the third poll to end all polls mythological creatures edition [Archive]

seraph1214

02/02/10, 03:54 PM

Phoenix is the only logical answer here. They can't (permanently) die and their tears cure fucking everything.

didwhat77times

02/03/10, 12:48 AM

http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/emo-unicorn.jpg

Viva Sonata

02/03/10, 07:34 AM

Dragons, you silly nillys.
They'll fuck your car.

AbbeyCarbs

02/03/10, 08:15 AM

phoenix

tonighttonight0

02/04/10, 01:49 PM

Phoenix can't be killed, thus it wins.

ScarletGrove

02/04/10, 02:02 PM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2573/3924888261_a10d8da311_o.jpg
Unicorn.

Deadbolt23

02/04/10, 04:07 PM

Fawkes.

Yellowcard2006

02/06/10, 04:59 PM

I voted phoenix. but that was before I saw dragon

abandonship

02/08/10, 03:50 AM

Unicorn <3

Holly HoX!

02/08/10, 07:13 PM

Phoenix because they have an awesome band for a mascot. ;-)

Holly HoX!

02/08/10, 07:14 PM

Phoenix is the only logical answer here. They can't (permanently) die and their tears cure fucking everything.

Bro, that's gypsy tears you are thinking of.

Formatfun

02/08/10, 08:18 PM

Unicorn for the win!

seraph1214

02/08/10, 08:29 PM

Bro, that's gypsy tears you are thinking of.

I'm pretty sure phoenix tears cure everything too. Haha I've never heard this gypsy tears theory. Would not doubt it though.

x1onexwo1fx

02/08/10, 10:10 PM

didn't phoenix tears save someone in harry potter?

seraph1214

02/08/10, 10:13 PM

didn't phoenix tears save someone in harry potter?

Yeah, when Harry got bit by the basilisk in Chamber of Secrets.

x1onexwo1fx

02/08/10, 10:31 PM

Yeah, when Harry got bit by the basilisk in Chamber of Secrets.

oh, so i already did read that one. i thought i was remembering it from one of the movies.

(i've been trying to catch up on the books, i started a few months ago and i'm on goblet of fire. i've already seen all the movies so far.)

seraph1214

02/08/10, 10:38 PM

oh, so i already did read that one. i thought i was remembering it from one of the movies.

(i've been trying to catch up on the books, i started a few months ago and i'm on goblet of fire. i've already seen all the movies so far.)

Nice. At the risk of sounding like a complete nerd, I've read all the books like 5 times each haha. Favorite book so far?

x1onexwo1fx

02/08/10, 10:46 PM

Nice. At the risk of sounding like a complete nerd, I've read all the books like 5 times each haha. Favorite book so far?

azkaban, definitely. can't tell you what my favorite movie is, unfortunately, since i haven't seen most of them in forever.

seraph1214

02/08/10, 10:58 PM

azkaban, definitely. can't tell you what my favorite movie is, unfortunately, since i haven't seen most of them in forever.

Good pick. Definitely a dark atmosphere to that book. You're reading my favorite one now. I love the ending to Goblet of Fire.

Gumbyjag

02/09/10, 01:38 AM

phoenix ftw.

spunkmastaflex

02/09/10, 06:14 AM

dragons for sure

steveC

02/09/10, 03:17 PM

Dragons, you silly nillys.
They'll fuck your car.
i laughed so hard, haha.

but really, i'd go phoenix. they burst into flames and then come back anew and their tears heal things. pretty sweet. besides, let's consider the other options:

mermaids: the top half is deceiving, you can't fuck them no matter how hot they seem.
unicorns: a horse with a horn. big deal.
dragons: they have a track record of ALWAYS LOSING. if not for that, they'd take the cake

FueledByRock

02/10/10, 07:17 AM

Phoenix. None of the others even compare.

timb89

02/10/10, 07:57 PM

Fawkes.

that scene in harry potter when dumbledore claps fawkes and disappears is fucking epic!

Alex DiVincenzo

02/11/10, 07:16 PM

http://www.animalshirts.net/dragonshirt/blackdragon.jpg

Ricketts

02/12/10, 01:15 PM

This is a stupid ass thread, unicorn > everything. It's a fact, people.

x1onexwo1fx

02/12/10, 03:09 PM

This is a stupid ass thread, unicorn > everything. It's a fact, people.

you're a stupid ass poster. unicorns are only awesome when they're high. now that's a fact.

Q5im0Ssyyus

you're not a stupid ass for liking unicorns, you just have a different opinion, and that's fine. i just don't like the way you express your opinion. stupid ass.

Ricketts

02/12/10, 04:44 PM

you're a stupid ass poster. unicorns are only awesome when they're high. now that's a fact.

Q5im0Ssyyus

you're not a stupid ass for liking unicorns, you just have a different opinion, and that's fine. i just don't like the way you express your opinion. stupid ass.

WELL YOU'RE the stupid-ass for not knowing that Unicorns are always high. HMM?!?!

x1onexwo1fx

02/12/10, 05:51 PM

WELL YOU'RE the stupid-ass for not knowing that Unicorns are always high. HMM?!?!

uhh...