2009 Razzies, and worst of the Decade.

[Justin_stacy]

WORST PICTURE OF 2009
"All About Steve"
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
"Land of the Lost"
"Old Dogs""
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" (a.k.a. "Trannies, Too")

WORST ACTOR OF 2009
All Three Jonas Brothers, "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience"
Will Ferrell, "Land of the Lost"
Steve Martin, "Pink Panther 2"
Eddie Murphy, "Imagine That"
John Travolta, "Old Dogs"

WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
Beyonce, "Obsessed"
Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"
Myley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Megan Fox, "Jennifer’s Body" and "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Sarah Jessica Parker, "Did You Hear About the Morgans?"

WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009
Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, "The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience"
Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, "All About Steve"
Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or "Comic Riff," "Land of the Lost"
Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
Candice Bergen, "Bride Wars"
Ali Larter, "Obsessed"
Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe"
Kelly Preston,"Old Dogs"
Julie White (as Mom), "Trannies, Too"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009
Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Hugh Hefner (as himself), "Miss March"
Robert Pattinson, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), "Land of the Lost"
Marlon Wayans, "G.I. Joe"

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL (COMBINED CATEGORY FOR 2009)
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
"Land of the Lost"
"Pink Panther 2" (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
"Twilight Saga: New Moon"

WORST DIRECTOR OF 2009
Michael Bay, "Trannies, Too"
Walt Becker, "Old Dogs"
Brad Silberling, "Land of the Lost"
Stephen Sommers, "G.I. Joe"
Phil Traill, "All About Steve"

WORST SCREENPLAY OF 2009
"All About Steve," screenplay by Kim Barker
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra," screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett, based on Hasbro's G.I. Joe Characters.
"Land of the Lost," written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas, based on Sid & Marty Krofft's TV series
"Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen," written By Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman, based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures
"Twilight Saga: New Moon," screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer

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WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE (3 SPECIAL 30TH RAZZIE-VERSARY AWARDZ)
"Battlefield Earth" (2000) -- Nominated for 10 Razzies, "winner" of 8 (including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Years)
"Freddy Got Fingered" (2001) -- Nominated for nine Razzies, "winner" of five
"Gigli" (2003) -- Nominated for 10 Razzies, winner of seven (including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Years)
"I Know Who Killed Me" (2007) -- Nominated for nine Razzies, "winner" of eight
"Swept Away" (2002) -- Nominated for nine Razzies, "winner" of five

WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE
Ben Affleck -- (Nominated for nine "achievements,"winner" of two Razzies) "Daredevil," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Paycheck," "Pearl Harbor," "Surviving Christmas"
Eddie Murphy -- (Nominated for 12 "achievements," "winner" of three Razzies) "Adventures of Pluto Nash," "I Spy," "Imagine That," "Meet Dave," "Norbit," "Showtime"
Mike Myers -- (Nominated for four "achievements," "winner" of two Razzies), "Cat in the Hat," "The Love Guru"
Rob Schneider -- (Nominated for six "achievements," "winner" of one Razzie) "The Animal," "Benchwarmers," "Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo," "Grandma's Boy," "The Hot Chick," "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry," "Little Man," "Little Nicky"
John Travolta -- (Nominated for six "achievements," "winner" of the Razzies) "Battlefield Earth," "Domestic Disturbance," "Lucky Numbers," "Old Dogs," "Swordfish"

WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE
Mariah Carey – (The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade: 70+% Of ALL Votes For Worst Actress Of 2001), "Glitter"
Paris Hilton (Nominated for five "Achievements," "Winner" of four Razzies) "The Hottie & The Nottie," "House of Whacks," "Repo: The Genetic Opera"
Lindsay Lohan -- (Nominated for five "achievements," "winner" of three Razzies) "Herbie Fully Loaded," "I Know Who Killed Me," "Just My Luck"
Jennifer Lopez -- (Nominated for nine "achievements," "winner" of two Razzies) "Angel Eyes," "Enough," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Maid in Manhattan," "Monster-in-Law," "The Wedding Planner"
Madonna -- (Nominated for six "achievements," "winner" of four Razzies) "Die Another Day," "The Next Best Thing," "Swept Away"

[popdisaster00]

trannies, too haha

[honkyg88]

They get better (or worse, however you look at it) each year.

[PaperRival-Jake]

The Razzies used to be a lot of fun but now I feel like they're just as safe as the choices for most regular award shows. The Jonas brothers nomination is absurd. Sure, they actually acted for about 10 minutes of that film but c'mon! Transformers was bad but there were much worse films this year than that. I guess complaining about this is really dumb so I am going to quit while I'm marginally ahead.

[popdisaster00]

Freddy Got Fingered is not a bad movie.

[narcoleptic953]

Should have nominated Sam Worthington.

