Worst Song To Get a Lap Dance Too

[413punkguy]

Napalm Death-You Suffer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8

[Brand-new-123]

but why?

[drawndead]

puff daddy - missing you

[413punkguy]

puff daddy - missing you

the one diddy song its not appropriate haha

[troubledbyinsects]

but why?
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THEREEEEEE

[Illadelphia]

I wish I could write a song like that...

[Cøltøn]

Napalm Death-You Suffer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8
lmao no way! Came in here to post this.

[xapplexpiex]

I'm in Love With A Stripper by T-Pain. That would be the definition of "awkward."

[413punkguy]

I'm in Love With A Stripper by T-Pain. That would be the definition of "awkward."

no way thats probably been used in lap dances so many times i can see your point though

[wroteurname]

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[TopperHarley]

I actually got a lap dance a few years ago while R. Kelly's Ignition Remix was playing, and all I could think about was "and give me that poo poo, and give me that pee pee." No boner for me.

[413punkguy]

I actually got a lap dance a few years ago while R. Kelly's Ignition Remix was playing, and all I could think about was "and give me that poo poo, and give me that pee pee." No boner for me.

Haha piss on you i cant hear r kelly without thinking about that

[anthonydarko]

Any Paramore song.

[413punkguy]

Any Paramore song.

if it was Hayley the no lol

[NateFoundGlory]

I second the question of why.

[Illadelphia]

Kim by Eminem. I would be emotionally scarred if I got a lap dance to that song.

[more heart]

Didn't know there were good and bad songs to get lap dances to?

[Star Slight]

"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying" by the Bloodhound Gang

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[Star Slight]

Or maybe "Christmas Shoes"

[undonesweater93]

fields of gold

[Plethoramusic]

The Lonely Island- Jizz In My Pants :-p

[413punkguy]

"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying" by the Bloodhound Gang

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knew that was coming lol

[apresnuledeluge]

O Holy Night

[cshadows2887]

knew that was coming lol

That's what she said.

[QuikTrig]

candle in the wind

[413punkguy]

That's what she said.

no that would be saw that one cuming haha

[Jaimehere]

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I mean it

[Thomas Nassiff]

dumb thread. that being said, who cares what music is playing?

AYYOOOOOO

[Overpass]

Whatever your school song was, it'd just be really creepy and wrong. Urgh.

[Deadbolt23]

Damien Rice - Eskimo

[MILFCORE]

The Lonely Island- Jizz In My Pants :-p

Surprised this wasn't mentioned sooner.


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[Hannah95]

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Ha, was going to post the same thing.

Also, any song from Take This To Your Grave.

[CalRahhh]

Clicked the link thinking it was going to be a video of someone getting a lap dance to You Suffer :/

[charliebucket]

6VqRlO3wa1A

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I mean it

Actually laughed out loud.

[oliviaemmer]

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I mean it

hahahahahaha. this.

[Viva Sonata]

bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

[saveferris]

Any song that's really short. Don't they dance until the song is over?

[troubledbyinsects]

Glassjaw - Lovebites and Razorlines

SUCK ON THE END OF THIS DICK THAT CUMS LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[drawndead]

the one diddy song its not appropriate haha

diddy is like 456/457 lol just the oneee haha

[Wake Up]

Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

[guitarman2189]

Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

this

[shes.a.ghost]

The Hokie Pokie

[SophGod]

Stupidest thread I've seen in a while. There is a countless number of bad songs for a lapdance. I fail to see the point.

[Neo Cassady]

"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying" by the Bloodhound Gang

/Thread

The Lonely Island- Jizz In My Pants :-p

Glassjaw - Lovebites and Razorlines

SUCK ON THE END OF THIS DICK THAT CUMS LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

I came into this thread with these three songs in mind. Beat on all accounts.

[imtherealdave]

Stupidest thread I've seen in a while. There is a countless number of bad songs for a lapdance. I fail to see the point.

Did you click the original link? It was for a song that was 1.6 seconds long. That's why it was the worst.

[413punkguy]

bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

shit who is that by a friend of mine used to plat that song all the time

[413punkguy]

Any song that's really short. Don't they dance until the song is over?

usally yes thats y i started it with you suffer by napalm death its 2 seconds long lol

[OneSongRomance]

Meant To Live - Switchfoot

[AbolitionOfMan]

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[Viva Sonata]

shit who is that by a friend of mine used to plat that song all the time

Dre. You better recognize.

[Brand-new-123]

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Love this song.

[Theseventhson]

I'm in Love With A Stripper by T-Pain. That would be the definition of "awkward."
This is what I was going to say.

[JimGray]

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[MADSTA]

Kim by Eminem. I would be emotionally scarred if I got a lap dance to that song.
O Holy Night
The Hokie Pokie
Ahahahahahahahahaha, excellent.

[saveferris]

usally yes thats y i started it with you suffer by napalm death its 2 seconds long lol
Oh, I didn't click on the link. I would pick something in the 6-7 minute range

[wall e]

Kidz Bop.

[413punkguy]

Oh, I didn't click on the link. I would pick something in the 6-7 minute range

Dragonforce lol

[saveferris]

Dragonforce lol
I can't imagine. I don't really like strip clubs that much anyway. It's too insincere for me. They're ok every once in a while I guess.

[AbolitionOfMan]

Oh, I didn't click on the link. I would pick something in the 6-7 minute range
why stop there, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.

[413punkguy]

why stop there, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.

Freebird!

[AbolitionOfMan]

Freebird!
umm Freebird is about 8 minutes shorter.

[413punkguy]

I can't imagine. I don't really like strip clubs that much anyway. It's too insincere for me. They're ok every once in a while I guess.

haha yeah i can see your point but it was just something i was thinkin about so i started this thread . it dont matter if youve ever been its just a good question lol

[saveferris]

haha yeah i can see your point but it was just something i was thinkin about so i started this thread . it dont matter if youve ever been its just a good question lol
It is a good question. I've never thought about it.

[cshadows2887]

why stop there, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.

Even a lapdance couldn't get me through that entire song without falling asleep. I don't even think I'm kidding.

[413punkguy]

Even a lapdance couldn't get me through that entire song without falling asleep. I don't even think I'm kidding.

how long is that song anyway?

[cshadows2887]

how long is that song anyway?

I know it's an entire album side. Those were usually 25-30 minutes.

[413punkguy]

I know it's an entire album side. Those were usually 25-30 minutes.

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