View Full Version : You guys hear about the new band from Haiti?
It's called New Blocks on the Kids.
What's up PL?
Just broke up with my haitian girlfriend actually. She was crushed.
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01/26/10, 03:44 PM
Nice you know how to look in the joke thread.
Macbeth.
01/26/10, 03:58 PM
Hahahah
fueledbyvictory
01/26/10, 04:11 PM
Just broke up with my haitian girlfriend actually. She was crushed.
I heard that one today.
The Summer Ends
01/26/10, 04:15 PM
I lol'd at this thread.
I'm going to hell :-(
I lol'd at this thread.
I'm going to hell :-(
Just donate an amount of money equal to the amount of guilt you feel.
The Summer Ends
01/26/10, 04:34 PM
Just donate an amount of money equal to the amount of guilt you feel.
brb texting haiti to 90999
Oh_Snap!:O
01/26/10, 04:47 PM
....O.o
Scrandon
01/26/10, 04:48 PM
duh dump tsshh
TheHays
01/26/10, 04:54 PM
holy LOL
LoginBanned
01/26/10, 05:15 PM
Just broke up with my haitian girlfriend actually. She was crushed.
good work.
Carolina.Alex
01/26/10, 05:17 PM
well then
baseballfreak19
01/26/10, 05:26 PM
Hahahaha nice. I'm stealing these.
oohlala43
01/26/10, 05:26 PM
Ok, I laughed.. but TOO SOON.
... Still funny. In a "I'm a terrible person" kind of way.
(I'm secretly still amused by this)
atticus18244fss
01/26/10, 05:51 PM
uhhhhh. I feel bad. But those were both golden.
MyNameIsRoss
01/26/10, 05:53 PM
haha. nice pre avatar.
haha. nice pre avatar.
Thanks.
You run?
argg_xo
01/26/10, 06:06 PM
Sup?
MyNameIsRoss
01/26/10, 06:12 PM
Thanks.
You run?
yeah, i ran cc and track in high school. now i just run a few miles a day to keep in shape, and some private races from time to time.
windigo11
01/26/10, 06:13 PM
Haiti: 100,000 dead, $73 in damages.
Jennurna Gray
01/26/10, 06:14 PM
ROFL.
I can see this flashing across the screen as the news reporters talk about Haiti.
'In other news, Haiti is coming up with some great music. Who knew so much destruction could root so much inspiration'
yeah, i ran cc and track in high school. now i just run a few miles a day to keep in shape, and some private races from time to time.
Nice. I ran 7 seasons, but got surgery recently, so I'm just trying to get back into it.
argg_xo
01/26/10, 06:20 PM
Hey.
Yo.
MyNameIsRoss
01/26/10, 06:20 PM
Nice. I ran 7 seasons, but got surgery recently, so I'm just trying to get back into it.
yeah man, i recently took a long time off, just out of laziness though haha, it sucks getting back in shape.
Yo.
How you doin'? ;-)
yeah man, i recently took a long time off, just out of laziness though haha, it sucks getting back in shape.
Yeah, haha, my legs are in constant pain nowadays.
argg_xo
01/26/10, 06:25 PM
How you doin'? ;-)
:-d
I have so much new material for my offensive stand-up set now.
tonyC4L
01/26/10, 06:26 PM
Just broke up with my haitian girlfriend actually. She was crushed.
That is fucking terrible/hilarious
:-d
Got any earthquake jokes for me?
argg_xo
01/26/10, 06:29 PM
Got any earthquake jokes for me?
Looks like you got them beyond covered
ReadyForAction
01/26/10, 06:36 PM
fantastic
I lol'd at this thread.
I'm going to hell :-(
sweet user name
American Football rules
JordanBuell
01/26/10, 08:02 PM
Just broke up with my haitian girlfriend actually. She was crushed.
you win.
http://samrainer.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/haiti.jpg
open
Hold F11.
onelastdisaster
01/26/10, 08:35 PM
Just broke up with my haitian girlfriend actually. She was crushed.
Winner.
SofiaHxC
01/26/10, 09:10 PM
Fuck this thread.
This.
zion the lion
01/26/10, 09:14 PM
I would have laughed if either of those were actually funny.
Xianmusicfan
01/26/10, 09:16 PM
Fuck this thread.
While I myself probably wouldn't put it in those terms, I concur.
raven3086
01/26/10, 09:34 PM
i have a few haiti jokes, but i don't think i'm ready to share them yet. they're still a little shaky.
NateFoundGlory
01/26/10, 10:37 PM
i have a few haiti jokes, but i don't think i'm ready to share them yet. they're still a little shaky.
Okay, I actually kinda chuckled at this haha. Bravo.
mattmatumbo
01/26/10, 10:39 PM
My french prof got asked to do "Traduires sans Frontiers", she had to turn it down unfortunately.
Scrawns
01/27/10, 12:18 AM
poor taste imo
Roboman
01/27/10, 12:23 AM
http://samrainer.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/haiti.jpg
open
Hold F11.
Aaaaahaha I see what you did there. I'm honestly surprised there haven't been more people in here decrying these jokes.
danielineffigy
01/27/10, 12:54 AM
Nothing in this thread is funny.
