What's the nastiest..

[Laural666]

Sickest fucking thing you have ever said to a girl/guy?

[<*)))><]

You just got dickthrumped.

W00t 1,000 post on this account 5,752 post all together

[COREhorizon]

I have AIDS

long story.

[Dumpweed]

Humorously, I think it was saying "cum nugget" to some girl in middle school. She was absolutely appalled.

But in a more serious manner, to one of my first long term girlfriends during an argument, I said "Everyone thinks you're stupid." Got way fucking pissed. For the record though, they did.

[timb89]

your not hot enough to be worth this much trouble.

[Jaimehere]

Not really keen on saying nasty things to females, but i remember one of my female friends demanding for my respect (as we were having a heated debate on something), i replied "RESPECT MY ASS" as the whole room heard me :lol:

wasn't really nasty but it was funny

[VampiresRevenge]

Not really nasty, but I told a guy he had dick-sucking lips.

[Laural666]

Lol once this fat guy told me his dick looked like a coke can I literally had to walk to the bathroom and puke.

[Laural666]

I have AIDS

long story.

Did you really have aids or were you tryin to scare her?

[VampiresRevenge]

Lol once this fat guy told me his dick looked like a coke can I literally had to walk to the bathroom and puke.
Haha, ew.

Love, love, love your avatar.

[Laural666]

Haha, ew.

Love, love, love your avatar.

Thank you. Haha I love that guy. Criminal minds is great

[VampiresRevenge]

Thank you. Haha I love that guy. Criminal minds is great
You're welcome. Gubler and Criminal Minds are amazing.

[phil19]

im not really a fan of dirty talk

[Laural666]

You're welcome. Gubler and Criminal Minds are amazing.

I know rightt. Favorite show.

[VampiresRevenge]

I know rightt. Favorite show.
Mine, too.

[baseballfreak19]

i drunk texted my sister's roomate (who is 3 years older than me) one time and asked her if she wanted my dick in or around her mouth. needless to say it didnt go over too well.

[phil19]

i drunk texted my sister's roomate (who is 3 years older than me) one time and asked her if she wanted my dick in or around her mouth. needless to say it didnt go over too well.

damn. i guess she wasnt dtf

[Dcttgo2]

You don't want to get raped by a razor blade?

[emilymarie100]

hanging out with my friends usually revolves around a bunch of mutated pubic hair jokes.


Not nasty as much as funny... told my overtly religious distant family members that my 15 year old sister was pregnant. Apparently I'm going to hell.

[Laural666]

im not really a fan of dirty talk

Haha dirty talk makes me feel awkaward.

[Laural666]

i drunk texted my sister's roomate (who is 3 years older than me) one time and asked her if she wanted my dick in or around her mouth. needless to say it didnt go over too well.

Oh haha like on Superbad.

[Laural666]

hanging out with my friends usually revolves around a bunch of mutated pubic hair jokes.


Not nasty as much as funny... told my overtly religious distant family members that my 15 year old sister was pregnant. Apparently I'm going to hell.

That's great.

[phil19]

Haha dirty talk makes me feel awkaward.

yeah me too. it makes me feel really self concious too. i find it to be a big turn off

[Laural666]

yeah me too. it makes me feel really self concious too. i find it to be a big turn off

My boyfriend was trying to get me into the dirty talk one night, it totally ruined the mood. I just try to laugh it off though.

[phil19]

My boyfriend was trying to get me into the dirty talk one night, it totally ruined the mood. I just try to laugh it off though.

yeah i know what you mean. my ex used to be like, talk dirty to me. because it didnt come naturally to me id just be thinking about what can i say and that totally ruins the moment. the ol' "oh yeah, you like that dont you bitch" line wears thin very quick

[emilymarie100]

I like dirty talk in my porn, but not in in real life, I'm way to awkward for that.

[Spewk]

You have AIDS.

[Laural666]

yeah i know what you mean. my ex used to be like, talk dirty to me. because it didnt come naturally to me id just be thinking about what can i say and that totally ruins the moment. the ol' "oh yeah, you like that dont you bitch" line wears thin very quick

Ha my boyfriend will be like yeah you like that shit dont You bitch? And I'm like uhm.. Yeah let's not talk okayy!

[phil19]

Ha my boyfriend will be like yeah you like that shit dont You bitch? And I'm like uhm.. Yeah let's not talk okayy!

hahaha yeah, its not good at all. i can not see the appeal.