[domotime2]

worst picture of the decade = ballistic: echs vs. sever!, witless protection, and how are NONE of the epic/meet the spartan movies nominated for worst of the decade

[Smash Adams]

not enough Law Abiding Citizen, fucking sniper robots

[squared82]

I can't believe I sat through all of All About Steve.

Terrible.

[Thursdaysox]

Freddy Got Fingered is not a bad movie.

correction: freddy got fingered is a GREAT movie.

[narcoleptic953]

not enough Law Abiding Citizen, fucking sniper robots

What a fucking terrible movie. Every time Jamie Foxx was onscreen, I wanted to laugh. And then I would stop and think: "this guy has an Oscar..."

[:-)]

WORST PICTURE OF 2009
"All About Steve"
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
"Land of the Lost"
"Old Dogs""
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" (a.k.a. "Trannies, Too")

WORST ACTOR OF 2009
All Three Jonas Brothers, "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience"
Will Ferrell, "Land of the Lost"
Steve Martin, "Pink Panther 2"
Eddie Murphy, "Imagine That"
John Travolta, "Old Dogs"

WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
Beyonce, "Obsessed"
Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"
Myley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Megan Fox, "Jennifer’s Body" and "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Sarah Jessica Parker, "Did You Hear About the Morgans?"

WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009
Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, "The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience"
Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, "All About Steve"
Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or "Comic Riff," "Land of the Lost"
Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
Candice Bergen, "Bride Wars"
Ali Larter, "Obsessed"
Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe"
Kelly Preston,"Old Dogs"
Julie White (as Mom), "Trannies, Too"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009
Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Hugh Hefner (as himself), "Miss March"
Robert Pattinson, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), "Land of the Lost"
Marlon Wayans, "G.I. Joe"

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL (COMBINED CATEGORY FOR 2009)
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
"Land of the Lost"
"Pink Panther 2" (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
"Twilight Saga: New Moon"

WORST DIRECTOR OF 2009
Michael Bay, "Trannies, Too"
Walt Becker, "Old Dogs"
Brad Silberling, "Land of the Lost"
Stephen Sommers, "G.I. Joe"
Phil Traill, "All About Steve"

WORST SCREENPLAY OF 2009
"All About Steve," screenplay by Kim Barker
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra," screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett, based on Hasbro's G.I. Joe Characters.
"Land of the Lost," written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas, based on Sid & Marty Krofft's TV series
"Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen," written By Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman, based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures
"Twilight Saga: New Moon," screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer

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WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE (3 SPECIAL 30TH RAZZIE-VERSARY AWARDZ)
"Battlefield Earth" (2000) -- Nominated for 10 Razzies, "winner" of 8 (including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Years)
"Freddy Got Fingered" (2001) -- Nominated for nine Razzies, "winner" of five
"Gigli" (2003) -- Nominated for 10 Razzies, winner of seven (including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Years)
"I Know Who Killed Me" (2007) -- Nominated for nine Razzies, "winner" of eight
"Swept Away" (2002) -- Nominated for nine Razzies, "winner" of five

WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE
Ben Affleck -- (Nominated for nine "achievements,"winner" of two Razzies) "Daredevil," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Paycheck," "Pearl Harbor," "Surviving Christmas"
Eddie Murphy -- (Nominated for 12 "achievements," "winner" of three Razzies) "Adventures of Pluto Nash," "I Spy," "Imagine That," "Meet Dave," "Norbit," "Showtime"
Mike Myers -- (Nominated for four "achievements," "winner" of two Razzies), "Cat in the Hat," "The Love Guru"
Rob Schneider -- (Nominated for six "achievements," "winner" of one Razzie) "The Animal," "Benchwarmers," "Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo," "Grandma's Boy," "The Hot Chick," "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry," "Little Man," "Little Nicky"
John Travolta -- (Nominated for six "achievements," "winner" of the Razzies) "Battlefield Earth," "Domestic Disturbance," "Lucky Numbers," "Old Dogs," "Swordfish"

WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE
Mariah Carey – (The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade: 70+% Of ALL Votes For Worst Actress Of 2001), "Glitter"
Paris Hilton (Nominated for five "Achievements," "Winner" of four Razzies) "The Hottie & The Nottie," "House of Whacks," "Repo: The Genetic Opera"
Lindsay Lohan -- (Nominated for five "achievements," "winner" of three Razzies) "Herbie Fully Loaded," "I Know Who Killed Me," "Just My Luck"
Jennifer Lopez -- (Nominated for nine "achievements," "winner" of two Razzies) "Angel Eyes," "Enough," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Maid in Manhattan," "Monster-in-Law," "The Wedding Planner"
Madonna -- (Nominated for six "achievements," "winner" of four Razzies) "Die Another Day," "The Next Best Thing," "Swept Away"

bahahaha

[Mirrorsandfevers]

Actually surprised New Moon isn't nominated for Worst Picture.

