Win.
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc33/XcrazilyXfamousX/Funny/rgirl.jpg

[Laural666]

Should I threaten her? like say "lock your windows tonight" or something along those lines?

I've got a pretty good sense of humor and she love Fleet Foxes!




:snoopy:

Don't make jokes like that until you know that she knows you enough to know that your joking or else you'll scare her off.

[alltimecam]

Should I threaten her? like say "lock your windows tonight" or something along those lines?

I've got a pretty good sense of humor and she love Fleet Foxes!




:snoopy:

How do you get snoopy appear in all your posts?
How could I do this with say, Buzz Lightyear?

[yaz06]

If you've never even had a real conversation with her before it would be best not to pull a line out like telling her to lock her windows. Talk to her first and see how it goes.

[DejaNew]

Why is everybody still feeding this guy?

[BryterJonah]

How do you get snoopy appear in all your posts?
How could I do this with say, Buzz Lightyear?
You have to be a special rank of prestigious. I traded having a big avatar with having Snoopy in all my posts.





:snoopy:

[barkingincision]

from my perspective, creepin on a girl over the net and being this emotionally involved is a little sketch, considering she doesnt really know you.
you could listen to as much fleet foxes as she does and it wouldnt really matter. pretty silly man.

[hitormiss92]

i want snoopy in my posts!

Little snoopy rules!

[Chancetobe]

You can't talk to someone online? Seriously? And you think some sort of real relationship would even work? Does she even live anywhere near you?

She could/prob. will see this too.

[BryterJonah]

i suggest you stop listening to fleet foxes, i saw them once on saturday night live and they were suck
SNDDbrjKJOU
You can't talk to someone online? Seriously? And you think some sort of real relationship would even work? Does she even live anywhere near you?

She could/prob. will see this too.
There's no need to make me feel so bad.


:snoopy:

[Chancetobe]

There's no need to make me feel so bad.


:snoopy:


Sorry.

[i2ockbotm]

I spy some major camel toe in that pic.

Major bush, maybe. But that's no camel toe. It's hot either way

[argg_xo]

Major bush, maybe. But that's no camel toe. It's hot either way
hahaha, i like you.

[NoNameHere]

I know I haven't been open about enough things. I'm sorry about that.

But there's this girl, she posts mostly and pretty much strictly in the Football Thread over at Sports, who I've been trying to talk to for so long.
From what I've seen of her profile pic is jaw dropping. She's gorgeous, and even better, a red head! When I've quoted her with some stupid little comment she always gives the wittiest comeback. It's always in good humor. I'm actually blushing just thinking about it. I haven't had a real conversation with her though.
I'm no good with long, real sorta talk like that. It would more than likely ruin any shot I would've had. She lives in MO and I'm sure something could happen if I could get the right sparks to shine. We're both round the same age and when I went to her last.fm our music compatibility was through the roof.
She loves Fleet Foxes just as much as me!

Most guys my age just look to get themselves off, like savages. But for me to have these sorta deep feelings is, not kidding, extremely rare.
It's like walking down a forest trail and being surrounded by the sounds of rushing streams and birds singing.
I've never dated or been with a girl and don't want to blow this.

Any advice?






:snoopy:



Just don't think about ruining everthing or keeping the conversation going, just let it come out. It sounds like it'd go welll so give it a shot.

[i2ockbotm]

There's no need to make me feel so bad.


:snoopy:


Just muster up your confidence and start talking to her. Ask her questions to start. I have no idea who you're talking about, but from your first post I gather you could ask stuff like, it's unusual for girls to be into football, how'd did you get so passionate about it, have you been to a FF show, etc. Clearly you're enamored with her, there must be a lot you're curious about her you can just ask

[timb89]

haha this has to be a joke.

[timb89]

haha this has to be a joke.

[Maiaophilia]

guys stop giving him a hard time.
I met my boyfriend on Last.fm / AP

It takes time.
Don't rush this shit.

[softhands]

I wonder if she knows this thread exists?

[disco.tetris]

Someone should post this in the football thread haha.

[Domenic182]

pix plz

[acemvivere]

...but what if this "Hannah" is actually a sophisticated bot?

...you never know...

[Reaver]

someone should post a like to this thread in the the football thread.

[Jennurna Gray]

The first pic is def Gaga, back in the day, which was like 2 years ago. haha
I saw that on Google Images and was like 'That's someone thinking they look like her?', but, damn, she's changed. :O

[Jennurna Gray]

guys stop giving him a hard time.
I met my boyfriend on Last.fm / AP

It takes time.
Don't rush this shit.
Seriously?


Okay guys, let's stop giving him a hard time... Maiaophilia needs a turn.

[Maiaophilia]

Seriously?


Okay guys, let's stop giving him a hard time... Maiaophilia needs a turn.

Seriously.
Stop being a bitch; it's possible to meet someone from the internet in real life.
and end up dating them.

its not unconventional and it's not completely unheard of.

it this kids case it is a bit weird.
mine at least lives pretty close and we went to a ton of the same shows.
like I knew him and he knew me irl; we just never knew each other's names.

[MADSTA]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Good luck with that kid.

[Carolina.Alex]

Right now I think the definition is to stab someone in the eye with a penis. I really need to put this on urbandictionary.


I looked up the word "thrump" in urbandictionary.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thrump

Granted, this does make the "dick" in dickthrumping superfluous, but who am I to question UD?

[<*)))><]

I looked up the word "thrump" in urbandictionary.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thrump

Granted, this does make the "dick" in dickthrumping superfluous, but who am I to question UD?
A mere mortal can not dickthrump only I can because I am ted.

