Got to make a speech

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So I got to make a speech about something I'm good at. Can't really think of anything so I think I'm going to make it on hunting ninja, any other suggestions?

[terror_91]

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[Reaver]

I have no idea and don't really feel like thinking about it, so I'll just go ahead and say "idk".

[argg_xo]

Bargain hunting at dollar stores and how you're good at it.

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Bargain hunting at dollar stores and how you're good at it.
I can only do that when drunk and he said nothing illegal.

[argg_xo]

I can only do that when drunk and he said nothing illegal.
Pretend you weren't drunk when it happened :shrug:

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Pretend you weren't drunk when it happened :shrug:
So how can I write a speech on me just going to a dollar store? I think how to fight a red ninja will be much more interesting.

[argg_xo]

So how can I write a speech on me just going to a dollar store? I think how to fight a red ninja will be much more interesting.
Don't say I didn't try and help.

[Tetra]

I would do a speech on social media internetting. I'm fucking amazing at that.

[atticus18244fss]

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[JordanBuell]

dude makes too many pointless threads

[Tetra]

It happens.

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dude makes too many pointless threads
Your from the murder capital of the state, you shouldn't be saying anything.

[JordanBuell]

Your from the murder capital of the state, you shouldn't be saying anything.

im pretty sure we are number one for pollution now too. but its okay because we have the garbage plate. best food in america.

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im pretty sure we are number one for pollution now too. but its okay because we have the garbage plate. best food in america.
You mean most likely to kill you.

[Dystroxia]

So I got to make a speech about something I'm good at. Can't really think of anything so I think I'm going to make it on hunting ninja, any other suggestions?

Well when I took speech last year as a sophomore (in HS) I did an informative speech on exotic fruit and a persuasive speech about dental hygeine.

What kind of speech do you have to do?

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Well when I took speech last year as a sophomore (in HS) I did an informative speech on exotic fruit and a persuasive speech about dental hygeine.

What kind of speech do you have to do?
Just basically saying something I'm good at but I want to take a random approach like how to tame a dragon.

[JordanBuell]

You mean most likely to kill you.

anything is possible

[muttley]

So I got to make a speech about something I'm good at. Can't really think of anything so I think I'm going to make it on hunting ninja, any other suggestions?

Do it on the difference between past and present tense.

[DanTGD]

I think you should do the hunting ninja thing, but you MUST dress and talk like Steve Irwin the entire time.

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I think you should do the hunting ninja thing, but you MUST dress and talk like Steve Irwin the entire time.
But he hunts crocks not ninja and still too soon.

[DanTGD]

But he hunts crocks not ninja and still too soon.

too soon? hasn't it been like three years?

And i know he hunts crocs, that's why he'd be a parody not a rip off.

[limepomegranate]

How there are so many choices of dessert snacks/cookies at grocery stores and how you not just have excellent taste in choice of said snacks/cookies but how you are great at finding discounts and using coupons.

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too soon? hasn't it been like three years?

And i know he hunts crocs, that's why he'd be a parody not a rip off.
I follow the ten year rule.

[DanTGD]

I follow the ten year rule.

there's a ten year rule?
really?

in the UK it's like a ten day rule... and even then most of the time that's broken.

[zion the lion]

Making sweet love to me! Or at least make a speech about how awesome I am. I'd like that.




please?

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there's a ten year rule?
really?

in the UK it's like a ten day rule... and even then most of the time that's broken.
People still don't make jokes about 9/11 and there are millions of them we need to wait til 2011.

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Making sweet love to me! Or at least make a speech about how awesome I am. I'd like that.




please?
So there is this alaska who I talk to online she has some cool storys and stuff. I sure hope she is hot...

Good start

[HangsLikeHeaven]

How are we supposed to know what you're good at?

[zion the lion]

So there is this alaska who I talk to online she has some cool storys and stuff. I sure hope she is hot...

