100 Cheesiest movie quotes [Archive]

narcoleptic953

01/21/10, 10:31 AM

Watched this last night. The Happening lines are just classic:

Planning on stealing something?
No! Ma'am we're not!
Plan on murdering me in my sleep?
What!? No!!!

You've gotta wonder if M. Night Shyamalan and Mark Wahlberg were serious.

IAmNietzche

01/21/10, 10:35 AM

I completely resent the They Live! quote being included here.

narcoleptic953

01/21/10, 10:36 AM

Not even the younglings survived...

kwsqd

01/21/10, 10:36 AM

haha a few of those don't belong there, but it is an awesome compilation.

Gaugzilla

01/21/10, 10:37 AM

That was glorious. Though I disagree with the "Castaway" one, the rest, including about 50 from "Star Wars," is awesome.

IAmNietzche

01/21/10, 10:37 AM

Haha @ space dementia.

Thug_Nasty

01/21/10, 10:39 AM

im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, the only problem is im all out of bubble gum. anyone know where this is from?

kwsqd

01/21/10, 10:40 AM

im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, the only problem is im all out of bubble gum. anyone know where this is from?
duke nukem lol

Recovery Room

01/21/10, 10:41 AM

Where is the line about Dolph Lundgren's dick from? So incredibly weird/awkward.

Thomas Balkcom

01/21/10, 10:41 AM

I fucking love Commando.

WakingTheMisery

01/21/10, 10:43 AM

im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, the only problem is im all out of bubble gum. anyone know where this is from?

You quoted Duke Nukem. That is from They Live though.

Thug_Nasty

01/21/10, 10:44 AM

You quoted Duke Nukem. That is from They Live though.

hahaha my bad.

IAmNietzche

01/21/10, 10:46 AM

im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, the only problem is im all out of bubble gum. anyone know where this is from?
They Live! with Rowdy Roddy Piper.

WakingTheMisery

01/21/10, 10:46 AM

hahaha my bad.

Haha its all good. One of my favorite games ever.

narcoleptic953

01/21/10, 10:46 AM

The sand line reminds me why Hayden Christensen is bar none the worst actor of all time.

kwsqd

01/21/10, 10:46 AM

Haha its all good. One of my favorite games ever.
the strippers, right?

Thomas Balkcom

01/21/10, 10:47 AM

Where is the line about Dolph Lundgren's dick from? So incredibly weird/awkward.

I googled it and it's from Showdown in Little Tokyo apparently.

WakingTheMisery

01/21/10, 10:48 AM

the strippers, right?

A combination of that, and being able to quote the game word for word. Haha.

Recovery Room

01/21/10, 10:49 AM

I googled it and it's from Showdown in Little Tokyo apparently.
Haha, for some reason I forgot how to work Google. Thanks.

Thomas Balkcom

01/21/10, 10:50 AM

Haha, for some reason I forgot how to work Google. Thanks.

I agree it was incredibly awkward.

Gaugzilla

01/21/10, 10:52 AM

The sand line reminds me why Hayden Christensen is bar none the worst actor of all time.
I don't usually agree with you. But we most certainly see eye-to-eye on this. They should have throw in a few lines from 'Jumper' while they were at it.

dungeonwitch

01/21/10, 11:08 AM

"Oh god, oh no! Oh god Oh man!"

kwsqd

01/21/10, 11:12 AM

A combination of that, and being able to quote the game word for word. Haha.
:highfive:

yaz06

01/21/10, 11:23 AM

That Snakes on a Plane one gets me every time!

MyNameIsRoss

01/21/10, 11:25 AM

Keanu's "Hell yes." from the matrix always cracks me up.

dungeonwitch

01/21/10, 11:28 AM

Keanu's "Hell yes." from the matrix always cracks me up.
"I know kung fu."

or "whoa"

WakingTheMisery

01/21/10, 11:29 AM

I AM AN F B I AGENT.

