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Dystroxia
01/30/10, 09:21 PM
She's a DA (district attorney for the ones who don't know) and she's going to answer any of our questions.

I need to come up with 5. Any suggestions?

They can be joke or serious questions too
Jake Gyllenhaal
01/30/10, 10:18 PM
Ask her stance about decriminalizing narcotics.
fishguts182
01/30/10, 10:28 PM
ask if shes tried anal
tonighttonight0
01/30/10, 10:44 PM
Ask her if she has any ecstasy
kaycey
01/30/10, 10:50 PM
just listen.
MILFCORE
01/30/10, 11:27 PM
She's a DA (district attorney for the ones who don't know) and she's going to answer any of our questions.

I need to come up with 5. Any suggestions?

They can be joke or serious questions too

Serious question:
What's the most fucked up/interesting case she ever had to deal with.

Joke questions:
ask if shes tried anal
Ask her if she has any ecstasy
I expect you to post her answer to the above two questions.
Lunar
01/30/10, 11:53 PM
Legalization of weed.
Abortion.
Piracy.
Rape.
George Carlin.
hoser1689
01/31/10, 12:10 AM
ask her if she remembers the show "The District" starring Coach
Sventhegreat
01/31/10, 12:48 AM
ask her if she remembers the show "The District" starring Coach

What a great show.
saveferris
01/31/10, 01:52 AM
Ask her how she is in bed
Jake Denning
01/31/10, 02:53 AM
Ask her a bunch of off-base government conspiracy questions.
Deadbolt23
01/31/10, 02:57 AM
Ask her what would she do if she had 12 fingers, and someone asked her for a hi five.
Smeee
01/31/10, 03:34 AM
Ask her if she's met Judge Reinhold.
MILFCORE
01/31/10, 05:22 AM
Ask her if she's met Judge Reinhold.
Or Judge Judy.
jeremypeele
01/31/10, 07:17 AM
Ask her who would win in a fight between Darth Vader and Voldemort.
troubledbyinsects
01/31/10, 09:32 AM
Just stand up and say "do you want extra pepperoni on that?" and then sit down mysteriously.
brenByah
01/31/10, 10:26 AM
Ask her if she ever noticed any significant differences in the acting techniques displayed by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen when they each portrayed Michelle Tanner.
roughroads
01/31/10, 10:29 AM
Ask her what it means to be "Turning Tricks" then follow up with asking if she misses the good old days.
Mibabalou
01/31/10, 10:35 AM
just stand up say tits or get the fuck out
rhinitus
01/31/10, 11:03 AM
ask her why the man perpetually tries to keep us down

DAMN THE MAN
tkw15
01/31/10, 12:25 PM
just stand up say tits or get the fuck out

this
Skillen
01/31/10, 01:56 PM
Ask her, "Would you shag your dad, to save your mum's life?"
owiseone35
01/31/10, 02:01 PM
Ask her if she ever noticed any significant differences in the acting techniques displayed by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen when they each portrayed Michelle Tanner.


That a good question ha ha.
zac_montucky
01/31/10, 02:25 PM
Ask her if she can smell what the Rock is cooking.
spunkmastaflex
01/31/10, 02:41 PM
ask her about her opinion of Law and Order (the tv show) and how it shows the justice system
Under The Knife
01/31/10, 02:44 PM
Ask if her if she knows Phoenix Wright or Miles Edgeworth.
ohitsmark
01/31/10, 11:24 PM
Ask her if she can smell what the Rock is cooking.

Lol, nothing will beat this. Congrats.
po0ty
02/01/10, 01:00 AM
Ask her if she can smell what the Rock is cooking.

LOL. so juvenile yet so funny
Deadbolt23
02/01/10, 01:37 AM
Ask her why the obituaries are found in the Living section of the newspaper.
awakeohsleeper
02/01/10, 03:26 AM
Some of these questions are making me laugh so much. Top class guys!
open mind
02/01/10, 03:31 AM
ask her if she believes sending people into hyper violent surroundings for a few years and then letting them out with no real resources is really the best way to go about improving society.
Deadbolt23
02/01/10, 07:36 AM
Ask her why doctors call what they do 'practice'.
zac_montucky
02/01/10, 08:51 AM
Lol, nothing will beat this. Congrats.

Thank you, thank you very much
Dystroxia
02/01/10, 04:08 PM
LMAO

These questions are pretty funny, but I think I would get expelled if I told her some of those, lololol.
awakeohsleeper
02/03/10, 03:30 AM
She's a DA (district attorney for the ones who don't know) and she's going to answer any of our questions.

I need to come up with 5. Any suggestions?

They can be joke or serious questions too
How did this go? Or has it not happened yet?
mybreakingpoint
02/03/10, 10:59 AM
Just stand up and say "do you want extra pepperoni on that?" and then sit down mysteriously.
win.
Dystroxia
02/03/10, 05:20 PM
How did this go? Or has it not happened yet?

Unfortunately she did not show up.

But who knows, she might come sometime in this semester. I'll keep this thread alive to not let my hopes down.
BryterJonah
02/03/10, 06:26 PM
Fuck her brains out with your hammer.

:snoopy:
awakeohsleeper
02/04/10, 03:02 AM
Unfortunately she did not show up.

But who knows, she might come sometime in this semester. I'll keep this thread alive to not let my hopes down.
What a let down. She's hurt my feelings! Some of these lines were classic.
Deadbolt23
02/04/10, 07:00 AM
See how many times you can ask what her name is before she punches you.
MilesToGo
02/04/10, 12:52 PM
ask her about her opinion of Law and Order (the tv show) and how it shows the justice system

I was actually going to say this.