i suck with (attractive) girls

[AlkalineAvA]

alright, so i need some major help...i figured why not good ol' ap! so theres this chick ive had my eye for a loooooong ass time. first time i saw her i was just like "Whoa....", but its only me thats like extremely attracted to her and not really my friends or anyone. youll know what i mean if youve been in a similar situation. but yea, so beginning of the year she apparently thought i was creepy (probably because i showed her my abs.....the ones i make with a sharpie hahaha) and i seldom talked to her. but she texted me the other day, didnt really have much to say but how her friend her me and my buddy talking about her, which we weren't. so we talked about that and after that she didnt have much to say...but then i was talking about degrassi. and she wanted to have a degrassi partay at my house with some peeps. i talked to her a little at the school dance but im kind of a scardy pants to text her...like i literally dont know what id talk to her about...any advice? i dont ever seem to have this problem ever but with girls i find suppppaah attractive.

[<*)))><]

Ask her about dickthrumping.

[AlkalineAvA]

hmmm, good idea!

[Jennurna Gray]

I don't usually feel this way, but tl;dr. I'm not in the reading mood, sorry.

Judging from the title anyway, you should just go for it. Whatever it happens to be.

[katiep1088]

Just go for it...if she wants to have the party, then why not?

[zachff]

I don't usually feel this way, but tl;dr. I'm not in the reading mood, sorry.

Judging from the title anyway, you should just go for it. Whatever it happens to be.

He was actually going to drive to your house and film you getting undressed, so good for you for encouraging him!

[cuzimlefthanded]

Lawl at you drawing abs on yourself

[anamericangod]

You are a child.

[Alex DiVincenzo]

In before anal

[Lirr168]

Assuming you are actually 16, I'll give the same advice I gave to one of my students today: when you look back at around my age, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than anything. Have the party, get to know her, find something to talk about. Whatever you do, don't sit back and just hope that something will happen - make it or break it yourself.

[TinMan20]

sounds like shes using you for a degrassi party at your house...............BUT.


all the pretty girls get mad compliments from guys. try being a sarcastic dick to her. she wont know what to do. gotta be playful, rude and witty at the same time, but know when to open the door for her etc. but if youre that scared to talk to her, she will sense that, and think youre a pussy, and thats most likley a major turn off.
sorry girls, you know its true. you cant stay away from the dicks. both literallly and figuritivly.

remember that girls are just human beings. they arent all powerful. think of her on an equal level as you, and you should be fine. shes just as clueless as you are. when i was 16 i didnt understand that, so good luck.

[Shatter_Glass]

Instead of having a Degrassi party, have a throw back to the 70's date-swapping-party. you'll be the dopest kid in school.

http://www.canadianalodging.com/uploads/70s-group.jpg

[Shatter_Glass]

sounds like shes using you for a degrassi party at your house...............BUT.


all the pretty girls get mad compliments from guys. try being a sarcastic dick to her. she wont know what to do. gotta be playful, rude and witty at the same time, but know when to open the door for her etc. but if youre that scared to talk to her, she will sense that, and think youre a pussy, and thats most likley a major turn off.
sorry girls, you know its true. you cant stay away from the dicks. both literallly and figuritivly.

remember that girls are just human beings. they arent all powerful. think of her on an equal level as you, and you should be fine. shes just as clueless as you are. when i was 16 i didnt understand that, so good luck.


this man speaks the truth. most importantly, never put the pussy on a pedestal. and be the nicest dick ever. sounds crazy right? crazy enough to work son.

[AlkalineAshes]

haha ya you pretty much need to just not give a shiit

[Echo Park]

I don't usually feel this way, but tl;dr. I'm not in the reading mood, sorry.

Judging from the title anyway, you should just go for it. Whatever it happens to be.

Hi there. I think you're quite attractive. Will you be my girlfriend? Maybe we can hold hands, and soon, hopefully really soon i'll be able to see you naked.
thanks,
Echo

[TinMan20]

this man speaks the truth. most importantly, never put the pussy on a pedestal. and be the nicest dick ever. sounds crazy right? crazy enough to work son.


word bird. woooooord.

nicest dick ever. BEST way to put it. its like learning how to use the force. wont wake up with it over night. takes years of practice to become a jedi.

[ace1112]

it's cool i suck to bro except i never get txted by anyone i like unless its to remind me that they hate me /life

[Shatter_Glass]

word bird. woooooord.

nicest dick ever. BEST way to put it. its like learning how to use the force. wont wake up with it over night. takes years of practice to become a jedi.

agreed, and this young one can learn from our hindsight, which is obviously 20-20. haaaa

[ZachMadeMeOdd]

Try a seagulling move on her. I hear it works swell.

[Carolina.Alex]

Assuming you are actually 16, I'll give the same advice I gave to one of my students today: when you look back at around my age, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than anything. Have the party, get to know her, find something to talk about. Whatever you do, don't sit back and just hope that something will happen - make it or break it yourself.