That movie is such a joke.

dungeonwitch

01/21/10, 11:33 AM

I AM AN F B I AGENT.

That movie is such a joke.
What?! you dont like Point Break, i do think its funny that Point Break was BEFORE Bogus Journey.

"Vaya con Dios, Brah."

WakingTheMisery

01/21/10, 11:34 AM

What?! you dont like Point Break, i do think its funny that Point Break was BEFORE Bogus Journey.

"Vaya con Dios, Brah."

No way man. It is one of my favorite films. I've watched it countless times.

dungeonwitch

01/21/10, 11:35 AM

No way man. It is one of my favorite films. I've watched it countless times.
Alright cool, its on the Encore channels almost daily, i seem to watch at least half of it each time i catch it. That, and Armageddon, haha. "The Cubs win the world ser..!"

SweetThye

01/21/10, 11:37 AM

The sand line reminds me why Hayden Christensen is bar none the worst actor of all time.

This.

Smash Adams

01/21/10, 11:38 AM

I was saddened by the creator's apparent hatred for Danny Glover

derekmoyer4

01/21/10, 11:45 AM

I was saddened by the creator's apparent hatred for Danny Glover
i kind of got that feeling too.

oh how awesome he is in angels in the outfield.

sjb2k1

01/21/10, 12:01 PM

"i'm the juggernaut bitch" just cracks me up every time i hear it

Smash Adams

01/21/10, 12:11 PM

"i'm the juggernaut bitch" just cracks me up every time i hear it
http://www.sandstorming.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/koolaid.gif

bluecrunchy

01/21/10, 12:21 PM

"Okay cocksucker, fuck with me and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk."

dungeonwitch

01/21/10, 12:23 PM

"Okay cocksucker, fuck with me and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk."
hahaha wtf is that from?

SkyHeldUpByStar

01/21/10, 12:25 PM

Haha, I can't believe there was only one quote from Plan 9 From Outer Space.

bluecrunchy

01/21/10, 12:25 PM

hahaha wtf is that from?

Death Race, apparently.

*crying stars*

01/21/10, 12:34 PM

Fucking Keanu. "I know kung fu."

And even though Bill Pullman's speech is so cheesy, it still makes me cry a little when I watch Independence Day, hahaha.

My favorite was, "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy."

Said by the gayest of the gays, John Barrowman.

I googled it and it's from Showdown in Little Tokyo apparently.

That was incredibly awkward and hilarious.

sjb2k1

01/21/10, 12:44 PM

http://www.sandstorming.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/koolaid.gif
there's also a youtube video somewhere of a guy yelling that constantly over a cartoon episode of xmen but i'm too lazy to find it.

And Hours Pass

01/21/10, 12:45 PM

What?! you dont like Point Break, i do think its funny that Point Break was BEFORE Bogus Journey.

"Vaya con Dios, Brah."

You've really made me want to get up and leave work, stop by blockbuster and pick up a copy of pointbreak, put on board shorts, invite friends, and have a point break party.

How sick would that be?

brothaman

01/21/10, 12:49 PM

duke nukem lol

nope, they live. educate your self son. rodney piper said it. this movis also has the longest fight scene ever filmed in it. or at least it did.

kwsqd

01/21/10, 12:55 PM

im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, the only problem is im all out of bubble gum. anyone know where this is from?
You quoted Duke Nukem. That is from They Live though.
hahaha my bad.
They Live! with Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Haha its all good. One of my favorite games ever.
the strippers, right?
A combination of that, and being able to quote the game word for word. Haha.

nope, they live. educate your self son. rodney piper said it. this movis also has the longest fight scene ever filmed in it. or at least it did.
:hitself:

Pay fucking attention before telling someone to "educate your self son." Doing so will help you avoid looking like an asshole.

And "yourself" is one word, just so you know.

dungeonwitch

01/21/10, 12:55 PM

You've really made me want to get up and leave work, stop by blockbuster and pick up a copy of pointbreak, put on board shorts, invite friends, and have a point break party.