[goldandgreen182]

"Year One" was a train wreck led by the horrendous acting of Jack Black. I think both of them should have been nominees. Oh well.

[yellowhouse]

worst picture of the decade = ballistic: echs vs. sever!, witless protection, and how are NONE of the epic/meet the spartan movies nominated for worst of the decade

This. Was surprised not to see those on here. Some of the worst movies I have ever seen, ever.

[Recovery Room]

Battlefield Earth is easily the worst film of the decade.

[Max_123]

All About Steve wasn't that bad...
but I agree, Land of the Lost was a total flop

[Recovery Room]

worst picture of the decade = ballistic: echs vs. sever!, witless protection, and how are NONE of the epic/meet the spartan movies nominated for worst of the decade
Haha, that was so bad.

I'm sure something with Larry The Cable Guy and the others you mentioned all go without saying; this seems to be directed at "serious" endeavors.

[Gaugzilla]

The Razzies used to be a lot of fun but now I feel like they're just as safe as the choices for most regular award shows. The Jonas brothers nomination is absurd. Sure, they actually acted for about 10 minutes of that film but c'mon! Transformers was bad but there were much worse films this year than that. I guess complaining about this is really dumb so I am going to quit while I'm marginally ahead.
Haha. No, I really do think "Transformers 2" was one of the worst of the year when you look at the unnecessary length, performances and number of just absolutely terrible scenes. It truly was a piece of garbage.

[Full Effect Ed]

House of the Dead is one of the worst films I saw all decade...worse than Gigli, worse than that weird Travolta alien film

[Andy Young]

Steve Martin better "win" for Worst lead actor. Just watching the previews for Pink Panther made me embarassed for him.

[Alex1410]

I thought Transformers 2 was pretty awesome, maybe a bit too long. And freddie got fingered is awesome too in my opinion.

[WakingTheMisery]

Bad lists all around.

[JordanBuell]

new moon deserves a worst picture nomination

[spiffa0]

Any movie with Dennis Quaid is a terrible movie in my opinion. God I hate him.

[TSTLSOOM]

Old Dogs shouldnt be on this, but i guess it made the deadline. i can already guess who is a frontrunner for 2011 razzie for actor: The Rock

[moosehas spoken]

I liked Freddy Got Fingered :shrug:

[Formatfun]

It seems like the same person nominates everything. Someone who really hated something so he/she nominates it for everything.

[cshadows2887]

Any movie with Dennis Quaid is a terrible movie in my opinion. God I hate him.

If you want to retain this delusion (which is entirely within your rights to do) don't see Breaking Away or Far from Heaven. Just looking out for ya.

[spiffa0]

If you want to retain this delusion (which is entirely within your rights to do) don't see Breaking Away or Far from Heaven. Just looking out for ya.


Then there's: Legion, Pandorum, Vantage Point, Smart People, GI Joe, Flight of the Phoenix, The Day After Tomorrow, The Alamo, The Parent Trap, etc.

He's made a lot of movies he's bound to be in a few good ones. But he has to have one of the worst good movie/movies made ratio in Hollywood.

[jwicklun]

I thought Transformers 2 was pretty awesome, maybe a bit too long. And freddie got fingered is awesome too in my opinion.
Transformers 2 was the equivalent of waving a shiny object in front of a toddler. Except it lasted for 2 1/2 hours.

[cshadows2887]

Then there's: Legion, Pandorum, Vantage Point, Smart People, GI Joe, Flight of the Phoenix, The Day After Tomorrow, The Alamo, The Parent Trap, etc.

He's made a lot of movies he's bound to be in a few good ones. But he has to have one of the worst good movie/movies made ratio in Hollywood.

I actually think The Day After Tomorrow gets a bad rap and The Parent Trap isn't particularly embarassing. Regardless, while his career tends toward a lot of crap, don't write off all his movies just yet.

[cshadows2887]

Transformers 2 was the equivalent of waving a shiny object in front of a toddler. Except it lasted for 2 1/2 hours.

But it was really shiny.

[Alex1410]

Transformers 2 was the equivalent of waving a shiny object in front of a toddler. Except it lasted for 2 1/2 hours.

I do like the shiny...

[PaperRival-Jake]

Haha. No, I really do think "Transformers 2" was one of the worst of the year when you look at the unnecessary length, performances and number of just absolutely terrible scenes. It truly was a piece of garbage.

Agreed. It is a total piece of shit. Beyond bad and does need to be on the list. However, they picked popular movies primarily and there were others that were so much worse. Some popular, some not. Check it out:

-I love you, Beth Cooper
-Fired Up!
-Miss March
-The Room
-Spread
-Bride Wars
-Downloading Nancy (such a fucking waste of Maria Bello, holy shit was it bad)
-I Hate Valentines Day
-Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
-Dance Flick
-Whiteout
-Year One

That's just what I can think of. Some are already mentioned in the Razzies. Others aren't. Either way. There was some trashier stuff than Transformers 2. (and I hated trannies 2.)