[kbi the crowing]

"You're more worthless than cunt-slop"

I never said that to anyone, I just like te term "cunt-slop"

[cuzimlefthanded]

After a girl told me that she was dressed up as a sailor for Halloween, I proceeded to call her "semen (seaman) girl" for the rest of the night. Not really that nasty.

[Dedsexi]

"Go drink a mixture of cyanide and coagulated period blood from your mums cunt and die"

I was pretty pissed off.

[emilymarie100]

"Go drink a mixture of cyanide and coagulated period blood from your mums cunt and die"

I was pretty pissed off.


:-0

[phil19]

"Go drink a mixture of cyanide and coagulated period blood from your mums cunt and die"

I was pretty pissed off.

that's very descriptive

[warstory]

Satan will rape you in hell.

I stand by this statement, unfortunately.

[sk8mule89]

"the only girl i've fucked better than you is my sister."

[oldwirehands]

Spit on my ass.

[schenksta]

IbALbZ9bHFU&feature=PlayList&p=B2A26E299B8FBCBF&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=49

[:-)]

I wish I had some funny stories to share but most of the dirty insults I make are telepathically directed, not spoken aloud.

[zion the lion]

"So help me god, the one that this is going to replace will end up in your mouth, for thinking you could get away with fucking that sack of syphilis"

And by 'this' I was referring to the tampon in my hand, and I was dead serious.

[LoginBanned]

Whats worse, calling a girl fat? Or calling her a cunt?

[Jaimehere]

"the only girl i've fucked better than you is my sister."

:jawdrop:

[ZachMadeMeOdd]

I told a girl jokingly once "my dick milk tastes better than eggnog. lets scoop." we haven't spoken since.

[zachff]

Whats worse, calling a girl fat? Or calling her a cunt?
Definitely fat

[oliviaemmer]

Whats worse, calling a girl fat? Or calling her a cunt?

i'd be more offended by fat, but i assume most would say cunt. because cunt is probably the worst word a guy can say to a girl, even though i hear a lot of girls say it.

[Gwytherspoon]

I want to scrape a hole on your skull with a rusty screwdriver and fuck your moist brain tissue, cum in your prefrontal cortex and then bring you back to the nursery.
(jokes)

[Esrb99]

"I want to do vulgar things to you"

[jonny4star]

i like turtles.

[LoginBanned]

i'd be more offended by fat, but i assume most would say cunt. because cunt is probably the worst word a guy can say to a girl, even though i hear a lot of girls say it.

Woo Michigan.

[Cameronisonfire]

I love you darlin.

[baseballfreak19]

Oh haha like on Superbad.
Yeah, exactly. I thought she would think it was funny. She did not.

[baseballfreak19]

damn. i guess she wasnt dtf
Hahaha apparently not.

[rhinitus]

not me, but i always though this was funny. when i was in college, i was in a fraternity and we had cold dorms (they suck at first, i guess you kinda get used to them...but not really). one of my friends was fucking this girl, and completely seriously said to her "enjoy this dick."

i don't know why, but to this day it's one of my favorite quotes.

[rhinitus]

Definitely fat

fat for sure

[terror_91]

i'd be more offended by fat, but i assume most would say cunt. because cunt is probably the worst word a guy can say to a girl, even though i hear a lot of girls say it.
Haha cunt is like the token insult in my group of friends. I try not to say it to new people. Supposedly it's really offensive? :-P

[Laural666]

Yeah, exactly. I thought she would think it was funny. She did not.
Im the kind of girl that would have laughed at that. haha.

[Laural666]

Haha cunt is like the token insult in my group of friends. I try not to say it to new people. Supposedly it's really offensive? :-P
The word cunt makes me feel awkaward.

[Laural666]

"Go drink a mixture of cyanide and coagulated period blood from your mums cunt and die"

I was pretty pissed off.
Eww. haha.

[Jake Gyllenhaal]

"I hope you go to Hell and spend eternity guzzling down Rodney Dangerfield's rancid ass juice"

[terror_91]

The word cunt makes me feel awkaward.
It's just another term for a vagina though; what makes is make you feel awkward?

[Laural666]

It's just another term for a vagina though; what makes is make you feel awkward?
Haha idk it just sounds nasty, so does pussy, i just say twat.

[a nocturnal day]

"I hope he beats you."

Being cheated on sucks.

[Laural666]

"I hope he beats you."

Being cheated on sucks.
Yes it does.

[terror_91]

Haha idk it just sounds nasty, so does pussy, i just say twat.
I'd say pussy was the least offensive of those three haha. Twat and cunt are both quite aggressive words haaha.