How sick would that be?
Straight up awesome, "People COUNTED on you and they DIED! you gotta go DOWN!" caps representing keanu's emphasis.

And Hours Pass

01/21/10, 01:00 PM

Straight up awesome, "People COUNTED on you and they DIED! you gotta go DOWN!" caps representing keanu's emphasis.
I would say that Point Break is one of my biggest guilty pleasures... but I don't feel guilty about it. Not one bit.

dungeonwitch

01/21/10, 01:03 PM

I would say that Point Break is one of my biggest guilty pleasures... but I don't feel guilty about it. Not one bit.
My gf hates when its one, because i'll end up watching most of it.

Shatter_Glass

01/21/10, 01:08 PM

"what killed the dinosaurs....the ICE AGE!!"

Shatter_Glass

01/21/10, 01:09 PM

there's also a youtube video somewhere of a guy yelling that constantly over a cartoon episode of xmen but i'm too lazy to find it.

you're joking right....

herestoyoufla

01/21/10, 01:19 PM

duke nukem lol
hahahhahhahhaha

sjb2k1

01/21/10, 01:22 PM

you're joking right....
no?

MADSTA

01/21/10, 01:50 PM

OH MY GOD THAT STARS WARS SAND LINE WAS THE ONE THING I REMEMBERED FROM IT AND NO ONE BELIEVED ME THAT HE ACTUALLY SAID IT.

That being said, I didn't really agree with the Titanic, Blood Diamond, and Lord of the Rings lines. Most of these were hilarious.

honkyg88

01/21/10, 01:51 PM

This was great

And Hours Pass

01/21/10, 01:51 PM

My gf hates when its one, because i'll end up watching most of it.
There were a couple of movies that I would do that with that drove my ex-gf crazy. Point Break was definitely one of them. Groundhog's Day, Home Alone, and Road Trip were a few others that I usually end up watching most if not all the way through.

dungeonwitch

01/21/10, 01:53 PM

There were a couple of movies that I would do that with that drove my ex-gf crazy. Point Break was definitely one of them. Groundhog's Day, Home Alone, and Road Trip were a few others that I usually end up watching most if not all the way through.
Armageddon is another one of mine, oh and The Mummy/Mummy Returns.

tmitch1109

01/21/10, 01:56 PM

haha a few of those don't belong there, but it is an awesome compilation.

Completely agreed.

And Hours Pass

01/21/10, 01:57 PM

Armageddon is another one of mine, oh and The Mummy/Mummy Returns.
Haven't seen any of those. Worth a watch?

eraserhead

01/21/10, 01:58 PM

"WHAT IS THAT!? NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES ARRGHHHHH! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!! THEY'RE IN MY EYEEEESSSSS!!"

fucking lol

dungeonwitch

01/21/10, 02:00 PM

Haven't seen any of those. Worth a watch?
Wait, What? you havent seen any of those three movies? They are typical action flicks, mostly action, no substance to them.

Shatter_Glass

01/21/10, 02:18 PM

no?

haha the clip that your are referring to is WHY the Juggernaut said "I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!!!" in X3. The film referenced the youtube clip. Happy 21st century.

WakingTheMisery

01/21/10, 02:19 PM

I just watched They Live again. Such a classic. Anyone interested can watch it on youtube. Haha.

taylerx0

01/21/10, 02:20 PM

"It's a pressure valve. It won't open unless there's tremendous pressure."

taylerx0

01/21/10, 02:22 PM

"WHAT IS THAT!? NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES ARRGHHHHH! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!! THEY'RE IN MY EYEEEESSSSS!!"

fucking lol

lololol yes. That movie had some of the best cheesy quotes of all time. "HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOW'DITGETBURNEDHOW'DITGETBURNED?!"

dungeonwitch

01/21/10, 02:23 PM

lololol yes. That movie had some of the best cheesy quotes of all time. "HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOW'DITGETBURNEDHOW'DITGETBURNED?!"
What movie are you guys talking about?

taylerx0

01/21/10, 02:32 PM

What movie are you guys talking about?

