Would you rather?

[sleepyseanzzz]

Looks like philip banks would kill carl winslow in a fight to the death, and yes i meant in a hand to hand combat. if carl winslow uses a gun in a straight up fight to the death then he is not a man at all.

here is the poll if you would like to vote http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1512541 (http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1512541)


now on to business,

assuming both are solid spheres.

im afraid any women voting in this particular poll might skew the results a little bit.

[blue_bedlight]

I'm pretty sure I've shit a softball before. A jar of Queso can do that to you.

[Jake Denning]

softball.

[inthemidst]

Softball, definitely.

[muttley]

Softball.

[seraph1214]

If passing kidney stones hurts like a bitch, a marble will tear your dickhole to shreds. Softball.

[cory-182]

My ass is a one way road. As long as it follows traffic, I wouldn't mind the traffic jam.

[Theseventhson]

Softball.

[<*)))><]

Dumb question is dumb.

[Hay]

Screwing up your poll, marble

[jwicklun]

There are times when it felt like I was actually shitting a softball. Once it's out, it feels great.

[xapplexpiex]

Softball. The marble would hurt the penis. Penis > butthole.

[SLoT]

Softball. Glad to see it's winning by a landslide too.

[WhoSaidThat?]

Jizz a boomerang.

[Ava1anche]

My ass is a one way road. As long as it follows traffic, I wouldn't mind the traffic jam.

I lol'd

I'd rather have pain in my ass than pain in my dick.
/not gay

[Alex DiVincenzo]

Both are shudder-inducing thoughts, but pissing a marble seems like the preferable choice. Do you guys know how big a softball is?

[hitormiss92]

softball, by a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong shot

[Formatfun]

The marble one would hurt so much more.

[ImTheSheriff]

i have actually shit a softball before, and i literally mean a softball, not a turd the size of a softball.

[MSIndulgence]

Sneeze a golfball

[Say Nothing]

Crap a softball...although it sucks ass either way

[Say Nothing]

Both are shudder-inducing thoughts, but pissing a marble seems like the preferable choice. Do you guys know how big a softball is?

Do you know how big a marble is coming out of your cock hole? haha

[Alex DiVincenzo]

Do you know how big a marble is coming out of your cock hole? haha
Haha, touche sir.

[Feenucks]

I'm pretty sure I've shit a softball before. A jar of Queso can do that to you.

This!!!

[Deadbolt23]

I cringed.

[drudo182]

Softball.

[SuNDaYSTaR]

If passing kidney stones hurts like a bitch, a marble will tear your dickhole to shreds. Softball.Amen.

[whothehellispat]

i feel like the inevitable surgery would be less invasive on my ass then on my dick...


softball

[Yellowcard2006]

How about the hole that has a sphincter?

SOFTBALL

[SunnyInPhilly]

There are times when it felt like I was actually shitting a softball. Once it's out, it feels great.

After your asshole stops bleeding, sure.

[derekmoyer4]

Both are shudder-inducing thoughts, but pissing a marble seems like the preferable choice. Do you guys know how big a softball is?
that is what i went with. though both are just terrible to imagine.

maybe people fail to realize the difference between a softball and the much smaller baseball.

[Scrandon]

Oh my... a marble has to be ten times the size of a kidney stone. ugghhhhhh

[artyinthebank]

Definitely the softball. I don't need anything coming out of my pee hole but pee and those little swimmy guys.

[roughroads]

I'm pretty sure I've shit a softball before. A jar of Queso can do that to you.

Pretty sure? that's the kind of thing you remember.

There is no win but softball is the lesser of 2 evils for sure.

[all time (joe)]

If passing kidney stones hurts like a bitch, a marble will tear your dickhole to shreds. Softball.

what this guy said.

[tonyC4L]

Jizz a boomerang.

Sneeze a golfball

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

[Echo Park]

i would shit softballs 4 times over before i would piss a marble. im in pain just thinking about pissing a marble. C'mon guys, but cheeks can spread.

[Poochemist]

Ouch what a nasty thought.

[chordsforacure]

I like that the only person to say Marble was a woman lol