[Gaugzilla]

Agreed. It is a total piece of shit. Beyond bad and does need to be on the list. However, they picked popular movies primarily and there were others that were so much worse. Some popular, some not. Check it out:

-I love you, Beth Cooper
-Fired Up!
-Miss March
-The Room
-Spread
-Bride Wars
-Downloading Nancy (such a fucking waste of Maria Bello, holy shit was it bad)
-I Hate Valentines Day
-Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
-Dance Flick
-Whiteout
-Year One

That's just what I can think of. Some are already mentioned in the Razzies. Others aren't. Either way. There was some trashier stuff than Transformers 2. (and I hated trannies 2.)
True. True. I still think Transformers deserves the biggest terrible prize just based on how much it set us back culturally as well as how many people bought into it. But yea, almost all the movies you listed, save for "The Room" which has been out for 5 years and is absolutely awesome, are worthy of being nothing more than fancy clay pigeons for target practice.

[cshadows2887]

how much it set us back culturally

Methinks you are putting waaaay too much stock into the influence of Transformers.

[PaperRival-Jake]

True. True. I still think Transformers deserves the biggest terrible prize just based on how much it set us back culturally as well as how many people bought into it. But yea, almost all the movies you listed, save for "The Room" which has been out for 5 years and is absolutely awesome, are worthy of being nothing more than fancy clay pigeons for target practice.

blahaha.. I just noticed I put the room in there. I was having a conversation with a friend about how awesome it was and it made it's way in. HHAHAHAHA. best online mess up of mine in a while. Thank you. And I do agree... culturally, transformers 2 has set us back a few hundred years. But, I don't think too many people with brains that are actually matured enough to catch the (c)overt racism thought it was great. Obviously there are exceptions but you get my drift. Man, The Room. hahaha. Just showed my roommate and he slapped me. Good stuff.

[williek311]

Sandra Bullock nominated for an Oscar and a Razzie in the same year.

[cshadows2887]

Sandra Bullock nominated for an Oscar and a Razzie in the same year.

Two performances have been nominated for oscars and razzies in the same performance. A bit mind-blowing, no?

[williek311]

Two performances have been nominated for oscars and razzies in the same performance. A bit mind-blowing, no?

THat is mind blowing. Which performances?

[cshadows2887]

THat is mind blowing. Which performances?

Amy Irving for Yentl and James Coco for, err, something.

Edit: the Coco movie was Only When I Laugh.

[bluntpoet]

correction: freddy got fingered is a GREAT movie.
SO.
MUCH.
THIS.
YES.

Haha, G.I. Joe was AWFUL, and I fell asleep during Transformers 2. Not that the first one was good by any stretch of the first letter.

[Hamlet]

Transformers 2, minus the special effects and Megan Fox running in slow motion, was just ass, plain and simple. However, the explosions were entertaining, even though the story was absolutely incoherent, and it was waayyy too long, and even a little bit racist.

I'm not defending this movie by any stretch of the imagination, but there are definitely worse movies with no redeeming qualities.

[cshadows2887]

Transformers was one of the most entertaining movies of the summer. It had some intentionally funny moments. And every other moment was unintentionally funy. And they blowed shit up real good. If you expected anything beyond the 5/10 range, you were deluded, but there are far worse movies this year.

Robot heaven was funnier than The Hangover by itself. And I really liked The Hangover.

[Macbeth.]

Ohhh come on, Freddy Got Fingered?

[cshadows2887]

Isn't that the one where he jerks off a horse?

[LivingTheLyrics]

Agreed. It is a total piece of shit. Beyond bad and does need to be on the list. However, they picked popular movies primarily and there were others that were so much worse. Some popular, some not. Check it out:

-I love you, Beth Cooper
-Fired Up!
-Miss March
-The Room
-Spread
-Bride Wars
-Downloading Nancy (such a fucking waste of Maria Bello, holy shit was it bad)
-I Hate Valentines Day
-Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
-Dance Flick
-Whiteout
-Year One

That's just what I can think of. Some are already mentioned in the Razzies. Others aren't. Either way. There was some trashier stuff than Transformers 2. (and I hated trannies 2.)

I thought Miss March was fucking hilarious.

[PaperRival-Jake]

I thought Miss March was fucking hilarious.

you would be in the minority then. But hey, it is your opinion.

[LivingTheLyrics]

you would be in the minority then. But hey, it is your opinion.

Haha I know it's not a "good movie" but when you're just looking for some great one liners and mindless comedy, it feeds the need lol.