[Carolina.Alex]

A mere mortal can not dickthrump only I can because I am ted.

It seems that dickthrumping would be similar to fistpunching, or perhaps footkicking.

[saveferris]

Is this dude serious?

[saveferris]

Seriously.
Stop being a bitch; it's possible to meet someone from the internet in real life.
and end up dating them.

its not unconventional and it's not completely unheard of.

it this kids case it is a bit weird.
mine at least lives pretty close and we went to a ton of the same shows.
like I knew him and he knew me irl; we just never knew each other's names.
On match.com and shit. This is a music website

[<*)))><]

It seems that dickthrumping would be similar to fistpunching, or perhaps footkicking.
But you use a dick.

[Carolina.Alex]

But you use a dick.

thats a given, i was saying that because the word thrumping already means to smack someone in the face with your dick its unnecessary to say dickthrumping, just like you typically punch someone with your fist so you wouldn't say fistpunching.

http://www.searchviews.com/wp-content/themes/clean-copy-full-3-column-1/images/the_more_you_know2.jpg

[BryterJonah]

Seriously.
Stop being a bitch; it's possible to meet someone from the internet in real life.
and end up dating them.

its not unconventional and it's not completely unheard of.

it this kids case it is a bit weird.
mine at least lives pretty close and we went to a ton of the same shows.
like I knew him and he knew me irl; we just never knew each other's names.
Thank you. There's nothing wrong with where you find happiness, just so long as you find it.

We all need to learn to just dig other people's dreams.
:snoopy:

[overdrive91]

A mere mortal can not dickthrump only I can because I am ted.

but ted is lying...

[BryterJonah]

I suggest everyone here watch some TEDtalks lecture videos.

UcnYqyQyHd8
OV_N_eFTaso
:snoopy:

[<*)))><]

thats a given, i was saying that because the word thrumping already means to smack someone in the face with your dick its unnecessary to say dickthrumping, just like you typically punch someone with your fist so you wouldn't say fistpunching.

http://www.searchviews.com/wp-content/themes/clean-copy-full-3-column-1/images/the_more_you_know2.jpg
You kidding I always punch people in the face with my foot, maybe you're doing something wrong.

[<*)))><]

but ted is lying...
We will see when the sky turns blue with envy and furry with steroids.

[barkingincision]

you kids truly are the products of the myspace generation

[BryterJonah]

I sent her a pm on last.fm.

It was a blank with all but the words, "thou art to me a delicious torment."

:snoopy:

[Carolina.Alex]

You kidding I always punch people in the face with my foot, maybe you're doing something wrong.


Ummm, did you not see the thread I made about needing dirty tricks to beat up a kid?
(I should have fistpunched him, I know.)

[<*)))><]

Ummm, did you not see the thread I made about needing dirty tricks to beat up a kid?
(I should have fistpunched him, I know.)
actually I didn't but you want to no a real dirty trick, try not showering a month before a fight this way they have to fight with one hand.

[Bloodsucker II]

who is this chick? i want to see her profile.

[Carolina.Alex]

actually I didn't but you want to no a real dirty trick, try not showering a month before a fight this way they have to fight with one hand.

hmm. logistically this seems like it would be difficult to pull off (which, incidentally, is what she said)

[Maiaophilia]

I sent her a pm on last.fm.

It was a blank with all but the words, "thou art to me a delicious torment."

:snoopy:


Idk- thats a little creepy.
Firstly aside from AP and Last.fm does she even know you exist?
that should be problem one.

[<*)))><]

hmm. logistically this seems like it would be difficult to pull off (which, incidentally, is what she said)
If you are going to have what she said at least make it a great one, crappy ones just ruin the fun for all.

[Carolina.Alex]

If you are going to have what she said at least make it a great one, crappy ones just ruin the fun for all.

Come now, "logistically this seems like it would be difficult to pull off"??? Have you even considered what that would imply?

[<*)))><]

Come now, "logistically this seems like it would be difficult to pull off"??? Have you even considered what that would imply?
I have and it isn't that funny. Failed that is what she said is a fail.

[BryterJonah]

Idk- thats a little creepy.
Firstly aside from AP and Last.fm does she even know you exist?
that should be problem one.
It's Emerson. Who could confuse Emerson with creepy?

And she's aware.

[sweepthenation]

This is probably karma for the dumb shit you usually post

[alltimecam]

You have to be a special rank of prestigious. I traded having a big avatar with having Snoopy in all my posts.





:snoopy:

hmm is that right?

I see something while I'm quoting, I'm going to give it a try

:snoopy:

[alltimecam]

Well, that worked, I too will now have snoopy in all my posts, hahah just kidding, but really how did you do it?

:snoopy:

[Kermit]

There's no way this is serious.

[Kid B]

Jus play with her dick a little bit

[therukus]

lol =O

[jco3]

I sent her a pm on last.fm.

It was a blank with all but the words, "thou art to me a delicious torment."

:snoopy:



Dude, creepy.

[BryterJonah]

Dude, creepy.
Her presence is fantastic, while at the same time it torments me. It's poetic and she hasn't responded.

:snoopy:

[llwilliamsll]

Who's the user that you have a crush on?

[BryterJonah]

Doesn't matter. I gave up on her a few days ago.

Nothing but a stupid pipe dream.

:snoopy:

[BryterJonah]

This is probably karma for the dumb shit you usually post
Falling in love is considered bad karma?


:snoopy:

[Ryanshred]

=o