Good start

you know there's a baby picture thread, I posted my baby pictures in there, and I look exactly the same then as I do now...I cant lie, I was a cute baby.

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you know there's a baby picture thread, I posted my baby pictures in there, and I look exactly the same then as I do now...I cant lie, I was a cute baby.
Pm me a picture.

[bladerdude360]

Well it's obviously not going to be about grammar.

[zion the lion]

Pm me a picture.

no mr. lazy, you can go find the thread then find my amazing beauty in the 90s.

edit: no i lied, those arent totally cute pictures of me...

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no mr. lazy, you can go find the thread then find my amazing beauty in the 90s.

edit: no i lied, those arent totally cute pictures of me...
I'm not going to search a 300 page thread for pictures of you, that is just madness.

[zion the lion]

I'm not going to search a 300 page thread for pictures of you, that is just madness.

Ok good, I had abnormally huge eyes in that last picture.

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Ok good, I had abnormally huge eyes in that last picture.
Huge eyes are so attractive, I'm pretty sure that is the reason why I love my girlfriend.

[zion the lion]

Huge eyes are so attractive, I'm pretty sure that is the reason why I love my girlfriend.

Mine were gigantic like in that Black Hole Sun video, I never even noticed until my boyfriend pointed them out.

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Mine were gigantic like in that Black Hole Sun video, I never even noticed until my boyfriend pointed them out.
What color?

[zion the lion]

What color?

My eyes or my boyfriend?

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My eyes or my boyfriend?
Your house.

[zion the lion]

Your house.

light brown

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light brown
Now your eyes?

[zion the lion]

Now your eyes?

In the baby picture they were black

now they're chocolate brown (someone actually told me they were chocolate brown)

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In the baby picture they were black

now they're chocolate brown (someone actually told me they were chocolate brown)
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs201.snc1/6822_208402849376_742274376_4084966 _3226881_n.jpg
Anything like this?

[zion the lion]

http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs201.snc1/6822_208402849376_742274376_4084966 _3226881_n.jpg
Anything like this?

No mine are kind of clearer and darker.

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No mine are kind of clearer and darker.
So they aren't as good as her's because those are perfect.

[zion the lion]

So they aren't as good as her's because those are perfect.

You and your sappy love crap. plus I dont wear makeup. I used to wear liquid eyeliner but I dont anymore.

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You and your sappy love crap. plus I dont wear makeup. I used to wear liquid eyeliner but I dont anymore.
Nothing sappy about thinking the person you are dating is really hot. So what is she wears stuff to accent her eyes, if you got a good thing show it off that is why I rarely wear pants.

[zion the lion]

Nothing sappy about thinking the person you are dating is really hot. So what is she wears stuff to accent her eyes, if you got a good thing show it off that is why I rarely wear pants.

totally sappy. me too! You have awesome leg hair too?!

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totally sappy. me too! You have awesome leg hair too?!
I love my leg hair it keeps my warm in the winter, and it is pretty sexy.

[xmicxcorex]

So I got to make a speech about something I'm good at. Can't really think of anything so I think I'm going to make it on hunting ninja, any other suggestions?



Grammar should NOT be your topic.

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Grammar should NOT be your topic.
I'm asking for suggestions not what to not do it on. not

[aircourtneys]

Give a speech about how good you are at sitting on a chair in front of a computer/laptop

[zion the lion]

I love my leg hair it keeps my warm in the winter, and it is pretty sexy.

plus after a while of not shaving it, it gets soft!

[Chancetobe]

Your good at video games, and making friends, mushie loves you. Ohh, and avoiding conflict. I think you should write about that.

[Scrandon]

Thread name sounds like you wanna make a speech...

[therukus]

I can only do that when drunk and he said nothing illegal.

Just lie about your age.

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plus after a while of not shaving it, it gets soft!
Well they aren't that smooth, anyway to make them smoother.

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Just lie about your age.
It is a freshmen class so everyone is under age.