The Wicker Man (remake). I don't recommend it.

And Hours Pass

01/21/10, 02:36 PM

Wait, What? you havent seen any of those three movies? They are typical action flicks, mostly action, no substance to them.

Hmm... I'll investigate. I just never got around to seeing them. I had originally heard the Mummy was scary, so I avoided it as I'm not a big fan of scary movies. Armageddon just never made it into my "must see" list. But if you're a Point Break fan and you like them, I'll make them a priority to view.

The Wicker Man (remake). I don't recommend it.

Ugh, neither do I. What a poor excuse for a remake.

WakingTheMisery

01/21/10, 02:36 PM

What movie are you guys talking about?

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x1onexwo1fx

01/21/10, 02:37 PM

forrest gump, jerry maguire, braveheart, lord of the rings, blood diamond, and maybe a couple of others, do not belong in there. otherwise, pretty awesome.

dungeonwitch

01/21/10, 02:41 PM

I've seen the remake, i dont remember the Bees scene.

Scrandon

01/21/10, 02:50 PM

Independence Day is not cheesy that shit was deep

x1onexwo1fx

01/21/10, 02:53 PM

"I see you."

it's not cheesy in paris je t'aime.

WakingTheMisery

01/21/10, 03:00 PM

forrest gump, jerry maguire, braveheart, lord of the rings, blood diamond, and maybe a couple of others, do not belong in there. otherwise, pretty awesome.

Those are some of the corniest lines.

x1onexwo1fx

01/21/10, 03:07 PM

Those are some of the corniest lines.

i can see how some of them made it into the video, to be honest, but some of them really upset me. i guess it's just my personal attachment to the lines and/or the movies they come from. for example, cameron crowe is my favorite screenwriter, so i really don't think any of his work belongs here.

Chrisj182

01/21/10, 03:46 PM

Star Wars never seemed that cheesy before, but Top Gun has to be the worst on there.

Dcttgo2

01/21/10, 03:47 PM

nope, they live. educate your self son. rodney piper said it. this movis also has the longest fight scene ever filmed in it. or at least it did.

It's Roddy Piper, son.

WakingTheMisery

01/21/10, 03:48 PM

It's Roddy Piper, son.

I figured that wasn't worth correcting.

meroki22

01/21/10, 04:30 PM

The sand line reminds me why Hayden Christensen is bar none the worst actor of all time.

He's not that bad of an actor, that script is just atrocious. I'm not saying he's great but he definitely gets more shit then he deserves. He was pretty awesome in Shattered Glass.

narcoleptic953

01/21/10, 05:09 PM

He's not that bad of an actor, that script is just atrocious. I'm not saying he's great but he definitely gets more shit then he deserves. He was pretty awesome in Shattered Glass.

Haven't seen that movie, but I can't honestly see how he could ever be good. He turned Darth Vader into a complete pussy in the space of two movies. That shouldn't be possible.

PaulsRightNut

01/21/10, 05:28 PM

Every line Alec Baldwin had in Pearl Harbor. Example... "There's nothing stronger than the heart of a volunteer"

GeeBee

01/21/10, 05:39 PM

I loved this gem from Count of Monte Cristo (the one with Mel Gibson's Jeezus guy)

"God is everywhere....even....in a kiss..." (followed by a soft kiss)

I simultaneously gag and ejaculate during that part every time.

narcoleptic953

01/21/10, 05:41 PM

The line from X-Men is truly atrocious.

SkyHeldUpByStar

01/21/10, 06:00 PM

They forgot "Garbage day!"

Roboman

01/21/10, 07:16 PM

I'm pretty sure the creator of that video doesn't really know what "cheesy" means. There were lots of good quotes in there, but c'mon.

Car Crash Dream

01/21/10, 07:40 PM

Man, some of these are classics.

ilovetocuddle

01/21/10, 09:15 PM

They forgot "Garbage day!"

i7gIpuIVE3k seriously.