The Onion: Massive Earthquake Reveals Entire Island Civilization Called 'Haiti' (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/massive_earthquake_reveals_entire)
derp luk at me gaiz i maed a funneh
Jaimehere
01/27/10, 02:51 AM
i still don't find any amusement with what's happened in Haiti :-|
brothaman
01/27/10, 05:14 AM
Haiti: 100,000 dead, $73 in damages.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
alliegator16
01/27/10, 06:36 AM
I laughed a little. So I guess I'm just a bad person.
aerofan11
01/27/10, 06:45 AM
I've heard a few jokes. Can't remember any of them though.
I would like to say it's too soon, but it's never too soon.
warstory
01/27/10, 06:49 AM
I'll be handing out tickets to hell in this thread so go ahead and stop by after posting. :p
terror_91
01/27/10, 06:56 AM
i still don't find any amusement with what's happened in Haiti :-|
Then why are you a thread about Haiti jokes?
hoser1689
01/27/10, 07:00 AM
whats the difference between santa and tiger woods..........Santa stops after three ho's
TOTALLY RELEVANT
terror_91
01/27/10, 07:09 AM
The Onion: Massive Earthquake Reveals Entire Island Civilization Called 'Haiti' (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/massive_earthquake_reveals_entire)
That's a really good article. It's pointing out the hypocrisy of all the aid for a nation that was struggling long before the earthquake hit.
I'm always impressed by the wit and intelligence of The Onion.
The Onion: Massive Earthquake Reveals Entire Island Civilization Called 'Haiti' (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/massive_earthquake_reveals_entire)
I personally thought that title was hilarious, though I haven't read the article.
Broclee
01/27/10, 11:48 AM
The jokes are in bad taste, and it is far too soon.
But I totally lol'd.
Jaimehere
01/27/10, 02:19 PM
Then why are you a thread about Haiti jokes?
i am not A THREAD about Haiti Jokes X-)
can't i go inside a thread and show my disfavor towards it?
I answer myself and say "YES YOU CAN"
Deadbolt23
01/27/10, 02:25 PM
michael j fox was in haiti recently. it was the most comfortable he's been in years.
wroteurname
01/27/10, 02:30 PM
This thread is giving me a splitting headache.
terror_91
01/27/10, 02:35 PM
i am not A THREAD about Haiti Jokes X-)
can't i go inside a thread and show my disfavor towards it?
I answer myself and say "YES YOU CAN"
Great work pointing out my typo
I guess but I don't understand the point. Why go into something that you know you will be offended by? Why not just ignore it?
AlexEnglish
01/27/10, 02:36 PM
Michael J Fox took a vacation to haiti. said it was the most comfortable hes been in years
AlexEnglish
01/27/10, 02:37 PM
michael j fox was in haiti recently. it was the most comfortable he's been in years.
ahhh beat me to the punch
Jaimehere
01/27/10, 02:43 PM
Great work pointing out my typo
I guess but I don't understand the point. Why go into something that you know you will be offended by? Why not just ignore it?
I wasn't offended, I was just not amused by the jokes, and I came in wanting to be amused, but I didn't so it's no ones fault 0.0
terror_91
01/27/10, 02:56 PM
I wasn't offended, I was just not amused by the jokes, and I came in wanting to be amused, but I didn't so it's no ones fault 0.0
Bollocks. You originally said that you didn't find any amusement in the situation in Haiti. You didn't say that you didn't find the jokes funny.
You are full of shit.
Jaimehere
01/27/10, 03:09 PM
Bollocks. You originally said that you didn't find any amusement in the situation in Haiti. You didn't say that you didn't find the jokes funny.
You are full of shit.
it just seems you're brain doesn't seem to understand what I'm trying to explain, therefore i won't try anymore, go read a book
terror_91
01/27/10, 03:17 PM
it just seems you're brain doesn't seem to understand what I'm trying to explain, therefore i won't try anymore, go read a book
Seems you are a cunt. Enjoy that.
Formatfun
01/27/10, 04:08 PM
Seems you are a cunt. Enjoy that.
Seems you are sexist. Enjoy that.
terror_91
01/27/10, 04:13 PM
Seems you are sexist. Enjoy that.
Explain that please, I don't understand how the things I said could be construed as sexist.
Formatfun
01/27/10, 04:23 PM
Explain that please, I don't understand how the things I said could be construed as sexist.
Calling someone a cunt implies that it's bad to be one, or having one. You said it derogatorily, and the word is gender-specific, to women.
Calling someone that is sexist, but calling someone an ass isn't, because everyone has one not just women.
terror_91
01/27/10, 04:27 PM
Calling someone a cunt implies that it's bad to be one, or having one. You said it derogatorily, and the word is gender-specific, to women.
Calling someone that is sexist, but calling someone an ass isn't, because everyone has one not just women.
Fuck me that is anal.
Calling someone a cunt implies that it's bad to be one, or having one. You said it derogatorily, and the word is gender-specific, to women.
Calling someone that is sexist, but calling someone an ass isn't, because everyone has one not just women.
Cunt.
Broclee
01/27/10, 06:17 PM
Calling someone a cunt implies that it's bad to be one, or having one. You said it derogatorily, and the word is gender-specific, to women.
Calling someone that is sexist, but calling someone an ass isn't, because everyone has one not just women.
Get the fuck over yo'self.
Why doesn't everyone like my thread? :-(
Jennurna Gray
01/28/10, 04:35 AM
Why doesn't everyone like my thread? :-(
Awhaha, I like your thread, :]
Awhaha, I like your thread, :]
Thanks, Hotstuff.
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