[zachff]

fat for sure
You checked out the new MCS album yet?
I think it's really good, except for Pulp Fiction and History Lesson. History Lesson might be the worst song MCS has ever released.

[terror_91]

You checked out the new MCS album yet?
I think it's really good, except for Pulp Fiction and History Lesson. History Lesson might be the worst song MCS has ever released.
Pulp Fiction is a great song.

History Lessons is not. Don't know why that is on there.

[zachff]

Pulp Fiction is a great song.

History Lessons is not. Don't know why that is on there.
Pulp Fiction sounds like an Eve6 ripoff. Terrible stuff

[terror_91]

Pulp Fiction sounds like an Eve6 ripoff. Terrible stuff
Never heard of them so just listening to it now. I can see the similarity but I wouldn't say a ripoff

[Laural666]

I'd say pussy was the least offensive of those three haha. Twat and cunt are both quite aggressive words haaha.

Lol not in my oppinion.

[terror_91]

Lol not in my oppinion.
Your opinion is wrong :-p

[Laural666]

Your opinion is wrong :-p

No its not!!

[terror_91]

No its not!!
Please, as someone who swears a lot, I would know.

[phil19]

just say cunt.

[COREhorizon]

Did you really have aids or were you tryin to scare her?

No I don't have AIDS, I live in Pennsylvania

She was bugging the hell out of me

[rhinitus]

You checked out the new MCS album yet?
I think it's really good, except for Pulp Fiction and History Lesson. History Lesson might be the worst song MCS has ever released.

ya been listening for the last few days...i like most of them. i agree, wasn't in to pulp fiction, and i waver on history lesson. at first i was like "this blows", then i came around a bit, and now i'm back to thinking it kinda sucks. really diggin a lifeless ordinary, delirium, and the @*#&$^*@&^#$@#(*&$^@#(*&$^@#(*$&^@ one. i was thinking - how are you supposed to pronounce that song's name?

[rhinitus]

Never heard of them so just listening to it now. I can see the similarity but I wouldn't say a ripoff

are you saying you never heard of eve6? fucking shit i'm getting old.

[MilesToGo]

Whats worse, calling a girl fat? Or calling her a cunt?

In my circle, cunt is a term of endearment haha



Either way, definitely fat.

[Laural666]

No I don't have AIDS, I live in Pennsylvania

She was bugging the hell out of me

Haha so people who live in pennsylvania don't have aids? lol.

[zachff]

are you saying you never heard of eve6? fucking shit i'm getting old.

No, that guy is just fucking weird.

At first I was not a big fan of the album at all. It's definitely a departure from their earlier stuff. I for one enjoyed EIIKM, so I wasn't necessarily looking forward to a departure of sound. However, after giving it some time the last few days I'm coming around to it. End to end I don't know if I will end up liking it more than EIIKM (which I still like less than than CTTM) but besides Pulp and History I'm enjoying the album.

Early faves for me are Life Less Ordinary, Disappear, Her Words, Stand Too Close and Hysteria.

[COREhorizon]

Haha so people who live in pennsylvania don't have aids? lol.

No, I should have wrote: I live in PA, not Africa, therefore I do not have AIDS

[Laural666]

No, I should have wrote: I live in PA, not Africa, therefore I do not have AIDS

Okay then? Well i live in Texas therefore i do not have aids.

[ManchesterOrch8]

"I hope you get pregnant and you're stuck with that worthless motherfucker forever, because no one else will want you after that"


Me and my friends used to pick on this girl (Because we liked her...we were in 7th grade), so we made up a sign that signified how flat she was. We'd run our hands flat across our desks in class when she was looking, we thought it was hysterical.

[ManchesterOrch8]

I also said "I hope that kid dies" to a few people,


and two of them actually did. I didn't care either.

[rhinitus]

No, that guy is just fucking weird.

At first I was not a big fan of the album at all. It's definitely a departure from their earlier stuff. I for one enjoyed EIIKM, so I wasn't necessarily looking forward to a departure of sound. However, after giving it some time the last few days I'm coming around to it. End to end I don't know if I will end up liking it more than EIIKM (which I still like less than than CTTM) but besides Pulp and History I'm enjoying the album.

Early faves for me are Life Less Ordinary, Disappear, Her Words, Stand Too Close and Hysteria.

Disappear is a given. They're releasing a studio acoustic version, probably as a bonus track for something - do you know if it's on iTunes? I'm going to buy a physical copy so I need to find another way to get that track.