SkyHeldUpByStar

01/21/10, 09:19 PM

i7gIpuIVE3k seriously.
Hahahahaha, YES. Thank you.

SlappedActor

01/21/10, 09:22 PM

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

And holy lol @ Hayden Christensen's little speech about sand.

dissident

01/21/10, 09:34 PM

i didn't watch that video but i can only hope that "i'm an f.b.i.... AGENT " is included.

SkyHeldUpByStar

01/21/10, 09:38 PM

i didn't watch that video but i can only hope that "i'm an f.b.i.... AGENT " is included.
It is indeed sir.

yoyostring

01/21/10, 10:37 PM

cshadows2887

01/21/10, 10:48 PM

I completely resent the They Live! quote being included here.

Dude I started swearing at the video when that came on.

I'd say at least 1/3 of these are actually good quotes. Fuck whoever made the list.

SlappedActor

01/21/10, 11:22 PM

Watch the whole thing, it's worth it.

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aoftbsten

01/21/10, 11:47 PM

There was only a few I disagreed with on there, but I laughed so hard at that. Those The Wickerman ones were the best.

And the matrix ones were great too, but they did miss one. Does anyone remember this little diddy from the shit storm that was the third matrix movie?

"Neo six hours ago I loved you. Do you know what's changed since then?"
"What?"
"Nothing"

IntoTheSun

01/21/10, 11:49 PM

As You Wishhhh!!!!

cshadows2887

01/22/10, 12:04 AM

As You Wishhhh!!!!

If you're trying to tell me that line is cheesy/lame I'm defriending you.

yellowhouse

01/22/10, 12:09 AM

Deadbolt23

01/22/10, 12:26 AM

How D'it Get Burnt How D'it Get Burnt How D'it Get Burnt How D'it Get Burnt

cshadows2887

01/22/10, 12:36 AM

I've never seen the remake of The Wicker Man But considering my moderate love for the original and the pisspoor scenes I wached there, I may never bother.

ThePartialGlow

01/22/10, 07:30 AM

Haven't watched it yet, but I hope this line is in there:

"I love the Power Glove, it's so bad."

Charles777

01/22/10, 08:03 AM

The Wicker Man (remake). I don't recommend it.
That movie is so bad it's hilarious.

*CRACK* "MY LEEEEEEEEGSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

narcoleptic953

01/22/10, 08:19 AM

Does Nic Cage ever stop yelling in The Wicker Man?

Throwback

01/22/10, 09:43 AM

The sand line reminds me why Hayden Christensen is bar none the worst actor of all time.

See Shattered Glass.

Throwback

01/22/10, 09:50 AM

And after reading through this thread I realized someone already said that.

sjb2k1

01/22/10, 10:16 AM

haha the clip that your are referring to is WHY the Juggernaut said "I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!!!" in X3. The film referenced the youtube clip. Happy 21st century.
good to know. i never saw the third x-men movie. now, back to my horse and buggy, my rotary phone and my tv with 13 channels that i turn with a knob ;-)

duhpunk

01/22/10, 10:26 AM

so much Star Wars lol. fuck episodes 1-3

Of Purest Fire

01/22/10, 10:41 AM

Let's kick some ice!

Shatter_Glass

01/22/10, 12:25 PM

good to know. i never saw the third x-men movie. now, back to my horse and buggy, my rotary phone and my tv with 13 channels that i turn with a knob ;-)

haha! you didn't miss much, i'll say that...I heard that Wolverine movie was horrid. I've yet to tackle that piece of entertainment. The thought that Hollywood could mess up such a great origin story ol' Wolvies' make me sick .

Chris Fallon

01/23/10, 02:13 AM

Finally saw this, and while I definitely love some lines (Cast Away, Air Force One, Independence Day), cheesy doesn't necessarily have to be negative for all of these.

Just the ones with Keanu Reeves, Hayden Christiansen, Nic Cage and Mark Wahlberg.