.... Mr. Feeney??

[Macbeth.]

I don't usually feel this way, but tl;dr. I'm not in the reading mood, sorry.

Judging from the title anyway, you should just go for it. Whatever it happens to be.

Wow, you're a jerk...he was thinking about killing himself...

:D

[onelastdisaster]

Assuming you are actually 16, I'll give the same advice I gave to one of my students today: when you look back at around my age, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than anything. Have the party, get to know her, find something to talk about. Whatever you do, don't sit back and just hope that something will happen - make it or break it yourself.

this is great advice.


all the pretty girls get mad compliments from guys. try being a sarcastic dick to her. she wont know what to do. gotta be playful, rude and witty at the same time, but know when to open the door for her etc. but if youre that scared to talk to her, she will sense that, and think youre a pussy, and thats most likley a major turn off.
sorry girls, you know its true. you cant stay away from the dicks. both literallly and figuritivly.


as strange as it seems while reading this, this is true.
don't be too big of a dick though. try to even out the dick-ness with super sweetness directly after. haha

[jeremypeele]

Go after uglier girls with the low self esteem and daddy issues.

[wroteurname]

Go after uglier girls with the low self esteem and daddy issues.

Ah, I see you've read my book.

[jeremypeele]

Ah, I see you've read my book.
I have read many (11) books.

[MyNameIsRoss]

just blow your gd brains out

[wroteurname]

I have read many (11) books.

I'm impressed.

[live.]

Go out and rent Shallow Hal.

[po0ty]

sounds like shes using you for a degrassi party at your house...............BUT.


all the pretty girls get mad compliments from guys. try being a sarcastic dick to her. she wont know what to do. gotta be playful, rude and witty at the same time, but know when to open the door for her etc. but if youre that scared to talk to her, she will sense that, and think youre a pussy, and thats most likley a major turn off.
sorry girls, you know its true. you cant stay away from the dicks. both literallly and figuritivly.

remember that girls are just human beings. they arent all powerful. think of her on an equal level as you, and you should be fine. shes just as clueless as you are. when i was 16 i didnt understand that, so good luck.

word. girls like to be teased. as long as it's not like, really creepy or something.

[Ava1anche]

He was actually going to drive to your house and film you getting undressed, so good for you for encouraging him!

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Lawl at you drawing abs on yourself

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Assuming you are actually 16, I'll give the same advice I gave to one of my students today: when you look back at around my age, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than anything. Have the party, get to know her, find something to talk about. Whatever you do, don't sit back and just hope that something will happen - make it or break it yourself.

And this

[bluecrunchy]

Ask her about dickthrumping.

I have no idea what this is, but I like the sound of it.

[SmokieB.High]

Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[radxbandit]

it's cool i suck to bro except i never get txted by anyone i like unless its to remind me that they hate me /life

you want to lighten up a bit man?

[overdrive91]

what is a degrassi party...

[oldwirehands]

Bang a bunch of fat chicks to build up enough confidence for the hot ones.

[Jennurna Gray]

Wow, you're a jerk...he was thinking about killing himself...

:D
lol

[<*)))><]

I have no idea what this is, but I like the sound of it.
We got a thread on it.

[ace1112]

what is a degrassi party...

its a party where a bunch of pre teen MTV watching fucks pretend to be in one of MTVs shows

[songydarko]

lol at a degrassi party.

[denissuxx]

Seriously dude... you're 16. Forget about bitches for now.

[emoskittlezz]

well i think you should talk to her but really u need too be yourself gurls really hate that fake shit and try not to put
your

[emoskittlezz]

foot in your mouth :wave: :skull: :freakout:

[overdrive91]

its a party where a bunch of pre teen MTV watching fucks pretend to be in one of MTVs shows

This chick wants one of those? cant you just straight up say lets go get fucked up instead of, "degrassi party"?

[AlkalineAvA]

Assuming you are actually 16, I'll give the same advice I gave to one of my students today: when you look back at around my age, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than anything. Have the party, get to know her, find something to talk about. Whatever you do, don't sit back and just hope that something will happen - make it or break it yourself.


sounds like shes using you for a degrassi party at your house...............BUT.


all the pretty girls get mad compliments from guys. try being a sarcastic dick to her. she wont know what to do. gotta be playful, rude and witty at the same time, but know when to open the door for her etc. but if youre that scared to talk to her, she will sense that, and think youre a pussy, and thats most likley a major turn off.
sorry girls, you know its true. you cant stay away from the dicks. both literallly and figuritivly.

remember that girls are just human beings. they arent all powerful. think of her on an equal level as you, and you should be fine. shes just as clueless as you are. when i was 16 i didnt understand that, so good luck.

thank you thank you thank you! ive been talking to her at school and its been going quite well :). im pretty sure im still hanging with her this weekend so that shall be SAWEET, though it prolly wont be a degrassi marathon thing haha, prolly This Providence concert or mall. but thnaks for all the help and laughs everyone.