[zachff]

Disappear is a given. They're releasing a studio acoustic version, probably as a bonus track for something - do you know if it's on iTunes? I'm going to buy a physical copy so I need to find another way to get that track.

I think the iTunes pre-order got a song called "Sunny Day." I know that the deluxe version of the MCS presale package got a bonus CD, so it might be on there.

From wikipedia:

Deluxe edition bonus CD # Title Length 1. "A Lifeless Ordinary (Need a Little Help) (Acoustic version)" 3:20 2. "Pulp Fiction (Acoustic version)" 3:23 3. "So Long Farewell" 3:07 4. "Worker Bee (Acoustic version)" 2:36 5. "Disappear (Acoustic version)" 4:07 6. "Sunny Day (iTunes pre-order only)" 3:10

[Jennurna Gray]

No, I should have wrote: I live in PA, not Africa, therefore I do not have AIDS
People in America get AIDS...?

[limepomegranate]

Me: Don't make me vag smack you!!
Him: You wouldn't
Me: WATCH ME!! *Vag Smack*
Him: AHHhHh WTF!??

[sweepthenation]

"Its alright, you're nothing but a Jappy whore whos going to run out of Daddys money in a few years and realize how empty your life is"

[AUGK]

Ha! I don't really remember but I really don't do that but I remember my cousin saying to his ex "I wanna fuck you so hard that the milk you just drank will get all over my penis" I was really ashamed of that

[ReadyForAction]

are we talking sexually or just mean spirited?

sexually: babe I'll love you the way your parents never did

mean: "youre as stupid as you look" or "Sweet jesus I put so much effort into never seeing you again and you just keep showing up, youre like a fucking venerial disease"

[Laural666]

Ha! I don't really remember but I really don't do that but I remember my cousin saying to his ex "I wanna fuck you so hard that the milk you just drank will get all over my penis" I was really ashamed of that

Haha makes sence.

[holybatmon]

"Its alright, you're nothing but a Jappy whore whos going to run out of Daddys money in a few years and realize how empty your life is"

That's br00tal haha

Mmm. I guess when a rather large girl hid behind an A4 sheet to hide from my "evils" and I said "You're gonna need a bigger sheet of paper". Not proud. But it was well deserved...

[terror_91]

That's br00tal haha
Are you kidding me?

[Wake Up]

you're all grossssssssss

[terror_91]

you're all grossssssssss
I'm going to fart in your mouth.

[Laural666]

I'm going to fart in your mouth.

Hahaaah.

[holybatmon]

Are you kidding me?

If you can't tell sarcasm when you see it, get your head checked. I'm not quite that l33t to use br00tal languag3 like dat.

[Corgkowznor]

Whats worse, calling a girl fat? Or calling her a cunt?

what about calling her a fat cunt?

[phil19]

what about calling her a fat cunt?

fat cunt is a great phrase

[Charles777]

"I would rather suck Morgan Freeman's dick than do jumping jacks" - me to a girl in my gym class. And I wonder why she hates me.

[terror_91]

If you can't tell sarcasm when you see it, get your head checked. I'm not quite that l33t to use br00tal languag3 like dat.
Ye, all the tone that is used to convey sarcasm comes through the internet really well...

(See how I've obviously made it sarcastic with the "..."?)

[holybatmon]

Ye, all the tone that is used to convey sarcasm comes through the internet really well...

(See how I've obviously made it sarcastic with the "..."?)

Ahh yeah, cos I never would have known it was sarcasm unless you'd pointed it out...

(note the sarcasm)

[terror_91]

Ahh yeah, cos I never would have known it was sarcasm unless you'd pointed it out...

(note the sarcasm)
I don't care. Fuck off.

[Wake Up]

I'm going to fart in your mouth.

Im gonna poop in a cup, give it to my lady friend, have her play with it like listerine and put it back in the cup. THEN I'm gonna put it in your mouth.

[Chrisj182]

I would rather drink liquid shit than go back out with you.

[terror_91]

Im gonna poop in a cup, give it to my lady friend, have her play with it like listerine and put it back in the cup. THEN I'm gonna put it in your mouth.
Haha. Lucky I am hungry then.

[holybatmon]

I don't care. Fuck off.

Calm down. I'm just joking.

[terror_91]

Calm down. I'm just joking.
You didn't get that sarcasm did you? :-p
Hahaha

[holybatmon]

You didn't get that sarcasm did you? :-p
Hahaha

*head explodes*